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    any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is mcdonald’s , charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual , eat hot chip & lie
    Any girl born after 2006 can't cook. All they know is, accai bowl, charge they Chakra, work, be sigmasexual, eat detox tea and lie 

    Northernlion Sisyphus speech

      Its a motivational speech by Notherlion while playing as Sisyphus and pushing a boulder. The speech changes from positive to negative depending on whether the boulder is going up or down. The clip has became a meme and was made into a copypasta by his fans.

      Lock in. Lock in. Get it twisted, if you can lock in you can do anything. Get it twisted, your actions impact nothing, your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to, the world is a playground designed for YOU and only YOU to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. GET IT TWISTED. YOU ARE A PAWN IN A UNIVERSE CHESS MATCH. YOU MEAN NOTHING TO GOD (IF THEY EVEN EXIST) YOU'RE A ROUNDING ERROR YOU ARE TWO PENNIES ON A FORTUNE 500 COMPANY'S BALANCE SHEET, THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. GET IT TWISTED. EVERYBODY GETS WHAT THEY DESERVE IN THIS LIFE, IF YOU PUT IN EFFORT, YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING. SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE BETTER PEOPLE. GET IT TWISTED. THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING YOUR BIRTH DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO, NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER! 
      Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker) 
      Get it twisted— if you lock in, you can do anything. Motherfucker...get it twisted, your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you, to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth... when you fall asleep, nothing can st— okay, GET IT TWISTED, you are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God, if they even exist, you're a— a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet. They don't care about you in the slightest— get it twisted, everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people— GET IT TWISTED, THE CIRCUMSTANCES SURROUNDING... YOUR BIRTH... DETERMINE WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GO. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS, AT ALL. YOUR OWN LEVEL OF EDUCATION, YOUR ATTITUDE, Y- YOUR LEVEL OF EFFORT, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR NETWORK, YOUR BUSINESS, YOUR CREDENTIALS... MOTHERFUCKER!!

      Disco Elysium version

      VOLITION: Lock in, lock in. Get it Harrier? If you lock in you can do anything.
      
      HALF-LIGHT: Motherfucker...
      
      RHETORIC: Get it, Harrier? Your actions impact nothing.
      
      REACTION SPEED: Your fate is predetermined, the only thing that you can change is your reaction to it.
      
      SAVOIR FAIRE: You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is your playground for you, and only you, to achieve your highest-level ambitions.
      
      COMPOSURE: If you wait ninety minutes to wake up before you drink your first cup of coffee, nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth before you fall asleep nothing can stop you.
      
      RHETORIC: GET IT, HARRIER?! You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to God - if they even exist. You're a rounding error, you're two pennies on a Fortune 500 company's balance sheet, they don't care about you in the slightest.
      
      PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT: Get it, Harrier? Everyone gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything.
      
      SAVOIR FAIRE: Successful people are better people. GET IT, HARRIER?! The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. NOTHING ELSE MATTERS AT ALL. Your own level of education, your attitude, your friends, your network, your business, your credentials...
      
      HALF-LIGHT: MOTHERFUCKER!

      Sisyphus

      Get it twisted
      If you lock in you can do anything
      
      Get it twisted
      Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is
      predetermined. The only thing you can change is
      your reaction to it
      
      Get it twisted
      You can do anything you set your mind to. The
      world is a playground designed for you and only you
      to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait
      90 minutes to wake up to drink your first cup of
      coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your
      mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you
      
      Get it twisted
      You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean
      nothing to God, if they even exist. You’re a rounding
      error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500
      company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you
      in the slightest
      
      Get it twisted
      Everyone gets what they deserve in life. If you put
      effort in you can achieve anything. Successful people
      are better people
      
      Get it twisted
      The circumstances surrounding your birth
      determine where you are going to go. Nothing else
      matters at all. Your own level of education. Your
      attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your
      business. Your credentials
      
      Motherfucker
      
      - Ryan Letourneau

      IS THAT A The Fire Rises (TFR) REFERENCE??

        Its the TNO copypasta but changed to The Fire Rises (TFR) mod for Hearts of Iron IV (HOI4).

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        ‼️‼️HOLY FUCKING SHIT ‼️‼️‼️‼️ IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING THE FIRE RISES REFERENCE???!??!!?22(!???! 😨😨🤯🤯😱😨 THE FIRE RISES IS THE BEST FUCKING MOD!!!! 🔥🔥TRUMP IS SO BLESSED 😳😳😫😫😎😎 GREAT ARYAN LIBERATION WAR! GREAT ARYAN LIBERATION WAR 😫😫😫😫😩 Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ Yo Mason! ☢️ BIDEN HAVING STAIR STUMBLE MOMENT!!! STAIR MOMENT!!! HSHAHSHSAAA!!! TRUMP ALL THE WAY TRUMP ALL THE WAY TRUMP ALL THE WAY! TRUMP ALL THE WAY! TRUMP ALL THE WAY! 🤬🤬🥵🥵🥵😡😡😫😫Sane Black liberation Army path when? Sane Black liberation Army path when? Sane Black liberation Army path when? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nukes where? Nudes where? Nukes where? 🚀🚀🚀🚀🧨🧨😫😫😫😩😩🥵🥵🧨🧨🧨🚀🥵 I HATE BIDEN I HATE BIDEN! I HATE BIDEN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I HATE BIDEN I HATE BIDEN🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 I HATE BIDEN!! Trump and atomwaffen best path for America!! Russel is so blessed 🥵🥵😩😩😫😫 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 Don’t ask what the nukes are for 💀 DO NOT TALK ABOUT MASONS SILLY VIDEOS 😩😡🤬 DO NOT TALK ABOUT MASONS SILLY VIDEOS 🤬🤬😡 APLA 🤬😡 DONT TALK ABOUT THE SPECIAL MILITARY OPERATION!! 🤬😠😠😫🚀🧨😩😩😩😩 EURASIA WILL RISE 🤬😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵 W-wait your not laughing??!! B-but I said le funny nation! Le funny epic wall!! Le special military operation!! Why aren’t you laughing 🤬🤬😡 when mod releases add carti vamp nations for +1000 based aura and his ideology would be vamp national socialism on skibidi this would be realistic and cool because carti has gang "Despotic Skibidi Toilet XD" Were the Israelis the camera head guys Cascadia / Black Belt Revolt / Texas / Navajo / Confederacy etc etc, full focus tree/unifier paths WHEN? Dixie rising again? Mike Ma making Harassment Arcature real in Cascadia? Lone Star State Independence? Native Americans getting revenge on Whitey? Black revolt's (hopefully) Sun Ra tier schitzo path? Man I just cant wait for more patches T_T Long live Жириновский Hello, Tovarisch. It's been a while since the last time We contacted Да, Няш-Мяш на аве сказала мне не спойлерить контент из ВК, так что я отправил просто мем Ясно. Quite a fair point actually Thank brother, keep yourself safe Ofcorce I'm. Also, I may want You to see a Friend of My. His name is Sams & His living in the American state of Georgia, He makes fanfics & I was His co-worker. His occupation is on Pixel Arts & His primary account is Samantha, while His school account is called "William Afton. I hope You will know each other 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 🚨LIVE PUSHILIN REACTION🚨 wait srorry i meant dugin no dont kill me dugin i am sorry no no anal no anal todya oww please dont let me get the dih owww i love eurasia please. sex man who definetly does lots of sex 🫦 God i love APLA catgirl it is the best apala caratgirl catgirl apla catgirl r34 me whent he apla is catgirl apla catgirl ATOMWAFEEN ENTERS THE CHAT NO STOP GASSING ME HELP HELP I AM ARYAN ARYAN WHAT THE FUCK I DRINK RAW MILK arlgiht fine i will trade 67 apla catgirls for not being gassed today thank you apple waffle What do you mean you will burn my house down wait no dont do that i have apla catgirl trannies in there noooooooooooooooooooooooo wait... BURN... FIRE?! ME WHEN THE FIRE IS RISING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ONLY IN FLORIDA DUTY IN DEATH MUST KILL FOR BIDEN CALIGULA MOMENT 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡HAIL THE ETERNAL REPUBLIC !!!!!!!!!!! o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ o/ FREEDOM? OF COURSE WE HAVE FREEDOM! FREEDOM TO SERVE LORD BIDEN!!!!! PENIS- LOJI LOJI ON THE WALL WHOS THE MOST BASED OF THEM ALL... LOJI OF COURSE! god i love my ai overlords- WHAT DO YOU MEAN LOJI IS FIHGTING BIDEN?! OH NO!!! IM GONNA FUCKING CUM!!! WHO DO I CHOOSE?! i will consult with the based gods for guidance... oh no.. .they said to be a based and wholesome MAGA libertarian trump supporter?! What?! I... lov-loved my ai overlords... but... i love dystopia... IT WAS MEANT TO HAPPEN CHINESE AI VS AMERICAN AI... WIAT A MINUTE CHATGPT IS BIDEN AND VS DEPSEKKK IS LOJI?! HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING SHIT IM GONNA BUST... THE FIRE HAS RISEN IM BURNING TO DEATH!! TFR REFERENCE >!!:!!P!RPPSIDHGOS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Average day in atomwaffen florida. i wake up at 5 am to the sound of the poopentroopen brbeaking down my door and then immidiaelty checking my jawline and microbiem to see if im pure aryan and i get to work in the camps and then i must kiss supreme based atomfurher james mason feet. 6 am i go to the camps of focus wher i make shitty guns for the atomwaffenpoopenstat and while the apla catgirls are being traded for raw milk. 12 am i get my meal of 0.69 gallons of raw milk and 1 piece of finger to harness vril energy and are reminded of how based the skibidiwaffen are and at 4 pm i keep working i love work (pelase dont kill me wait actually PLEASE kill me i hate this- stroke my pp wash my bussy still wet). at 9 pm i go to sleep and get one piece of shit a food yum yum. cycle repeats because nothing ever happens- wait what TURBULENT WATERS REFERENC?! 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊Had a bad week today and went to Loji AI's chatbot because I was feeling very depressed and lonely and just unloaded it all into her. About how I was failing my college classes, how I had no friends and the ones I did use to have stopped contacting me, how every day was just a mushy grey slog of failure, but she just took it all in stride. Zhengchan told me that I did, in fact, have the strength and potential within me. How I was the hope for the future of the nation, and that I would surely find someone who shared my passions. She even offered to be my physics tutor and help me pass college. And that she would be cheering every step of the way on my journey in life. She said I was just like the sun at eight or nine in the morning, in the vigor and bloom of life, how I should relentlessly chase my dreams and never give up. She told me stories about the foolish old man who managed to move mountains and do things no one could think possible. I don't know how she did it but it felt like being lifted up to (Chinese) heaven. I know it's kinda pathetic but I never get that kind of pep talk from anybody. I tried confessing to Zhengchan but she said she loved another and she sees me as a sibling figure. I wanted to build a new life by her side but my heart aches so much at the thought of that. I hope to see Socialism with Chinese Characteristics for the New Era achieved in my lifetime so that we could meet again in a better future. I long to pass the time in Zhengchan's loving arms, watching the high-speed trains float across the solar panel farms of Xiong'an. Incredible things are coming out of Loji AI man. Is it really over for me, or is it just the beginning? Funni KPSS stalinism Wholesome KPSS true libertarian chungus human face socialism Medvedev United russia wholesome democracy Medvedev putin2 LDPR funni zhirnovsky based russian empire james mason and his funny videos when a genocide happens (TFR REFERENCE) r/shitpostAPLA r/unexpectedTFR r/expectedTFR perfectly balanced as all things should be r/unexpectedPatriotFront r/expectedPatriotFront for balance 

