Hello?
Hey, what's up?
I need your help, can you come here?
I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Alright, well hurry up and get over here.
I can't find them.
What do you mean you can't find 'em?
I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
What do you mean there's only soup?
It means there's only soup.
Well then get out of the soup aisle!
Alright you don't have to shout at me! There's more soup!
What do you mean there's more soup?!
There's just more soup!
Go into the next aisle!
There's still soup!
Where ARE you right now?!
I'm at soup!
What do you mean you're "at soup"?!
I mean I'm at soup!
What STORE are you in?!
I'm at the soup store!
WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
F*CK YOU!
Sans version
Sans: hello?
Papyrus: Hey, what's up?
Sans: i need your help, can you come here?
Papyrus: I can't, I'm buying clothes.
Sans: alright, well hurry up and get over here.
Papyrus: I can't find them.
Sans: what do you mean you can't find 'em?
Papyrus: I can't find 'em; there's only soup.
Sans: what do you mean there's only soup?
Papyrus: It means there's only soup.
Sans: well then get out of the soup aisle!
Papyrus: Alright you don't have to shout at me!
Papyrus: There's more soup!
Sans: what do you mean there's more soup?!
Papyrus: There's just more soup!
Sans: go into the next aisle!
Papyrus: There's still soup!
Sans: where ARE you right now?!
Papyrus: I'm at soup!
Sans: what do you mean you're "at soup"?!
Papyrus: I mean I'm at soup!
Sans: what STORE are you in?!
Papyrus: I'm at the soup store!
Sans: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!
Papyrus: FUCK YOU!
I literally just opened reddit and the first thing i see is hentai. I was fucking sitting on the bus and then a giant pair of big jiggle anime honkers popped on my screen. I was sitting next to a mother with a child and exposed both of them to that horrific scene. I want to kill myself now. It was so bad my anxiety started acting up and the next moment i had fucking nuclear diarrhoea. The bishop i had up my ass started letting go. I had to get off the bus and into the near woods to relieve myself and readjust the bishop. Fuck you again!
I'm so tired of getting hit bro, come on bro stop attacking all together bro, using any move at all is spamming bro. Stop heaving spamming, stop lightspamming, stop heavy to light spamming, stop using your character's attack chains, stop bash spamming! Stop using an attack more than once in a fight god damn you fucking spamming piece of shit you used that attack 3 minutes ago, and now you're doing it again, holy shit you fucking cheap ass cheating loser, you actually used an attack that works on me, stop winning, i need a win to feel any worth in life, holy shir was that a light attack? You spineless screw word pig boy, how dare you throw a god damn fucking light attack after using one last week you fucking light spamming poop poop boy, holy shit was that a heavy bro, you trying to get an execution too hard stop heaving me god damn fuck christ bro fucking spammer stop HOLY SHIT ARE YOU ACTUALLY PARRYING ME?AMAMA fucking parry spammer holy fuck christ you're so shit! dididijdhdhdhdhd did you actually just feint an attack? You fucking pussy ass loser noob who needs fients to win, god damn dick eater DUDE STOP BLOCK SPAMMING, LET ME HIT YOU It's not fair you can defens yourself at all, my attacks should always hit you! I should be able to attack and magically gravitate towards you and one shot you everytime because you're spamming attcks at me HOLY SHITRHDHJDJDJ are you actually playing THAT character THAT one?! NO you can't do. That their a spam character, and should be nerfed! My main should be buffed more it's not fair that others get a buff and mine is still just in S tier fucking shit ass game Just fucking attacking at all it's so cheap and on fair.
Does anyone else find Peacekeepers little scream she does when she jumps from short ledges ridiculously hot?
That little "AIEEEE" she does when she jumps down from short ledges just gets my blood pumping. Like I wish she'd jump from a small ledge onto me and knock the wind from my body, before having her way with me as she speaks Latin I barely understand.
Fuck, it's not fair. Why would Ubisoft create a character so perfect and yet restrict her to the digital realm?
Despite being the smallest character in the game, I'd let her dominate me. Sometimes when another player is playing her, I'll let her win, just so I can feel degraded by Peacekeeper.
I'd do anything to get executed by Peacekeeper IRL. ANYTHING.
Fuck guys, I just can't anymore. Fuck.
I Own a Magnuvisor for the Rider Battle, since that's what Kanzaki Shiro intended. Four Blank Riders break into my house. "Nani?!" As I henshin and unholster my Magnuvisor. Blow a hole through the first Rider, he's dead on the spot. Draw my Gigalauncher on the second Rider, miss him entirely because it's to heavy and explodes the neighbours Contract Monster. I have to resort to summoning my contract monster at the top of the stairs loaded with a Final Vent card, "Useless" the bullets, lasers and rockets shred the two Riders in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Insert strike vent card into Magnuvisor and charge the last terrified Rider. He gets erased from existence waiting for the Police to arrive since we're in the Mirror World, just as Kanzaki Shiro intended.
There isn’t a team on the planet who has gone through as much adversity as the Houston Astros. Not one. We’re the most tortured fan base in history of organized sports. Yet it is true that God gives His toughest battles to His strongest warriors. Today is a new day!
