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DeAndre Ayton

    From a Redditor ‘Nykeeo’ who often shitposts about DeAndre Ayton from LA Lakers.

    Ah thanks OP I was waiting to see another post about Ayton because the other night I was watching the Lakers with my girlfriend and I tell her as a joke that we should make a little challenge.
    Every time Ayton gets a rebound she has to say something she finds attractive about him.
    I thought it would be funny and maybe feed my macho ego a little.
    
    Brother that ego evaporated fast ๐Ÿคฃ And that also happened in the 1st half vs the spurs!
    
    At first she goes yeah he is tall. Normal. Whatever. Then a minute later she goes wow his shoulders though.
    Then she adds his hands look strong in a way that made me put my chips down because suddenly they tasted like insecurity.
    
    By the third quarter she is leaning forward talking about his presence and how he moves and I start feeling weirdly warm. Not jealous warm. More like confused warm. Like I suddenly became very aware of how Ayton also has nice shoulders and maybe I should hit the gym or maybe I should examine my entire identity.
    
    At one point she says if I saw him in real life I would probably stare and I swear I caught myself staring too and thinking yeah honestly same.
    
    The game ended and she asked if I was ok and I said yeah yeah of course I am fine I am a strong confident heterosexual man while Googling Ayton highlights in another tab like a man trying to understand his own spirit animal.
    
    And the twist is that the next morning she texts me saying she dreamed that I got dunked by Ayton and he told me nice form and I woke up feeling proud and strangely disappointed that it was not real... because man.. I really , secretly want to get bodied by him.
    

    hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with

      hello slimes i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young slime baby to slatt with but the only problem is no real thugger wants to get me pregnant as i am not very โ€œtraditionally attractiveโ€ then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. whoโ€™s the perfect slime to impregnate my young uterus? i realized carti himself would be perfect!! heโ€™s so cute and handsome and has an amazing baby voice which means our child will have a sexy baby voice as well! so my plan is to get help from yโ€™all to get cartis attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer $20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little onyx please help carti notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow slimes stay slatt-y +* 

      Not gonna be active on Discord tonight ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

        Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because i'll be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because i'll be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)

        Shower edition

        Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm taking a shower (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so pleas don't DM me asking me where I am (im taking a shower, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be in the shower (again I don't expect you to understand) I'm actually really smelly and its not a situation I can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be taking a shower, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Taking showers and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldn't undertsand).

        Total Monโ€™keigh annihilation

          Its the TND copypasta but changed to Mon’keigh, a species that was exterminated by the Aeldari in 40k universe.

          Kill Monโ€™keigh. Behead Monโ€™keigh. Roundhouse kick a Monโ€™keigh into the concrete. Crucify filthy Monโ€™keigh. Defecate in a Monโ€™keighโ€™s food. Launch Monโ€™keigh into the sun. Toss Monโ€™keigh into active volcanos. Judo throw Monโ€™keigh into a woodchipper. Twist Monโ€™keigh's heads off. Report Monโ€™keigh to the Seer Council. Karate chop Monโ€™keigh in half. Curb stomp Monโ€™keigh. Trap Monโ€™keigh in quicksand. Crush Monโ€™keigh in the trash compactor. Dissect Monโ€™keigh. Stomp Monโ€™keigh skulls with Wraith construct boots. Cremate Monโ€™keigh in the oven. Lobotomize Monโ€™keigh. Vaporize Monโ€™keigh with a Lasblaster. Kick old Monโ€™keigh down the stairs. Feed Monโ€™keigh to Tyranids. Slice Monโ€™keigh with a Scorpion Chainswords 

          ์ž๊ณ ๋กœ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ํ•จ์€๊ณผ๊ฑฐ๋กœ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ์˜ํ•™์ ๊ธฐ๊ตฌ๋กœ๋งŒ์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์˜จ๊ฒƒ์ด์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผํ•˜๋‚˜์˜ํŒจ์…˜์•„์ดํ…œ์œผ๋กœ๋„์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์™”์œผ๋ฉฐ์ผ์ข…์˜๊ธฐํ˜ธ์ ์š”์†Œ๋ผ๊ณ ํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ๋‹คํ™•์‹ค

            Its the spiritual successor to the Fubuki glasses copypasta but in Korean and meant for Chihaya from hololive DEV_IS.

