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High IQ to understand the FN Five-seveN

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the FN Five-seveN. The stopping power is extremely subtle, and without a solid grip and proper aim, most of the shots will go over a target's head. The ballistics are extremely precise, and without a solid understanding of bullet velocities and armor penetration, a lot of shots will just bounce off. The enthusiasts understand this stuff; they have the ballistic charts to truly appreciate the physics of this handgun, to realize that it's not just a firearm – it says something deep about BALLISTICS. As a consequence, people who dislike the FN Five-seveN truly ARE idiots – of course, they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the stopping power in the Five-seveN's existential catchphrase "SS190 Ballistic Tip," which itself is a cryptic reference to Hornady's outstanding bullet design. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Fabrique Nationale's genius craftsmanship unfolds itself on their shooting range. What fools... how I pity them. 😏 And yes, by the way, I DO have a Five-seveN tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only – and even then, they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

    Dracula Flow lyrics

      Dracula Flow 4

      This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Haters in shambles. They stay pickin' the corn out of my shit. This Smith & Wesson got me movin' like an invasive species. I got Midas touch, fuck boi! Bitch so bad, I made her shit in my chopped cheese. I'm at the bank about to withdraw all of it. These Valentinos are from Milan, you fucking idiot. That Fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility, got me in a state of rigor mortis. Caught a broke boy trying to come up on my Amazon package, so I skinned his ass alive. Ah! We smoking Serg Ibaka spinal fluid-infused quick-release percs. She spread it and let me take a deep snip of that Mahi Mahi. I gave that pussy a raspberry. They needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fucking fingerprints off. They will not find me. Konnichiwa, you little jet. Snortin' some premium modest yahoo got me fighting for my life. I make a nice stew out of that pussy. Blacked out on the Percocet, ordered a Desert Eagle off Amazon. I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet. I ain't never goin' back. Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream cake in my fronto leaf got Subanese crystalline shards pokin' out my lungs, fuck boi. I'm in Göbeklitepe shirtless in a loincloth, blowin' bareback asshole out smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm. Told shorty to keep that box breathin'. Yeah, she's squeezin' the garlic. We smokin' Java, man. Face pressed up against that monkey sniffin' for dear life. The Cuban link will turn the diamond tester into a pipe bomb. Glock 34 shivered his timbers. Blew her back out usin' a mama-skin condom. Dick pussy free-ballin' like Shaq and Kobe. I'm smokin' Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup, triple award-winning, soul bleeder, taint blaster, JD Power Associates, dingleberry zaza. We smokin' that IBM quantum computer. I can't wait to curb stomp you in these dumb ugly-ass Rick Owen shoes. I'm Dracula. I'm 12 million years old. When I hid it from behind, the room smells like absolute Meechee. They said I wouldn't shit on them. I spread my cheeks and hit 'em with an absolute screamer. Little bro was emaciated. The percs done ate little cuzo ass up. These cops are interrogating me about an ounce of weed as if I didn't kill an Applebee's hostess two miles away. I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather. My Bottegas have veins pumpin' through them. Smokin' indigenous fronto leaf in a bacon, egg and cheese, hashtag Le Chemin du Roi. Eyes bloodshot, leanin' up against the wall, beaten off to my Chrome Hearts boots. Opps was talkin' crazy. Shot 'em in the mouth. My Audemars Piguet worth the GDP of Yemen. If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a 28% hit. People will die. My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible. Slurpin' a quick release perc off the plate like a pinto bean. I keep my Glock at the Vatican. She squirt on me. I love being covered in the Chichi manga. They're sick in the head. They forgot I'm him. I'm him-ulation. I am Him Kardashian, Himbuktu, Himon and Pumbaa. I got my DNA test back, turns out I'm a hundred percent Himalayan. Fuck it. I ate the opp. She let me hit it. That gash sound like salmon