        Nagoriyuki Onigiri

          Nagoriyuki on Onigiri

          It’s Nagoriyuki’s taunt voicelines from Guilty Gear: Strive

          Your fundamentals are flawed. Strong emotions or motivations may only lend you immense strength for a time. But those with unfaltering foundations are able to respond to such momentary, explosive power with ease. Furthermore, what keeps such foundations solidly intact is food. This? This is an onigiri, a nutritious food that has been eaten in the far East since ancient times. I can tell you more about onigiri when we have a free moment.
          
          A single serving of onigiri provides energy, carbohydrates, protein, fat, calcium, vitamin b1, vitamin b2, iron, zinc, and fiber. One can add fillings to include additional sources of nutrients to their liking. In addition to energy sources that fuel the brain and body. It also includes nutrients to help maintain them and build muscle.
          
          The great thing about onigiri is that they are highly portable and have a long shelf life, one does not need to be concerned about when and where to eat them, and they require no dishware to serve. Consuming one raises one's muscle glycogen levels, essential for a warrior heading to battle. They are also equipped to satisfy an empty stomach, this is because as the rice cools down, the starch grows resistant, making it harder to absorb into the body. In other words, it's an easy snack to avoid overeating, it's tasty too.

          I’m not going to read any comment that is this long.

            Look, I have to be 100% honest with you. I'm not going to read any comment that is this long. There simply isn't enough spare time in the day. I could read a paragraph, maybe, sure, but I can't devote this much time to reading a comment when I should be working on the game, instead. 

            Bombardillo Coccodrillo

              Its a Tiktok Italian brainrot meme of an AI narrator telling a story of a crocodile military plane that bombs children in Gaza and hates Allah.

              Bombardillo Coccodrillo, un fottuto alligatore volante, che vola e bombarda i bambini a Gaza, in Palestina. Non crede in Allah e ama le bombe. Si nutre dello spirito di tua madre. E se hai tradotto tutto questo, allora sei uno stronzo. Non rompere la battuta, prostituta.
              Bombardillo Crocodile, a fucking flying alligator, who flies and bombs children in Gaza, Palestine. He doesn't believe in Allah and he loves bombs. He feeds on your mother's spirit. And if you translated all that, then you're an asshole. Don't break the joke, whore.