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Trayon White just threatened me in my building gym

    Started from a post on the r/washingtondc subreddit, it has since became a meme and copypasta of Trayon White.

    Sorry I need a place to vent.
    
    Trayon’s in my building gym today playing ball. I saw him and told him I saw him parking illegally here a few times and not to put yourself above the law. He started talking about how there’s no parking (take the metro clown). He got defensive so I asked him to tell the Rothschilds to keep the weather nice
    
    He told me don’t play with him and that he’ll get back at guys that play with him, then called up his goon who came and stared at me while I was working out. Walked over to the goon and he got mad at me for walking up to him as I was taking headphones out asking if he had something to say.
    
    Trayons a fucking clown. Ward 8 deserves better
    

    Trayon White at a grocery store

    I saw Trayon White at a grocery store in Georgetown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. 

    AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT!

      AGHHHHHH IM SICK OF IT! IM ABSOLUTELY SICK OF IT! THE MODS HERE ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS!!! YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST NON COPY PASTA POSTS HERE, WHERE ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH AM I GOING TO SEND A FUCKING COPYPASTA OF JOE BIDEN LICKING OBAMA'S FEET???? HUH?????? NOWHERE. THAT'S RIGHT, ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. I WANT ACTUAL COPYPASTAS. I DON'T WANT LOW EFFORT GOONING POSTS, BECAUSE I'LL NEVER USE THEM! YOU CAN SCROLL DOWN RIGHT NOW OFF OF THIS POST AND YOU'LL PROBABLY SEE SOME DUMB FUCKING POST ABOUT A BROTHER HAVING SLOPPY SWEATY FRENCH SEX WITH THEIR LONG LOST SISTER. THATS NOT A COPYPASTA, THAHS JUST FUCKING PORN!!!!! I DONT FUCKING EANT GOD DAMN PORK ON MY GOD DAMN COPYPASTA SUBREDDIT!!!! DO SOMETHING SLREADY YOU USELESS MODS, OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND SHOVE YOUR HEAD INSIDE A VAT OF ACID. USEELSS, UTTERLY USELESS. MY GRANDMA'S DEMENTIA IS FUNNIER THAN SOME OF YOU FUCKERS. STOP POSTING PORN, WE DO JOT CARE ABOUT IT. WE WANT COPYPASTAS, SHIT YO ACTUALLY FUCKING COPY GOD DAMN PASTA YOU BRAINLETS. 

      National Book of Ruth Day

        Hey 👋❗🏾 there 🎆🎆 you 👈 CHRISTIAN ☦ HOE-BAGS Today 😔 we 👥 celebrate 🥂 the book 📕📚 of RUTH U 😹🔪 know 🤔 the one 🥳 ElimeLICKED NaOHME up ⬆️ and down 👇👸 her 👩 HOLE-y body 👅 till 🍆 she 👱‍♀️ pussy 😸 popped 💥 out 🤟 CHILLion and Mahlon. HER 👩 sexy 😇 daughters-in-law RUTH an OHHHHrpah twerked for 🔙🍆 those 👉 wedding 💎 O-rings until 💦 their 😴💦 husbands 👥 CAMETH with the power 🔋🔋🔋 of our 🙂 Lord 😇🙏 JIZZus So passeth this on 🔛 to 7 ❗ SECTSsy Jezebels or be 🐝🐝 cursed with 69 😉💦 days 🌞 of a dry 😫🤧 Obed And remember 💭 heathen “Do 😆 not 🚯 URGE me 💁😙 to leave 🍃 u 🙂 2 ✌🏻 turn 🔄 back 🔙 and not 🚫🙅 follow 👣👣 u. 🌺 For 🍆🍆 wherever you 🦆 SUCK 🐓🐓🐓 I 💁 will 😛 SUCK 💦👌 Wherever you 👈 BONE 🍖 I 👀 will ‼️ BONE 🍖 Ur ❌ CUMmies 💦 shall be 📷 my 😀 CUMmies 💦 and ur 😻 libido my 🆒🙏 GRAIL Where 🌎 u BED 😴🛌 I 😮‍💨 will 👏👏 BED 🛏️ and there 🎉🎉🎉 I 🙋 will 😜 be 🙋buried Thus 😂 and more may 😎 the HOLE-y Spirit 👻 do 👺 to me 🙋‍♂️ ANYTHING 😯 but 👀 death 👻 parts 👋🤚 me 😭 from 🤤 u” 

        Ramadan 🕋

          it's Ramadan 🕋 that means 🙈 no thots 🙅 no eating in the daytime 🌞🍴 no smoking 🚬 and no ❌ cummies 🍆💦 upvote 💯 to praise a​lla​h 🤗
          Happy 🍑 Ramadan my 😎 horny little 👴 huda-hoes! Time 👏 to 🦊👌 go 🔙 all 👀🙋 day without 🚫❌ eating or 🚨💯 cummin 💦💦 so 🤙😎 Daddy 💕🙀 Allah can 🔫 let 🙋 you 👇 into 👉 his 👏 forbidden 🙅🙅 heaven. That’s right, Daddy 💖👫 Allah wants you 👉🙉 to feast on 🔛 only his 👏 big juicy 💦 COCK-a-thon 💋🍆 and 👨👅 thirst 🍶🍶 for 🎛 only 👉😎 his 💯 sweet 😱 sweet cummy-wine. 👻😍 But 🍑 remember 🤔🤔 - don’t 🚫🙅 eat 😋🍴 before 😳 Daddy 👧 orgasms 💦💦 cause then 🔙 it’s time ⌛ for 🍆🏻 dinner! 🍔🍔 So 💯 if 🤔 you 😁😛 want 😭 the 👏 naughty new 💪✨ hoe 💀 ️Samantha to cum 💦 back ↩ from 🍆 the 👦🙅 dead 😰 to 👀💦 get her 💀 twerkin ass eaten 👅👄 by 😈 snakes , then 😂🔙 send 📱📬 this 🏼 to 🌋 other 🏾💰 slutty 👙 imamandan juicy 💦 hoes in your area !!!! If 👀 you 👸 receive 🙏 0 back, stay 🎮 home 🖤 tonight and 👏💯 make 🙅 fucking 😂 dinner together with 🙅👏 your 🍆 daddy. 💪‼ If you ♥😩 get 🙌🉐 10 back 😻 Then it's 💯 time ⏱🕒 to 😷 bust 🏼♀ some 💥 nutella on 👇 that 🍆😐 sticky 😝 waffle! 
          is it a bird❓ 🐤🐣 is it a plane❓ ✈️ 🌜nah son🌛‼️ it's the moon‼️ 🌝🌙 sha'bann is over 🔃& RAMADAN IS HERE 🎉😝👌🏽 a time 🕔 of spiritual rejuvenation 🙏🏽 repenting 🙏🏽 and forgiveness 👭. the shaytaan are locked up 🚫😈🔒 so yall got no excuses 🙅🏽💁🏽! it's time to control our urges 🚱📵🔞 our hunger 🚫🍝🍟🍹🚫 and temptations 👫📱🎶💃🏽 for the next 3⃣0⃣ days!! 😋 please forgive me🙋🏽 for my wrongdoings 😊🙏🏽or if I have hurt you in anyway 👎🏽 and may Allah accept your fast☺️ 👍🏽 and you have a blessed month📅🌟 with your family👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 SO MAKE YOUR INTENTION 💭 DO WUDHU 💦 SET YOUR SUHUR ALARMS ⏰ & PICK UP THE QURAN 📚😋 AND GET PRAYING!!🙏🏽😝 See you on EID!👋🏽👊🏽😜
          Bruh 😤😤 did you 👉 just seriously 😒 eat 💩 during 😡 Ramadan❓❓🤮🤮🤮 Absolute cringe 😬😬🤬🤬 retard the sun 🌞 hasn’t even set 😂😂😭 You will not 🙅‍♀️❌ find favor with 🅰️llah 💯😔 foolish 👺 infidel 🤬😤
          IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
          
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          ❌❌ERROR!❌❌
          
          💯💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖💖 Send this to ten🔟 other 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦Mujahideen👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or NEVER get called ☁️Brother☁

          Awe are you mad 🥺🥺

            Awe are you mad 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 awhh!!!! It's okay!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 Are you gonna cryyyyyy? Awwwww omg NOOOOOO 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 please don't cry omggggg noooooo your such a victim 🥺🥺🥺omg what would we do without you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 stinky ohhhhh noooo