roe. You ran off with the Diddy Kong, triple espresso, personal hotspot, stem gripper runs. There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula. Get shorty outta here. She's built like a Jay Electronica verse. I swear Bezos said it best. I'm a mud baby. I can't stop. I have more percs than there are stars in the Leo cluster. I'm claiming every corner, every block. Fuck it. I'm coming for every enzyme. Snortin' dexy, eatin' skate right outta the lake. Opp was sneak dissin' on the Gram turned his city into Pompeii. These ain't no mall mange, you ugly bastard. They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pullin' my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game. All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets. My Ducati leather trench coat bright red. I look like 10 million crawdads fuckin'. That elite pussy turned me into a radical. I'm movin' lucrative. I'm in the pod smokin' sa-boo-ba, smokin' that good shoo-be-doo-wa. I'm fucked up in the crib listening to Trill Sammy. I'm on the Ivory Coast eating vermilion snapper. War is all I think about. I've never been scared in my life, jit. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. I need my percs. I need my percs. One perc is never enough. Popped a Brazilian butt berserker and had that pussy screechin' like a harpy eagle. [Urgh] I'm smokin' that shit that makes the toes curl. I'm doin' a lotta drugs, a lot. Walked along the sand dunes of the Sahara Desert for 40 days and 40 nights with nothin' but a of Newports and a fifth of Henny. I really do this shit. I'm startin' to get real pissed off. What the fuck is Obamacare? Hey Obama, I don't care about shit. Look at this shit. I sold crack to myself, spun around the block so many times they thought it was fuckin' Minecraft. We smokin' that Boomhauer. Choked his goofy ass out with a B.B. Simon belt. She wanted Dick, but I gave her crack. I'm smokin' lizard taint, sniffing monkey. It's Monkey Monday. Show me that monkey. Ah! I'm gettin' too much money. I'm fucked up drinkin' a Chinese Modelo. I'm smokin' on that hush puppy limón. Broke boy wasn't ballin' enough. Welcome to the Wong Dong Tigers. These Ferragamo's are real, cunt. I got more sticks than a fucking forest. I have the blueprint to the catacombs Pop four flimflams at KOD came out with hepatitis. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'll fuckin' kill you. I smoked a new opp. His meat came right off the bones. The first time I smoked runts, I coughed so fuckin' hard. I started passin' kidney stones, then shat myself in front of the gang. There was scat all over the pounds- There was scat all over the pounds we shipped out for the next 30 business days. I don't have any compassion for broke boys. Everybody has an asshole. Most people have dick and balls. Go outside and get a bag. I knew the perc was fake, but I still ate it because I'm a gremlin. I'll air this bitch out like I shit in it. I took two Limitless pills to limit myself. I got so much cheese in my pocket, they thought I was a fuckin' calzone. That pussy balder than Howie Mandell. Crashed the Benz truck, sip some mud, everything felt alright. Popped a bean, now I want to kill someone. Yeah, I drill with my mask off. I'm moving like Gilbert Arenas, snippin' white phosphorus. The Vatican wants to wet me up with silver bullets, but I'm on a goddamn samurai pill. I'm a real creature. I'll spin the block, huffin' spores, to see tomorrow's stock market. Lungs lookin' crazy. Rollin' the ol' flesh cigar around your fingertips. Boy ran off with a Banjo Kazooie. I had to cast a spell on that motherfucker. I got strands of RNA in my hookah. Every puff is an insult to God. The dust pack got me doing the third-world stare. This zaza will give you a 2019 Alex Caruso hairline. Chopper small and sturdy, built like Wilmer Valderrama. I let her hit the zaza just to buy her a bit more time, but all she wanted to do was fuck my brains out, then euthanize herself. Dehydrated the soot between her ass cheeks and snorted that shit through my eyelids. Trackhawks sound like game seven. Yahoo! I'll give you that fluoride stare. Pussy's so tight, I had to scissor her ass. This Henny got me feelin' crazy. This Henny got me wantin' to shit. This Henny got me feelin' like DDG. My bitch pussy fatter than Druski. Drank man, please! I'm thirsty. I'm ready. I'm trying to pour up. Drank man, please! This Henny makin' me want to go to the mall and do somethin' crazy. If Santa come down my chimney, I'mma fuck him. [Urgh! Urgh!] That's what my Hellcat sounds like. This shit ain't nothin' to me, man.

      Dracula Flow 3

      I’m moving different
      
      This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath
      
      We smoking Symbiote
      
      Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
      
      We smoking dung beetle
      
      I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick
      
      We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers
      
      We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies
      
      They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8
      
      We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles
      
      I’m sick in the head
      
      I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes
      
      I’m on them Nashville nibblers
      
      I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time
      
      I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways
      
      I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak
      
      We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I’ll fucking kill you
      
      Call that pussy The Matrix, cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out
      
      Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
      
      Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps
      
      I’m moving like French Montana: haan
      
      Welcome to the Cream Kingdom bitch, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls
      
      My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson
      
      You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit
      
      Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
      
      Y'all gotta stop playing with me man
      
      I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man
      
      Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours
      
      Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him
      
      Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
      
      I'm moving like Oppenheimer
      
      She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace
      
      Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm
      
      I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horror
      
      I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization
      
      This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit
      
      Step the wrong way and you will perish
      
      That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter
      
      You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit
      
      If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit
      
      My bitch look like David Hasselhoff
      
      I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack
      
      This shit ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit

      Dracula Flow 2

      That pussy better stank, otherwise I don't want it
      
      Popped a perc 30, got straight to fucking
      
      That pussy dussy, smoking fentanyl laced cereal milk, I see GOD
      
      This shit ain't nothing to me man
      
      That pussy got me screamin, cryin, pissin, shittin, shootin ropes
      
      Yeah we getting that Pirate Bay alien shish kebab cordycep money
      
      I hope them aliens are real so that I have more things to FUCK
      
      Smoking the Qui-Gon Jinn Vietnamese Phillips head runts
      
      She sucked me like a cordless Dyson V8
      
      I'm in the k-hole licking balloon knot
      
      When I got the meat cannon I be shooting straight rope
      
      This shit ain't nothing to me man
      
      Chanel Optics got me seeing shit
      
      I need fentanyl slime
      
      I just popped a whole garbanzo bean, fuck you mean?
      
      I smoke real Emrani rapscallion ghost nuggets, y'all can't fuck with me
      
      I'm him, I've been him, I will continue to be him
      
      Yellow rubies glistening like piss
      
      Gulping sea monkeys by the gallon, my tummy feel crazy
      
      That coochie yummy slime
      
      That coochie doing it for me slime
      
      They thought they could stop a demon I'm back. the Zaza got me speaking Esperanto. this shit ain't nothing to me man. we out here cloud seeding, the scope gleaming
      
      You can't trust me, I don't even trust myself
      
      I don't know who I am anymore, I'm getting too much money
      
      Ass so fat
      
      I'm peaking off this Danny Phantom slime, can you remind me who I am?
      
      Get the president on the phone now, I fronted him a brick. I need my money
      
      Hello? Blac Chyna?

      Dracula Flow 1

      We straight gassing, cutting straight to the bricks
      
      Ha ha
      
      This shit ain't nothing to me man
      
      We smoking runts
      
      Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run
      
      I had to do it to them snipe. I went Judge Judy on that pussy snipe
      
      I'm not loyal to anybody, I'm a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone. Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me, ha ha
      
      This shit ain't nothing to me man, my money longer than James Cameron
      
      On and off the court straight fundamentals, no funny business. This shit ain't nothing to me man
      
      Moving like Dracula we get it back in blood
      
      You see it? I really did this, I'm really him
      
      Flipped a whole brick into an Empire. Stop playing with me
      
      I have no sympathy, I live for this shit. This shit ain't nothing to me man
      
      I'm nice with it, ha ha
      
      My money long, my pockets deep. No pocket watching in these parts.
      
