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Markiplier’s FNAF but everytime he says his name it skips to the next video

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    Hello everybody my name is Ma-
    "Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[ambience]_ _[animatronic head whirring]_ ... what the hell... HOHH HO HOHH, HOH HO HOH HO HOH... _[shock]_ AUHHHOHOHHOHHOUHOHHUAHUAHUAHOHHHH... AUHHHOHHHOH _[animatronic sound]_ ... _[clears throat]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- The first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so i'll play through _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUFAAUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... _[jumpscare]_ AAAUUUFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[door creaks]_ _[jumpscare]_ AUUUHHFA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _"There's no doubting what you've achieved on a technical level, these are clearly state of the art. There are just certain... design choices that were made for these robots that we don't fully understand. We were hoping that you could shed some light on those." "She can dance, she can sing, she's equipped with a built in helium-tank for inflating balloons right at her fingertips, she can take song requests, she can even dispense ice cream." "With all due respect, those aren't the design choices we were curious about Mr. Afton."_ ... Mr. Afton?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[audio prompt playing]_ _[jumpscare]_ HAAAA- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-s _[inhale through nose]_ ... Hi. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay, _[waving]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[click]_ Hmm, _[click]_ ... eugh, Hi guys, my name is Ma- Alright let's do this, aah, Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ahh, that is creepy- Ohh no don't do that, ohh don't fo- aww that's horrible. Euuuhhhhh, eeeeeugh, euuuuugh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[light whirring]_ Oh shit, uh. _[light flash]_ Oh shit, okay god. _[thud]_ UAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Aaand you'll never find me, hehehehehehe _"This area is off limits."_ oh my GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GAAH- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- What're you doin here you're early, I haven't even done the intro yet. Go away.- _[puzzle beeping]_ _"Good news, it is almost- a- c- ock-"_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[microphone muted]_ _[music box playing]_ _[ambient drones]_ Hi, god, I was muted. I do that... EVERY TIME. I never forget to unmute when I'm streaming hi, hello, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[dragging]_ _"Ehehaehaeehaehaehaehaehae..."_ _[5 footsteps]_ ... _[ambient noise]_ _[2 footsteps]_ _[sudden ambient noise]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[Burntrap yelling]_ _[metal clanking]_ _[7 footsteps]_ _[pod moving parts]_ _[pod opening]_ _"hhhhmhmhmhmhmhmhm..."_ _[9 foosteps]_ _[jumpscare]_ _[character falls]_ Hooh? Wha? Huh? Hwha? Huh, Hnh?- Hello everybody my name is Ma- OOOOUUH, _[door opening]_ what the f- wwhAAt, WAYAA- _[jumpscare]_ _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- WOugh.. _[banging]_ Fucking.. You better be gone.. _[jumpscare]_ AAAAGH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- I'm dead. _[door opening]_ Oh my god I'm not dead. _[whirring]_ a- _[jumpscare]_ AAAAHH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- ... Okay, I wonder if w- B- WHY??.. IS THAT POSSIBLE?? [17 footsteps] Ohh I- _[jumpscare] AAAAH- _[transition sound]_ Warning this game contains flashlights, very loud noises and lots of jumpscares. Lots? I'll be the judge of that!- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Ohh no.. B- hah- I dont wanna go in the t- AAAAA- _[jumpscare]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Why would I run for it, I'm running for it. Why would I do this? I don't know. ʲᵘˢᵗ don't open _[inhale]_ _[jumpscare]_ OOOOHHH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- You okay? ... Chica? You alright? _[jumpscare]_ hAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Okay whatever I think this is my chance, maybe? _[crumbling]_ Ohh, oh- _[jumpscare]_ AAGH- ... _[suddenly]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh? Oh god... I see movemen- oh HOH HEY HOUH OH MY GOD- _[impact sfx]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ Aww, aww, Ah. _[buzzing]_ _[impact sfx]_ _"Hehehehehehehehehhe"_ Awww... _[2 impact sfx]_ Aww man, you don't understand how happy I am to see you. You too.- Hello, my name is Ma- Oh my god don't do this to me... _"-go back to sleep! no one is here!"_ _[machine noises]_ ... No one's here... Oh my god no one's here. HEY- Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[impact sfx]_ _[door closing]_ Oh there we go. Am I actually- oh my god I can teleport. Hoh, hohh.- Hello everybody my name is Ma- See it doe- eegh- hooh... It just doesn't seem like... I w- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Oh my god oh my god. Oh my- _[jumpscare]_ OH MY GOD- Hello everybody my name is Ma- It's okay... it's okay, it's okay, it's okay there you go, there you go, there you g- b- _[jumpscare]_ AAAGH- So I do this with my left... _[2 zaps]_ Right. _[placing down noise]_ And then I.. _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ woahh! _[woosh sound]_ _[ding sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- There's some kinda laughing... _[electric buzzing]_ _[jumpscare]_ AAH- _[transition sound]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- _[drawer sound]_ _[4 key clicks]_ _[positive sound]_ It- _[revealing sound]_ Ohhh... _[woosh sound]_ Ohh.- 1983, 1983 was the answer.- Oh god I forgot I actually need to play this, and finish it I dunno. Good g- lllord.- Hello everybody, my name is Ma- I'm coming to getcha! _[door opening]_ Dont! AGH- _[jumpscare sound]_ _[character grunts]_ Well ain't that pretty. _[monitor powers on]_ I think it's really pretty, I gotta admit. Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hoh... _[jumpscare]_ hheAAGH- ... Hello everybody my name is Ma- Laa~ laa~ lala lala...- _[ambient groaning]_ _[inhaled sarcastic yelling]_ Hello everybody my name is Ma- Hello everybody my name is Ma-" real

