Originally its the Misato copypasta from Neon Genesis Evangelion, but changed to Feixiao from Honkai Star Rail.
Sometimes I fantasize about Feixiao coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her dress. Please help is there any hope for me?The original post started from r/hockey when the Nashville Predators swept the Chicago Blackhawks in 2017. It has been adopted many times to fit other narratives but always starts with a fan asking for a redo match in case it was a fluke.
The pasta signature is “No disrespect to the…” and “…sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs… of truly accomplishing what their capable of” or “redo X match in case it was a big fluke”. Sometimes its also referred to as the fluke rant from r/hockey.
No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.
If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.No disrespect to the O's, I'm a firm believer that none of Baltimore's opponents sweeping them in the regular season is a huge fluke and robs the rest of the MLB teams of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching fellow AL East teams Iike the Jays and Rays play great baseball it's just not fair.
If the O's opponents go sweepless again I will face that the O's deserved to go the entire way without being swept, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the O's and the MLB.
No disrespect to sen, I'm a firm believer that Sentinels sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs Gen G of truly accomplishing what they're capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching Gen G play great Valorant it's just not fair.
If Gen G lose again I will face that Sentinels deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Gen G and VCT.No disrespect to the G2s, KRUs, and C9s, I'm a firm believer that those players making the playoffs is a huge fluke and robs the Sentinels of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the Sentinels play great VALORANT, it's just not fair.
If the Sentinels miss again I will face that the C9s,KRUs, and G2s deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Sentinels and VCT.No disrespect to the MXS players, I'm a firm believer that a Tier 2 team decisively beating Sentinels is a huge fluke and robs the SEN roster of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the past day in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire off-season watching the SEN gang play great ranked games on Twitch it's just not fair.
If SEN lose again I will face that MXS deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to SEN City and the Valorant competitive scene as a whole.
No disrespect to the Zeka, Peanut, and Viper, I'm a firm believer that those players making the finals is a huge fluke and robs the T1 of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the T1 play great League of Legends, it's just not fair. If the T1 miss again I will face that the Zeka,Peanut, and Viper deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the T1 and LCK. 
No disrespect to Atalanta, but I'm a firm believer that winning the Europa league over Bayer Leverkusen is a huge fluke and robs Leverkusen of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire season watching Leverkusen play great hockey football it's just not fair.
If Bayer Leverkusen lose again I will face that Atalanta deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Leverkusen and UEFA. 
No disrespect to WoW, I'm a firm believer that WoW sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs FFXIV of truly accomplishing what it's capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire last expansion watching FFXIV play great hockey it's just not fair.
If FFXIV loses again I will face that WoW deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to FFXIV and the MMO Landscape.Attention 📢 all Ameri-CUNTS!!! 🇺🇸Tonight we CLITnessed 👀👁️the PRES-DICK-DENTIAL 🏛️🍆DEBATES!! Daddy Donald 😱and MAMALA 😩💦battled it OUT 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ under the HARD 🍆💦💧🌊SCRUTINY 🔎of David Muir 👫 and Linsey Davis 👯♂️👯♀️👯With questions ⁉️❔🤨about the E-CUM-ON-ME 🤨💦 BORDER CUNTHOLE 🍑🕳️🤪STUDENT MOAN RELIEF 📚😩and the SEXY 😝SUBMISSIVE 😋RELEASE💦 OF PRESIDENCY 🇺🇸AFTER AN ERECTION 🍆💧😱🌊😋this evening ✨🌚has our pussies panting 😩with PATRIOTISM 🇺🇸Which canDICKdate 🍆🌶️🥕🦴will get this cuntry 🌮out of this BIG 👣DEEP 🤨🕳️HOLE? 😉😝👌👈🫦 Send this to 10 🙌of your CUMMING 💦COUNTRYMEN! 🇺🇸🇺🇸Get 0️⃣back and your mic 🎤is MUTED🚫 Get5️⃣back and you 👉🫵🤤can sign 🖊️ your name on the constDICKtution! 🍆📄Get ALL 🔟💯back and you 😍🥰are ready 🏇 to FINGERBLAST ☝️🚀THE BALLOT 💦😝BOX🌮🍑🇺🇸🫦😩💦💦💦💦 Lube 💧 up your eyes 👀 and ears 👂 all you political daddies 👨🦱🫃 and democratic 🗳 hoes💃! It's almost time ⏲️ 🙌 to exercise 💪 🙌 our civic duty 🤾 and decide on which OLD 👴 DRY 💦🚫 MAN 👨🍆 is going to be our nation's 🇺🇸🏈 next DADDY👨👨👦🫃🫃‼️! CNN's Jake ASS-TAPPER😏 and Dana "Busty 🍈🍈 Bimbo" Bash will be EDGING🚱 🍆💦🚫 us for HOURS 🕙 ! No 🚯⛔️ cummies 💦 until a victor 🏆is decided! Donald "12-inches🍆 flaccid📏" HUMP🫦 will be dribbling♒️🚰 out of more than just the sides of his mouth⁉️! Joe BISEXUAL BIDEN will be taking questions❓️❔️ and taking BIG COCKS 🥒🥒 Now let's all oil 🛢 up our bussy🍑, and stretch out our throats👅 as we let our PRESIDENTIAL🗳 DADDY🫃🫃🫃 take us! I am a school bus driver & this morning picking up my elementary, this 3rd grader was crying & didn't want to get on the bus. His mom picked him up & put him on the stairs, & I greeted him enthusiastically to change his mood & welcome him on the bus. This did not work. His mom then threatened to call his dad. This did not work. As of now, I am blocking two lanes of busy traffic trying to get this kid on the bus. Suddenly, his mom tells him, "If you don't get on the bus, no playing Roblox today." He immediately stopped crying & ran on the bus. Thank you Roblox for making my job a bit easier today. 
Started off as a post on Niko’s low sensitivity playstyle on the HLTV forum, this has been a classic CSGO pasta since then.
All this kid does is just hold a gay ass off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. Fucking terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.
All the shitty baiters use a low sens to click people in the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.
I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA DM's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen Niko popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur fucking nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.
this is why forest and get right are sick players. they play on higher senitivities, and can do more than bait and off angle one click.
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Like imagine the moms at walmart saying “omg your hair is so pretty ;3” then you’d say thanks with a straight face but if we had a tail that shi would be waggin so fast. then she’ll notice it and be like “aww look at you getting all excited for mommy” then you’d start to blush and get all embarrassed and shi x3... yall feeling me on this one