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I have decided that using 911 as a meme to insult Knicks fans is pretty disgusting

    Its a now deleted post by u/mguarinooo on an NBA meme sub where he announced his displeasure with the 911 memes which got clowned on.

    As a long time New Jersey resident, I have decided that using 911 as a meme to insult Knicks fans is pretty disgusting. Friends of mine had their families ruined, people burning alive jumped 70 stories, splattering on the pavement to end the pain. And, most importantly, people who hate our country, the things we love (including our professional sports), drove Boeing 737 planes into our buildings. From that day on, America was never the same. More lives were lost at war, and people of different races started hating each other.
All in all, it was the lowest period I can remember for Americans. And now people who root for another sports team use those acts undertaken on New York City just to get under another fan's skin. Imagine if your sister was brutally raped and I posted a picture of the guy fucking your sister saying the guy is my team and your sister is yours. The mods let things go to far in here and I don't want to be a part of it.

    National Donut Day

      Hey, you glaze-craving 🍩💦 HOLES! 🕳️👅 It’s National Donut Day 🍩🎉, time to get that sweet, sticky 🍯 DICK-NUT 🍆🍩 action goin’! Dive into those cream-filled delights 🍦💦 and let ‘em SPURT all over your face 😏👅 while you munch on that doughy RING 🍩🕳️ of pleasure! Sprinkle some sugar 🌟 on dat ass 🍑 and get ready to POUND 🍩🔨 some pastry like a true HOLE-filler 🍆💦! Send this to 10 of your naughtiest donut DADDIES 🍩👨‍🍳 or MOMMIES 🍩👩‍🍳 in the next 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds, or you’ll be left with a DRY 🍂, unfilled HOLE 🕳️😭! Get 5️⃣ back, and you’re the SLUTTY SPRINKLE QUEEN 🌟👑 getting glazed all night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, and you’ll be STUFFED 🍦🍩 with creamy goodness ‘til you’re BEGGING for more 🍆💦🍩! Let’s make this Donut Day a real BANG-HOLE BASH 🎉🕳️🍩! 
      IT’S NATIONAL 🇺🇸🦅DONUT 🍩 DAY 🤪you know 🧠 what that means❓❔ it’s time ⏰ to get glazed🧴and cream 🍨 filled🍦let’s JAM 👊🍆 some 😈 MONSTER COCK 👹 into some fresh 🍑💦 donut 🍩 holes 🕳️⛳️ DADDY KRISPY💥is gonna ☔️ KREME 💧in you 🫵🫵 no matter if your 🍑 booty is FRIED 🍟🍳 or CAKED 🎂🍰🧁 UP ‼️‼️ Go ✅ out 🔜🔜 and get yourself some HOT 🥵 FRESH 💦 DONUTS 🍩🍩🍩 send 📩 this to 🔟 of your nastiest 😝😝😝 donut HOES 😩 if you get 0️⃣ back ⬅️ you’re STALE 👎👎👎 and DRY 🌵 get 5️⃣ back 🔙⏮️ ur HOT ♨️ n FRESH 👏👏 get 🔟 back 👈 and someone will DO 🌰 NUT 🥜🥜🥜 in you toNITE 🌚 
      🍩I like 🔥 donuts 😄😄 so much 😎😎 I appreciate 🙏🙏👅👅 the homies 👋👋 glazing me 👆🏾👇🏽👆🏾👇🏽👦🫂🫂 every night ✨✨🌙 so much fun🫵🥴

      Serious Room (The Stanley Parable)

        Serious Room ending script in Stanley Parable

        Its the narrator’s dialogue when players obtain the Serious Room ending in Stanley Parable. The ending can be obtain when players use the console command “sv_cheats 1”.

        1st attempt

        Stanley, this is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room. It's where I come to be serious. That table is the most serious table I could find. I looked at many, many tables. Hundreds of tables! It's possible I looked at over a thousand tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't as important as the understanding that of all the tables that I looked at, this one is the most serious. I relate this story to impress upon you, the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I brought you here. You just tried to activate server cheats, which, of course, runs the risk of breaking the entire game. You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events and I just can't have that. It's time to get serious, Stanley. No jokes, no games. Outside of this room, I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room. Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: one hundred million-billion-trillion years, standing here in the serious room. Perhaps after that, we can talk about the severity of your actions, and whether you've learned anything. But, until then, serious room, GO.
        Achivement Unlocked: Cheater

Stanley, this is me being serious.

In fact, this is my Serious Room.
It's where I come to be serious.

That table is the most serious table I could find, I looked at many, many tables, hundreds of tables, it's possible I looked over 1,000 tables, I honestly don't know. The specific number isn't important, as the understanding that of all tables I looked at, this one is the most serious.

I relate this story to impress upon you the extent to which this is the most serious room I have, which is why I've brought you here.

You just tried to activate SERVER CHEATS, which of course runs the risk of breaking the entire game.
You've got no respect for the strict order of scripted narrative events, and I just can't have that.

It's time to get serious Stanley, no jokes, no games. Outside of this room I might be more tolerant of those things, but now we're in the room.

Which is why I'm subjecting you to the most serious punishment I can think of: One hundred, billion, trillion years standing here in the Serious Room.
Perhaps after that we can talk about the severity of your actions and whether you've learned anything.

But until then, Serious Room, GO.

(RESTART)

        2nd attempt

        Woah! Did we not have the talk? Are we not in the serious room this very moment? Did I not tell you how many tables I looked through? I'm going to be conservative and say it was somewhere in the tens of thousands of tables, any reasonable person would say I spent an ABSURD amount of time doing nothing but looking at tables! And I genuinely considered each one too. I took a hell of a lot of notes. I kept the notes in a different room.. that room is less serious than this one. It's more of a, um.. a notes room. Again, the point of this story is to convey how serious I feel this cheating issue is. And I'm sure you'll agree with me when you've fulfilled your new punishment: Infinity years in the serious room! I generally have trouble reading human emotions, but I'm going to go out on a limb here, and say that you're devastated by this crippling new punishment. As well you should be. It's the most serious I could think of. Can you get more serious than that? No. You can't. Don't try.

        3rd attempt

        Hmm, still no effect. The problem is clearly the serious room; it isn't serious enough. That's on me, Stanley. I apologize. I'm going to the store to look through more tables. Hopefully I find one that conveys how wrong what you're doing is. Now, where did I put those notes?

        I called off my work today – My brother (gpt) is down

          I called off my work today – My brother (gpt) is down
          byu/Daredevil010 inOpenAI
          I've already waited for 2 hours, but still he's still down. I have a project deadline tomorrow and my manager keeps calling me, but I haven’t picked up yet. It’s crawling up my throat now....my breath is vanishing like smoke in a hurricane. I’m a puppet with cut strings, paralyzed, staring at my manager’s calls piling up like gravestones. Without GPTigga (Thats what I gave him a name) my mind is a scorched wasteland. Every second drags me deeper into this abyss; the pressure crushes my ribs, the water fills my lungs, and the void beneath me isn’t just sucking me down....it’s screaming my name. I’m not just drowning. I feel like I’m being erased.

          It’s been X hours without , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns.

            Started with as a joke when Roblox is down for maintenance, the copypasta has been in other games with slight variations.

            Roblox

            It's been 5 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Roblox but the site was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dad's gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing without Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 30 million bounty anymore in Blox Fruits. I can't play CB:R anymore, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my day streak at ASTD and Adopt Me. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Roblox back. 
            Its been 20 hours without Roblox, I can't stop shaking and I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log into Roblox but the site was down. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of killing myself. I am nothing with Roblox, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Roblox, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Roblox is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all my money on Roblox, I bought the Super Super Happy Face and bought a Valkyrie for my girlfriend CoolDjoleProGamerYT. I don't know what to do. Roblox can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Roblox is very amazing and I can't lose it. Roblox is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend john there, In bloxburg, I was delivering pizza's, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, CoolDjoleProGamerYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her home later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushe then i got nervous, we then went in and made out, after that we went on many dates to Adopt me, where we adopted 2 boys named DemonicLuciferr, and RedDoflaming0. Demonic and Red were so cute that I even took them out of town and took them to Brookhaven. after that we had our own child in Bloxburg on our rooftop named lazerlamps. Our kids were so cute and amazing that I even fed them my special milk, they liked it so much that they wanted it again. and the day after... Roblox was down and I went through my panic attack, Shivering in fear of losing my fiance and kids. I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane... I want my kids back...

            Fortnite

            It's been 5 hours without Fortnite, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Fortnite but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried. I am nothing without Fortnite, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Fortnite, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Fortnite is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I can't reach 20 kills in un-filled squads. I can't play FFA box fights, I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. Shivering in fear of losing my progress at my weekly missions. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want Fortnite back.

            Rainbow 6

            It's been 1 minute without R6 , I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto R6 but the servers were down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I am nothing without R6, it is my life, it is my destiny, without R6, I wouldn't be able to do anything. R6 is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I am trembling more than the marleyans experienced when the rumbling was around. I am so scared that I might lose my mind and go insane. I want R6 back

            Lost Ark

            Its been 37 Hours without Lost Ark.. I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to log onto Lost ark but it was offline, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even got so depressed and thought about bad stuff. I am nothing without Lost ark... it is my life, it is my destiny, without Lost Ark, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Lost Ark is the best thing that exists and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money on Lost Ark I don't know what to do. Lost Ark can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Lost Ark is very amazing and I can't lose it. Lost Ark is my life, I am so scared that I might just lose my mind and go insane...

            MapleStory

            Its been 10 hours without maple, I cannot stop shaking an I'm having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up trying to login to maple but the game was down, I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn't go to work today I was so worried. Without maple I will not be able to do anything. Maple is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best game in existence. I CANNOT STOP CRYING AND I AM VERRY WORRIED. All of my joy has perished, my wife has also left with the kids.

            Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.

              Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.
              byu/just_someone999 inSilksong

              Silksong fans crashing out yet again after there was no reveal of Silksong during the Summer Game Fest 2025.

              Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.

Team Cherry, Leth — I hope you’re paying attention.

Because tonight was the last straw.

We’ve waited YEARS. Silksong was announced in 2019. You promised it was coming "soon" in 2022. It’s mid-2025. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. And now, Geoff Keighley is literally using your game as a joke on stage in front of millions. And you let it happen by saying NOTHING.

Do you realize how humiliating this has become for your fans? We’ve defended you. We’ve trusted you. We’ve told people “they’re just perfectionists, they’ll drop it when it’s ready.” And now we’re being laughed at by the entire gaming community — because you’ve turned Silksong into vaporware and said NOTHING.

And don’t give me the “small team” excuse anymore. You’ve had five+ years and the full support of millions of fans. We’ve carried the hype FOR you. And how do you repay that loyalty? By ghosting us. By letting the game become a meme. By staying silent while someone turns it into a cheap punchline live on stage.

If the game isn’t at Xbox on Sunday, then I’m done. Fully done. I will never forgive how you handled this. You didn’t just delay a game — you broke trust. You disrespected your community. You let it rot in silence while pretending nothing was wrong.

We deserved better than this. And if you can’t see that, maybe you don’t deserve the fans you’ve had all these years.

              Ultrakill

              source

              By u/ThatOneDuckGee_, its a reference to the Silksong crashout after it was not shown in Summer Game Fest 2025.

              ULTRAKILL has officially become a joke - and if fraud doesn't release tomorrow, I'm done. I'll never forgive this 

To Hakita but also the entire country of Finland - I hope you're paying attention.

Tonight was the final straw. Or stand. Or... Fraud...

You might not know who I am but name is Michael and I have waited YEARS for Layer 8: Fraud since it was announced. I have waited patiently for three whole years and I am starting to feel like I have had enough. I have not heard a thing from you. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. Not a single blog post. Not a single letter in the mail. Not a single warm, sensual embrace from Arsi Patala while he whispers in my ear and tells me everything is going to be okay.

Do you even care how we feel as fans? How I feel? We are real people, with real lives, and right now we are being beaten and scorned and humiliated day after day after day, just because we want to play an update. Do you realise how oppressed we are? The other day I went to buy some milk, and when I mistakenly asked the beautiful woman at the store for "blood milk" she called the manager so the whole staff could gather to laugh and humiliate me. She said "look at this pathetic loser who thinks fraud is real". I cried. I had to go home and all I had to eat was the spaghetti I keep in my pockets. If you had spoken up about the development of Fraud, I could have used your words to defend myself, but instead here I am, broken and defenceless, reduced to nothing but a husk.

I don't want to hear any excuses. You might be a small team, but you've had decades to prepare and the loyal support of multiple billions of fans. I have carried the entire hype of Fraud on my back this whole time and so have some others. And how do you treat us in return? You act as if we are nothing but dirt. If ULTRAKILL layer 8: Fraud for PC isn't in my steam account tomorrow I'm done. And I mean it. What's going to happen? You don't want to know, beleive me. I can be very dangerous. Let's just say you will be dead in a pool of your own BLOOD. How about that huh? Yeah.

I will never ever ever ever ever forgive you Hakita and also that filth in gluttony who gave me wrong directions when I was on holiday. You didn't just delay the update, but you spat in my face and kicked me specifically in a way that hurt. You pretended like we didn't exist, and maybe that was the worst part. You pretended like we didn't exist for a very long time. And if you can't see what you've done wrong, then maybe you should just leave.