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Furry cummies make excellent dairy products in Zootopia

    Originally came from a comment by u/sephutis on a post in r/furrypasta, both source had since been deleted.

    Furry cummies make excellent dairy products in Zootopia
    
    The year is 2050, humans have nearly gone extinct due to environmental issues, but the rise of furries have populated the world, forming their own mega city called Zootopia.
    
    Furries are tenderly and loving species, prefer to not harm nature. As such, they have banned all forms of animal farms. So you ask "How are they ment to survive then?", well there are artificially synthesized meat products, vegetation and...cummies, lots and lots of cummies.
    
    In fact, furries can survive exclusively on cummies as they power their personal EM fields, sustaining the control over their plushie like bodies with no internal organs. Cummies can be extracted from the bottem or submissive class, where they have evolved to convert energies from their surroundings into excessive cummies for consumption.
    
    Every day, these lovely subs and bottoms gets tied up and hooked to the factory milkers and produce vast amount of cummies following their moans of pleasure and ecstasy. They are paid handsomely of course, with your typical 9-5 hours, we gotta be ethical about this. The cummies of furries have a naturally pleasant sweet taste to it. You can just drink it as it is and it'd be a lovely snack, but there is more.
    
    Furry cummies can be refined into various food products such as milk, cheese, yogurt and more. Most of Zootopia's shelfs are populated by refined cummies, and furries use them as the humans do. What a wonderful way to solve the problem of animal farming?
    
    The refined cummies are at such a quality that they taste better than real milk. It is said they have become increasingly popular even in humans, promoting many post apocalyptic settlements to purchase them. Strange enough, the human consumers often develop an addiction to cummies, and would frequently request to be transfurred, as to join Zootopia and enjoy cummies every day.
    
    So what are you waiting for? get your cummies today at 50% discount. Or phone us now to join the production Corp for a new and exciting job opportunity!

    God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad

      God fucking Damnit I wanna breed Mia and Tia so bad I can't even function normally, there is nothing more I crave on God's green earth than to pump their tailpipes full of my hot, goopy semen. I will not die happy until I empty every last nut I have inside of these gorgeous girls. The cute voices, the curvaceous Bodies, the pop-up headlights, I have never been more erect in my life. My parents are trying to convince me to go to therapy because they're constantly walking in on me furiously beating my meat red raw to a scene of the hottest twins on Earth, I think they're considering taking away my DVD player to convince me to get a girlfriend or something, please help me. I don't know if I can live if I lose them, it would be the end of me 

      August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe.

        Squidward chanting heat death of the universe

        Its a chant by Loudward (Squidward) from the AI-Generated SpongeBob livestream which became viral.

        August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe. August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe.
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        AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 🗣💥💥‼️‼️‼️ 
        AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 🗣💥💥‼️‼️‼️
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        August 12th, 2036, the heat death of the universe and the day the fog is coming.

        Genshin would be better if the content was tailored to me personally

          It started as shitpost towards the drama happening within Genhin Impact community but had since become a staple copypasta whenever there’s player drama within a Hoyoverse game.

          As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:
          
          Not making content for the average player.
          
          I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.
          
          It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

          Honkai Star Rail (HSR)

          HSR would be better if the content was tailored to me personally
          Meme / Fluff
          
          As I watch the community’s rightful outrage over yet another bad decision made by HoYo, it occurs to me that they continuously make the same mistake:
          
          Not making content for the average player.
          
          I am a perfect representation of the average player for reasons. The things I like are the things that all players would want. They'd have to be stupid not to be satisfied with my ideas and demands.
          
          It is mind boggling that HoYo doesn't want to make the game more successful by just doing what would make me happy.

          My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic

            My name is Edwin lyrics

            Lyrics for the “My name is Edwin” part of the song of “JACKIE’S BOX” – FNAF MIMIC SONG by XTRATUNA.

            My name is Edwin, I made the Mimic
            It was difficult to put the pieces together
            But unfortunately, something went so wrong
            And now I can’t do anything but sing this stupid song
            My name is Edwin

            Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best

              Folks, let me tell you, the base set of Pokémon TCG, the original, the classic, it’s the best. It’s the best, believe me. You’ve got your Charizards, your Blastoises, your Venusaurs, all the greats. They’re iconic, absolutely iconic. Kids today, they don’t know. They don’t understand how amazing the base set was.
              
              Now, you look at these modern sets, right? They’ve got all these new Pokémon, I can’t even pronounce half their names. It’s like they just keep adding more and more, and it’s confusing, folks. It’s not the same. They’ve got all these fancy holographics, these ultra rares, hyper rares, whatever they call them. It’s too much, it’s over the top. It’s not the same charm, not the same magic.
              
              Back in the day, when you pulled a holographic Charizard, it was incredible. It was like winning the lottery. Now, they’ve got all these gimmicks, these GX, EX, VMAX, who knows what else. It’s too complicated. The base set was simple, straightforward, and that’s what made it great. You had 151 Pokémon, you could collect them all. Now, there’s like a thousand. How are you supposed to catch them all, folks?
              
              And the artwork, the original artwork, it was beautiful. Ken Sugimori, remember that name, he’s a genius. The new cards, they’re flashy, sure, but they don’t have the same heart. They don’t have the same soul. The base set had personality. It had character. It was something special.
              
              So, we need to go back to basics, folks. We need to appreciate the classics. The base set is where it all started, and it’s still the best. Nothing compares. Not these modern sets with their bells and whistles. The base set is timeless, and it will always be the greatest. Believe me.