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paladins child game….

    paladins child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. paladins cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun..

    The original was “valarante child game” pasta


    Skibi Toilet is ruining me and my son’s life.

      Skibidi Toilet from Roblox copypasta
      Lately (M27)my (M7)son has been in love with these "Skibi Toilet" things. He constantly asks me for robux just for the Skibi Toilet games he plays. He is quite literally infatuated with it. I think it is doing something to him, someone help me make him stop. I've even put a time limit on his IPad, and it's to the point where he somehow gets around the limit. JUST FOR SKIBI TOILET. I have been getting calls recently by my bank for fraudulent activity. Turns out it's just robux for his skibi toilet games. He has already spent over 50 dollars on these games and I don't think he's gonna stop. He already has my credit card memorized and I don't know how. I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY OWN CARD MEMORIZED, BUT A 7 YEAR OLD DOES! Someone please help me or tell me a way to get him to stop.

      I’m just messaging you to say holy fuck your car is clean

        Subaru owners copypasta
        Hey Girl!!! I'm just messaging you to say holy fuck your car is clean, you are definitely not a Subaru girl that Subaru guys hate, and I'm expecting awesome content because I'm sure you're in a few female Subaru groups. Anyway yeah, sick car, I am tempted to blobeye swap my bug wagon, And you have one of the clean-est female owned subarus I've seen so far!!!!

        thanks a lot you IDIOT. thanks a lot Rachel

          thanks a lot you IDIOT. thanks a lot Rachel, thanks a LOT. thanks to you my charger’s not charging on my iPad because it’s got used to YOUR iPad instead of mine. it’s not charging my iPad and it’s ALL. YOUR. FAULT. i hope you’re happy, because i’ve told mum.
          thanks 🙏🏼 🥹 a lot 🚛 you 🫵🏼 IDIOT. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤔🤪thanks a lot 🥰😊 Rachel 👧🏼, thanks a LOT. 🤬😤thanks to you 🫵🏼🙋🏼‍♀️ my charger’s 🔌🪫🔋 not 🚫👎🏻 charging 🪫on my iPad 📲💻 because ➡️ it’s got used to 👍🏻👌🏻YOUR iPad 📱🖱️🖥️ instead of 🚫➡️✅mine. 🙈 it’s not charging ⛔️📵⚡️ my iPad 📲👾⌨️ and it’s ALL. 📊 YOUR. 🫵🏼 FAULT. 👩🏻‍⚖️👮🏻‍♀️ i hope 🙏🏼🤞🏼 you’re 🫵🏼🤡 happy, 🥰😅😁🌈 because ⏱️ i’ve ☝🏼 told 🎙️🗣️mum. 👩‍👧💃🏻
          Thanks a lot you
          IDEOTT
          Thanks a lot
          Reychel 
          Thanks a lot
          Thanks to you
          meah chaga’s not
          Chaging on meah i peahd
          Pecuzit’s gott used to yoar ipeahd 
          Instead of meighn
          S’ not chagin meah ipeahd 
          And’is OALL YOAR FAULT
          EI HOAP YOA’RE HEAPPEH
          Be’cuzive told mom-

          Pantheon of Hallownest

            Pantheon of Hallownest speedrun intro
            The Pantheon of Hallownest is a challenge from a game called Hollow Knight where the player takes upon all the bosses in a row. If they ever die, they reset at boss 1. Which can be really painful since each attempt can take around 40 minutes. The thing is that all the bosses have been faced before except the final boss which is the hardest boss in the Pantheon, which means it's also the hardest in the game.
            
            When the player starts, they will fight a couple bosses then have a bench are to get to max soul and HP. Plus being abme to change their charms for the next fights. These happen about every 5 bosses except for the first 5. If the player has completed 8 separate bindings on the previous 4 pantheons, the player can also get lifeblood mask which is bonus health so the soul can be used for other stuff instead of healing.
            
            Each of the bosses order is a combination of the previous 4, with the first 30 bosses being in close accuracy to the first 3 pantheons. While the last 12 are not even close to being the same order.
            
            Once the player reaches the end, they take upon the end. The final 2 bosses in the game. The pressure they feel is unreal. Knowing if they die, they gotta reset it all from boss 1. The battle starts with the first boss, if they beat it. The final boss, and the hardest one, begins. If they survive long enough and deliver the final blow, they join 1.6% of people who actually have beaten it.

            MFW I’ve been sucking a man’s cock

              be me
              21
              super straight male
              get horny one night and decide to go use the local glory hole
              actually kinda enjoy it
              half way through person on the other side moans
              it's a guy's moan
              realize ive been sucking a man's cock this entire time
              mfw