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Imagine this: you’re casually Googling “en Pessant”

    Every En Passant meme
    Imagine this: you're casually Googling "en Pessant" when, out of the blue, a new response drops like a bowling ball in a library. "Holy hell!" you exclaim, your face contorted into a look that could rival Edvard Munch's "The Scream", wondering what to do in this position.
    
    But this was no ordinary internet glitch; it was a glitch with a twist, turning unsuspecting netizens into actual zombies. You'd think it's just a tech malfunction, but these zombies were as real as the fear of accidentally sending a text to Martin.
    
    Panicked, people started dialing up exorcists faster than you can say, "Is he stupid?" The exorcists scratched their heads, realizing this wasn't your run-of-the-mill possession; it was like trying to exorcise a demon who'd binge-watched every episode of Sherlock Holmes.
    
    As if that wasn't enough, the Church's Bishop decided to take a "vacation" but, you guessed it, he never came back. Some thought he'd embarked on the holiest of quests; others thought he too wasn't fucking welcome here, just like jessica.
    
    Amidst the chaos, a courageous few hatched a plan so audacious it could make a cat meme enthusiast giggle. They opted for a queen sacrifice, not in a chess match, mind you, but in the name of humanity. It was a move so daring it'd make even the most seasoned Redditor brick their pipi.
    
    But as they delved deeper into this nightmarish realm, they soon realized they were caught in a knightmare fueled by fear, and a pawn storm was incoming. In the end, they had to ignite the chessboard of fate, hoping to reset the game and undo the hilariously horrifying madness that had befallen their world.
    
    "When life asks you to Google en Pessant, you know it's a plot twist even Bishop on vacation couldn't fathom!

    The En Passant copypasta


    Level 5 gyatt rizz

      level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibbidy toilet in real life (only in ohio) alpha sigma male grindset mindset for life 

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      level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
      You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.

      I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy…

        I’m for 65 % sure I’m a straight guy, but there is one particular thing I would like to try at least once in my life. Blowjob. Does this fact make me bisexual?
        
        I was never romantically interested in any man. Touching, kissing, anal or anything with other man? For me, quite a gross imagination. But still... I would like to try to give someone a blowjob. I’m just curious how does it feel to have someone’s penis in my mouth. It’s really weird. I’m not sure about my own sexual orientation because of this. I still dream about finding a girlfriend, to love her, to have family with her, but still... I want to try blowjob. Idk why. Is there anyone with same feelings?

        THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System.

          National Wireless Emergency Alert System script
          THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. The purpose is to maintain and improve alert and warning capabilities at the federal, state, local, tribal and territorial levels and to evaluate the nation's public alert and warning capabilities. No action is required by the public.
          THIS IS A TEST of the National Wireless Emergency Alert System. No action is needed.

          Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective

            Religion and politics often make some people lose all perspective and give way to ranting and raving and carrying on like emotional children. They either refuse to discuss it with reason, or else they prefer argumentum ad hominum, which is a hell of a way to conduct a discussion. Well, anyhow, not long ago, I was talking about the elections, and how the campaigns were ignoring the issues, and sticking instead to invective and personal crap that had nothing to do with the substantive problems of running a government, which is all true, as you know if you followed the speeches and so-called debates of the candidates. Anyhow, one of the guys I was talking with said not a word in the whole conversation except at the end when he suddenly chuckled and said we were all full of shit, and why didn't we go live in Russia or China if that was the way we all hated the United States Of America. Next thing you know the whole blooming discussion was more like a brawl, And the epithets flew thick and fast, and the noise was incredible. Someone said "son of a bitch", and I think he said "bastard". I couldn't be sure, it was all so confusing. Well, anyhow, I was attempting to get it all back on a rational level. I tried, for example, to talk to the one who had started it all, and I asked him just what did he mean we were all full of shit. Was he making a statement of fact as he knew it, and where was his documentation to back up his claim? I think Socrates would've been proud of the way I refuted his argument. That is, I tried to refute it, but all he could offer by way of rebuttal was more of the same about how we were all full of shit. But he wouldn't say why, he just kept on repeating it, that and the part about Russia and China and communist dupes, and I'll have to confess that I got a bit angry and told him to stuff his ideas up his ass, which you don't have to tell me is hardly a way to convince anyone in an argument. Then he got salty and threatened to give me a punch in the mouth if I didn't shut up, and I really got hot, and the others did too, and we all beat the shit out of mister conservative. And, after all, he had only himself to be blamed. This is still a free country, And anyone telling a fellow like me, "Brother, you're full of shit", better be good and ready to answer politely when asked if he'd care to say why.

            Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown begging (thru texts) for address to

              Mark Cuban is the owner of Mavericks
              Sources: Cuban is beside himself. Driving around downtown Dallas begging (thru texts) Jordan's family for address to DeAndre's home

              Origin of this copypasta

              Its from a Tweet by sports commentator Chris Broussard involving Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban and the player Deandre Jordan. The rumors were that DeAndre Jordan was considering backing out of his oral commitment with the Dallas Mavericks to sign with the Clippers. Here’s the full story of the Tweet!

              It was eventually proven false but still became an iconic copypasta that shows up every now and then in different variations.

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