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Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv

    Imagine the state of Nirvana I achieved when I opened Pixiv to see if there is any new Gummy pictures, only to be hit with a 23-pic set of NSFW of her just getting absolutely, unapologetically, ruthlessly railed. Yes, it is AI and it has some weird AI artifacts here and there, but I'll take what I can get. "Gojo Satoru - The Honored One | Jujutsu Kaisen Season 2 OST" is playing on repeat in my head as I reach a higher plane of existence, one of pure bliss and eternal peace. I feel in-tune with the world around me, with the beautiful sunsets, the mesmerising trees, the stunning waterfalls, the breathtaking sights... I can feel every cell in my body individually, the blood rushing through my veins, the oxygen entering my lungs and filling them whole. I feel the gentle rays of the sun hit my skin.
    
    I'm sorry, human artists. I'm not even angry over the unethical nature of AI artwork right now. I don't bear any grudge against anyone. It's just that the world feels so, so wonderful right now.
    

    i am such a fuck up and a failure.

      I’m 26. and i have nothing to show for it. no car no house no money. i work at amazon for like 500$ a week but with my current situation im just working to keep this room i have. i have a feeling ill be homeless again soon. if you guys saw my account rn you would laugh at me. i made a lot of mistakes in my 20s trusting the wrong people get rich quick schemes and getting scammed ill be 30 in 3-4 years and im so scared bro sometimes this life is too much i tried to KMS years ago just off the depression and stress and im starting to get that feeling again 😞 pray for me 

      Came from the r/Money subreddit, the original post has since been deleted by the sub mods.

      UwU what’s this ?!

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        Another slight variation
        Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! *nuzzles your necky wecky* ~murr~ hehe ;) *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big! *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing .///. *kisses you and licks your neck* daddy likes ;) *nuzzle wuzzle* I hope daddy likes *wiggles butt and squirms* I wanna see your big daddy meat! *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tails* can you please get my itch? *put paws on your chest* nyea~ it's a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you pwease? *squirms* pwetty pwease? :( I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like, I need to be punished really good *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I could go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky ;) *licks shaft* mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky ;) *drools all over your cawk* your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh my gawd. I'm so hard *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* *licks balls* punish me daddy nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre off your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes roll back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o!!! 

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          Sauce?

            Copypasta of every sauce whenever someone ask for “Sauce? for a friend, of course.”

            Sure man, I got you covered:
            
            Brown sauces:
            
            Bordelaise sauce
            
            Chateaubriand sauce
            
            Charcutiere sauce
            
            Chaudfroid sauce
            
            Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
            
            Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
            
            Mushroom gravy
            
            Romesco sauce
            
            Sauce Africaine
            
            Sauce au Poivre
            
            Sauce Robert
            
            Butter sauces:
            
            Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
            
            Beurre blanc
            
            Beurre manie
            
            Beurre monté
            
            Beurre noisette
            
            Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
            
            Meuniere sauce
            
            Emulsified sauces:
            
            Remoulade seaweed sauce
            
            Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
            
            Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
            
            Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
            
            Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
            
            Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
            
            Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
            
            Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
            
            Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
            
            Fish sauces:
            
            Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
            
            Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
            
            Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
            
            Green sauces:
            
            See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
            
            Tomato sauces:
            
            Tomato sauces
            
            Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
            
            Hot sauces:
            
            Pepper sauces
            
            Pique sauce
            
            Mustard sauces
            
            Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
            
            Chile pepper-tinged sauces
            
            Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
            
            Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
            
            Buffalo Sauce
            
            Chili sauce
            
            Datil pepper sauce
            
            Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
            
            Pique Sauce
            
            Sriracha sauce
            
            Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
            
            Meat-based sauces:
            
            Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
            
            Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
            
            Barese ragù
            
            Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
            
            Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
            
            Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
            
            Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
            
            Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
            
            Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
            
            Pink sauces:
            
            Pink sauce
            
            Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
            
            Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
            
            Chimichurri – Food sauce
            
            Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
            
            Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
            
            Onion sauce
            
            Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
            
            Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
            
            Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
            
            Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
            
            Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
            
            Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
            
            Sauce vierge
            
            Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
            
            Sweet sauces:
            
            Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
            
            Pork with peach sauce
            
            Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
            
            Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
            
            Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
            
            Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
            
            Chocolate gravy
            
            Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
            
            Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
            
            Crème anglaise
            
            Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
            
            Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
            
            Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
            
            Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
            
            Mango sauce
            
            Peach sauce
            
            Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
            
            Strawberry sauce
            
            Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
            
            Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
            
            Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
            
            White sauces:
            
            Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
            
            Alfredo sauce
            
            Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
            
            Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
            
            Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
            
            Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
            
            Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
            
            Sauce Américaine
            
            Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
            
            Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
            
            Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk