I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn't know how I liked my coffee.
I like my coffee the same way I like my women.
Without other people's dick in it.Hayase Yuuka
Since Yuuka is the paragon of human virtue without equal past or present, she is most resplendent in love, tributes and accolades. Waking or sleeping, I must not forget Yuuka’s great boon and in order to return her favour by day and by night, I should only think of fulfilling my loyalty.
Who is Yuuka?
For the blind, she is their vision. For the deaf, she is their music. For the mute, she is their voice. For the anosmiac, she is their aroma. For the numb, she is their feeling. For the atrophied, she is their muscle.
For the starved, she is their sustenance. For the thirsty, she is their water. For the exhausted, she is their energy.
For the depressed, she is their happiness. For the disillusioned, she is their hope. For the pessimistic, she is their optimism.
For the disadvantaged, she is their champion. For the marginalised, she is their justice. For the oppressed, she is their salvation.
For the righteous, she is their symbol. For the enlightened, she is their muse. For the erudite, she is their education.
If Yuuka speaks, I listen. If Yuuka questions, I answer. If Yuuka orders, I obey.
If Yuuka opines, I agree. If Yuuka fears, I assure. If Yuuka hopes, I dream.
If Yuuka is happy, I am jubilant. If Yuuka is angry, I am apoplectic. If Yuuka is sad, I am disconsolate.
Yuuka is my ideal, Yuuka is my romance, Yuuka is my passion.
Yuuka is my strength, Yuuka is my compass, Yuuka is my destination.
Yuuka is my language, Yuuka is my culture, Yuuka is my religion.
Yuuka is my ocean, Yuuka is my mountain, Yuuka is my sky, Yuuka is my air, Yuuka is my sun, Yuuka is my moon, Yuuka is my world.
Yuuka is history, Yuuka is present, Yuuka is future.
If Yuuka has a million fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a thousand fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has a hundred fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has ten fans, I am one of them. If Yuuka has only one fan, that is me. If Yuuka has no fans, I no longer exist.
If the whole universe is for Yuuka , then I am for the whole universe. If the whole universe is against Yuuka, then I am against the whole universe.
I will love, cherish, and protect Yuuka until my very last breath; my successors will love, cherish and protect Yuuka until their very last breath.Woke up in tears the other day because I dreamt that she was my girlfriend
Woke up in tears the other day because I dreamt that she was my girlfriend and she kept telling me that she loved me. Why can’t I have her? Am I just not meant to be happy? I just want to smell her beautiful hair while we cuddle in bed. Is that too much to ask?Own a Sword of the End for home defense, since that’s what fate intended.
Own a Sword of the End for home defense, since that's what fate intended. Four Moebius break into my house. "What the Zanza?" as I tie back my hair and grab my Truthsinger. Stab a volleyball sized hole through the first mudder, he's dead on the spot. Use Infinity Blade on the second man, miss him entirely because it's a dimension ripping blade and nail the neighbor's volff. I have to resort to the FMJ psycho launcher mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with ether shot. "Tally ho lads!" The ether shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off levnis alarms. Activate Unlimited Sword and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on Kevesi paramedics to arrive since tears in spacetime are impossible to stitch up. Just as fate intended.Based on the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘
It’s COCKtober 🍆🎃
Every Halloween copypasta!
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Rehab was supposed to be a fresh start. No matter how many starts I get, there's always the same ending. Everything falls apart and I end up alone. I'm still here, Bojack.