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Don Pollo (King of Ohio)

    El que quiera perder el tiempo- 📞📞📞📞
    Salsa y picante🤑
    DIO MÍO QUE HAGO 📳📳📳📞📞📞
    Otra ve 😌 salsa 😃 y picante 😉 y no fuimo 😼
    Otra ves, salsa y picante, y nos fuimo 💀
    Y no fuimo ☠️
    Salam Alaikum Walaikum Assalam...
    Otra vez, Salsa... :Ringtone 1: y picante y nos fuimos :Ringtone 1: Mhmhmm :Ringtone 1: .... :Ringtone 1: "Anda el diablo :Ringtone 2: :Ringtone 1: Dios mío qué hago!!!!   :Ringtone 2:   :Ringtone 1:
    otra vez... salsa... y picante... y nos fuimos
    Y nos fuimos 📞📞📞📞📞📞
    Dios mio que hago 😫 📞📞📞
    Dioj mío que seso 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💥
    Salsa y picante
    Un video más mi gente para perder el tiempo me encanta esta vaina me hace acuerdo a una mujer mía que se murió de hambre
    
    Un video más mi gente para anunciarles que ya me transforme en un wasaaaaaaaaaa 👻🔪
    

    Sloppenheimer

      I just got some bomb ass head, called that shit Sloppenheimer 🍆💦💦 cooch was the destroyers of worlds 😩😩💦 made this dick explode 💥💥🍑🍑🥛🥛😵

      Nick Eh 30 intro

        WE NEVER GIVING UP WIT THIS ONE ‼️‼️💯💯💯💯🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯🥶🔥💪💪💪
        FOR THE MEME, STREAM, DREAM AND THE EH TEAM🎉🎉🗣️🗣️🗣️
        EHHHHMAZING ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEVER BACK DOWN ‼️‼️‼️‼️ NEVER GIVE UP‼️‼️‼️‼️
        EEEEEEEH MAZING🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊💯💯‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
        Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh Mazing
        Never Back Down, Never Give Up
        (Chipmunk Laughter)
        For the Meme, the Dream, the Stream, and the Eeeeeeeeeeeeh Teammmm
        EEEEEEEEEEEHMAZING, NEVER BACK DOWN, NEVER GIVE UP, FOR THE MEME FOR THE DREAM FOR THE STREAM AND FOR THE EEEEEH TEAM 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯🔊🔊🔊🔊
        FOR THE MEME, THE DREAM, THE STREAM AND THE A TEAM ⚠️🤑
        NEVER🗣BACK🗣DOWN🗣 NEVER🔥GIVE🔥UP🔥
        NEVER BACK DOWN. NEVER GIVE UP. FOR THE MEME THE DREAM THE STREAM AND FOR THE EHHHHH TEAM
        WE MAKING OUT OF PRE SCHOOL WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
        AAAAAAMAZING🥶🥶🥶NEVER BACK DOWN🥵🥵🥵NEVER GIVE UP 🗣🗣🗣FOR THE MEME🎶🎶🎶THE DREAM🔥🔥🔥THE STREAM ☕☕☕ AND FOR THE EEEEEEEH TEAM 🤩🤩🤩🤩
        WE ARE NOT MAKING IT OUT OF THE KINDERGARTEN WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
        NEVER BACK DOWN🗣️🗣️ NEVER GIVE UP‼️‼️
        CHIPMUNK LAUGH SOUND EFFECT 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🐿🐿🐿🐿🐿‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔛‼

        I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database

          Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren’t? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can’t even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.

          Copypasta response to the Navy Seal pasta

          PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!!

            PROVE YOU ARE A SEAL!! I CALL BULLSHIT ON YOU! 300 CONFIRMED KILLS? BULLSHIT! You WILL be investigated for Stolen Valor as of this morning. You just committed a Major FELONY by making threats of violence against Civilians utilizing US Navy weapons! I have exposed 100+ POS like you trying to ride OUR accomplishments on the Battle Field. You have my word as a US Army, 101st. Airborne Ranger/Veteran, your ass is now mine, little lying bitch boy!!!!!!! Your STUPID ASS is going down FAST.

            Copypasta response to the Navy Seal pasta

            Timeline: What If It Rained Semen

              Before 5 Years - Having Superpowers: You are the only person in the world with real superpowers
              
              Before 5 Years - Hidden Power: You are much more powerful than you think and you have hidden powers
              
              Before 30 minutes - Training Session: You are in a training session practicing with your powers
              
              Before 15 minutes - Trying to cause a rain: You try to cause a small rain to give water to the most needy
              
              Before 10 minutes - Something goes wrong: Your hidden powers reveal themselves and cause something to go wrong
              
              Starts at 0 seconds - Raining semen: Suddenly it starts to rain semen all over the world
              
              After 5 seconds - White Rain: We will begin to see drops of white color falling from the sky
              
              After 10 seconds - Viscous texture: Semen commonly has a slimy texture and so will the rain
              
              After 20 seconds - Birds falling: The weaker birds will not be able to fly due to the slimy texture that is falling on them
              
              After 35 seconds - Confused people: Once the semen reaches the ground, people will not know what it is
              
              After 50 seconds - Chlorine smell: Sperm has ammonia and other alkaloids that odor like some cleaning goods
              
              After 55 seconds - Very dirty people: Imagine having semen with a very slimy texture all over your body, that's disgusting!
              
              After 1 minute - People realizing: Seeing the texture of the rain, the color and the smell, many people will realize
              
              After 1 minute - Disgusted people: Everyone will be very disgusted and will seek refuge
              
              After 5 minutes - Dizzy people: The smell of the environment will make some people start to feel dizzy
              
              After 15 minutes - Increased temperatures: Semen is warm, which will increase the temperature of the environment
              
              After 30 minutes - All Fires Stop: Semen helps put out fires more than water
              
              After 1 hour - People vomiting: The smell of the environment will be so strong that many people will start vomiting
              
              After 2 hours - Semen floods: The semen texture will be more watery and cause flooding
              
              After 3 hours - Difficulty breathing: The smell will be so strong that many people will find it hard to breathe
              
              After 4 hours - Good for plants: Since most of the semen is water, it will be good for the plants
              
              After 5 hours - Drowning people: It will have rained for so many hours that the floods will have caused drowning
              
              After 5 hours - People Fainting: The weakest people will faint from the intense smell of the environment
              
              After 6 hours - Rain Stops: Finally after six long hours it will have stop raining
              
              After 6 hours - 1021 sperms released: For every milliliter of semen there are 50 million sperm, and billions of litres will have rained
              
              After 7 hours - Semen Rivers: Much of the semen will end up flowing into the rivers
              
              After 7 hours - Start cleaning: We will start cleaning the streets of all the semen that rained
              
              After 8 hours - People wearing masks: People will wear masks so as not to smell the unpleasant smell of the semen
              
              After 10 hours - Insects everywhere: Semen contains fructose and that will attract insects
              
              After 12 hours - Pregnant women: Many women who were drowning in semen and survived will get pregnant
              
              After 16 hours - Semen beaches: Semen of the rivers will reach the beaches and lakes
              
              After 1 day - Billions of fish die: Large of amounts of semen in the water will cause the fish to die
              
              After 3 days - Back to normal: Fortunately, semen will be easy to clean because it will turn to water over time
              
              After 10 days - Never using powers again: After what's happened, you'll never use your superpowers again
              
              After 50 years - Remembered forever: This rain will forever be remembered in the history books
              
              Semen is almost as safe as water and we shouldn't be disgusted.