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yo so drake got the 15 pro or the pro max, so thats either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches. if you assume that hes holding it from the 1/3rd point of his piece, then he's hitting !bbc range, but if its a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBCJR range. Anyone know what phone it is?
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The Mental Health Hotline is a voice recorded message that people often set as their ringtone or send through emails as a joke in the early 2000s.
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line. If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name. If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000. If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.
"fuck it we ball" becomes far more weighty once we account for the pre-existing axiom that is "ball is life," for the latter effectively transforms the former into "fuck it we live." and what maxim could be more gravely important than that which urges man to persist at all costs?
I am simply him, I am the ultimate Growtopian. When I was born I was born with the default Growtopian swag. My box-shaped head, my green shirt, my sexy redhead, and my jeans are a sign of this. I was always hungry for profit, I would steal the crayons of other kids in kindergarten and sell them after school on the streets. One faithful day tho, I stumbled across Growtopia. When papi Ubisoft blessed me with my first ever world lock I was flabbergasted. I could not breathe, the shine, the golden color was too much to take in. I knew I needed more. That night I stole my mom's credit card and spent the remaining 200 dollars of our family's worth on gems, what a blessing it was. I wasn't done though, I took a second mortgage on our house for more gems, more wls. I sold my brother on ebay for 5 dollars and bought more gems, my empire grew and grew. but there was no end in sight, I was too deep into the rabbit hole. It didn't matter if I was homeless now that I had the blessing of Ubisoft and my world locks. One unfortunate night when I was living in my little tent down the street a group of very suspicious people appeared. Thet seemed really angry saying things like "kontol", "anjing" and some "WKWKWK". I could not tell what was happening but next thing I know is my little tent turning upside down, my phone stripped from my hands and before my eyes, a group of 4 indos stole all my wls and dropped them into their display box in their world. They started to dance over me saying "WOKWOKWOKWOKWOK" and "NOOB LOL". My pride, my life and my world has been shattered. I humbly ask you all to give me some wls.
