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Steve’s Lava Chicken

    Its the lyrics for the Lava Chicken song sang by Steve (Jack Black) in the A Minecraft Movie.

    La-la-la-lava ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ”ฅch-ch-ch-chicken ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ— Steve's Lava Chicken ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ” yeah, it's tasty ๐Ÿ‘… as hell ๐Ÿ˜ˆ Ooh, mamacita ๐Ÿ’ƒ now you're ringin' the bell ๐Ÿ””๐ŸŽถ crispy ๐Ÿ— and juicy ๐Ÿ’ฆ now you're havin' a snack ๐Ÿ˜‹ ooh, super ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ spicy ๐Ÿฅต๐ŸŒถ๏ธ it's a lava ๐ŸŒ‹ attack ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ”ฅ 
    La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringin' the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're havin' a snack Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack

    Warning from an admin in an anime discord server

      It presumably came from an anime Discord server with a mod making an @everyone announcement with the copypasta. Its also known “Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate” copypasta and also has a circlejerk variation where someone INSISTS on announcing their masturbation.

      Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and Iโ€™m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I donโ€™t want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of modstaff. Thanks.
      Anime discord server be like
      @everyone Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
This has been a reoccurring issue, and I'm not sure why some people have such under-developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that.
No one is going to be impressed and give you a high-five (especially considering where that hand has been.) I don't want to add this to the rules, since it would be embarrassing for new users to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

      I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident

        I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident but that shit still felt so squishy and soft and at that moment I was harder than a fucking rock. I told my parents that I wanted some alone time with her and say my final words when in reality i was feeling her up in her casket and my dick was just bursting with nut inside her tits felt so soft bruh

        Mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten

          Mommy needs her onion copypasta

          Started from a Tumblr post following the POV of a “mommy” talking to her “kitten”. Its also known as the Mommy needs her onion copypasta and has been voiced by Numi (Vtuber) in one of her streams.

          Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

          TODAY IS APRIL 2ND, 2025 AND THERE HAS BEEN YES NEWS, YES NEWS, YES YES YES YES YES NEWS TO REPORT FOR SILKSONG TODAY!