    DO NOT DRAW ANDOU BEING WHITE

      Rena Andou from Girls und Panzer copypasta
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      Rena Andou is a supporting character in Girls und Panzer and the joke here is that the characters are basically Japanese playing role-play.

      DO NOT DRAW ANDOU BEING WHITE

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! DON'T MAKE HER WHITE!!!! SHE'S NOT A WHIGGA SHE'S A NIGGA!!! SHE'S BLACK!!! SHE'S FUCKING BLACK!!! ONLY OSHIDA AND MARIE ARE WHITE! NOT ANDOU!!! DON'T MAKE HER WHITE IT STOPS MAKING HER SPECIAL!!!! IF SHE'S NOT BLACK THAN SHE'S JUST A BROKE VERSION OF OSHIDA WHICH IS NOT THE SAME AS SOME NIGGA WHO IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND HOT HEADED AND OH MY GOD ANDOU JUST USE ME HOWEVER YOU WANT PUNISH ME HURT ME RUIN ME DO WHATEVER YOU WANT JUST DON'T BE WHITE LIKE THAT BLONDE HOE AND FATASS CAKE EATER!!! I GOT OFF TRACK BUT JUST DON'T MAKE HER WHITE!!!! SHE NEEDS TO BE FRENCH-ALGERIAN NOT JUST FRENCH!!!! FUCK FRANCE!!!!! LIGHTS JUST WENT OUT IN MY TOWN!!! IT'S ALL DARK!!! YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DARK??? RENA ADNOU!!! EVEN GOD AGREES THAT ANDOU MUST BE BLACK!!! NOT WHITE!!!! SO STOP IT!!! MAKE HER BLACK!!!!

DO. NOT. MAKE. ANDOU. WHITE.

      Kuro Games scares me

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        Kuro Games is the developer and publisher for Wuthering Waves and Punishing: Gray Raven.

        I'm terrified of Kuro Games. Last night, they dropped a new survey, but I was too tired to fill it out, so I just skipped it and went to bed. Big mistake. Around 3:00 A.M., I woke up to the sound of my front door being kicked in. Before I could react, five Kuro drones flew into my room, their LED eyes glowing crimson.

They pinned me to my bed, holding me down at gunpoint. "Please rate your satisfaction with our latest region on a scale of 1 to 10," one of them buzzed. I tried to scream, but another bot shoved a barrel in my mouth. "What are your thoughts on playable characters? Do you like women in suits?"

I was shaking, unable to answer. My brain was mush. "WE PROMISE, WE DELIVER" they repeated in unison, their synthetic voices echoing through the room. I wanted to cry, but all I could do was stammer, "I-I liked the update... it was... g-good."

The bots paused, their eyes scanning me for sincerity. Then, as suddenly as they came, they flew out of my house, leaving a feedback form on my chest with "PLEASE COMPLETE THIS SURVEY" written in bold red letters along with 1,600 Astrites and a free 5-star Resonator.

I haven't slept since. Kuro Games, please... I promise I'll do the next survey. Just let me rest.
        WE PROMISE WE DELIVER
        WE PROMISE WE DELIVER
我們承諾
nous promettons que nous livrons
мы обещаем, мы доставим
Prometemos que entregamos

        Will Still

          Did you know that Will Still is currently unbeaten as the manager of Reims even though he doesn't have the required coaching badges? As a result, Reims have to pay a fine for every match that he manages. Also, did you know that Will Still got into managing through playing football manager? He's also one of the youngest managers in the top 5 leagues, and he's only 29 years old despite being a manager. Did you also know that Will Still speaks both French and English and speaks both languages during his training sessions? And did you also know that his tactics are super revolutionary - did you watch that YouTube video about it? If you think about it, you could even say that Reims "Will Still" have to keep paying the fine until he gets his qualifications! Did I mention that he doesn't even have his coaching badges but he's 19 matches unbeaten? Did I tell you that Will Still 
          Will will still still be unbeaten after Reims latest game? No but will will still still be Reims Manager, will still will still be Reims manager as he’s having a good season even if will still still doesn’t have his unbeaten streak
          Will Still, needs to be proud and will still always have that record. Reims will still be getting fined per game so, really that needs to change. Still, Will Still, will still breeze through the coaching badges.
          Will Still has lead Reims to an 19-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues 🤩

Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro license 😅

What an incredible story 👏🏼
          Will Still has lost Reims’ 19-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues. 

 Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro License.
          even if will still still is disappointed, will still will still have something to be proud of from this run, and will still still will have proved himself as a top 5 league manager
          Will Will Still still be talked about now?
          Will Will Still Still get fined 22,000 for not being officially licensed?

          Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie

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            Was completely unaware about the discourse around this movie, I watched it the day it came out high out of my mind in the basement of a frat house, and it felt like the screenwriter was talking directly to me. I had probably already taken five or six hits on the bong because I had planned to push my shit hard that night anyways and I felt like I was ballroom dancing with this movie, like me and it were a single unit. Every single line made perfect sense to me, and when the movie ended, I experienced such a sudden and present sense of grief that I ran outside and threw up four times on the front lawn. Saw it again sober, didn’t care for it that much. Real heavy-handed.

            Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents

              Kai Havertz copypasta
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              Kai Havertz, the footballing enigma, is a man of many talents—most of which remain hidden, even to him. Purchased by clubs as if he were a Renaissance masterpiece, Havertz has mastered the art of being everywhere and nowhere on the pitch at the same time. He’s a striker who doesn’t score, a midfielder who doesn’t pass, and a winger who doesn’t cross. Truly, he’s the Swiss Army Knife of football—with all the tools missing.

Commentators describe his performances as “elegant,” which is code for “didn’t touch the ball much, but looked graceful jogging around.” Defenders love him because marking Havertz is like babysitting a ghost. Fans debate his best position with such fervor you’d think he was a Rubik’s Cube, except no one ever solves it.

And yet, his biggest talent might be his ability to look like he’s on the verge of greatness—permanently. Every scuffed shot or misplaced pass is met with a furrowed brow, a glance at the heavens, and the hope that maybe, just maybe, next week he’ll explode into action. But like a slow-cooking roast, Havertz’s time to shine is always “just a little longer.”

In a world obsessed with instant gratification, Kai Havertz reminds us of a timeless truth: sometimes, nothing happens, and that’s okay.