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Um, sweety? I just spent three hours combing through all of your comments…

    Um, sweety? I just spent three hours combing through all of your reddit comments from the past two years. and oof, that's a big yikes from me. I literally can't even right now. Oh sweet summer child, you do realize you are making me lose faith in humanity? I'm literally shaking rn. Let's unpack this. It's almost as if maybe, just maybe, your toxic, problematic behavior towards PoC is because someone hurt you. Just shut up and listen. It's called being a decent human being, and as a white person, YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
    
    Let that sink in.

    International Womens Day

      Happy International Women’s Day 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ bitchezz!!👛💄 It is time 🕑 to celebrate 🎉🎊all the bad bitches💃out there! In the 🗓early 1900s🗓 some shawties💁‍♀️wanted to pop🍾their pussy💦at the polls🗳and achieved 😩Women’s Suffrage😩which sounds bad🙅‍♀️but is actually good👍and now we celebrate🥳women👯‍♀️every year! Let’s continue to 💦FILL💦that wage gap 🆙 and make those 😡sexist😡skanks😡 afraid😳😰today! ☝️Even though we celebrate🍾today, a bunch of weirdos🥴 want to eliminate😱 abortion rights⚖️👩‍⚖️ for the girlies everywhere🌎 with no exceptions😳, BUT “A challenged world is an alert world,” and from challenge 😩💦CUMS💦😩 change so let’s choose to challenge💪. IWD’s theme this year is “Inspire Inclusion” so send this to 5️⃣ shawties you’d topple💥the male-dominated power structure with.🙆‍♀️ 
      It’s 🌎🌍🌏International🌏🌍🌎👯‍♀️🙍‍♀️Women’s🙆‍♀️👸Day and we are putting 💁‍♀️💃women👯💅 on 😜👅top😛💦Today's the day for👩‍✈️women👩‍🔬 to lead and for 🦸‍♂️men🕵️‍♂️to 💦🍆cum💦🍆up 🍑behind🍑 them Because you make 8️⃣3️⃣ cents on every 💵dollar💸 compared to a 🧛man🤵‍♂️you can enjoy 1️⃣5️⃣0️⃣ percent of this 🍆👅dick🍆💦 Someone else might be worried about 🔨smashing🔨 the pay gap but all I care about is 😛🔨🍆smashing🔨🍆💦 your 👄gap👄 Today is all about you 👩‍🍳girl👩‍🎤so when you're done 👩‍💻working in the C suite👩‍💻 I'm gonna work on your 💋💦sweet C💥💦Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ other 💅boss bitches💅 to show you want to replace 👮‍♀️chauvinism👮‍♀️ with 👄🍑HOvinism💦🍆
      🙏👏🌟✨💫YAAAAAAAAS GIRLLLL YAAAASSS 🙀😮🌷👏 IT IS INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY MY SLUTS🕐⏳💁🔟🙆 and i want you to know that you are my QUEEN, a supreme. 👸🌟💎 You slay all fuckbois in y/our way. 🏃🔫💣🙅📛🔪 ur in control, 🐯 my mamacita. 💃 You run the world.🌍🌎🌏🌠 You are the generation who breeds a new generation. 🔼🔺➡️🆕🍼👶👱👧👦🌟 So this Women's Day, send this to all your fellow baddies💝 Tho i may have a 🔝daddy or daddies👨🏼👨🏻👨🏿👨🏾👨🏽🍆 who give me cummies💦💦💧👅👀 you will always be my mami🔐💁👸👰👵. send this to all ur sexy sistas👩🏼👩🏻👩🏽👩🏿👩🏾 if u get 0 back, youre a flop! 🙅😔🙍 if u get 1-3, step up ur game hoe! ☝️💄👛👙💇👄 4-7 ur a princess born to be kween someday. 👗👜🍭🎀🌂💓 8-10+ HIGH BITCH IN CHARGE. 👄🔥💃💅👠👘👜🎀🌂💄💍 SLAAY ME🙇 KWEEEN YAAASS UR PUSSY ON FLEEK 🐯🐱🔥 BUSSY GAME ON TOP.👑🍑💎💋 THIS ONE IS FOR THE GAYS 🌈👬👭👯👩‍❤️‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💃 I LOVE MY GAY FANS💕❤️😘❌⭕️❌⭕️
      It's International Women's Day (yas kweens 👑 we stan!💅). A werk the world 🗺 holiday on March 8th to celebrate how women 🚺 slay 👠 (yas bitch!). It is also a focal 👀 point in the women's rights sashay 💃. Spilling the tea 🍵 on issues such as gender equality ♀️, reproductive rights 🤰 and violence and abuse against women 😢.
      Happy International Women’s Day bitchezz!!👛💄 it is time 🕑 to celebrate 🎉🎊all the bad bitches 💁🏻💁🏾out there! In the 🗓early 1900s🗓 some shawties💁‍♀️wanted to pop🍾their pussy💦at the polls🗳and achieved 😩Women’s Suffrage😩which sounds bad🙅‍♀️but is actually good👍and now we celebrate🥳women👯‍♀️every year! Let’s continue to 💦FILL💦that wage gap 🆙 and make those 😡sexist😡skanks😡 afraid😳😰today! “A challenged world is an alert world.” And from challenge 😩💦CUMS💦😩 change so let’s choose to challenge💪. Send this to5️⃣shawties you’d topple💥the male-dominated power structure with.🙆‍♀️
      I LOVE WOMEN ‼️✨🥳🌹💃🏻🧍‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🤩✨✨💸🦄👌🏼👌🏼💅🏼💅🏼💋💋😻😻🥰🥰🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY‼️‼️ 🙋‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🤰👸🏽👸🏽🤸‍♀️today we celebrate 🥳🎊🎁🍾🎉 all the bad bitches 🍑💦👅👅🥵💋💅🏼who came💦before us 💘⬅️🕯️and honor✨💕✨ those who surround us 👭👭👭👭 back in 1910 🗓️🗓️some 🥵 hot girls 🥵 wanted to pop 🧨🎇their pussies😻😻🐱😼 at the polls🗳️🗳️ and fought🤺🤺 for women’s suffrage✊✊ 🎽🗳️which sounds bad 💀😱😰but is actually good☺️😚🥰🤩🥳‼️ since then women💋 🥰have been at the forefront 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️of many movements ✨💅🏼💃🏻standing 🧍‍♀️for freedom 🦅🦅💥💥and equity ⚖️for underrepresented groups✊💕🦄 across the globe 🌎🌍🌏 though they 🇺🇸🤦‍♂️👴🏻👴🏻📜have tried many times☹️🙈 to crush us 🥊🥊use us 🛠️🪓and erase ✏️our stories🏃‍♀️🏋️‍♀️🤰👸🏽🤸‍♀️🦹‍♀️👩‍✈️🧘‍♀️👩‍🎤👩‍🍳🙇‍♀️👩‍🌾🤼‍♀️🦸‍♀️👩‍🦲👱‍♀️🧕 they have FAILED❌❌❌ over ↪️and over ↪️and over ↪️again ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣 women 🥰 are the keepers 🤝of culture 🗺️and history📜 and we will THRIVE🌱💐✨✨ DESPITE🥊 DESPITE💥 DESPITE ‼️‼️🎉🙌🏼🍾 so on this day🗓️ send 💌some good vibes 😎🥳😻and perhaps cash💸💸 to the lovely🥰 ladies 🥵💃🏻💕in your life💝💕 to all the ladies💃🏻💅🏼💕✨👯‍♀️🥳 have a day as beautiful 💕✨🌹💐and perfect 🤩🤩👌🏼as you 🫵🏻are 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 men, you know what you did. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY‼️👯‍♀️🌹🥰💕🤩💐💅🏼🦄🦅🦅💥🥵🥵💸😻✊✊🧍‍♀️
      🥳HAPPY🤗 International🌐Women's👯Day📆 BITCH‼️🗣️ Today🗓️ we CELEBRATE🎉the BROADS👩‍🏭DAMES👩‍🏫 and HUSSIES💃that marched🚶‍♀️🚶‍♀️ for their rights✊🏻✊🏽✊🏿Get your tatas🍈🍈 out 🤪for those sexy😍 SLUTragettes🫦gorgeous😋GAYbor activists👷‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 and hottie HOcialists🌹⚒️cuz if it weren't for MEEMAW 👵🏻hitting the streets👯🛣️making it CLAP🍑BETTY BOOP STYLE👄👠we wouldn't🙅‍♀️ have DIVORCE👩💔👨ABORTION❌👶👼or VOTES FOR WOMEN🗳️💁‍♀️💬 And to make it WORSE 🫠🫨those MISOGYNIST PIGS🐷👴🏻👨‍⚖️ in government🗽🏛️in 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ STILL want to take🫴 it all away😞🙃 So send this to 5️⃣of your most VALID✨VIXENS🧏‍♀️ and SUPPORT🚩🏳️💰 your 🎯LOCAL📍LASCIVIOUS😳 LESBIAN👭LABOR UNIONS👩‍🏭💖🔥👷‍♀️TODAY‼️‼️ Get 🔟 back🤯 and you're a 🤟THIRD WAVE THOTTIE👩🏿‍🏫 Get 5️⃣ back🫡and you're a 😩SLUTACEOUS🙆‍♀️SECOND WAVE SMOKESHOW🚬👀👅 Get 0️⃣ back😤😱 and you're a 🥲FREAKY DEAKY😜FIRST WAVE FEMBOT🤖💄 with💀 UNCOMFORTABLE VIEWS☠️on RACIAL INTEGRATION 🙎‍♀️👎🤡 
      🧠🙋‍♀️Did you know🫵🤔 that every woman👩🏿‍🦱👩🏼‍🦰🧕👧🏾👵🏼 was born🦵👶🦵 on this day📆🤯⁉️?! It's 🌏International Women's ♀️Day🙌👸😍! Today's all about the 👩‍⚕️she 👨‍🎓her👩‍🔬 herses👩‍🚀 herself👩‍🚒!👷‍♀️👩‍✈️👩‍🎨👩‍🍳👩‍🌾👩‍⚖️👩‍🏫 Every 💯woman 👩‍🎤👩‍🔧is at her most powerful💪🏋‍♀️🧙‍♀️today so WATCH OUT👀🫵🫵🤾‍♀️😱… or better yet, 😏STEP ON ME MOMMY😳🥾🤪🥾 🥾🥵🥵🥵👩‍🦳👭‼️! !! We're pouring one out🍾🥂 for the 🏳️‍⚧️TGIRL ⚧️TROPHY 🏆WIVES😍🛐, the 💄💋FUCKABLE 💅💐FEMMES👠🎀, the 🦾 🔨BADASS😈🗿 BUTCHES🪨👔, and even a few of the straight ones👫🥱😵‍💫! Maybe Jane Goodall🦍🐒??? Why not🤷‍♀️! ALL WOMAN ARE QUEENS👑 👸🏾♀️🛐💯 💯👑👸🏽 👑♀️ 👸🏿🛐!‼️‼️ 📨📜Send this to 8 🎱 women♀️👩‍🦽♀️🧞‍♀️♀️🧜‍♀️ (or ciswomen!👶🤣🤣🤣) in your CUMbahee🥴💦💦 River Collective👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👩‍❤️‍👩👯‍♀️💃. Get NONE 🙅‍♀️🔙 and it's a whole year🗓 of YELLOW WALLPAPER🟨😭 and FAKE ORGASMS🫘🤷‍♂️😒 for you🙊💀! Get 3️⃣ or more 🔙 and you'll find all those bobby pins🪮📎📡🧷 again🤔! Get 🎱 🔙 and you're🫵 gonna get your glASS🪟🍑😉 ceiling 🏠⬆️🙄 SMASHED✊️💥✊️💥🕳🥴🤼‍♀️🫔😍 all night long!!💦♀️✊️💦 ♀️💦🔥🎉 ♀️🎉💦!♀️‼️‼️‼️‼️💯🤺🙋‍♀️ 

      Mark Hunt

        How bout u go an fuck off my page then u peice of shit u think I need a stupid fuckwitt like u telling me about looking good who the fuck are u take your worthless advice and get the fuck out of here
        that's funny coming from a juicy little slut like u would love u to say anything to my face fucken cheating little betch u another steroid usin bitch look at your pathetic bitch ass
        the only thing u are good at these days u lil bitch is sticking needles in yo punk ass u bitch fact is u are a weak ass short cut taker like the rest of yo bitch ass friends lil dick lesnar @werdum @wandfc and the rest of these pussies who cheat cheating ass lil pig oink oink motherfucker
        “I’m disappointed that I have been withdrawn from the fight, I have passed all medicals 2 days ago, and spent 100,000 on camp. The truth is the legal case I have filed has caused me to be withdrawn. The interview has been taken out of context and I want to reassure all my fans, I slur my words only when I have a drink. I’m fit and healthy, and would have understood if the UFC requested a medical to ensure my safety, however this is total bullshit fuck you Dana, you’ve always hated me you dog”
        😂😂😂😂😂😂😂more steroids injected in the ass than any other champion only champion to take and shit under the octagon while hiding from usada 🤣🤣🤣 u said it crazyyttt stats 😂😂😂😂😂
        Sik of this rat company up on my feed all they do is promote steroid using rats like this loser listen up it’s the world heavyweight title of a worthless rubbish belt worth nothing u got a steroid using rodent who runs over pregnant women and hides under the octagon when usada is trying to drug test this rodent ufc =joke belt the only thing u are the world champion of is being exploited 😊 that’s why @ufc will never be credible because they have rodents like this being considered GOAT #aliact and dasseeeiiitt 😊

        Elon Musk touched my balls in the bathroom of a South Bay bar in 2019.

          Its a fake story of Elon Musk grabbing someone’s balls and talking about colonizing Mars with men with big balls. Apparently, you will get a warning for sexualized harassment if you repost this copypasta in Reddit.

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          Elon Musk touched my balls in the bathroom of a South Bay bar in 2019.
          
          I was out celebrating a work anniversary with a group from my floor of the office. I had drank a few too many beers trying to get up the courage to ask out a woman on another team. When I went to the restroom, I misfired and splashed urine on my khakis.
          
          I was attempting to dry the front of my pants with the air dryer when Elon Musk walked in. He was dressed in all black. He is taller than I thought. He immediately walked over to me, and grabbed my balls. I was surprised. He asked me if I wanted to go to Mars.
          
          His hands are puffy, and very soft. He has a good grip, firmer than I would have guessed. He squeezed each testicle several times, back and forth between left and right.
          
          He told me that he was building a new rocket to colonize Mars, and that he needed men with, “…big balls for the mission.” He said that his company was building a giant rocket just to go to Mars, with new, enormous engines. He said the Super Heavy booster was necessary, as, “…we need to carry as many heavy balls to Mars as possible, lol.” He said “l-o-l,” out loud, and made a face that looked like he was trying to defecate, but failing.
          
          He said we, “…need more humans,” or else, “… the breeding program will be a failure.” He grabbed his own crotch with his other hand and told me that his balls were large enough, but that he, “…needs the help other human males.” He said that he knew people at NASA, and could get me on a mission. He said they would make sure the space suits were roomy enough in the crotch.
          
          I thanked him, and then went back to the anniversary event. I did not ask out the woman from the other team, and she is now married with a kid on the way.
          
          Sometimes I wonder if I should have joined NASA 

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