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I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.

    NERD DELIRIUM copypasta
    I WANT TO FUCK NERD DELIRIUM.

Every single day since I saw that image it’s all I think about. I want her big voluptuous breasts to smother my face as she gazes at me through her big round nerdy fucking glasses. I want to lick her huge fucking front teeth as she pins me down and spits on me. I want her to own me. To take control. To transform into anything her heart desires while I’m inside her. The only thing my heart yearns for is nerd delirium’s huge juicy fucking mommy milkers to nourish my life force for as long as I live. I can’t get her out of my head. I can’t even fucking play Isaac anymore; if I make it to the void I get an erection and it’s too distracting to play. If delirium kills me (which she always does due to my infatuation) I instantly cum. It’s not fucking fair. I need her. I can’t sleep anymore. Anytime I see a pair of big tits all I can imagine is them being gray with a big huge pair of glasses on the face above them. I already ordered a body pillow with nerd delirium printed on it, but I know that will only satisfy me for a short time. It’s only a matter of time before I start commissioning nerd delirium sex dolls. She’s my world, she’s my everything. Please help, I’m not sure how to deal with this.

    You know what? I’m gonna say it.

      Binding of Isaac copypasta
      The Infamy Mask enemies make me want to put a meat grinder into my rectum and grind all of my organs into paste.

I am two centimeters from peeling off my fingernails and gluing them onto my forehead in the shape of a penis just so everyone can see how dicked over I have been by these things.

Every time I see one I think this time will be different—This time I’ll be careful—This time—this time—ughhhhhhhhh. They can fucking see into the future. The whip around corners and do 180s if you are within 2 continents of them. Oh yeah, they’re also INVINCIBLE?? You have to kill the stupid heart which by the way also shoots at you and must have the mask on speed dial because he always shows up bends you over and makes you his bitch in like 4 microseconds.

EVEN WORSE, the game usually puts like 4 of them in a basic 1x1 room size and it’s also very common to have a grid of metal blocks making it impossible to dodge them by moving off axis.

Is this what slavery feels like? Being thrust into a room naked while giant hearts mind control masks that lick your nipples so hard that it can literally kill you??

Unrelated but I also hate tainted Cain. Unfortunately, my life coach says that this rant has already generated enough negative energy to keep people who enjoy watching the news busy for at least 24 hours. Seriously what is wrong with people who enjoy having a cup of Joe while the TV tells them about the most horrifying things known to man.

Anyways I need to google how to remove a meat grinder from my rectum. Rant over.

TL;DR:

Fuck you for not reading my post. If you want to know what it was about, I have some great advice: it starts at the top, not the bottom.

      Jingliu is the most compatible mara-struck for humans

        Jingliu copypasta
        Hey guys, did you know that in terms of female human and female mara-struck breeding, Jingliu is the most compatible mara-struck for humans? Not only is she an Ice damage dealer, which is mostly comprised of women, Jingliu is approximately 5’8” tall and 120 pounds, this means she’s large enough to be able manhandle human pussy, and with her impressive Base Stats for energy and access to Spectral Transmigration, you can be roughed up by her. Due to her mostly immortal based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that when aroused, Jingliu would be incredibly enduring, so enduring that you could easily have sex with her for hours without stopping. She can also use the moves Lucent Moonglow, Transcendent Flash, Syzygy, Florephemeral Dreamflux, and Shine on Truth, along with not having a current student, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get close to her and be trained by her. With her abilities Sword Slash and Freeze, she can easily incapacitate you to make it easier to use you. No other mara-struck comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pass out fast enough, you can wake up to find yourself bloody and beaten. Jingliu is literally built for human pussy. Ungodly attack stat+high HP pool+Freeze means she can fuck you all day

        Do People not understand comedy anymore?

          I was in class and someone saw a map of France, and questioned why Luxembourg has such a long name for such a small country. I said(with quite good timing I Might add) “wait until you see liechtenstein” and no one laughed. When I make my regular hilarious geography jokes, I expect uproarious laughter from the student body. Is cancel culture ruining my comedy?

          Hi guys! I was wondering if I could be a driver without contributing to making the car

            Hi guys! I was wondering if I could be a driver without contributing to making the car, I don't have any experience driving real cars, but I put 50 hours in assetto corsa driving exclusively F1 cars. I'm pretty sure I'm a better driver than any of your current drivers anyway. The only reason I don't drive is because my dad wants me to chauffer to school because driving is dangerous on these streets. I also have a driving rig in my house that is pretty realistic and top of the line. My favorite brand of racing gear is fanatec. It's pretty realistic. I started playing gran turismo when i was five and loved it ever since. Gran turismo soundrack is pretty good in my opinion to be honest i feel like. My dad has always said im the best gran turismo ever. Even better than that cool movie that just came out about that jan, the guy who got to race real cars when he was so good at gran turismo ever. My favorite car ever is probably the c8 zo7 corbete, its new and it sounds fastastic! I love american cars cause i feel patriotifc when I sim race thesse. From what my personal understanding of the club currently needs, I think that I would be the best choice for a driver currently.
            So I joined my university’s racing club and this guy apparently is the next f1 racer.
            byu/hypanthia incarscirclejerk

            This community is toxic 😡

              Why do people play good decks instead of Blue Eyes? You clearly aren't having fun if your deck wins consistently. You wanna know why I have more fun than you? Because I set my cards face down & pass my turn, like how yugioh is SUPPOSED to be played.

I downloaded MasterDuel, hop into ranked with the badass dragon deck they gave me & all I'm met with is "brandon" & "sprite" playing on my turn for 30 MINUETS.

I was about to delete this game & go back to duel links but I found out Timelords & skill drain exist so I'm gonna give that a shot first, time to make those tourlnaments pay & finally make it to platinum

oh yeah & ps, downvotes only prove I'm right 😘