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Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players

    The don't buy the Renegade skin copypasta from Fortnite

    Started from a bunch of Fortnite players who were mad that the Renegade Raider skin is coming back to the shop. The Renegade skin is an old skin from Season 1 Fortnite (hence the OG term) and its used as an exclusivity flex to other players.

    Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a symbol of their early commitment and grind. Let them keep their exclusivity. 

Show your respect by appreciating its rarity, not owning it. Some things are better left untouched.
    That’s it. I’m done. I’ve been a dedicated fortnite player since 2017 and the release of renegade raider is extremely dehumanising to us OGs! I’ll be packing my bags and taking my talents elsewhere, to a game where they actually care for their fan base. Have fun without me! 👋🏽
    Renegade Raider copypasta
    Before purchasing the Renegade Raider skin, consider the history it holds for OG Fortnite players. This iconic skin was earned during season 0. Releasing it now may diminish its value. By not buying it, you show respect to those who earned it when meant something special.
    I’m done. I’ve been a dedicated fortnite player since 2017 and the release of renegade raider is extremely dehumanising to us OGs! I’ll be packing my bags and taking my needs elsewhere, to a game where they actually care for their fan base, maybe ROBLOX!

    Buy the Renegade skin

    Renegade Raider skin copypasta
    Buy the Renegade skin if you disrespect OG Fortnite players. It’s more than a skin; it’s a pixel that blinded their ego. Don't let them keep their exclusivity. 

Show your disrespect by not appreciating its rarity, and owning it. Some things are better touched.

    I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Hoshimi Miyabi

      Hoshimi Miyabi copypasta from ZZZ

      Its the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Miyabi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) due to how incredibly strong she is.

      I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Hoshimi Miyabi. I try to play Ellen Joe. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Zhu Yuan. Miyabi deals more damage. I try to play Assault Jane Doe + Seth team. Miyabi deals more damage. I want to play Lighter. His best team has Miyabi. I want to play Lycanon, Soukaku. They both want Miyabi.

She grabs me by the throat. I did my dailies for her. I farmed Shiyu Defense for her. I even shout out loud every day in the street: “Lady Miyabi, please step on me!” She is not satisfied. She grabs her hairpin, throws it at me, and says: “M0 is for weaklings. I want my M2, and as the heir of the prestigious Hoshimi family, I demand my W-Engine. Do better.”

I can't pull for her W-Engine and her M2. I don't have enough savings. She hacked into my account and used all my money saved for Christmas gifts and buys Polychrome. Balance: $0. “I guess I’m cooked.”

She has 6 points of Fallen Frost. She looks at me and whispers: “Don’t think thrice.” Then she performs her charged attack and obliterates the stage. 6 seconds loading screen, 9 seconds gameplay. In short: Frostburn Icefire anomaly.

I look straight into Ellen’s sleepy eyes and say: “What a cruel world.”

      el que mas nombres tiene es el falo el pene

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        Its a long list of the way a penis is called in Spanish.

        Nuestro idioma es muy rico

muy extenso nuestro vocabulario y

el mismo objeto en varias ocasiones

tiene nombres varios

pero sin duda alguna

el que mas nombres tiene

es el falo

el pene

rabo,nabo,picha,

polla,tranca,pija,

verga,chola,cola,

porra,pito,mango,

pilila,minga,cipote,carajo

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil

el miembro viril

los hay cortos

los hay largos

los hay gordos,

y delgados

los hay blancos

y morenos

los hay bonitos

y los hay feos

pero con esas diferencias

el nombre nada que ver tiene

cada uno lo llama como quiere

rabo,nabo,picha,

polla,tranca,pija,

verga,chola,cola,

porra,pito,mango,

pilila,minga,cipote,carajo

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil

el miembro viril

rabo,nabo,picha,

polla,tranca,pija,

verga,chola,cola,

porra,pito,mango,

pilila,minga,cipote,carajo

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil,

tiene nombres mil

el miembro viril

        English version

        Our language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has several names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and there are ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what they want
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, barb, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
porra, pito, mango,
pilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the member virile
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile memberOur language is very rich
our vocabulary is very extensive and
the same object on several occasions
has various names
but without a doubt
the one that has the most names
is the phallus
the penis
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, slack, cock,
verga, chola, tail,
cock, dick, handle,
dilila, minga, cipote, carajo
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
there are short ones
there are long ones
there are fat ones,
and thin ones
there are white ones
and brown ones
there are pretty ones
and ugly ones
but with these differences
the name has nothing to do
everyone calls it what wants
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member
tail, turnip, dick,
cock, cock,
dick, cock,
dick, ass,
cock, dick, handle,
dick, ass, dick, ass
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names,
has a thousand names
the virile member

        I had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation

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          I had a brief interaction with him this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a house that he must’ve been renting for vacation. He was screaming on the phone to someone, possible Ayuik’s agent, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these motherfuckers” and I yelled go niners even tho I’m a chargers fan. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want yelling in my face. 
          I had a brief interaction with Kelvin Benjamin this past summer. I was walking my dog on the beach and passed a Golden Corral that must’ve opened recently. Kelvin was screaming on the phone to someone, possibly the Golden Corral regional manager, and in the middle we made eye contact. He mouthed “these skinny motherfuckers can't cook” and I yelled all-you-can-eat even tho I’m on a diet. He did not seem like the kinda guy I’d want to be upset about my cooking.

          Manipulating my wife into becoming Ina.

            Manipulating my wife into becoming Ina story

            Its a story from the /vt (virtual Youtubers) board on 4chan that managed to spread to mainstream Hololive thanks to reposts by fans. Like many other 4chan posts, its most probably fake so people share the story as a joke.

            I'm actually manipulating my wife into becoming Ina. I convinced her to take art lessons and lied that her voice hurts my ears so she could speak more softly. I picked her on purpose because she was a petite Korean girl with a flat chest: the perfect candidate. Lately I have been playing sounds during her sleep and whispering "the cucumbers will kill you only the ancient ones can save you" on weekdays and on weekends, I read a book full of terrible puns I found on amazon and to my surprise it worked. She now hates cucumbers and has started developing a wit for puns. She isn't exactly sure what "the ancient ones" means but she'll know when I'm done brainwashing her. Soon I will start subtly changing my body language around her to reflect approval towards outfits Ina would wear and things Ina would say. I've also been keeping her on a strict diet which keeps her slim while allowing her to drink Dr.Pepper or as I call it around her "Dr Oopsie". By next year the project should be done and I will hand sew her a replica of Ina's debut outfit so that I will be the first man on earth to try Ina's back in real life. I will then gift her a crowbar so she can gently bonk me any time i sekuhara her in our home.

            Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.

              Tinder bio copypasta

              Similar to the “Seeking hostile woman for unfulfilling sex future divorce” copypasta, its a series of Tinder copypastas that is often used in a user’s bio as a joke.

              Seeks hostile, filthy whore, for unfulfilling sex, future divorce, and co-dependency.
Looking for a whiny, crazy lady with misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills.