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I am fucking done with extract campers!

    I am so fucking sick of getting killed by these fucking losers who think the best way to play is to sit at an extract and shoot people who are actually trying to play the game properly. So recently I have been going on a crusade against the fuckers. My strategy is at the start of the raid I immediately run to the most popular extract and just wait for the extract campers to show up and kill them before they have a chance to kill people trying to extract.

It's fucking wild the amount of people that are trying to extract camp, sometimes I am sitting there most of the raid and kill 2 or 3 people about to camp extracts. Do these people not have anything better to do?

    YOU ARE JOBLESS – SHiFT

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      Yup, we got- we got proof that the fucking hate, like, its fu- its fucking- look at this. “You’re welcome for the bots” this guy says in the fucking server, and they all think its funny. And the- then the fucking server owner is like “oh no, oh no! They’re gonna th-th their covers getting blown! They see that we’re doing this!” “No, stop harassing this guy, but KEEP harassing this guy.” Like- like look at this fucking idiot, dude. YOU ARE JOBLESS. You are jobless. When you refute the claim that you’re jobless by saying that im 27 years old, and I sit in my ass for 10 hours a day. I’m sitting on my ass WORKING for 10 hours a day, this is my job, I get paid to do this. It’s my full time career, I’ve been doing it for 8 years. I’m very successful; I have a lot of money and I make a lot of money, thanks to the fans that I HAVE and YOU DONT. YOU are jobless. YOU are a wannabe. Okay? You- you half explain your insults, and you don’t elaborate further. All you do is just say these bullshit little fucking talking points that you don’t elaborate on. “He sits on his ass for 10 hours a day!” Ya, it’s my fucking stream, i make money doing this, its my career! What else would i be doing if i werent streaming? I’d be sitting in a cubicle for ten hours a day. I’d be sitting in an office desk, for 10 hours a day. I’d be picking up bricks and laying them, for 10 hours a day. YOU do nothing. You sit in your little baby server and cry all day. Upload this! Upload it. You WONT because youre a fucking baby. You’re a coward, you dont want your fucking baby view- the- the few people that you do have on your stupid chennel, you dont want them seeing common sense, because you are a fucking coward. You have no job, you have no life, your art fucking sucks and thats why you had to do this, to get any sort of attention or any validity on the internet, is by bullying people. You’re a fucking coward slimebag. So go ahead, say that I sit on my ass for 10 hours a day, look at what im fucking doing with 10 hours a day. Look at the money that I make, look at the fans that I have. These guys fucking love me. You dont have ANY love, you have hatred surrounding you. You literally have a community - a tiny little server - bound by hatred for one person, and it’s not even you. It’s not even ABOUT you, its about ME. You cant even make something about you that is successful because you’re so fucking BORING! You’re a HATER. And yet you still try to justify it. And you cry and complain, and when I call you out on your bullshit, you just say “he’s just mad, he’s delusional!” and you don’t explain why. You just keep crying like a little baby, and the little sheep cocksuckers in your stupid server, who SUCK YOU OFF (SHiFT proceeds to make a motion with both hands suggesting a blowjob motion) for every little thing you say and do. They dont even question it, because they’re too STUPID to question it. You dont show them what- hahh- what, you dont show them common sense. You wont upload this. You wont do it, and if you do it’ll have some fucking big headline. It wont be “SHiFT exposes me” it’ll be “SHiFT gets delusional and crys over trolls” because you know your fucking idiot audience is too stupid to watch past the first 30 seconds. You’re a coward. Yo Chris, thanks for the 20 gifted. I just got 20 gifted subs for roasting your fucking loser ass, sitting on MY ass making fun of YOU for fucking being a BULLY and a COWARD! I just made money! Whata you got to say about that you little fucking freak? Go cry about it. Go complain in your little server.

      This is the worst thing to ever call itself shoegaze

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        byu/deadbeatvalentine_ inshoegaze
        I'm not sure what kind of astroturfing bullshit is going on here, but this is the worst thing to ever call itself shoegaze. It is generic metalcore/post hardcore with tons of cheesy reverb to make it sound like post rock. It sounds like the metalcore and "post hardcore" we had to put up with everyone liking in high school, it's scene kid music. It sounds like a thousand things I've heard before, and every other "shoegaze" band ruining the scene in the last five-ish years. It isn't music for people who like Swirlies and MBV, it's music for people who like Deftones and Black Veil Brides, Avenged Sevenfold and Disturbed, As I Lay Dying and I Set My Friends On Fire. When I talk to other shoegazers we spend a lot of time complaining about music that sounds like this. My band can't even call itself shoegaze, because everyone immediately judged us and thought we sounded like one of these bands. If you even say the term shoegaze to someone now, they cringe like it physically hurts them because this stuff is so hated and reviled. It is considered the most cliche, played out, and cheesy thing that is happening right now

        Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable

          What are you laughing about, it's not fucking funny. You're a fucking moron, that's what. Dumbass. First fucking game. The fuck are you doing. Don't get fucking nervous, no fucking jitters no nothing. Like dude. You're the one that gets it, bro, you're the one that brings it in. Fucking leave it at the door, come to fucking work. Iron your fucking mental dude, lock it the fuck in. Get comfortable being fucking uncomfortable.

          Be like Koenji

            Be like Koenji. Koenji couldn’t care less about other people opinions. No one cares anyway. It’s all in your head. In reality, me and you are not as important as we think we are in other people lives. Do you remember the last time you classmate did something embarrassing back in 4th grade? No you don’t, cuz you don’t care. But that classmate to this day remembers at night and doesn’t wear that specific haircut , or doesn’t dress up a certain way, or stoped talking to girls or something. The truth is that asking people on internet who care even less about you. All they care about is whether it is funny or not to get themselves a good laugh. That’s it.

No one not only wouldn’t care. That’s too much too expect. No one even remembers you and me exist in a first place. Let alone that you had this embarrassing back pack. Why? Same reason you don’t remember all people you met. Do you wake up in the Morning and think off all embarrassing moments people did? No. Why ? Because you got your own life to live, busy picking what backpack to choose from, what to eat, how to do your goal, how to keep yourself healthy and well. You got your own life to run.

That’s why it is all in your head. The only person you should orient yourself around and ask opinion is DO YOU LIKE IT? If answer is no, then don’t wear it. If the answer is “yes for the memes” then wear it and smile when you put it on. No constantly looking at other people faces to see how they react to your backpack.

Be who you want to be. Be free. The biggest handicap is the fear of falling short of people’s expectations of you. Who you don’t care about anyway and who don’t care about you anyway. Be like Ayanokoji who went to ANHS to be free from his Father expectations. His father said “I can make a better life for you in WR”, Koji said “I will decide for myself what life is better for me and what is not”.

Choose actions that reflect your true self, and as result you’ll get results that would only happens if you made those specific choices. Do what inspires you, do what makes your eyes lit up. Do what you see as inherently valuable, that you would look at yourself in a mirror and say “If I can do that stuff just like that person, I think that would be pretty dang awesome and cool. I would become cool in my eyes.” You would make your dream come true. The genuine reflection of how you feel. Do that. Focus on that!

If you think that cool teens don’t wear that, then don’t wear it. If you think that this back back is cool anyway and you want to wear it despite anything, then wear it. Because when will be the next time you’ll be able to go to university in your favorite back pack? Or would you rather go to university with back back you never wanted to wear?

It seems small, but it is not small to YOU. Because it is Your life. And your life consists of those small choices.

If you make 20-50 of these kind of choices: what to wear, how to talk, with whom, what apps to use. What life to live. It will absolutely transform your life.

Treat yourself as you would treat a friend. What if your friend came to you and ask about back pack but you can clearly see that he wants to but too embarrassed. You would encourage him/her! Why? Because you want to see the sparkle in their eyes and smile that they do what they think is awesome ! You want them to stay true to themselves in that part of their character

Stay true to your character. Build your own dreams. Because if you don’t- no one else will. And you will live for the rest of your life wishing you did differently cuz now it sucks, and you do things you never wanted to do.

Life is tough already. Life breaks people already. Those people who killed and shunned their characters are depressed or constantly depend on something else.

Be happy

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