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Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess

    ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligence of the Magnus Council of chess.c*m. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have been found declining en passant !!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been deducted from your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 take the en passant immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more elo ( -11115 elo)will be subtracted from your account, resulting into the bricking of your PIPI. (由人民供应部重新分配 ricericericerice) you'll also be penetrated by our bishops at April 2 202.Ke2. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

    WHAT THE FREAK MAN😡😡 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT SUCH A STUPID RULE WAS IN THIS DUMB GAME😡

      WHAT THE FREAK MAN😡😡 NO ONE EVER TOLD ME THAT SUCH A STUPID RULE WAS IN THIS DUMB GAME😡😡😡😡😡👺👺👺👿👿I GOT SO MAD I HAD TO MASTURBATE AND CUM EVERYWHERE🙀🙀🤧😴😴🫣🫣😫😫🔥THS DUMB RULE LOST ME MY CHESS ELO👿👺😡😡👺👿👿FUUUCCKKKKK😡😡😡🔥🔥👺👺👿👿WHAT THE FLIP👿😡👿HOLY FUCKING HELL IM SO ANGY WANGY👺👿😡👿😡😡😡👺GOD BEING THIS MAD MAKES ME SO HORNY FOR THE KNIGHT👺😡😡👿👿👺🫣🫣🫣😫😫💯💯🔥🔥🔥😈😈😈THE KNIGHTUSSY MUST FEEL SO GOOD👿👿👿👿😡😡👿🔥👺👺💪💪IM GONNA KILL MY FAMULY AND SELL THEIR ORGANS SO I CAN PAY TO GET THE KNIGHTUSSY IN MY LIFE👺👺😡😡👿👿😡😡

      [Reynolds] I’m at USA practice.

        [Reynolds] I’m at USA practice. There’s a coffee shop in the lobby. A lady, unprompted, sees my credential and revealed that she booed Dillon Brooks last night. “And I did it because I love LeBron.” With that, she walked away.

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        [Reynolds] I’m at __ practice. There’s a coffee shop in the lobby. A lady, unprompted, sees my credential and revealed that _____. “And I did it because I love __.” With that, she walked away.

        Alex19 isn’t so great?

          Alex19 is a smasher from Norwalk, California who mains Fox.
          Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

          Where did ‘Alex19 isn’t so great?’ started from?

          Alex19 copypasta started from a thread on HLTV about coldzera
          The copypasta originally started from HLTV and was for coldzera

          Common misconception is that the copypasta is originally about Alex19.

          It actually started from a post on HLTV about coldzera a CSGO Brazilian pro player. You can even see the original archived thread here! It was then adopted and implemented for Alex19 when alex got into summit.

          Cold wasn't so great? 

Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with AWP? Cold puts the game in another level, we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. 

GeT_RiGhT breaks records, olofmeister breaks records. Cold breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

          I own a Gatling Laser for home defense

            I own a Gatling Laser for home defense since that’s what the Enclave intended. Four NCR tax collectors break into my house, “What in the goddamn?” As I grab my MK II Powered Combat Armor and Sprtel-Wood 9700. Blow several lasers into the first man, he’s disintegrated on the spot. Draw my Plasma Pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it has notoriously high spread and nails the neighbor’s Cyberdog. I have to resort to the Tesla Cannon mounted atop the stairs loaded with Bulk Electron Charge Packs. “Dear old friends, remember Navarro!” The tesla vaporizes two men in the blast. The sound and extra shrapnel down a nearby Vertibird. Fix Proton Axe and charge the last terrified Tax collector. He bleeds out waiting on the Rangers to arrive since protonic wounds are impossible to stitch up. Ah, just as the Enclave intended.

            Original copypasta was ‘Own a musket for home defense‘

            Apaga por favor tenho depressão

              apaga por favor copypasta
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              apaga por favor , tenho depressão, ansiedade, pânico, pressão alta, pressão baixa, hpv, hiv, dengue, zika, chicungunha, peste negra, poliomielite, paralisia infantil, osteoporose, gripe suína, febre amarela, meningite, gonorreia, herpes, faringite, doença de chagas, bronquite, leptospirose, cancro, sarampo, catapora, varíola,caxumba,gastrite, tétano, hepatite, conjuntivite, derrame cerebral, coqueluche, labirintite , sarna, leucemia, raiva, cirrose, escoliose, microcefalia, anencefalia, ebola, unha encravada, autismo, síndrome de asperger, arritmia, pneumonia, diabetes, câncer de testiculos, mal de parkinson, dor de cabeça , ma formação dos ovários, bicho de pé, bicho geográfico, teníase, esquizofrênia, epilepsia, câncer, câncer de pulmão, câncer dos testiculos, câncer de mama, câncer de pele, depressão, ansiedade, pânico, pressão alta , pressão baixa, hpv, hiv, dengue

              Open English version

              Please delete I have depression, anxiety, panic, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, hpv, hiv, dengue, zika, chikungunya, black plague, polio, infantile paralysis, osteoporosis, swine flu, yellow fever, meningitis, gonorrhea, herpes, pharyngitis, chagas disease, bronchitis, leptospirosis, cancer, measles, chicken pox, smallpox, mumps, gastritis, tetanus, hepatitis, conjunctivitis, stroke, whooping cough, labyrinthitis, scabies, leukemia, rabies, cirrhosis, scoliosis, microcephaly, anencephaly, ebola, nail ingrown hairs, autism, asperger syndrome, arrhythmia, pneumonia, diabetes, heart failure, petho envy, dwarfism, gigantism, down syndrome, asthma, liver cancer, esophageal cancer, brain cancer, stomach cancer, skin cancer, leprosy, homosexuality, disc herniation, thrombosis, elephantiasis, passion fruit heel, phimosis, prostate cancer, testicular cancer, parkinson's disease, headache, ovarian malformation, foot bug, geographic bug, taeniasis, candidiasis
              Please delete, I have depression, anxiety, panic, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, hpv, hiv, dengue, zika, chikungunya, black plague, polio, infantile paralysis, osteoporosis, swine flu, yellow fever, meningitis, gonorrhea, herpes, pharyngitis , chagas disease, bronchitis, leptospirosis, cancer, measles, chickenpox, smallpox, mumps, gastritis, tetanus, hepatitis, conjunctivitis, stroke, whooping cough, labyrinthitis, scabies, leukemia, rabies, cirrhosis, scoliosis, microcephaly, anencephaly, ebola, ingrown toenail, autism, asperger's syndrome, arrhythmia, pneumonia, diabetes, testicular cancer, parkinson's disease, headache, ovarian malformation, bug, geographic bug, taeniasis, schizophrenia, epilepsy, cancer, lung cancer , testicular cancer, breast cancer, skin cancer, depression, anxiety, panic, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, hpv, hiv, dengue