Actually sir, I'm not a so called 'Stan of dream.' I am merely very passionate about his content and want to dedicate my life to him in a way that seems needy - i must know where my pride and joy is at all times and you insulting me challenges my integrity and makes me so made that i'm going to sue you and also block you on all social media so that your filth and villainy does not spread further across the internet - i hope that you are happy with yourself - I'll see you in court. However, I have to say that Dream's youtube rival, Technoblade, is not a very nice person and seems to be quite mean towards Dream, also I have to say his behavior around hacking, in Minecraft, it does seem quite suspicious and i believe he is in fact "B-hopping" especially in Technoblade's and Dream's $100,000 duel. The Mere fact that my favourite youtuber lost a duel against technoblade immediately means that he must have cheated and there is no other explanation - your blaspheming of 'he is just the better player' is wrong and you should be burnt a the stake for implying that DREAM (God bless his name and all who use it) is NOT the best minecraft player ever - I'm utterly disgraced by what you have said to me in this conversation and my legal team will be in contact to deal with you soon.
Actually 😳 sir 👨, I'm 💘 not a so called ☁ 'Stan 😍😎 of dream.' 😴 I 👁 am merely 🏫 very 👌 passionate 🔥 about 💦 his 💦 content 🌎 and want 😋 to dedicate ♂ my life 👤 to him 👴 in a way ↕ that seems 👀 needy 👉🏼 - i 👁 must 👫 know 🤔 where my pride 🏳️🌈 and joy 😂 is at all 💯 times 🕐 and you 👈👉 insulting 🤮 me challenges 😱 my integrity 😤 and makes 🛠 me so made 👑 that i'm 💘 going 🏃 to sue 🕴 you 👉 and also ➕ block 🚫 you 👈😵 on 🔛 all 😤 social 📖 media 📞✈⛵ so that your 👉 filth 👅 and villainy does not spread 👐 further 😵 across ➡😏 the internet 🌐 - i 👁 hope 🙏 that you 👈 are happy 😊 with yourself - I'll 📝 see 👀 you 👈 in court 💼. However 🖐, I 👁 have to say 💬👱🏿💦 that Dream's 😴💭 youtube 📹 rival 😈, Technoblade, is not a very 👌 nice 💦😇🙀 person 👨 and seems 🤔 to be quite ✅ mean 😏 towards 😂 Dream 😴💭, also 👨 I 👤👥 have to say 🗣💬 his 👋 behavior 🗯 around 🔃 hacking 😲, in Minecraft 🎮⛏, it does seem 🤔 quite 📺 suspicious 🤔 and i 👁 believe 🙏🏽 he 👥 is in fact 📕 "B-hopping" especially 🙌 in Technoblade's and Dream's 💭 $100,000 🗣👍😯 duel 🔫. The Mere 😐💀 fact 📕 that my favourite 😍 youtuber 🤔🤯 lost 🏳 a duel 🤺 against 🚫 technoblade immediately 😤 means 🤔❓🙄 that he 👨 must 👫 have cheated 🚫 and there is no ☝🚫 other explanation 📢 - your 👈📃 blaspheming of 'he 👨 is just the better 👍 player' 🎮🎯⚽ is wrong ⚠😔👎 and you 👉 should be burnt 🔥 a the stake 💀 for implying 😤 that DREAM 💭 (God 🙏👁 bless 🙏 his 💰💦 name 📛 and all 💯 who use 😏 it) is NOT the best 👌 minecraft 🎮⛏ player 🎮 ever 📆 - I'm 💘 utterly 🐄🚮 disgraced by what you 👈 have said 💬👱🏿💦 to me in this conversation 🗣 and my legal ⚖ team 🐒 will be in contact 📞 to deal 🙅 with you 👈 soon 🔜.
Just remove Destiny 2. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone playing Destiny 2 in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a gaming community? Put Destiny 2 on. Wanna get kicked from a gaming subreddit? Put Destiny 2 on.
Original was about glaives
Just remove glaives. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with a glaive on our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Put a glaive on. Wanna get kicked from an LFG for trials? Put a glaive on.
Lengendary Shards version
Just remove Legendary Shards. The idea backfired on Bungie and they need to move on. We all know when we see someone with Legendary Shards in our lobby we all cringe. Wanna get booted from a raid? Have Legendary Shards . Wanna get kicked from a Trials LFG? Have Legendary Shards.
You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things and then wonders why his life sucks? Well, that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner: karma. That's when I realized that I had to change, so I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and one by one I'm gonna make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.
I was obsessed by FIFA 13 and had played Barcelona during seasons. I had faced someone and lost the game, although I had 100 shots on goal. The guy had only one. I got so mad.
The same night I had sex with a girl. While she was on top of me, I'm having pictures in my head of Messi missing an open goal, and I react by fucking her harder, in the hope of having those pictures disappear. I just can't let go of that game. The images return, and I literally whisper "fucking bitch, do your job" and spanks her.. I didn't whisper loudly but it was enough for her to hear it..
She stopped and got super mad. I tried to explain that it was Messis fault and that my 3-4-1-2 formation allows him a lot of creative freedom and that he always scores.. She understood nothing and was still mad. I had to go down on her for 30 minutes to make her happy. That's when I knew that it was a mistake to play FIFA before fucking.
Thanks a lot Messi.
sex is overrated and anyone who does that shit regularly has a problem. i've been alive for 31 years, never had sex once, haven't even had a girlfriend. but im still alive living my life. stop acting like sex is the end all be all when mortal kombat is infinitely better.
Please God, I want to impregnate Furina so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Furina is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure even though it's behind that unnecessary street clothes. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union.
I want to suckle at her rainy bosom, slurping that rich juche milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging e******n. I would stir her velvety cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment.
She's so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp general suit. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
I want to fuck her like she owes me money. I would let her step on me, just to feel the soft, firm warmth of her feet upon my face and groin area. I would sleep under her just to catch her drool in my mouth. I would fish the strands of hair from her shower drain just to smell her alluring scent, and braid them into necklaces to keep her with me always. Or cock rings. Whichever would please her more.
God please, I would do anything for her. I would relinquish my life, all my hopes and dreams, just to become the socks on her feet so that I may warm her mouthwatering toes with my very being, so that she may feel the heat of my love always. I would encase myself in cement and become her doorstep, so that she may wipe her heels upon my face. I would tear my own limbs off. I don't know what l'd do after that, or why she might want my limbs. But I would do it.
My queen, my goddess, the light of my life. Please God, let me have her. I want her to be mine and only mine. I would lick the Doritos dust from her fingers and fill her belly button with honey mustard to dip my tendies in. I would give her a sponge-bath with my tongue every morning and serve her breakfast in bed. I would let her eat her eggs and pancakes off my body if it pleased her, no matter how painful the third-degree burns would be.
I would bear the torment of eternal damnation until the end of time to taste the seat of her car but once. There is nothing I wouldn't do for her, nothing wouldn't say. I would beat my own friend to death with my engorged p***s if it would bring a smile to Furina's shining face. I wouldn't even let myself cum until she gave me permission.
I love you, Furina. Please. Be mine. Be my wife, my Lover, my mommy, my everything. Say yes. Answer my calls, respond to my letters. Something. Give me a sign, Furina. I'm waiting for you.
I’ll always be waiting for you.