      We straight gassing, cutting straight to the bricks
      
      Chanel Optics got me seeing shit

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        HAVE 👏 YOURSELF 👏 A 👏 SLUTTY 👏 LITTLE 👏 CHRISTMAS 👏🎄🎁 : On the ❶⓪th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        FA 👏 WHO 👏 FORAZE 👏 BITCH 👏 💚: On the 𝟙𝟙th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. Share this with 1️⃣2️⃣ snow-covered ❄️❄️❄️ ho-ho-hoes 😝😩😝 and if they send u back a squirting Santa 🎅🏼🍆💦 u have to keep sending them 👯‍♀️these dirty 🥵🥵🥵 messages for all 1️⃣2️⃣ Days of Thotmas 🎁🕺🏼!
        YOU 👏 THERE 👏 SLUT 👏 , WHAT 👏 DAY 👏 IS 👏 IT? 🎅🏼🎄: On the 𝟏𝟐th Day of ChristmASS 🎅🏼🎅🏼🎅🏼 my dirty 🥵 dick 🍆 daddy 👨🏻 gave to me 💁🏻‍♀️: 1️⃣2️⃣ cummers 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩 cumming 🍄💦, 1️⃣1️⃣ pipers 👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧👨🏽‍🔧 piping 🪠 , 🔟 cocks 🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌a-creaming 💦 🥵, 9️⃣ bitches twerking 🍑💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃🍑, 8️⃣ tits 🍒🍒🍒🍒 for milking 🥛🐮, 7️⃣ skanks a-scamming 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑, 6️⃣ kweens 👸👸👸👸👸👸 a-slaying 💅💅, 5️⃣ COOOOCK RINGS 🍆💍💍💍💍💍 (ba dum bum bum), 4️⃣ 💦 sweaty 💦 hunks 💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼, 3️⃣ French 🇫🇷 sluts 👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨, 2️⃣ screaming 🥵🥵 Os 🍩💦 and his hard dick 🍆💦 in my 😩 pear 🍐 tree 🎄🎄🎄. MERRY THOTMAS 🎄🎅🏼 YOU FILTHY SLUTS 💃 🥵😩💁🏻‍♀️!!!! Please cherish your friends and loved ones on this special day.

