You heard me. I played a certain way, and then <NEW CARD> came along, and now I have to adapt. Eff that. <NEW CARD> is garbage and broken and has RUINED THE GAME. If the devs cared anything about balance they would ban <NEW CARD>, or at least alter it to uselessness so that I don't have to change my play style. What do you guys think? 
Its the transcript of PAN-PIZZA’s incredibly long and specific description of a 2010 teen girl angst in one of his videos. The clip has become a meme within his community and there’s even a live reenactment during Q&A.
Teen girl who just got off Foamy the squirrel on Newgrounds.com while signing a bring back invader zim petition wearing a jack skellington hoodie and happy tree friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange Buy 1 Get 1 50% Off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor Graphic Comics while her over-bearing but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance/Limp Bizkit concert with a 5 years older than her boyfriend that constanly IMs unsourced stolen Pon and Zi comic art over 56k modem American Online trial discs on myspace.com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ, and any angsty band as the new thing on Disney Adventures magazine and spends all day filling out 'What Kingdom Hearts character are you?' quizzes only to complain she didnt get Riku and is unable to watch the 2003 MTV music awards because her deadbeat older brother is always hogging the living room TV playing Tony Hawk's Underground on his Halo Edition Transparent green Xbox using a third-party MadCatz airflow controller with a busted analog stick that is constantly leaning to the right making anti semetic remarks on how Eric stole his Wicked McTwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage. 
Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Nina Williams from the Tekken series specifically Tekken 8.
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Nina Williams. I try to play Azucena. Nina Williams does more damage. I try to play Steve. Nina Williams deals more damage. I try to play Reina, Nina Williams deals more damage. I want to play Lidia and Devil Jin. They both wish they had Nina Williams' frame data.
She grabs me by the throat. I can't duck her strings. I can't break the throws. I give her my hard earned ranked points. She isn't satisfied. She demotes me to bushin again. "I don't need this rank much" She tells me. "Give me more safe moves." She grabs Jack8 and forces him to throw himself off enemies. "You just need to sidestep blonde bomb more." She says as i get clipped by blonde bomb again.
I can't climb with Leo, I don't have enough patience to duck five hours of gun shots. She grabs my arm again. All my grey health is gone. "Guess this is the end." She grabs Anna. She says "Anna, get them." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, S tier char application. What a cruel world.
Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they're listening to Kendrick Lamar?
Today i was on standing the train, listening to the new album and i noticed that there was a black guy standing behind me.
I wanted to show him that i'm not racist and am in fact all for black rights, so i opened spotify, put brightness on max and held my phone up (discretely) so he could see me jamming it to the 🐐.
On the train ride back there was a black man sitting across from me so I did one better. I chucked on To Pimp a Butterfly, held my phone flat so he could see it and gave him a small nod.
I like to believe that i'm on the right side of history. I feel like they probably respected me for that.
Anyone else do this?
Anyone else try to show nearby black people that they’re listening to Kendrick?
Yesterday I was at the airport waiting for my plane while listening to TPAB when a black man sat across from me.
I wanted to show him I am not racist and that I stand with him, but not in an obvious way. So I opened the Spotify app, turned my brightness to max, and laid it on my chair’s arm. I don’t think he noticed though.
I did this once before in my college class where a black student sat next to me. I decided to play some Kendrick through my AirPods and had my phone facing him and gave him a short nod.
I like to think I’m on the right side of history and that I will make their day.
Anyone else do this?I got a visit from a black electrician the other day, and I was nervous because I thought he'd see me as one of those racist whites. He could see me sweating nervously and I guess he sensed that I was feeling some white guilt, but he handled it like a pro. He said, "Mind if I do some reading?" And he pulled out a copy of the Collected Works of George Lincoln Rockwell. My jaw dropped! He laughed and said, "Just letting you know, brother, we're both one of the good ones." I think we could all learn a little from him about seeing people as individuals, not just by the colour of their skin. 
Its a response from a mod of r/LimbusCompany during the NSFW ban drama where a user was banned in multiple related Limbus Company subs for “stoking” the drama. The mod had since apologized and unbanned the user. Meanwhile the response had become a copypasta for sounding like a FNAF ending ahh speech (villain monologue). Context to the whole drama here.
Congratulations to you, and all other users protesting on the subreddit. Contrary to what people have said, we aren't going to stay the course regardless of what we hear. Your side won. You, however, will not get to be a part of it. I won't explain everything you did to make this situation far worse as you stirred the pot, since you know it full well. Forget about the Angela Corn post, we've looked at every post and comment you've made. Plenty of people were expressing their criticism in good faith and in civil manners. You were creating drama for the hell of it.
So goodbye and good luck. 
Earliest known post started from Reddit in 2016, its a medieval version of the Navy Seal copypasta.
What in the name of God didst thou claim of me, thou miserable wretch? I must inform thee that I am a knight of unsurpassed valor and I have many a time participated in raids against the Viking rebels and have assuredly slain thirtyscore of them. I have trained in the art of simian warfare and none can challenge my skills of archery. Thou art nought in my eyes but another target. I shall exterminate thee with such accuracy that has never before been seen upon this mortal plane, hear me now. Didst thou truly believe thou couldst slander me so upon the tapestry? Reconsider your position, fool. As I write this, I am in the process of contacting my network of assassins across the land of England and they are tracking your movements at this instant, so thou would be wise to prepare thyself for the coming storm. The storm that destroys the unfortunate object you refer to as your life. Thou art assuredly deceased, knave. I can appear at any location and at any time, and can end thy life in seventyscore ways, and that be only when using my bare hands. But I am not solely skilled in fisticuffs; I also posess access to the entirety of Duke William's armory and I will make full use of it when banishing your body from the entirety of the earth. Thou scoundrel, perhaps hadst thou known what apocalyptic vengeance thy "clever" jests were to bring upon thee thou wouldst have held thy tongue. But thou couldst not, nor did not, and now thou art paying the due price of thy actions, fool. I shall defecate fury upon thee and thou shall flounder within it. Thou art truly smote, knave.