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What is a black person

    So I was just surfing the web looking for gay midget porn, when I came across this thing called “black people”. Apparently they have dark skin and love chicken. I am mortified. I will not accept anyone who is not a white person. Who made these black people? Who can I contact them and get them to stop? Are they considered people? We can’t stand for this anymore! The blacks have taken to much of out our economy! They took our jobs, our lifestyles, even our wives! I only have 3 wives left! And I don’t even fuck the other 2! Their just for cleaning and cooking! God I fucking hate America.
    
    Edit: Guys holy shit stop downvoting me it’s just my opinion
    
    Edit: Guys did you even read it? Stop telling me I’m racist when you clearly haven’t read the whole thing!
    
    Edit: Jesus fucking Christ you guys are retarded. How delusional are you people???
    
    Edit: Okay you people are fucking going to far. I’m NOT racist. I litteraly didn’t even say the n word once.

    My girlfriend : “Don’t get hard on me, jerk!”

      As usual yesterday I was quietly watching the replay of The Witcher on TV. Suddenly my girlfriend comes, sits calmly on the couch. She was in a sheer miniskirt, she spread her legs and I could almost see her lace.
      
      Suddenly she takes off her undershirt to leave only her bra, she lets out sighs of fatigue and comes to put her head on my thighs to sleep, she was pressing my penis really hard, I could clearly discern her breasts and her butt.
      
      I began to have a horse erection, and it was felt. She gets up, and says "don't get hard on me, jerk!" before scuttling furiously. She's angry and don't want to speak to me since because she think I'm a pervert. But to be honest, I was only hard because there was Henry Cavill on the screen.

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        Oh wow really? Thanks for the info!

          Oh wow really? Thanks for the info! You must be some sort of detective. Do you work for the CIA? MI6? Yeah I’m onto you. This observation could only be made by someone with high level training and field expertise. Good for you. Pat yourself on the back for this incredible discovery. I’m like totally in shock right now. You see, I was an atheist five minutes ago but now I’ve seen a true God. Only a sacred and holy being could use their powers to understand such a complex topic. Thank you, O’ Great One for blessing us mere mortals with the vastness of your infinite wisdom. I hope one day, you share other great secrets only you possess. Like what’s 2+2? What color is the sky? Are there femboys in Heaven? Pigeons?

          You will never date an alt

            Let me just say there is no way your gonna get a "huge titty goth gf who will sit on your face". You will not get a "clumsy UWU femboy bf who will pin you to a wall and is 9 inchs tall or 5.3cm if your American and you will not get a "short haired buff tomboy gf who will step on you". You only like them because of cartoons you had these alts as your fictional childhood crush and none of them represent their real life counterpart like for fuck sake NONE OF THEM HAVE THICK THIGHS IN REAL LIFE these are a fetish for you guys all you do is fetishize them PLEASE JUST GROW THE FUCK UP YOU GREASY NECKBEARDS.

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