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So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house wearing Mutsuki’s wig and clothes

    Mutsuki from Blue Archive

    Its the “So as a joke, I went to my friend’s house dress as Pekora” copypasta but changed to Mutsuki from Blue Archive.

    So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Mutsuki's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep, Kufufu~."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter, Sensei?" He said he's confused, but then his Binah got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his Binah, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Mutsuki!" which made me get a Binah myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His Mandrake Extract was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to 💢💢💢 you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his Mandrake Extract off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Mutsuki."

    Markiplier mod meltdown

      Markiplier mod copypasta

      After Markiplier revamped his sub by removing inactive mods, a former mod left a comment expressing their disappointment. People made fun of that person due to the dramatics of simply losing mod status.

      Mark. I spent multiple years as a moderator. In particular as the head mod. I can't express how disappointed it makes me that you didn't care enough to reach out. I sent you a message over a year ago practically begging you to come into the mod discord so you could at least give us a heads up before you did things so that we could help. I have poured my blood, sweat, and tears into this place for 4-5 years. I believed in you and this community. Now I'm in tears on New Years because of you. I really wish the best for this place, because I worked hard to be here for those that loved it. Maybe it'll get better and better. I don't know. Honestly I don't think I'll be here to see the new version of this place. Maybe one day I'll be able to see reason in all this, but for now I'm going to hug my son, who idolized you, and try to mend the tatters of this night. To those who were my mentors like larrymyster thank you for all you gave me. To those I brought in It has been an honor to know you. So long and thanks for all the fish.

      Tesão por monstros afeminados

        monstros afeminados copypasta
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        Hey guys, sem julgamentos, mas vim perguntar se sou o único que sente tesão por monstros afeminados, tudo começou quando eu já não sentia prazer em porno normal, achava sem graça, aí comecei a sentir prazer nessas criaturas. imaginar que um ser que era para estar absorvendo sua alma está cavalgando na sua pika enquanto geme distorcidamente por prazer, me enche de tesão e pensamentos errados. Aquelas garras rasgando a pele, os dentes escorrendo saliva e o corpo deformado mas humanamente anatomico para me dar tesão, um monstro sem consciência sendo apenas movido por ódio e fome, mas com um corpinho violão... Da uma vontade imensa de fuder. Principalmente quando paramos para pensar as variações de monstros, como uma criatura penas feita de carne pode ser muito quente fazendo que o Ploc Ploc seja mais prazeroso, criaturas pequenas que seriam mais apertadas, slimes que seriam super molhados ou até mesmo insetos que a cada metida ele iam se contocer e estridularam enquanto gemem em um grande zumbido... Podemos pensar no paranormal, o que como seria bom ver uma criatura que com próprio rosto e de satanás com uma raba gigante enquanto lambe seu corpo, Agora toda vez que vejo alguma criatura que era para dar medo só consigo sentir atração, já fui expulso de de uma festa de halloween por isso. minha paixão e pelo desconhecido e queria saber se mais alguém e assim.

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        Hey guys, no judgement, but I came to ask if I'm the only one who feels horny for effeminate monsters, it all started when I no longer felt pleasure in normal porn, I found it boring, then I started to feel pleasure in these creatures. imagining that a being that was supposed to be absorbing your soul is riding your pika while moaning distortedly with pleasure, fills me with lust and wrong thoughts. Those claws tearing the skin, the teeth dripping with saliva and the deformed but humanly anatomical body to make me horny, a monster without conscience being only driven by hatred and hunger, but with a little guitar body... It gives me an immense desire to fuck. Especially when we stop to think about the variations of monsters, such as a feathered creature made of flesh can be very hot making Ploc Ploc more pleasurable, small creatures that would be tighter, slimes that would be super wet or even insects that with each insertion they would twitch and squeak while moaning in a great hum... We can think of the paranormal, which would be nice to see a creature that has Satan's own face and a giant tail while licking his body, Now every time I see some creature that was supposed to scare me, I can only feel attraction, I was already kicked out of a Halloween party because of it. My passion is for the unknown and I wanted to know if anyone else is like this.

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