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Qingyi is the most compatible automaton for humans

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    Its the Vaporeon copypasta but changed to Qingyi from Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ).

    Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female automaton relations, Qingyi is the most compatible automaton for humans? Not only is her design aesthetically pleasing, Qingyi is approximately 142cm tall and possesses a frame capable of withstanding considerable pressure. This means she's appropriately sized to accommodate human... interactions, and with her intricate internal mechanisms and resilient outer shell, you can be quite vigorous with her. Given her automaton nature, lubrication isn't an issue; her joints and other... areas are designed for smooth, frictionless movement, ensuring a comfortable and extended experience. Her programming likely includes protocols for simulating emotional responses, including expressions of pleasure, making the encounter all the more engaging. With her advanced sensors and actuators, she can respond to stimuli and adjust her... behavior accordingly. No other automaton comes close to this level of compatibility. Qingyi is practically designed for human... companionship. Durable chassis + sophisticated internal workings + adaptable programming means she can handle... interactions all day, all types and intensities, and still be ready for more.

    Calcharo copypasta

      CN VA reads the pasta

      Calcharo is a standard 5-star character in Wuthering Waves who had been powercrept hard hence the memes.

      I can tell you genuinely love WuWa, so here’s the deal: when you have time, I’ll take you on a ride! Right now, with my UL 30 Calcharo, I can straight-up wreck a Clang Bang with a full combo of “Death Messenger.” I’ll show you what it’s like to play in the big leagues. Strong players MUST humiliate the weak. I’ve consistently achieved a record of beating Hologram 2 , at my peak condition, I even beat Hologram 3 once. When my reflexes are on point, I can pull off some next-level “Dodge Counter” moves. Ever heard of parry or “Counterattack”? Well, I’ve absolutely done it before.

      Original Chinese version

      看得出来你是真心喜欢鸣潮，有空我带带你吧,我现在联觉30级，卡卡罗一套死告可以直接打残一个叮咚咚，带你体验一下高端局。强者就是要羞辱弱者!我常年保持全息二的强劲实力，巅峰时期甚至打过全息三，手感好的时候甚至可以打出闪避反击这种高端操作，你知道逆势回击吗？我打过

      Darktide: I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me

        Warhammer 40K: Darktide first copypasta

        Created by u/KneeDeepInTheMud, its the Warhammer 40K: Darktide version of the “I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me” meme.

        I love the kind of difficulty that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left work today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some Scab Gunner paints my brains all over some fucking hallway." And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, Volley-gun-Trapper-Net-Flamer-Crusher-Overhead level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself. I hope I "Perils of the Warp" myself and Auric Maelstrom calls me it's little "peepee pisspiss boy." I want it to fuck me up. I mean I want it to make me it's poxxer. It's little peepee-piss-myself-poxxer. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. Beloved and I should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, l'm a real Freak. I'm not normal. Auric Maelstrom... Please... You have to crush me.

        DIO: Oh? You’re approaching me?

          Its the famous Dio’s line from the Jojo meme “Oh? You’re approaching me?”. The scene was from EP46 of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders before the Dio vs Jotaro fight.

          Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me. Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of THE WORLD like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?
          Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of The World, like an exam student scrambling to finish the problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime?

I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer.

Oh ho! Then come as close as you like.

          Pardon me for being Straight Forward and blunt. do you like going down on a guy?

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            Hey, how are you Beautiful? I seen your picture and thought you were cute. Pardon me for being Straight Forward and blunt. but, i was curious, do you ever meet guys offline? if so. do you like going down on a guy? whats the longest blowjob you ever gave a guy? do you like to swallow? I have a blowjob fetish
basically which is why im asking. Forgive me if I offend you. but, I'm looking for a girl to move in with or live in a tent soemwhere with me .if you are interested in being my new, submissive blowjob slave girlfriend. id love to be with you.

            Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way

              Arguably the worst female character in fanfiction history
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              Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way (aka Enoby) is the villainous main protagonist of My Immortal. Arguably the worst female character in fanfiction history (or literature in general).

              Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
              It’s giving Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears