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Doretta’s head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing

    Created by u/vanilla_disco, its based on the original 4chan classic ‘Shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test‘ but changed to Dorreta from Deep Rock Galactic.

    Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the head, no one will fine you or otherwise punish you for not returning the head. You will gain nothing by returning the head. You must return Doretta's head out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return it because it is the right thing to do - because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

Doretta's head is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society. 
    Doretta's head is the ultimate litmus test for whether a dwarf is capable of self-governing. To return Doretta's head is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return Doretta's head is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a dwarf is not able to return the head. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon Doretta's head. Therefore Doretta's head presents itself as the apex example of whether a dwarf will do what is right without being forced to do it.

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        I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Robin.

          Robin copypasta from HSR

          Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Robin from Honkai Star Rail.

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Robin. I try to play Sparkle. My Robin buffs the team more. I try to play Ruan Mei. My Robin is still the BiS support. I want to play Feixiao. Her best team has Robin. I want to play Kafka, Aglaea. They both want Robin. She grabs me by the throat. I sing for her. I cook for her. I give her For Tomorrow’s Journey. She isn’t satisfied. I pull But the Battle isn’t Over. “I don’t need this much ER." she tells me. “Give me 100% ult uptime.” She grabs Sunday and forces him to recite Charmony Dove to enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can support your team more with Flowing Nightglow.” I can’t pull for Flowing Nightglow, I don’t have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs her microphone. She says “Welcome to my world.” There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 100% action advance. What a cruel world.

          I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol.

            Stalker 2 Skif pistol copypasta

            Created by u/lawful-chaos, Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into the Skif pistol from Stalker 2. 

            I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol. I try to play UDP. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AK-74M. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AR416. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I want to play a double barrel. It’s best paired with Skif’s pistol. I want to play sawed-off, Viper-5. They both want Skif’s pistol.

It grabs me by the throat. I repair it. I buy ammo for it. I give it upgrades. It isn’t satisfied. I find an extended magazine for it. “I don’t need this much bullets in the mag” It tells me. “Give me more targets.” It grabs me and forces me to throw myself at chimeras. “You just need to use me more. I can deal more damage with AP ammo.”

I can’t repair my AK, I don’t have enough coupons. I grab my legendary artefact. It doesn’t sell for enough money. “Guess this is the end.” I grab Skif’s pistol. It says “lawful-chaos, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in my eyes. Nothing but pure violent 9mm bulletstorm. What a cruel world.

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