            ์ž๊ณ ๋กœ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ํ•จ์€๊ณผ๊ฑฐ๋กœ๋ถ€ํ„ฐ์˜ํ•™์ ๊ธฐ๊ตฌ๋กœ๋งŒ์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์˜จ๊ฒƒ์ด์•„๋‹ˆ๋ผํ•˜๋‚˜์˜ํŒจ์…˜์•„์ดํ…œ์œผ๋กœ๋„์‚ฌ์šฉ๋˜์–ด์™”์œผ๋ฉฐ์ผ์ข…์˜๊ธฐํ˜ธ์ ์š”์†Œ๋ผ๊ณ ํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ๋‹คํ™•์‹คํžˆ์ผ๋ถ€์ธ์›๋“ค์€์บ๋ฆญํ„ฐ์—์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์ฐฉ์šฉํ•˜๋Š”ํ–‰์œ„์—๋Œ€ํ•ด์„œ์ผ๋ถ€๋ถˆํ˜ธ๋‚˜๋ถˆ๋งŒ์„๋‚˜ํƒ€๋‚ด๋Š”๊ฒฝ์šฐ๋„์žˆ์ง€๋งŒ์ด๋Š”์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด๋ผ๋Š”์กด์žฌ์˜๋งค๋ ฅ์ ์ธ๋ถ€๋ถ„์—๋Œ€ํ•ด์„œ๊ฐœ์ธ์ ์ธ์ž…์žฅ์˜์ฐจ์ด๊ฐ€์žˆ๊ธฐ์—์–ด์ฉ”์ˆ˜์—†๋Š”๋ถ€๋ถ„์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•˜๋‚˜์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์ด์žˆ์œผ๋ฏ€๋กœ์„œ๊ทธ์บ๋ฆญํ„ฐ๊ฐ€๊ฐ€์ง€๋Š”์ง€์ ์ธ์š”์†Œ์™€์ „๋ฐ˜์ ์ธ๋ถ„์œ„๊ธฐ์˜๋ณ€ํ™”๋Š”ํ•œ๋ฒˆ์•Œ๊ฒŒ๋˜๋ฉด๋‹ค์‹œ์›๋ž˜๋Œ€๋กœ๋Œ์•„๊ฐ€๊ธดํž˜๋“ค๊ฒƒ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ๊ฐ€ํžˆ๋‹จ์–ธํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ์„์ •๋„์˜ํŒŒ๊ธ‰๋ ฅ์„์ง€๋‹Œ๋‹ค๊ทธ๋ ‡๊ธฐ์—์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋Š”์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์ฐฉ์šฉํ•˜๋Š”๊ฒƒ์—๋Œ€ํ•ด๋ฐฐ์ฒ™ํ•˜๋Š”๋ถ„์œ„๊ธฐ๊ฐ€์•„๋‹Œ์ด๋ฅผํ•˜๋‚˜์˜์ทจํ–ฅ์œผ๋กœ๋ฐ›์•„๋“ค์ž„์œผ๋กœ์„œ์กฐ๊ธˆ๋”์„ธ๊ณ„์˜ํ‰ํ™”์—๊ธฐ์—ฌ๋ฅผํ• ์ˆ˜์žˆ์„๊ฒƒ์ด๋ผ๊ณ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•œ๋‹คํ™•์‹คํžˆ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์‚ฌ์šฉํ•˜๋Š”๊ฒƒ์€๋ชจ๋“ ์บ๋ฆญํ„ฐ์—์–ด์šธ๋ฆฐ๋‹ค๊ณ ์ƒ๊ฐํ•ด๋Š”๊ฒŒ๋‚ด์ค‘๋ก ์ด๋ฉฐ๋ฆฐ๋„์น˜ํ•˜์•ผ๊ฒฝ์šฐ์ฒ˜๋Ÿผ๋‹จ๋ฐœ๊ณผ์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์˜์กฐํ•ฉ์ด์–ด์šฐ์–ด์ง€๋ฉฐ๋ฐœํ˜„๋˜๋Š”์‹œ๋„ˆ์ง€๋Š”๊ฐ€ํžˆ๋ง๋กœํ‘œํ˜„ํ• ์ˆ˜์—†์„์ •๋„์˜ํŒŒ๊ธ‰๋ ฅ์„์ง€๋‹ˆ๋ฉฐ๋‚˜๋Š”๋ชจ๋“ ํ™€๋กœ๋ผ์ด๋ธŒ์˜๋ฉค๋ฒ„๊ฐ€์ „๋ถ€๋‹จ๋ฐœ์—์•ˆ๊ฒฝ์„์“ฐ๋Š”์‹ ์˜์ƒ์ด๋‚˜์™”์œผ๋ฉดํ•˜๋Š”๋งˆ์Œ์„์ง€๋‹ˆ๊ณ ์žˆ๋‹ค๊ทธ๋Ÿฐ์ ์—์žˆ์–ด์„œ์ด๋ฒˆ์น˜ํ•˜์•ผ์˜์‹ ์˜์ƒ๊ณต๊ฐœ๋Š”๋‚˜๋ฅผํ•œ๊ณ„ํ™”์˜คํƒ€์ฟ ๋กœ๋งŒ๋“ค๊ธฐ์—์ถฉ๋ถ„ํ•œํž˜์„์ง€๋…”์œผ๋ฉฐ์ด๋งค๋ ฅ์„์ผ๋ถ€์•ˆ๊ฒฝ๋งค๋‹ˆ์•„๋“ค๋งŒ์•Œ๊ณ ์žˆ๊ธฐ์—๋Š”๋„ˆ๋ฌด์•ˆํƒ€๊นŒ์šด๋ถ€๋ถ„์œผ๋กœ์šฐ๋ฆฌ๋ชจ๋‘์•ˆ๊ฒฝ๋ฐฐ์ฒ™์„๋ฉˆ์ถ”๋กœ์นœ์•ˆ๊ฒฝํŒŒ๋กœ์ „ํ–ฅํ•˜๋Š”๊ฒƒ์ด์–ด๋– ํ•œ์ง€๊ถŒ์œ ํ•ด๋ณด๋Š”๋ฐ”์ด๋‹ค

            EN translated

            Historically, glasses have not only been used as medical instruments since ancient times but also as a fashion item, and they can be said to possess a certain symbolic element. Certainly, some people may express disapproval or dissatisfaction regarding the act of having characters wear glasses, but this is an inevitable aspect due to personal differences in stance toward the attractive qualities of glasses as an entity. However, once one becomes aware of the intellectual elements that glasses impart to a character and the overall change in atmosphere they bring, it becomes quite difficult to revert to the original state, and this effect wields an influence that can be boldly asserted to that degree. Therefore, we believe that by accepting the wearing of glasses not as something to reject but as a matter of personal taste, we can contribute a little more to world peace. Certainly, it is my personal belief that using glasses suits all characters, and in cases like Chihaya's, the combination of short hair and glasses creates a synergy that is so powerful it cannot be adequately expressed in words, possessing an impact of indescribable magnitude. I harbor the wish that all Hololive members would appear in divine outfits featuring short hair and glasses. In that regard, the recent reveal of Chihaya's divine outfit possesses more than enough power to transform me into an extreme otaku, and it is truly regrettable that this charm is known only to a select few glasses enthusiasts. Thus, I would like to suggest that we all cease rejecting glasses and instead convert to the pro-glasses faction.

            In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy’s skeleton like a xylophone….

              AKA the Magic Xylophone is a scene from Simpsons S8E14 where a fan nitpicked an error in Itchy & Scratchy where Scratchy’s skeleton ribs produce different tones when struck consecutively.

              In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes that same rib twice in succession yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we, to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.