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Face McShooty – SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE!

    Face McShooty quotes

    Its a quote from Face McShooty in Borderlands 2 who gives players a side-quest of shooting him in the face. Yes it’s that simple and he was literally begging you for it.

    SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!
    IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT! WANT IT NEED IT HAVE TO HAVE IT! FACESHOT! BOOM! BRAINS EVERYWHERE! Not the KNEE, not the ARM, not the SPINE - FACE! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNNG! FACEY FACEY FACE FACE! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH! YAY!

    I CANT DO IT ANYMORE

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      I CANT DO IT ANYMORE 

ISTG. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. THIS GAME DRIVES ME CRAZY. HOW CAN I LIKE SO MUCH TWO SIBLINGS WHO HAVE SEX? IM GOING CRAZY. I SPEND THE WHOLE DAY THINKING ABOUT ANDREW AND ASHLEY AND HOW FUCKING DELICIOUS THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS. I FEEL LIKE IM GOING TO EXPLODE. THE SCENE WHERE ANDREW PASSES SMOKE INTO ASHLEY'S MOUTH IS THE HOTTEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN. THEIR ABUSIVE SEX. ANDREW DRUNK. IM OBSESSED IM NOT OKAY ALL MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY AND THEY ARE RIGHT. THIS GAME CHANGED THE CHEMISTRY OF MY BRAIN I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST I LOVE INCEST

      What do you mean “You can’t recruit Alfira”???

        Alfira from BG3
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        What do you mean "You can't recruit Alfira"??? 

So you're telling me that Larian Studios went ahead and crafted the love of my life—the woman of my dreams—slapped the words bard companion on her beautiful forehead, and then had the audacity to say, “Just kidding”? Is this a fever dream? And to make it worse, I was so sure she was recruitable that I searched up how to bring her into my party... only to spoil myself with what they added into Patch 7. This is unforgivable. It's cruel. Blosszu disapproves!
        So you're telling me 😮 that Larian Studios 🐙 went ahead and crafted the love of my life 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 the woman of my dreams 😍🚶‍♀️‍➡️ slapped the words bard companion 🗣🎼🎵👥️ on her beautiful forehead 👨‍🦲 and then had the audacity 😈 to say "Just kidding" 🤪🤪🤪 Is this a fever dream? 🤒😱 And to make it worse ↘️ I was so sure she was recruitable 🤝🥰 that I searched up 🧐🔎 how to bring her into my party 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️👯‍♂️ only to spoil 🤥 myself with what they added 🤯 in patch 7️⃣ This is unforgivable 😡😡😡 It's cruel 🔪 Blosszu 😐 DISAPPROVES 💀💀💀

        My name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I’m getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you’re spreading

          Its an old Twitch copypasta used to troll Kripp (Twitch streamer) or as a joke in his chat back in 2016.

          Howdy Kripp, my name is Bill and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a man. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"

          Nimi Nightmare (Ceres Fauna)

          Nimi Nightmare copypasta

          The pasta is even more relevant for Nimi Nightmare or Ceres Fauna since she’s vegan.

          Howdy Nimi, my name is Bill, and I work in the meat industry. I'm getting pretty sick and tired of all the vegan propaganda you're spreading on this here livestream. You rave about the health benefits of becoming a leaf-muncher, but look at you! You're a pale, scrawny, hallowed-out husk of a woman. Hell, you probably can't even lift up a hamburger with those pitiful arms of yours. If you don't stop hating on meat, I'm gonna come by in my truck and force-feed you my "giant sausage!"

          Jack-O is too kawaii

            Jack-O from Guilty Gear Strive
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            Jack-O is too kawaii like, whenever I open up strive I have to select her even though I planned to lab someone else. I need to see her victory animation and it melts my heart so much the way she is, it’s absurd tbh, I never wanted to hug and squeeze anyone more than I want with Jack-O. That perfect, round face. That giant sweet smile. That immature, clumsy voice. The crouch. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never go down to one knee with a ring, watch our children grow up, and have her buried next to me when we die. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to marry Jack-O (or become Sol Badguy). A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t bury my face into her when I’m sad and lonely is too much to fucking bear. Why would That Fucking Man create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Does he know that perfection can’t please me?!?!?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck.