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“Real slam” only consists of the Texas death metal scene or European shithole Devourment copycats

    Its the ‘Real emo‘ copypasta but changed to slam metal.

    "Real slam" only consists of the Texas death metal scene or European shithole Devourment copycats. What is known as "slamcore" is nothing but overproduced deathcore with questionable brutal death influence. When people try to argue that bands like Acrania are not real slam, while saying that Ingested is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake slam as Acrania is (plus the pretentiousness). Real slam sounds SLOW, BULLDOZING, IGNORANT and somewhat CAVEMAN. Fake slam is weak, has heavily edited layers / sample replaced drums and usually comes with an angsty -core kid personality. Some examples of REAL SLAM are Epicardiectomy, Cerebral Incubation, Gorevent, Cephalotripsy and Devourment. Some examples of FAKE SLAM is Acranius, Acrania, Vulvodynia, Ingested and Whoretopsy. SLAM BELONGS TO BRUTAL DEATH METAL NOT TO DEATHCORE, BEATDOWN OR ANY OTHER -CORE GENRE!!! 

    joe Biden prostate cancer

       🚨Oh no! 🙀💔 SLEEPY JOE 😴 is BACK with a ⚡️shocking⚡️ REVELATION 🤯—he’s got ASS🍑 CANCER 💥! This INSANE 🧠🛌 condition has him feeling😫 THOSE CHEEKS 🍑 TREMBLING like ❌NEVER❌ before! 💥😱 Who knew that the only thing worse than his policy on Palestine 📜 was the CANCEROUS LUMP in his PANTS 🍌👖? Time to 📞CALL HIS DOCTOR 🚑👨‍⚕️ & ask for the 🍆CUMback plan 💦🔙 before that ASS🍑 goes on permanent⬇️ VACAY 🏖️🪦💦 and DONNIE has to plan his STATE💒 FUNERAL 💐⚰️! You know it's serious🫢 when he starts shaking that BOOTY 💃🌪️ at the RETIREMENT HOME👴👵🏼 like he’s trying to 🫨shake off STAGE 4 💩! Don't forget to send him your 👋BEST WISHES 💌 or he might just get a little TOO comfy 🛋️ and blow🤯 out the BACKROOM booth 💨👀 at the next state dinner 🍽️!! Remember, it’s always better to have a CANCER OF THE ASS 🍑 than to miss your chance at a nasty dance 💃 as the PRESIDENT of PUSSY 🍆👅🫡! Send this to your 1️⃣0️⃣ favorite neo-liberal hoes and 🌑DARK BRANDON😈 will live FOREVER 🚨 
      😷👴🏻 Oh noooo! 🙀 ex President 🍑 Joe Biden 💦💦 has PROSTATE cancer! 🍆😱 After 🔥 years 🍌 in the WHOREhouse, 🏠 he thought he could 👊 still get that BANG BANG! 💥👀 But now he’s feeling 🍆 a little less 🔥 and more POUNDING (from the doctors! 💉) 🚑 Come on, Sleepy Joe! 😴💤 Don’t let this DICKtastrophe 🌪️ get you down! 🍑💦 You need to keep that ASS 🍑 in the game! 🎮👊 Imagine all those 😩 hot 💦 medical exams 💉👨‍⚕️—time to raise your hand 🤚 like you're 🎤 at a concert for some "hands-on" action! 🎶😏 So send this to 5️⃣ of your SINFUL 👅friends, and if they don’t laugh 😹, then it's NEGATIVE VIBES only! ✌️😤 Let’s pray for a big CUMback! 📅🍆💖

      do it fart?

        do it fart? you be squirtin? copypasta

        AKA ‘You be squirting’ copypasta is actually a evolution of an older ‘Do it clap? Do it squirt? Do it jiggle?‘ pasta that was posted on Reddit.

