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>ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe

    Anon ask if the gym is based or cringe

    Its from a 4chan post where Anon asks the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe. This is a classic greentext copypasta that has produced many different variations.

    Based or cringe

    >looking for a new gym
    >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is based or cringe
    >she doesn't understand
    >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is based and what is cringe
    >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
    >buy a membership
    >it's cringe

    Creepy or wet

    Anon ask if the gym is creepy or wet

    The “creepy or wet” version came when someone (allegedly) had an AI generate some greentexts. The AI spit out the exact same text as the original, except instead of “based or cringe” it said “creepy or wet.” So, it hadn’t actually generated something original, just replaced two words on an old greentext that it had been trained on. But that version of the meme somehow became more popular than the original.

    >looking for a new gym
    >ask the gym receptionist if their gym is creepy or wet
    >she doesn't understand
    >pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
    >she laughs and says "it's a good gym sir"
    >buy a membership
    >it's wet


    Trump’s Executive Order

      🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨This Executive Order does the following:
      
      ❧ All federal agencies, including independent regulatory commissions, are now subject to direct White House control.
      
      ❧ Regulations cannot be issued without presidential approval.
      
      ❧ The Office of Management and Budget (OMB) can now withhold funding from independent agencies if they don’t align with White House priorities.
      
      ❧ All federal employees must follow the President’s and Attorney General’s interpretation of the law, eliminating legal independence.
      
      ❧ A White House Liaison is to be installed in every independent regulatory agency to enforce direct presidential control.
      
      ⚠️ This is the biggest executive power grab in U.S. history. ⚠️
      
      This formally ends the concept of an “independent” regulatory agency, dismantling one of the last barriers to absolute executive power.
      
      📍 This order effectively erases the last major restraints on executive power. 📍 The federal government no longer operates with checks and balances. 📍 Regulations and laws are now dictated solely by the President. 📍 If left unchecked, this is the moment the U.S. ceases to function as a democratic republic.
      
      1️⃣ The President Now Controls All Regulatory Agencies
      
      ✅ The SEC, FTC, FCC, and FEC are no longer independent.
      
      The Stock Market is now subject to White House control, enabling insider trading, favoritism, and targeting of political opponents. Antitrust laws can be selectively enforced, allowing administration-friendly monopolies to expand unchecked. Political opponents in the tech sector, media, or finance can be targeted with regulatory action while allies are protected. Elections are now influenced by direct White House oversight of the Federal Election Commission (FEC).
      
      ✅ The FDA, EPA, and consumer protection agencies are fully politicized.
      
      Drug approvals, food safety regulations, and environmental policies can be rewritten for political or corporate interests. Climate change regulations can be erased overnight. Scientific research is now subject to White House approval before public release.
      
      🚨 Implication: There is no longer any neutral enforcement of economic, environmental, or election laws. Everything is now dictated by political loyalty.
      
      2️⃣ The White House Can Block Agency Budgets or Direct Funds Elsewhere
      
      ✅ The OMB can now adjust funding allocations for independent agencies.
      
      This gives the President the power to defund agencies without needing Congress. Regulatory agencies that challenge presidential policies will be quietly strangled of resources. Agencies loyal to the President will receive full funding—even illegally. 🚨 Implication: Congress no longer controls federal spending on regulatory enforcement. The executive branch can choke out opposition agencies and reward allies.
      
      3️⃣ The President & Attorney General Have Final Say on All Legal Interpretations ✅ All federal employees must follow White House interpretations of the law.
      
      The Attorney General’s opinions override agency lawyers, inspectors general, and independent counsel. Agencies cannot adopt their own interpretations of legal statutes—everything must align with the President’s views. The President can rewrite federal legal interpretations overnight. 🚨 Implication: Legal consistency is gone. Agencies cannot push back against corrupt, illegal, or unconstitutional directives because the President’s interpretation is the only interpretation allowed.
      
      4️⃣ Installing White House Liaisons in All Regulatory Agencies ✅ A “White House Liaison” will be placed in every independent agency.
      
      This ensures constant presidential oversight of daily operations. These liaisons will report agency actions back to the White House and enforce political compliance. Agency directors will no longer have the ability to act without White House approval.
      
      🚨 Implication: There is now a direct enforcement arm inside every regulatory body. Even agencies that resist presidential control will be internally monitored and controlled.
      
      📍 Every regulatory body—from financial markets to environmental protections—is now politicized. 📍 Congress no longer controls federal funding—agencies must obey the White House or risk defunding. 📍 The President’s legal interpretations override all agency autonomy, eliminating independent enforcement of federal laws. 📍 The federal bureaucracy, once designed to be resistant to corruption, is now completely subject to presidential loyalty.

      Chair Wikipedia copypasta (Dr. Coomer)

        Dr Coomer chair wikipedia script

        Its from Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware (HLVRAI) where Dr. Coomer will sometimes read the the wikipedia of a chair when he comes across it. There is a clip of streamer Wayneradiotv coming across it when he played the game.

        A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, such as the Black Mesa facility.
        
        A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe. 
        Hello, Gordon! 
        The free online encyclopedia that anyone from Black Mesa can edit 
        HELLO GORDON

        Frogge

          Frogge copypasta

          It started from a wiki site for Middle English describing frog that had since been taken down. Middle English was basically old English from from c. 1150 to c. 1470.

          A frogge biþ a smal beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe, or be it tropyckal, he may haue dyuers coloures. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. It haccheþ from an ey and it þan ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to ben a frogge, if it þan ne be noght eten. 
          A frog is a small beast with four legs, which lives both in water and on land. It is brown, green, yellow, or, be it tropical, it may have diverse colours. It has both lungs and gills. It hatches from an egg, and it then is a tadpole. It grows to be a frog, if it is not eaten.

          Longer version

          A frogge biþ a smol beaste wiþ foure leggys, whyche liueþ booþ in le watyre and on londe. It is broune or grene or yelowe; or be it tropyckal, he may eben haue dyuers coloures, and liue in treys. It haþ longys and guilles booþe. Frogge need þe watyre to reeprudus. Eet haccheþ from an ey and it þan ete ys a tadpolle. It groweþ to þon a frogge, if it þan ne be nought eten.
          
          It ets smal bogs like cricets, fliys, ir evn wurms. þey haþ tung þat ben long and stikey. þere are pisoinis frogges out þre. Yuv migt se a frogge of yu eentr þe forets, or þe laeks. A frogge biþ founde in al contynens ecsept Antartika.
          
          A frogge biþ broþers wiþ a toade. Toades aren froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. 
          A frog is a small creature with four legs, which lives both in water and on land. It is brown or green or yellow; or, if it is tropical, it may be different colors, and live in trees. It has both lungs and gills. Frogs need water to reproduce. It hatches from an egg and it then it is a tadpole. It then grows into a frog, if it is not eaten.
          
          It eats small bugs like crickets, flies, or even worms. They have a tongue that is long and sticky. There are poisonous frogs out there. You might see a frog if you enter the forests, or the lakes. The frog is found on all continents except Antarctica.
          
          A frog is brothers with a toad. Toads are frogs with a dry, thick skin. 

          Brawlentine’s has completely broke me.

            Brawlentine's has completely broke me.
            
            I cannot believe Supercell would fucking do this to me. I buy every Brawl Pass. The gem packs. All the physical merchandise. I even stream their music 24/7; and this is how they repay me. This has to be the most disrespectful and gut-wrenching thing they’ve ever done in the history of the game. I can't take it anymore, I'm having a fucking panic attack. This isn’t just some community event, this is a direct attack on me and everything I stand for. Melodie is supposed to be mine. She is not some random pick for a forced community event gimmick. Seeing her in the lineup for Bo actually makes me sick to my stomach. Why couldn't it be Janet or anyone else? Why did it have to be this way? This is so so fucked.
            
            I feel powerless. I can’t do anything but wait and watch as people casually vote, joking around like this is just some silly event, while I’m sitting here completely broken. It’s not funny. It’s not cute. It’s the worst thing that has ever happened to Brawl Stars. Fuck Brawl Stars. Fuck Supercell. And fuck the community. I'm going to fucking bed.

            ICL TS PMO copypasta

              ICL TS PMO meme from Tiktok

              The ICL TS PMO Copypasta is wall of text filled with slang overload and Gen Z brainrot. It started from Tiktok by the W crowd (Kai Cenat etc) but has since spread and evolve into this bastardized incorrigible wall of abbreviations we have today.

              Some of the terms and meanings are “ICL” (“I can’t lie”), “TS” (“this shit”), “PMO” (“piss me off”), “SYBAU” (“Shut yo bitch ass up”), “lk” (“low key”), “oms” (“on my soul”), “brh” (“bruh”).

              icl ts pmo

              icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? Smh lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo 
              I can’t lie this shit pissing me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? Shake my head laughing out loud at this point just go 💔... be for real bro, I don’t even know no more, be right back gang gotta go at the moment laugh my ass off, but this shit piss me off too just let me know laugh out loud on bro for real, actually never mind be what I swear to god this shit bro kill yourself🙏💔 this shit piss me off 

              lol oms icl

              lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go icl u pmon ts pmo sm ngir u fr rn b fr idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz. 
              lol oh my soul i can’t lie this piss me off so much and somebody right now not gonna lie, are you seriously n for real right now bro? Lol at this point just go, I can’t lie. Come on this piss me off so much  are you for real, right because for real I don’t even know anymore man. I just hate this. Why are you so…be so for real with me right now, cuz! 

              lol atp js qt icl u pmo

              icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go
              i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now bro for real I hate this shit why are you why are you so be so for real with me right now cause laugh out loud on my soul i cant lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? laugh out loud at this point just quit i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now be for real i hate being different i don't even know anymore man just i hate this shit why are you so bad so for real with me right now cause... laugh out loud on my soul i can't lie this shit piss me off so much and so bad right now not gonna lie, are you seriously serious and for real right now bro? lol at this point just go i can't lie you piss me off and this shit piss me off so much not gonna lie are you for real right now because for real I hate bein different i don't even know anymore man just I hate this shit why are so bad 

              abc def ghi

              abc def ghi jk lmnop 😭🙏💔💔