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Oh😱you🫵🏻are thinking🤔about💭my👉🏼penis🍆huh???

    Oh😱you🫵🏻are thinking🤔about💭my👉🏼penis🍆huh??? My massive😃throbbing❤️‍🔥cock🐔? My 🅱️ig ol'🎅🏿fleshy🥩anaconda🐍? My low⬇️ hanging📿third🥉leg🍗? My underwear-stretching🩲😩, ass 🍑 hollowing🍩, bitch-making🏩pocket👖rocket🚀? You🫵🏻mean this👉🏼god🌩tier 🔥hot-to-the-touch🔥 💉vein-popping💪🏼 pornstar-grade🧑‍🏫cock🍌?

    Runaway

      Runaway by Kanye West emojified
      she 💁👩 find ✔ pictures 🚺 in 🕐 my 🙂 email 💻 I 👈😋 sent ✉📬 this 🔥⬆ bitch 🏻 a picture of 👉❗ my 💵 dick 🍆 I 😩 don't 🚫😡 know 📙 what it 🙂💯 is with females 👧👩 But 🤚☝ I'm not 🚫 too 😡 good at 😩 that ⏪😐 shit 💩👍 See, 🙉 I 👈💰 could 💖👈 have 🈶 me a good 🤠👌 girl ♀😍 And still be 😱 addicted to 👨 them 😭 hood 🏚🏚 rats And 🥁😽 I 👈 just 🤔 blame everything 🌐🙌 on 😁 you 👉 At 👏 least 👏 you 😬☝ know 😵😱 that's 👌🚟 what I'm 😎👂 good 👌👀 at 👅

      Gay version

      That's the biggest cock I ever seen 👀 Straight up out a gay porn scene 🎥 Who knew how big it is that dick 😏 That turned me on like Stephen King 🥵 Up late night there's precum 🌙💧 Fully erect even when I didn't start suckin' 🍆 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋
      
      Just looking at your search history 💻 I know you love gay pornography 🏳️‍🌈😳 He said why I'm looking at his private things 😡 Well, my bussy's gonna bleed tonight 😣 Honestly I don't care 'cause that turns me on 😍 Keep enough cum, I'm the cumbox now 💨 I told him that he have a pretty pretty big cock 😳 I always drink his cum, oh 🤤
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You always make me suck your cock 😮‍💨 I think it's your turn now 😊 I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay 🏳️‍🌈 You really need to suck me now 💦 I think I'm bussing now 😫 Drop it, drop it 🫳🫳 'Cause I just want that Robocock 🤖🍌 Keep movin' that Robocock 🤖🍌 When it's going to cum your Robocock? 🤖💦 Now I'm tired of suckin' the Robocock 🤖💋 Somebody please make him stop 🛑
      
      Stop, suck, blow-job 👄 B- I'm hot, I 🔥 Ain't used to being told, "Stop" 😝 So I could be your femboy 🚺 Fast or slow, how you would like the blowjob? 🥰 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Now, now now you'll cum 💦 Yeah, I grabbed his cock, he's so turned on 😵‍💫 You get horny when you know 🥵 So just don't ask me how to suck 🤪
      
      I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh, uh 🏳️‍🌈 Yeah, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, uh 🏳️‍🌈
      
      You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now) You homosexual horny guy 🏳️‍🌈🙊 You're just a horny guy 🥵 (you need to suck me now)
      
      Oh, you're fucking me 😖 You must be cumming 💦 Or you are horny 🌡 Oh, oh, you're fucking me 😖 Oh, you're fucking me Ahh~, that was a good one 🥵 My ass is full of cum now 😫 My ass is full of cum now 😫 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 You need to suck me now 💦🥺 Oh, you are sucking now ☺️💦

      Rodriguez is never going to play football again

        Mate, Rodriguez is never going to play football again, it’s all being completely hushed up by the club at the moment, Ancelotti doesn’t want the team being distracted by the run-in if the news breaks out. The players themselves haven’t even been told, it’s going to be the biggest news in football when it breaks - a couple of years ago he decided he wanted to live as a woman and started taking hormone pills, it’s why Real got rid for nothing and no other clubs were in for him. Everton thought it was worth a punt just for the shirt sales in Colombia. It’s weakened his body which is why he’s only managed 60 minutes here and there. Remember the “bruised testicle” earlier in the season. Hormones. After the Anfield game he decided he wanted to go through the full gender reassignment surgery, that’s why he’s not been seen since. He has it done last week. FA says he can’t play in the mens game anymore. They’ve chopped his dick off lad.

        Please don’t worry. If you go to the police department they will immediately open an investigation

          Please don’t worry. If you go to the police department they will immediately open an investigation on this crime utilizing all available resources. Just be prepared to talk with multiple special detectives that will be enthusiastically on the case. You can expect first class white glove treatment from the moment you are happily greeted when you walk through the door. It is very clear to them that they are public servants and get paid from taxpayer dollars.

          Poop made me asexual

            I know, we all do it. I do it. You do it. We all do it. I even enjoy it. I do not, however, enjoy the fact that others do it. Pooping is simply necessary for survival.
            
            For some reason for me personally when I'm dating someone, or I am close with someone, the relationship sours in my mind the second I get any clues that they're pooping. For a long time I was able to ignore it and just think about other things, but my past few relationships have really brought to light how much I hate it.
            
            It was a normal occurrence in my pan-sexual days where I'd go on a few dates (I always preferred women or trans-women/trans-men), and things would be going well. There'd eventually get to be a point where an overnight stay happens and they'd disappear to the bathroom for 7-10 minutes, the smell of Poo-Pourri fresh in the air, they'd walk out feeling proud and refreshed... myself? I felt disgusted. I never would verbalize my feelings as I always preferred to internalize.. I hate that goddamned smell. It's not a pleasant smell at all. It's a "there's poop here" flag, waved high and proud.
            
            In the past this would be a small dip in a sin-wave that would be our budding relationship. I'd get over it, and forget. I'd do things that helped me avoid the fact that my partner poops. Something clicked in my head in recent years and now I constantly think about it. When someone I'm dating tells me he or she wants to go get food I'd hear "Let's go load up with future poop!" When we'd eat something healthier all I could think about is how disgusting this compose-like substance will be as it gets processed through their body likely ending up in my toilet the next day. I'm constantly worried about particles getting on me and my ex even refused to wash her hands after pooping because "she doesn't even touch herself" (this may be part of what asexualized me).
            
            I. Fucking. Hate. That. We. Poop.

            Boykisser? I was a boykisser once.

              Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser. Boykisser? I was a boykisser once. They locked me in a room. A bedroom. A bedroom with boys, and boys make me a boykisser.

              Based on the ‘Crazy? I was crazy once.‘ pasta