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PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME

    Project Zomboid is a TRAINING PROGRAM copypasta

    From a Steam review of the game Project Zomboid.

    PROJECT ZOMBOID IS NOT JUST A GAME. You think it’s a “zombie survival sim”? No, no, my sweet summer child. It’s a TRAINING PROGRAM. The government? They're watching. Every move you make in Knox County, every botched escape plan, every time you drink tainted water—THEY KNOW.

It’s a social experiment. Why do you think they keep updating it? To “enhance gameplay”? WRONG. They’re testing how far you can be pushed. You think the fog is “atmospheric”? It’s 5G MIND CONTROL WAVES. Why else do the zombies wander towards your safehouse like they KNOW where you are? THEY’RE NOT AI. That’s the IRS agents they converted into sleeper cells.

You ever wonder why you can’t find a cure? You’re not supposed to. The virus? It’s real. THEY’RE PREPARING US. Bill Gates and the lizard cabal have already stockpiled their bunkers. Google “Knox Event” and you’ll find NOTHING. Cuz THEY SCRUBBED IT. This game isn’t about surviving—it’s about CONTROL.

The helicopters? Surveillance drones. The random gunshots? MKULTRA participants escaping. Wake up. It’s not “Project Zomboid.” IT’S PROJECT ZION. And when the power grid goes down IRL, you’ll know who tried to warn you. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR CANNED PEACHES, SHEEP.

    IS THAT A MFING GUILTY GEAR REFERENCE?!?

      IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING GUILTY GEAR REFERENCE?!??!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BALANCED ROSTER?!!!?!!??!!??!!!! “Mankind knew that they cannot change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beast HEAVEN OR HELL?” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🥶😩😩😩😩🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🥶😩🥶🥶🔥😩😩🔥RADIOOOOO 👹👹👹🔥🔥🔥🔥😭☕️😭🔥🔥👹👹👹 Sol Badguy is SO BADASS 😭😭🔥💥💥👹👹💥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Ky is the best Twink 👅👅👅👅 FIGHT LKKE A TIGER WALK THROUGH THE PARK! MISS AND INPUT AND YOU DIE! 🐅🐅🐅🐅 POTEMUKIN BUSTAH 🥶 “Is born first the egg or the chicken?” The omelette DUMBASS 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣Elphelt is the best WAIFU 😩 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖ELPHELT WIFE 💖 ELPHELT WIFE 💖ELPHELT WIFE 💖 peak fiction 🗿㊙️🛏️ RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. BEG FOR MY FORGIVENESS OR, BETTER YET, JUST KILL YOURSELVES! 🤖🤖🤖🤖 WHEN WILL THEY ADD HOLY ORDER SOL TO STRIVE⁉️⁉️‼️❓⁉️ Can’t wait for Dante to be playable! 🚳💯💯💯

      Black Friday

        It's Black⚫ Friday you thrifty thots💳🤑 and it's time to open up those purses👜💸 and pussies🐱, drop a dime and drop⬇️ that phat ass🍑🍑 on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 Capitalism🏛️👴🏻 is a foundation of this CUNTry🤤😏 and what better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆✌️🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩🐔 on some enormous savings😩💰🪙 and some enormous COCK😫😓. Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first CUM🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest👙🍍🍍 spenders💰💰, if you get none0️⃣ back you got trampled🦶👠 at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5️⃣ back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻‍♀️👗 in the bargain bin🗑️🚮, if you got 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting discount dick🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑‍🎄, if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back Jeff Bezos will blow his 💲💲💲 shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒
        Hey there 👋 SKANK SLUTS 🤗 It’s Big BLACK ⚫️ COCK 🐓 FRIDAY 🍆 By now 🗓️ you’re fully stuffed 🍆🍆🍆 from yesterday’s BIG SPREAD. 😩😳🦃 Get ready 🙇‍♂️ to swipe those SLITS 💳 💦 to get the best deals 🏷️ on DICK. 🌽🍆🍆🍆 That ASS 🍑 is 69% Off! 🤘😝🤘💦 Tons of door 🚪💥 BUSTING 🍈🍈 deals for you to BUST on 💦 or BUST IN. 🤰🔥 Send this to 🔟 of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️ cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦
        🏁💥➡️HEY, WAKE UP!!☄️⏰️!🛌🙇 THERE'S SHIT TO BUY!⬅️ 💥🏷 🧑‍🦽🏇 That's right baby, 😈👶it's BLACK FRIDAY🔥🎁💳!!! Time⏳️⏱️ to pull up⬆️ those sweatpants 🩲and GET THESE DEALS!🛍 🤯🛍🤼‍♂️🛍 You still in a food coma🍗🍽 😴? TOUGH TITTY! 😤😤 You better suck 🧎‍♂️🧋🧛‍♂️ n fuck 🤸‍♀️🐖 the cashier🪙💵 if you want the REAL coupons! 🏆🎟💯 You think I mean buying 💵🛒🏃‍♀️ shit 🚽🧻?! God🧝‍🎅☀️ (or a surgeon 🏥🩺) didn't give 🎁you those holes😮👅🕳🐟⛳️👌 for you not 🙅‍♀️ to shoplift 🆓️🥷 with em! 🪤🛍🏃‍♀️ Send 💌😏this to 🔟 of your sexiest 😛💅consumerist whores👯‍♀️👛🪙👯 for free shipping 🆓️ 📦📫 on your next dick appointment 🍆🗓😩😳. Get 10☝️👌 back 🔙and you're getting SANTA'S 🎅SPECIAL🏆 COUPON 🤤CUMMIES 💦🤑😛🥜 Get 5🖐5️ back, you're a SLOPPY SHOPPER 🥴🥵 Get NONE 👎back… you're paying FULL PRICE💸💳 
        It's Black Friday bitches⚫️😈💦Prices may be low⬇️ but we bout to get high⬆️🍻🚬🚬🚬we gon find some black zaddies out there to get festive with 🍆💦👴🏿 Send this to your black zaddies whose love you can't put a price on💕👅🍻😍😩
        Hey there 👋 my cum 💦 gobbling 🦃🥵sluts 🤗 It’s BLACK FRIDAY 🍆 again 🗓️. After getting 🥵rammed 🐏 full with thicc 💪meat 🐖you’re probably 🤨fully STUFFED 🍆🍆🫃. But you better get that 🤤😩 bussy 🕳️🕳️ ready 🙇‍♂️💪 to get filled with 💦 💦the best 💅 deals 🏷️🤝 on DICK 🍆 this season 🌽🍲🥧. So get those pants 👖off 🚮, legs spread 🦵😳 and ASS 🍑 out because it's time 👀 to get 69% 🥵 off and have 🥴your door 🚪💥 BUSTED this 👇 year. With deals 🍭for you to BUST on 💦 ☺️ or BUST IN 🤤🤰. 🔥 Send this to 1️⃣ of your SLUTTIEST 👯‍♀️🕺💃cock 🐓 hungry HOES 🍆🤠💦 to get a deal with extra girth 🍆 💪 fit to satisfy 🥵😩
        💰👀💸👀💰👀💸👀👌👀 cheap shit cheap sHit👌 thats ✔ some good cheap💰👌shit right💰👌there👌💸👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌💸👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 💸👌 💰 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 💰👌cheap shit
        thots 🍑 and 👏 prayers to 💦 all 💯 my 👨 ni🅱🅱as 😎 who 😂 died 💀 on 🔛 black 🐵 friday 🎅
        IT’S 🕰️ FOR BLACK’D ⚫️FRIDAY🗓️!! YESTERDAY ⬅️ YOU GOBBLED🦃 DOWN ALL THAT WHITE ⚪️ MEAT🍖 AND FILLED ALL YOUR HOLES 🕳️😮 WITH GRAVY🤤💦. BUT NOW ITS TIME TO BEAT OFF 🍆 ✊🏼 💦ALL THE COCK EAGER 🤤SHOPPERS🛍️🛒 TO GET YOUR 🙌 AND 👄 ON THAT 70” 📺 AND A 13”BLACK DICK 💪🏿🧍🏿🍆 . SET YOUR ⏰ FOR 🌅, GRAB YOUR COCKFEE☕️, AND 🏃🏃‍♀️💨 TO YOUR FAVORITE STORE❤️🏬. GRAB A 🛒 AND FILL IT WITH THE BIGGEST BLACKEST 🌚🍆💪🏿DICK YOU CAN FIND. DON’T BLOW YOUR LOAD 🍆💦ALL AT ONE PLACE! TIME IT OUT⏱️ SO YOU CAN 🚿 YOURSELF IN DOOR BUSTERS🚪🍆💦. SEND THIS TO 🔟 SLUTTY 👄SHOPPERS💦🤑🛍️. IF YOU GET ☝️BACK YOU GET TRAMPLED TO 💀 BY THE CROWD’S BIG BLACK DICKS 💪🏿🍆. IF YOU GET 5️⃣ BACK YOU GET 🅱️🅾️G🅾️ DICKS🍆. IF YOU GET 1️⃣0️⃣ BACK YOU CAN BLOW 🌬️ 💯 PERCENT OFF OF THAT BLACK FRIDAY DICK🧍🏿⚫️🍆. 
        🎉🎊💦 HOLY SHIT! 🍆BLACK FRIDAY is 🛍️🌀 here and we’re all about to get DICKED DOWN like it’s 📦🎁💦 a sale on the BIGGEST TOYS ever! 😈🧸💥 Time to SLAM the checkout button 🖱️👊💦 harder than your favorite KINKY PRIME🔥💋💦 customer! RUSH to grab those 🔥DEALS🔥 before they go OUT OF STOCK🛑💔, because you know Amazon's about to give you more than JUST packages 📦👀, it’s an ALL NIGHT LONG 🛏️💦 shop-a-thon! Prayin’ for that DICK 💦 delivery 🛵📦🎉but don't wait too long, girl, you might just be LEFT on the BACKSHELF 🍑🍑🍑 while everyone else gets YAMMIE 💦🔥 for those PANTY-DROPPING 🤤 deals! 💃🏼🤑 So get ready to POUND that wishlist like it’s your favorite GIFT 🎁💝... if you can’t handle the heat 🔥🍆, then GET OUT of my shopping CART 🛒💋💦!! Who’s ready to get STUFFED full of BLACK FRIDAY goodies? 🍗🍆🎊💦 
        hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it's 🍂November🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you won't get any 💦gravy💦 this year. Get 5️⃣ back and you're a mashed potato hoe😟😟. get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you're a sexy stuffing slut😽😽. happy 🦃cock🐓 gobbling👄 thursday and get ready for big ◼️BLACK◼️ dick 🎅🏿FRIDAY🎅🏿
        Black 🖤 Friday is here, bitches. Prices are low 🔽 so we 👯 get high 🚬 🚬. But 🍑☝you ❤😖 can’t put a price💲on daddy’s 💦 dick 🍆. Send 📩💌 this👌🤔 to 🔟 of your 💪🏼 cheapest thots for the best deals 💸. Get 5️⃣ back or more, and the 🙀 BIGGEST, 🙀 GIRTHIEST, BLACK ⚫️ FRIDAY 🍆 COCK 😱 is CUMMING 💦 YOUR WAY AT MIDNIGHT 🙀😍🙀😍🙀😍
        Hey, you bargain-hunting BITCHES 🛒💃🔥😈, it’s BLACK FRIDAY 🍆🌑💥, the horniest shopping day of the year 😩💦! Time to get those DEALS 🍑💰✨ and STEALS 🍌💦🤤 while you SLIDE 💃🧼 into those tight discounts 🛍️😉😏 and CHECK OUT 🧾💳⚡ some massive markdowns 📉😮‍💨! Grab that BIG BLACK FRIDAY DICKCOUNT 🍆🖤🍆 and POUND the pavement 🦵💥🏃‍♀️💨 for doorbusters 🧨🔥 that’ll make you SCREAM louder than a clearance rack orgasm 😱💦🎉!

Send this to 10 of your SLUTTIEST shopping hoes 🛒👯‍♀️💃💄 in the next 60 seconds ⏰😤 or you’ll miss out on the CUM-PETITIVE pricing 😜💦💸😩! If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a certified DISCOUNT DICK-SUCKER 🍆👅💯, and if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you’re the QUEEN 👑💃✨ of the checkout line 🛒➡️🤑, ready to RIDE those savings all night long 🌙🍆💦🚀💥!

        Chill Guy meme

          Response to the Chill Guy meme
          Fucking fantastic another "chill guy" meme. The absolute fucking bottom of the barrel. brain-rotting dogshit for people so fucking void of creativity they couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the fucking heel, You think plastering your dumbass, lukewarm opinions on this tired, shit-tier format makes you clever? It doesn't-it makes you a pathetic, cock-sucking leech on the ass of meme culture To every dumb motherfucker spamming this rancid garbage: you 're the festering shit-stain of the internet, The "chill guy" meme is the comedic equivalent of eating drywall-dull, pointless, and a sign that something's deeply fucking wrong with you. Do everyone a favor: shove your shitty meme up your ass, shut the fuck up, and disappear 
          This. This is the most despicable abomination ever. Listen, i found memes cringe before, i could be indifferent to them, or slightly annoyed... But this? This is a whole new level. I HATE the "chill guy". I despise it more than i despise anything in this life. If hell doesn't exist yet we should build one for whoever created this. If it does we should build a new one, because the old one ain't gonna be enough. I want his skin to fall of like he has radiation poisoning. I want to take his spine and stretch it like a rubber band. I want to remove his eyes from their sockets without breaking the nerves and make him look at himself. I want to rearrange his organs one by one, leaving them all in the wrong spot without anesthesia. I want this fucking monstrosity to die horrifically, get ressurected and die again. I want his existence to be pure suffering. The only way i stop hating this is if i fucking d i e

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Neon.

            Its a parody of the Xiangling copypasta but changed to Neon from Valorant due to how meta she.

            I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of Neon. I try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I try to place vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew pew zap brrr. I want to place sound sensors to stop her push. Sova just shock darts it. I want to outplay her by playing a shotgun - i get breach stunned. She grabs me by the throat. I buy her a judge. I omen blind for her. I give her the ult orb. She isn't satisfied. I tell her ill entry with you. "I'll just util dump for you" She tells me. "Stop fucking baiting me and help me hit a clip." She grabs jett and forces her to throw herself into site infront of enemies. "You just need to bait for me more. I can get an ace with my laser fingers"" We cant just go in recklessly to get picked off just to bait for u". She shows the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you can find picks anyway" She starts using her ult". She says "OoOi Im PIsSed." You start hearing footsteps running away from site. Nothing but pure fear of that fuckin ult. What a shitty game we play 
            I 😊 can't ❌ take ✋ it anymore. I'm 👌 sick 😷 of Neon. 🤖 I 😀 try to place cypher trips. Stun, dash, 💨 pew pew 💀 zap brrr. I try to dash away with jett. Stun, dash, 💨 pew 💀 pew 💀 zap ⚡ brrr. I 💸 try 💪 to place 🏆🤤 vyse traps and a sheer wall. Stun, dash, pew 💀 pew 💀 zap ⚡ brrr. I 👈 want 😭🙏 to place 🏆🤤 sound sensors to stop ✋❌😢 her 🙄🙄🧐 push. ❗🏽 Sova just shock darts it. I 💁🏿 want 😍 to outplay her by 👷😗 playing 🎮 a shotgun - i 👓 get 🍒 breach stunned. 😯 She 😝 grabs me by 🥀 the throat. 💋 I 😀😀😀 buy 🛍️ her 💭🚺🚺 a judge. I 👈 omen blind for 4️⃣ her. I 😳 give ✨ her the ult orb. She 👉 isn't ❌ satisfied. 😆 I 👁️ tell 🗣️🙊 her 💃🏾 ill 📷 entry with you. "I'll 💪 just util dump for 🆙💕 you" 👈 She tells 🗣️ me. "Stop ✋🚫 fucking 😡🏻 baiting me and help me hit 🔞💯 a clip." She 💁‍♀️ grabs jett and forces her 👩 to throw 👐 herself 👧 into 🚟👉 site infront of enemies. "You 👈☝🏻 just 🕛👀 need 😶 to bait for 🚣🏻 me 😳 more. ☠️☠️ I can 🤦‍♂️ get 💼 an ace with my 👨 laser fingers"" 🏘️ We cant ⛔ just go 🏃 in recklessly to get 😧 picked off 📴 just 💪👏 to bait for ❓ u". 🌺 She 👩🏽 shows 📺 the leaderboard. "You are 4/18/15. As if you ☝🏻 can ☺️ find 🔍🔍 picks ⛏️ anyway" 🙄🙄 She starts 🔘 using 🏻🏻 her 👩 ult". She says 💬 "OoOi Im 😂👌 PIsSed." 😈 You start 🤤👄 hearing 👂 footsteps running 👟 away 🍗✂️ from 👉😮 site. Nothing 🈚 but pure 😘 fear of that ➡️ fuckin 👉👌😩 ult. What 🤔 a shitty game we 🚟 play 🎮 (edited) 👨🏽‍🔧

            ATTENTION PLAYER! This is the Central Intelligence of the OverUsed Council of Smogon.

              Smogon copypasta

              Its a parody of the Chinese CCP social credit copypasta but the context has been changed to Smogon AKA competitive Pokemon.

              ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligence of the OverUsed Council of Smogon. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have not done any major offenses and have regularly played stall!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 great job 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been added to your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 keep behaving well 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 stay a model player! 不要再这样做! if you do continue, more elo (+11115 elo)will be added to your account, resulting into the unbans of your favorite pokemon. (由人民供应部重新分配 smogon) you'll also be given an award by landorus therian himself. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

为党争光! Glory to Finchinator!

              Punishment for playing hyperoffense

              ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligence of the OverUsed Council of Smogon. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found playing hyperoffense!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 stop the hyperoffense immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bans of your favorite pokemon. (由人民供应部重新分配 smogon) you'll also be stalled by our landos at April 2 20STALL. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

为党争光! Glory to Finchinator!