        George Santos EXPELLED

          📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO! 💅👠 They think 👑Kitara💃🏻 is just a 👦🏽latin👨🏽boy🫳🏽 in a ✨dress👗 👋 so NO 🚫more🙅 stealing campaign 💸funds💰 for our 💉HOLEtoxed💉baddie! ✌️😶 She joined 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of SEXY 🫦🍆 DISGRACED👅😏 politicians🇺🇸🧑‍💼 consigned⚖️ to that 🍆👀 ignominious👄 fate🫨💀💦
          🌈Pop the 🍾 POPPERS👃and 💦loosen🍆 those 🍑HOLES🕳️🫦 cause this 📖story AINT over🙅 Our 💃🏻girl💄 was 🕵️‍♂️🔍 inDICKted🚨👮‍♂️ on 2️⃣3️⃣ federal charges🫦👩‍⚖️ Let’s hope they allow 📱💦OnlyFans✊🍆 and 🛍️Sephora💋palettes💄 where she’s going⛓️⚖️ 🫳Drop🫧 that 🧼soap🚿show🐒 your 🍑bussy🕳️ and make😏👅 some🥵🍆friends 💦🥜 bitch🍑👄🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈 Our 📢BIG‼️FAT 😵 liar 🤥 DADDY⛓️😍 delivered🚚📦 for the 👯‍♀️girls✨ 🕵️‍♂️🇧🇷 Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 our 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ queen💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵🔫🗣️Spread 👐 this like ❤️🦠GONORRHEA😷🕳️ at 🔥🌈Fire🌈 Island🍆💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜 Get 🔟 back and 💃🏻👑Kitara💦👩🏻‍🦱 might 🌊 SLIP 🕳️ right out 😉 of this 💦👄STICKY🥜💦 situation🤪 like she 🙅avoided 🕵️‍♂️prosecution👨‍⚖️ in 🏛️🚫 Brazil 🇧🇷 Get 5️⃣ back and George will 👹visit🫂 you 🕔tonight🌚🔮🌙 and deposit🎁 his ⚡️🙈stolen🫦🥵 donations🍆💦 into your 🍑bussy🕳️🥰 but get 0️⃣ back🔙 and 👉 your 🦋🫃🏾mom💦🤱 will ☠️🪦die🥰🦴🩸 as many 💯 times 😵as 💃🏻👑his🍑 has🤔😳😭
          📣 BREAKING NEWS, BITCH✨👀 Everyone’s🤗favorite🥰gay 🌈republican🤮 George 😘 Santos (R-NY🗽) AKA 💃🏻👑Kitara Ravache👩🏻‍🦱💃🏻 has been 🚮🚫EXPELLED🪦🗑️ from 🥜CUMgress 🏛️ She tried to stomp those 👟Ferragamo👢 sneakers👟 down Capital Hill🏛️ but 🥜The🧑‍⚖️Ethics CUMittee 💦🥜 said🚫🗣️NO👏I👏DONT👏THINK👏SO!
          🏛️LAWSUITS👨‍⚖️BANKRUPTCY💳 FRAUD👮 MONEY LAUNDERING🧺 🍑💦BACKDOOR 🍆🕳️ DEALS💸💦 and getting 🚨EVICTED👢 in 🏳️‍🌈QUEENS🌈🕵️‍♂️Kitara’s 🔥SCANDALS⚖️ gave us🇺🇸 LIFE 💓🫃🏾 So let's🥺 all give👐 a ☠️death😷drop💨 of applause👏 for 🍆🍆 this 💩 fallen 🥜👅CUMgressional🏛️ hoe 💃🏻👑 George🕳️🍑Santos🪦🪦 👏🏽Sashay💃 away 👑diva👠⛓️😵💦 Send it to 2️⃣0️⃣ people👅 who 🤯know how to 😈CLAP👊 that 🚂ASS🍑🥹 to the 🕺rhythm🥁 of 🏛️ political⚖️ 🔥scandal 💦🥜
          Rep. George 😘 Santos (R-N.Y.)🗽 defiantly 🤬 said 💬👱 Thursday that 🍆 he’ll 😈 continue ⬆️ FUCKING 👌👉 and fighting 😤🍩💪💪🥊💥 to keep 👌 himself 😎 from 💰 being 😑😑 only 😤 the sixth 🕕 member 🎫🍆 ever 🖖 to be ❌ expelled from 🔙👉👊 the House 🏘 of Representatives 😂. Santos ‼️ was the subject 💕 of a damning 🫣😱 Ethics CUMittee 💦 report 📄 and has 🤔👉 been 💴🥜 charged 🔌 with 23 👔 felonies. Big 📢❗ fat 😵 liar 🤥 Daddy 😘😍 George 😘 needs 🤲 to survive 🙏🏼😩😭 a vote 🔝 Friday 🎅🏿 or he’ll 🔥🥵 be 🥜 expelled from 👩 CUMgress 🏛️ and join 🚺💯 a select group 👥 of sexy 💦😩🍆 disgraced U.S. 🇺🇸 politicians consigned to that 🍆👀 ignominious fate 💀
          expelled from congress 😣😔😖 but never from this BUSSY 🤝😇🥵 send this to 5 👋🏻 of ur SLUTTIEST CONGRESSMEN 👔👨🏻‍💼 or sashay 💃🏼to MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE’S HELL HOLE 🥹😇🥵😈👺👹forever 😘

          my hamster exploded

            ive been crying in my room for 2 hours now. I was making some salad dressing in the kitchen with my pet hamster manny (I let him roam around). My sister and her friends were also in there doing something. I spilled a bottle of vinegar, so I left to get a towel and when i came back manny was drinking it. I didnt think anything of it so I let him help me clean it up. all of the sudden manny starts acting really weird. hes normally very full of energy but he was just sitting still. Everyone gathered around him to try to figure out what was wrong. suddenly we hear a fizzling noise coming from inside manny and he started expanding. he let out a final squeak and bursted. bubbles and blood went everywhere. my sister and her friends started screaming and crying. I ran and got my dad and he cleaned it up. we looked in the pantry and apparently manny got into the baking soda and ate abunch of it. I think im traumatized now