Started as a post on the University of Nevada subreddit, it became a meme due to the typo in the title that makes the whole thing so much funnier. Its part of a series of copypasta that started from university rant or post.
This is driving me insane and I’m losing sleep. At least twice a week my roommate will randomly sit up at like 3 am in his sleep and scream his lungs out. I mean full on screaming as if his life is in danger. It lasts like 12 seconds and then he’s right back to sleeping. It wakes me up every single time and scares the shit out of me. I asked him this morning if he has night terrors and he acts like he has no idea what I’m talking about. This has been going on for a month and a half and if it goes on any longer I’m going to lose my mind.
Started as a Reddit joke, it starts of completely unhinge before revealing itself as troll in the 2nd half with ‘great Emu War’, fake moon landing and Sabaton role in releasing Covid.
Sabaton is a Nazi Band. Their lyrics contain crypto fascist hidden messenges to an extend where even Adolf Hitler himself looks like a communist in comparison. In fact, its entirely proven that members of Sabaton are responsible for several warcrimes during the great Emu War. They also faked the moon landing and released Covid.
you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you're below even a secondary. you're below a fucking tertiary. Lain doesnt even LOOK like this, let alone act like this, and who the flying FUCK is SHINJI??? do you mean from Evangelion, the OTHER show you havent seen??? https://t.co/XeR0GYPE84
you are so fucking far removed from the original show that you're below even a secondary. you're below a fucking tertiary. Lain doesnt even LOOK like this, let alone act like this, and who the flying FUCK is SHINJI??? do you mean from Evangelion, the OTHER show you havent seen???
Own a Pulse Carbine for home defense, since that's what Aun’va intended. Four Gue’la break into my reasonably sized state issued accomodation. "By the Tau’va!" As I grab my Fio’Tak Combat Armor and Pulse Carbine. Burn a man sized hole through the first gue’la, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because I don’t have ‘For The Greater Good’ activated, and nail one of the neighbours 250 kroot hounds. I have to resort to the Pulse Blast Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, set to focused. "FOR TAU TO PROSPER, IT WILL BE SO" the small star shreds two Gue’la in the blast, the sound and extreme heat set off Devilfish alarms. I grab my close combat weapon and charge the last terrified rapscallion. I bleed out waiting on the medic drones to arrive since trangular lasrifle-bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as Aun'va intended
Ambessa👤4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷♂️201 MR💦 Unstoppable🚫A Shield 🛡 Goes over walls🧱Has Airborne🌪Cooldown is only☝second too🕐 It costs 0 Mana🧙♂️
Ambessa💁🏾♀️4,700 HP💪329 Armor🤷♂️201 MR💦 Suppression 🚫A Shield That Does Damage🛡 Infinite Dashes🧱It Costs No Energy🙏🏽Stun🌪Resource Refund 🕕 Unstoppable Ult👀 It Goes Over Walls 🏃Slows😩
What in the Emperor's name did you just fucking say about me, you fucking heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Schola Progenium, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Chaos and Xenos, and I have over 30,000 confirmed executions. I am trained in Catachan warfare and I'm the top commissar in all of the Imperium. You are nothing to me but just another pathetic and cowardly guardsmen to execute. I will wipe you out to the Warp and back with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that heresy to me over the vox? Think again, heretic. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Officio Prefectus and your exact location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, traitor. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, heretic. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can execute you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bolt pistol. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Astra Militarum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this side of the rift, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your miserable tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn traitor. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, heretic.