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            TODAY IS APRIL 2ND, 2025. THIS IS ARARAURA YOUR HOST FOR TODAY BRINGING YOU YOUR DAILY SILKSONG NEWS AND THERE HAS BEEN YES NEWS, YES NEWS, YES YES YES YES YES NEWS TO REPORT FOR SILKSONG TODAY!!!!!! ON TODAY'S NINTENDO DIRECT FOR THE SWITCH 2 THEY SHOWED US FOOTAGE, NEW FOOTAGE OF SILKSONG!!! NEW FOOTAGE OF SILKSONG!!!!! THREE different sections!!! First, we see Hornet jumping around the Moss Grotto. Now this is an area we already know, nothing much new there. BUT THEN... IT TRANSITIONS TO THE SECOND AREA AND WE SEE HORNET SLIDING DOWN SLOPES!!! She's sliding down, I repeat, SLOPES!!!!! THERE ARE SLOPES IN SILKSONG, this is why it took so long!!! And finally, finally after this we see Hornet fight a bunch of bugs... with cloth masks on and one of them is a spider... and then she killed it we see her killing it... and those are the three clips, the new three clips that we saw, with a new area AND with slopes. Apparently there was a FOURTH clip right at the end where it wraps up all the games of Hornet fighting the massive bug, a new clip of her fighting the massive bug, I JUST noticed that. BUT... The most important thing to know... 2025 RELEASE WINDOWWWW!!!!! They showed RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE that Silksong is coming out in 2025!!!!! Everybody.... This is THE END, THE END.... THE CAKE WAS REAL... IT WAS REAL IT WAS NOT A LIE!!! It was REALLLLLL!!!!!! And the Steam copyright year change, that was also real!!! We won!!! WE WON!!!!! This has been your daily news for Silksong for today, April 2nd, 2025. 
            Today is April 2nd, 2025. This is Araraura, your host for today, bringing you your daily Silksong news. There has been no news to report for Silksong today. This has been your daily news for Silksong for today, April 2nd, 2025. 
            TODAY IS APWIW 2ND, 2025. uwu THIS IS AWAWAUWA YOUW HOST FOW TODAY~ BWINGING YOU YOUW DAIWY SIWKSONG NEWS owo AND THEWE HAS BEEN YES NEWS, YES NEWS, YES YES YES YES YES NEWS TO WEPOWT FOW SIWKSONG TODAY!!!!!! >w< ON TODAY'S NINTENDO DIWECT FOW THE SWITCH 2~ THEY SHOWED US FOOTAGE, NEW FOOTAGE OF SIWKSONG!!! nya~ NEW FOOTAGE OF SIWKSONG!!!!! (* ^ ฯ‰ ^) THWEE diffewent sections!!! (๏พ‰ยดใƒฎยด)๏พ‰*:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง Fiwst, we see Hownet jumping awound the Moss Gwotto. Now this is an awea we awweady know, nothing much new thewe. >.< BUT THEN... IT TWANSITIONS TO THE SECOND AWEA AND WE SEE HOWNET SWIDING DOWN SWOPES!!! owo She's swiding down, I wepeat, SWOPES!!!!! (โ‰งโˆ‡โ‰ฆ)/ THEWE AWE SWOPES IN SIWKSONG, this is why it took so wong!!! >w< And finyawwy, finyawwy aftew this we see Hownet fight a bunch of bugs... uwu with cwoth masks on and one of them is a spidew... :3 and then she kiwwed it we see hew kiwwing it... nya~ and those awe the thwee cwips, the new thwee cwips that we saw, with a new awea AND with swopes. teehee~ Appawentwy thewe was a FOUWTH cwip wight at the end whewe it wwaps up aww the games of Hownet fighting the massive bug, a new cwip of hew fighting the massive bug, I J-JUST noticed that. owo BUT... The most impowtant thing to know... (ใƒป`ฯ‰ยดใƒป) 2025 WEWEASE WINDOWWWW!!!!! โ˜†*:.๏ฝก.o(โ‰งโ–ฝโ‰ฆ)o.๏ฝก.:โ˜† They showed WIGHT THEWE, WIGHT THEWE that Siwksong is coming out in 2025!!!!! >w< !!!! Evewybody.... This is THE END, THE END.... (โ•ฅ๏นโ•ฅ) THE CAKE WAS WEAW... IT WAS WEAW IT WAS NOT A WIE!!! uwu It was WEAWWWWWWW!!!!!! (ใฅ๏ฝกโ—•โ€ฟโ€ฟโ—•๏ฝก)ใฅ And the Steam copywight yeaw change, that was awso weaw!!! Yaaay! We won!!! WE WON!!!!! (๏พ‰ยดใƒฎยด)๏พ‰:๏ฝฅ๏พŸโœง WE WONNNNN!!! This has been youw daiwy news fow Siwksong fow today, Apwiw 2nd, 2025. nya~ uwu

            What’s this about April 2nd for Silksong?

            One of the developers tweeted a random phrase saying “something big is coming” apparently referencing an Imagine Dragons song. His profile picture is just a photo of a cake, which seemed way too random, so people reverse searched the photo and discovered it came from a website page posted in April 2. The Imagine Dragons song is from April as welland then the very next day after this tweet, Nintendo announced a Direct for their new console in April 2. Hence people are hoping it was all an attempt to tell fans that Silksong will appear on that Nintendo Direct, despite Leth, the PR, saying it’s all just a big coincidence.

            Castorice deals insane damage ๐Ÿ’ฅ has like 5000+ HP ๐Ÿ’– summons a whole-ass DRAGON ๐Ÿ‰ that tanks for your entire team ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER ๐ŸŒŒโ˜„๏ธ

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              Its the Ksante copypasta but changed to Castorice from Honkai Star Rail.

              So lemme get this straight ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’€ Castorice deals insane damage ๐Ÿ’ฅ has like 5000+ HP ๐Ÿ’– summons a whole-ass DRAGON ๐Ÿ‰ that tanks for your entire team ๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ AND blasts enemies with a HUGE LASER ๐ŸŒŒโ˜„๏ธ that deletes galaxies??? And then she heals herself ๐ŸŒฟ, her dragon ๐Ÿฒ, and can revive dead teammates โ˜ ๏ธโœจ even when she's not in the party??? Like bro, what even is balance ๐Ÿ˜ญ.

AND on top of all that ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ’Ž she has no F2P LC option ๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ’€ you literally have to pull for her gacha-exclusive one ๐ŸŽฐ๐Ÿ’ฐ otherwise you're just coping ๐Ÿซ . So she's a tank ๐Ÿฐ, a healer ๐ŸŒฟ, a DPS โš”๏ธ, a support ๐Ÿค, and a necromancer ๐Ÿชฆ all at once while looking pretty as hell doing it??? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’œ