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Freddy Five Bear

    The Tiktoker who started the Freddy Five Bear meme

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear

    At least they don’t identify as… Freddy Fazbear. Because… this one kid… became Freddy fi-Freddy five bear- after- this guy William Afton MURDER him. RAAGH! And like… five other kids. He murdered-he murdered freddy fivebears, bonnie the bonniebun, chika the kitchen, foxy the- fox pirate, ROAR. And… yellow freddy fivebears because-cause W-william afton was PURPLE, but he was also YELLOW, so he-he MURDERED the y-yellow bear but also brown freddy fivebear. And that’s why if you identify with-with Freddy Fazbear is bad cause you in the suit cause the bodies are stuffed in the suits that’s what William Afton did, cause he was weird. He also built the animinimitro-

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear

    At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton. Or he tries to do it along with his friends. Bunny the Bonnie. Chica the Kitchen. Foxy the fox pirate rawr and yellow Freddy who’s weird and but it’s not his fault. It’s all because William Afton one day was like “hi I’m gonna murder people raggh.” So he murdered kids but he was also a yellow bunny and he was like “hi. I’m yellow bunny. Imma kill you” because he had a daughter who had like remnant gone from her? So he was like “if I kill kids I put them in the suits!” So this… It’s not Freddy five best fault it’s purple guy fault. And that’s why you don’t give birth to him.

    You know what actually kills people?

    You know what actually kills people? Freddy Fazbear’s pizza. because if you go to FNAF freddy five bears, pizzeria, you, get the bite of ‘87, cause Freddy Fazbear goes, “Or, or or or, or or or or or or” And he does the Freddy Fazbear, jumpscare, with his hat and bowtie and his friends Chica, Bonnie, Foxy, and another Freddy that’s yellow, because he’s from, William Afton, who also kills people ‘cause he’s purple. And he, has a daughter I think, or it was the other one, and if you go to FNAF Freddy Five Fivebear dinner at pizza time, you , learn how to eat pizza, and wear top hats.

    Hal pushes you up against the wall.

      Hal pushes you up against the wall. Enemies just outside. He has shot most of his load already so he is in desperate need. He comes close and whispers to you I need light ammo You squirm a bit but you understand, he's the IGL, you can't help yourself. You drop a clip from your meager stack. "You know thats not enough...give me more" He presses his leg into you and you relent, dropping all your light ammo for your dominant IGL.

      Hey it’s me, we just played together.

        Hey it’s me, we just played together. I noticed you didn’t add me but I send you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you’re pretty cool though like I said before, that’s why I got my team to throw for you. It’s so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was you’re boyfriend I’d make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren’t together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don’t want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p

        when i discovered i has throat cancer, my man booked a flight to japan

          when i discovered i has throat cancer, my man booked a flight to japan and was gone for months. whenn he came back i sucked it so good, he pushed my head down on it aggressively to the point that you could almost see the tip imprinted on my neck making it appear as if i had an adams apple. Two days later , I found out i was cancer free. Turns out he went to Hiroshima and gave me free radiation therapy chemo for my throat via his long veiny member 🥰 remember girls , it he wanted to he would

          Packgod vs Cosplaying Egirl

            Script for Packgod vs Cosplay Egirl
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            YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED? AYO Z SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY. YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN OFF BRAND ICE SPICE ROAST YOU ONCE ROAST YOU TWICE HAIR IS INFESTED WITH RADIOACTIVE LICE. THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT ON TINDER WAS THE THREE BLIND MICE LOOKING ASS BACK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. BRO YOU LOOK LIKE MARIO JUDAH. "YeAaAyYyY" "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh" "I mIsS rAgE" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL. BITCH YOU BOUTA GET A GODDAMN UBER FROM YO KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM. AYO KERM SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO. AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YO ONLYFANS BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP LIKE A STRIPPER FOR HALLOWEEN AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER FOR STOLEN VALOR. AYO JC!!! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP TOO BRUH! BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BITCH YOU LIKE SIR TOPHAM HATT OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE. AYO KERM I'M NOT DONE WITH YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU YOU TRY TO MAKE IS HORRIBLE. YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK. YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST REGRET IN HIS LIFE WAS RELEASING YOU FROM HIS SACK. AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE REMY FROM RATATOUILLE IF HE COULDN'T COOK, COULDN'T TALK AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE.SO BASICALLY IM SAYING IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE A BASIC SEWER RAT. I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP. AYO Z, Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU STILL TALKING? BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN WITH NO FRIENDS. YOU STRUGGLE TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL. YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE YOU STUDY THE MENU AT TACO BELL. YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A FRESHMAN CYPHER CUZ THAT BITCH IS DOUBLE XL. GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON. AYO BLUFF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO ASS SLIDE? BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU WITH A FLIP FLOP SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN". AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH YO UGLY ASS Z! BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOILET. "CaN sHe CaN sHe dO iT? cAn ShE cAn ShE dO iT? yEaH!" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL. BRUH! Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN HAIR. BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE FRAMED ON THE WALL AT SUPERCUTS. JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN TEETH. BITCH YO TEETH GOT OBTUSE ANGLES. YO DENTIST USES A PROTRACTOR TO CLEAN YO TEETH. LINNEA YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS THEN YOU CAN. AND KERM YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE. BITCH SHUT UP AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO ONLYFANS. AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT. BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE. BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING. "BlEeS mE sUn WiTh SwEeT nOuRiSmEnT" Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING, Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING. YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS AND THE THREE BEARS IF SHE ATE THE THREE BEARS. LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO BITCH YO DAD IS THE FUNKS OPS SKIN OFF OF FORTNITE. HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK! SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP. BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS BE TALKING BRUH. OH MY GOD BRUH GET YO CRINGE ASS. *inaudible*
            YOU WANNA GET ME BANNED?

AYO Z SHUT YO

LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY

YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN

OFF BRAND

ICE SPICE

ROAST YOU ONCE

ROAST YOU TWICE

HAIR IS INFESTED WITH

RADIOACTIVE

LICE

THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT

ON TINDER WAS THE

THREE BLIND MICE

LOOKING ASS BACK

SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP

BRO YOU LOOK LIKE

MARIO JUDAH

"YeAaAyYyY"

"YeAaAaAaHhHhHh"

"I mIsS rAgE"

BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS

BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL

BITCH YOU BOUTA

GET A GODDAMN

UBER FROM YO

KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM

AYO KERM

SHUT YO SEX WORKING ASS UP TOO

AIN'T NOBODY GIVE A SHIT

ABOUT YO ONLYFANS

BITCH A GIRL DRESSED UP

LIKE A STRIPPER FOR

HALLOWEEN

AND YOU STARTED PRESSING HER

FOR STOLEN VALOR

AYO JC!!!

SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP

TOO BRUH!

BITCH YOU GOT A GODDAMN

ROBLOX LIMITED ON YO HEAD

SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP

BITCH YOU LIKE

SIR TOPHAM HATT

OFF OF THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

AYO KERM

I'M NOT DONE WITH YO

LIL UGLY ASS

BITCH EVERY ROAST YOU

YOU TRY TO MAKE

IS HORRIBLE

YOU HAVE NO ABILITY TO PACK

YOUR FATHER'S GREATEST

REGRET IN HIS LIFE

WAS RELEASING YOU

FROM HIS SACK

AND YO ASS LOOKING LIKE

REMY FROM RATATOUILLE

IF HE COULDN'T COOK

COULDN'T TALK

AND DIDN'T HAVE A MOVIE

SO BASICALLY IM SAYING

IS THAT YO ASS LOOKING LIKE

A BASIC SEWER RAT

I DON'T NEED TO SHUT UP

AYO Z

Z WHY THE HELL IS YOU

STILL TALKING?

BITCH YOU A GROWN WOMAN

WITH NO FRIENDS

YOU STRUGGLE TO

COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL

YOU DON'T STUDY THE BIBLE

YOU STUDY THE MENU

AT TACO BELL

YO WAISTLINE IS LIKE A

FRESHMAN CYPHER

CUZ THAT BITCH IS

DOUBLE XL

GET YO LIL UGLY ASS ON

AYO BLUFF

YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YO

ASS SLIDE?

BITCH YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU

WITH A FLIP FLOP

SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO

"eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN"

AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE

WITH YO UGLY ASS Z!

BITCH YOU GOT A THEME SONG

THAT PLAYS IN YOUR HOUSE

EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A CRAP

ON THE TOILET

"CaN sHe

CaN sHe dO iT?

cAn ShE

cAn ShE dO iT?

yEaH!"

BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS

I'M BOUTA COOK ALL YA'LL

BRUH!

Z LOOK AT YO GODDAMN

HAIR

BITCH YOU GOT YOUR PICTURE

FRAMED ON THE WALL AT

SUPERCUTS

JC LOOK AT YO GODDAMN

TEETH

BITCH YO TEETH

GOT OBTUSE ANGLES

YO DENTIST USES A

PROTRACTOR

TO CLEAN YO TEETH

LINNEA

YO BRA CAN DO MORE PUSH UPS

THEN YOU CAN

AND KERM

YO PROM DATE PICKED YOU UP

IN A LITTLE TIKES COZY COUPE

BITCH SHUT UP

AIN'T NOBODY CARES BOUT YO

ONLYFANS

AIN'T NOBODY BUYING THAT SHIT

BITCH YOU BROKE AS HELL

YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE

BITCH IN ORDER TO EAT

YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE

AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING

"BlEeS mE sUn

WiTh

SwEeT

nOuRiSmEnT"

Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING

Z LOOK AT WHAT YOU WEARING

YOU DRESSED UP LIKE GOLDILOCKS

AND THE THREE BEARS

IF SHE

ATE THE THREE BEARS

LOOK AT YO GODDAMN AFRO

BITCH YO DAD IS THE

FUNKS OPS SKIN

OFF OF FORTNITE

HE GOT ON THE BATTLE BUS

AND HE NEVER MADE IT BACK!

SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP

BRUH I KNOW THAT THERE AIN'T NO WAY

THAT YO LIL STANKY ASS

BE TALKING BRUH

(calming down)

OH MY GOD BRUH

GET YO CRINGE ASS.

*inaudible*

Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS BRO?

Z: IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE

Z: WHO HAS MOD PERMS?!

Kerm: BAN HIM!

Kerm: I DON'T WANT HIM HERE

Z: BAN HIM!!

Z: BAN HIM!!

*inaudible*

            I’m the chess coach at my kids school

              I'm the chess coach at my kids school. Relatively decent team, 30-ish tournament players....a few elementary aged kids >1200 OTB.

But I've had 3 kids in the past month ask if this is a legal move. For the love God, pls stop posting this garbage 😂