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I rejected a CV from a candidate twice. He applied for the third time, and I called him for an interview.

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I rejected a CV from a candidate twice.

He applied for the third time, and I called him for an interview.

And guess what? We offered him a role right after the interview.

Now, a year later, he has become the Team Leader and is performing excellently.

The lesson I learned from this: do not always judge a person solely based on their CV.

Sometimes, they are more than that one-page profile.

Give a chance to candidates; they have energy and ideas more than you can think of.

    I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through

      Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic meme

      It started out as a meme of Master Chief asking Cortana for a pic and has since been used as copypasta for freaky request of nudes. Its also an indirect sequel for the “Can I get a booty pic” copypasta from a few years prior.

      I need you to take a picture with your ass out. Your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with your face in it, winking with your tongue out and your feet in it, and your arches exposed. Your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out of sight with a choker on and painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out.

      Master Freak (w/ and I need a weapon)

      I need you to take a picture with your ass out And your back bent in with your pussy barely peeking through from a low angle with face in it winking with your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed and your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation with your side boob and your nipples just out out of sight with a choker on an your painted around your waist with the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the panties lifting them upward as your cheeks are out; and I need a weapon.

      I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured

        Ahlaundoh and bipolar guild copypasta from classic WoW

        Its the Ahlaundoh / Bipolar copypasta from classic WoW where players accuse the guild “bipolar” of always letting Ahlaundoh parse earning him the #1 DPS spot. Essentially the entire guild does what they can to help him reach top parses.

        I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

Tl;dr: Ahlaundoh is carried phase after phase to the #1 spot by warriors like Eljay who can apply 5 sunders to the Skeram clones before Skeram even splits.

Edit: Prowz cool tho
        I was in bipolar for a month as a trial warrior but left after I realized how the guild is structured—the entire raid exists just to fuel his parse. My first week he looted the cthun healing mace to himself for his diamond flask set instead of giving it to a healer that needed it. By week 2 of raiding with them I had an assignment as a backup juju might on his barov peasant #2 in case the inner fire priest didn't use it. Week 3 I was asked to use Annihilator to rid the boss of the last 36 armor after imp ea ff and cor were applied for his parse. Week 4 he sent out an announcement saying that all warriors and hunters were required to try and farm Blackblade of Shahram so that he could put people with it in his group and have them spam only hamstring the whole fight to try and proc the buffs for him. It was the type of guild where if he got dispelled he'd make the whole raid wait up to 48 hours just so he could get full buffs again.

        Hi. My name is Leith Pierre, and I’m the Head of Innovation here at Playtime Co

          Leith Pierre speech in Chapter 4

          Its from the VHS tape recording of Leith Pierre in Chapter 4 of Poppy Playtime.

          Hi. My name is Leith Pierre, and I'm the Head of Innovation here at Playtime Co. If you're seeing this, you must be very, very lost. Well, rest assured friend, our state-of-the-art laboratory is just up ahead. Why dontcha just go on inside and tap one of our scientists on the shoulder. Tell 'em you're lost, they'll be glad to help. (Laughing) Alright, alright. Let's be honest. You're not supposed to be here. This is the single most high security, high clearance section of the whole factory. When someone finds you down here, you will be shot. And before you get any ideas, don't think you can just sneak away either. No, the second you put this tape in, it set off an alarm. So if anyone's home, they know exactly where you are. Pretty nifty, huh? Security is very important to us here. If I were you, I'd start running.

          Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend,

            Quit gaming X months ago copypasta

            Started from a tweet back in 2019, the person claimed that quitting gaming turned his life around and saying that making gaming as a career is cringe. It instantly became a meme and is often used by pro players to farm engagements on Twitter. In 2024, Apex pro players adopted the meme and included a Cybertruck with a reference pic as a joke.

            Quit gaming 2 months ago. Bought a new cybertruck, I have an amazing girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I just bought a new house. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make apex a career. It's cringe as fuck

            Original Tweet

            Quit gaming 8 months ago. Bought a new car, I have an amazing new girlfriend, I make a shitload of money and I'm buying a house this spring. I party every weekend, I'm never home. I'm enjoying life. Do yourselves a favor. Stop trying to make gaming a career. It's cringe as fuck