        you be squirtin? or u on the cream team? what color the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? its tight? how many fingers u use? what it taste like? can i smell it? is it warm? its real juicy? do it drip? you be moaning?
        You be squirting? you on the cream team? what colors the inside? your booty real wet? do it clap? do it fart? do it grip the meat? is it tight? how many fingers you use? what it taste like? can I smell it? is it warm or cold? is it scrumptious? do it drip?
        U be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? What color the inside? Ur pussy real wet? Do it clap? Do it grip the meat? Its tight? U got cheese? How many fingers u use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can i smell it? Its warm? U suck the stank off tha dick? U hairy?
        Do it clap? Do it squirt? Do it jiggle? It wet? Do it defacate? Do it fart? It moist? Do it cream? What color it? It tight? Do it got flaps? Do you be touchin it? What it taste like? What it smell like? It warm? Do it be squishy?
        Do it jiggle??? Do It deficate?? What it smell like? Is it fishy? Also can I see your asshole? Can I see it in good pictures/video quality? Can you do a full spread of your cheeks and make it open up a little bit? Can I see all the wrinkles of it? Can you record a video of you winking it with the flash on? While you at it can you slip a finger in there? Also can I see your pussy? Can you take all kinds of pics and angles of it? The back, the front, from under? Can you use your fingers to spread the lips and show the interior? When you’re wet can you send a video of you pleasuring yourself with the sound on? Can you show the pussy hole?
        Yo u be squirtin? Or u on the cream team? Is it wet like a knotts soak city water slide? Do it squirt like a water gun? What's the squirt range? What color the inside? ur pussy really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? U got cheese? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the dick? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? It got folds? Do the lips be fat? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the asshole too? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the titty? Is it firm? Do it be saggy? A or DD cup? U be lactating? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both 😋? I'm out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What's your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur asshole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before sex? What smells worse your asshole or pussy? 

        You guys might be the WORST fanbase I’ve ever seen on reddit.

          You guys might be the WORST fanbase I've ever seen on reddit. Every single shit you do is so hecking repetitive and far away from being creative. It's like you guys have an average IQ of 38 or smth.
          
          Genuinely like what the heck is that "2nd APRIL" shit? You guys posted that shit more than 100x times and it still continues AFTER MORE THAN TWO HECKING MONTHS THAT IT HAPPENED
          
          I'm not even joined to this sub and even I saw that shit on my feed 25 times AT LEAST.
          
          Now go ahead check my profile and try to make fun of my SKONG!!! comments because you guys cannot hecking function without giving an ad hominem response.
          
          I bet leth would hate you and coup ALL of you mfs hope y'all burn in the hell you guys are the equivalent of Taylor swift fans on twitter.

          HOI4

          You guys might be the WORST fanbase I've ever seen on reddit. Every single shit you do is so fucking repetitive and far away from being creative. It's like you guys have an average IQ of 38 or smth.
          
          Genuinely like what the fuck was that "shining example of european democrazy → deport hungarians" shit? You guys posted that shit more than 100x times and it still continues AFTER MORE THAN TWO FUCKING YEARS
          
          I'm not even joined to this sub and even I saw that shit on my feed 25 times AT LEAST.
          
          Now go ahead check my profile and try to make fun of my peggy memes because you guys cannot fucking function without giving an ad hominem response.
          
          I bet Josef Tiso would hate ALL of you mfs hope y'all burn in the hell you guys are the equivalent of kendrick fans on twitter.

          You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is

            You motherfuckers don’t even know what the real GRIND is, I have been grinding whole my life to get where I am today. I have been grinding when there was no online qualifiers every 2nd week, no Tier2 events to prove yourself anywhere, no faceit or whatsoever.

            Bedman – Guilty Gear

              Bedman winning quotes from Guilty Gear
              We talk about 'survival of the fittest' a lot but all that really means is the skilled live and the unskilled die. Since you're clearly in that second group, maybe pick your fights a bit more carefully? Do you understand what I'm saying? It's never going to matter how much you 'want it' when you're up against someone who can kill you with a sneeze.