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Original Gangsta

    Original Gangsta or My Mistake OG is a meme video of how gangsters speak in the UK
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    Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why y'all fellows conversing that you going around conversing that you have sexual relations with my father and the likes.

Are you by any chances the son of Rodington Jr casually known as Lil Rodney?

Indubitably, I am Lil Rodney's son.

Therefore, are you referring to Rodington? Whos buttocks are fascinatingly enormous?

Oi why are you disrespecting me bruv?

My mistake original gangster.

No, this cannot be forgiven. Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.

For what purpose?

And discard of your footwear as well.

For what purpose?

In fact, I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Lil Travis on your buffoon self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.

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    Original Gangster: Greetings bruv, allow me to communicate with you momentarily. Why are fellows conversing that you're going around conversing that you've had sexual relations with my father in the legs.

Buffoon self: Are you by any chance the son of Roddington junior, casually know as Little Rodney.

Original Gangster: Indubitably im Little Rodneys son.

Buffoon Self: Therefore are you referring to Roddington whos bollocks are fascinatingly enormous.

Original Gangster: Oi, why you disrespecting me bruv!

Buffoon Self: My mistake Original Gangster.

Original Gangster: No this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons.

Buffoon Self: For what purpose?! 

Original Gangster: And discard of your feather as well.

Buffoon Self: For What Purpose?!?!

Original Gangster: In fact I am equipped to summon the one casually known as Little Travis on your Buffoon Self. His slugs are sure to deal a heavy load of damage.
    ｆｏｒ ｗｈａｔ ｐｕｒｐｏｓｅ
    𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕠𝕤𝕖
    Empty the compartments of your pantaloons
    His slugs are sure to a deal a load heavy damage

    My boyfriend keeps making gaming references during sex

      My boyfriend keeps making gaming references during sex

NSFW* I (F22) am confused with how my boyfriend(M22) reacts when we have sex, when I get home from work he is usually on his computer and talking with his friends. I don’t mind that he usually plays video games with his friends because we both work and we both spend time together but the problems come in when we have sex. When I offered him sex he yelled “I agree!” Which I usually hear him say when he is saying yes to his friends over a call. Fast forward a bit and he yells at me to “attack the D point” and when he asks for head he points and says “Attention to the map” again, he says this while playing in his computer. When we finish he ends off by saying “Well done” or “Excellent” in an almost sarcastic like voice. It makes me uncomfortable but I don’t feel like getting mad over simple phrases and I don’t know how I should address this with him. Thoughts?

      WE LOVE WE LIVE WE LIE

        Blue Smurf Cat in a rainforest meme (We love we live we lie)
        WE LOVE WE LIVE WE LIE
        We live, we love, we lie.
        WE LIVE WE LOVE WE LIE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🍄🍄🍄🐱🐱🟦🟦🟦🟦
        We live 🔥 we love 🗣️ we lie 🥶
        Smurf Cat 🐱🟦
        WE LIVE
WE LOVE
WE LIE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️
        Monday left me smurfin‼️ tuesday i was through with smurfing ‼️ Wednesday my smurfs were left smurfin ‼️ what da hel-
        WE MAKING IT OUT OF SMURFS WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
        WE'RE GOING OUT THE SMURFS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥
        WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE RAINFOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️
        WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE FOREST WITH THIS ONE 🔥🗣️💯💯🗣️🔥🗣️🔥
        WE'RE GOING BACK TO OUR CHILDHOOD WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

        i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2

          i cant even look at heavy and medic normally anymore when playing tf2. everytime im in a casual server and see a heavymedic duo i think of heavy fucking the absolute shit out of medic, fuck it makes me hard too.. everytime i play as sniper i always scope and seek for heavies with their pocket medic and take my dripping hard cock out to jerk off. every night id have the wettest dreams about heavy fucking medic in various ways: bondage, captured, topping from the bottom, roleplay, any fucking scenario you could think of, ive seen heavy and medic do it all. id have to wake up to a puddle of cum on my bed. the classic medic x classic heavy pairing is just as hot too, i enjoy bratty bottoms with tops to put them in control. i follow every heavymedic artist on twitter whether it be nsfw or not, and ive jerked off to every art, sfm, and video containing heavy x medic. even the ones on youtube make me harder than fighting a pyro as a spy. ive commissioned at least 16 artists to draw me heavymedic pictures, and ive spent around $500 on that. i keep custom made heavy/medic figures in my room, so when im feeling frisky, id play with one of them, sometimes both, while i masturbate to make things more fun and interesting, on a03, all my bookmarks are filled with heavy and medic stories, ive skimmed and read through all 2000 something heavy/medic stories and enjoyed every single one of them, i even wrote a book report about a heavymedic story called "a clinical trial" by poisonsun on a03 for my english class. apperently, my dumbass teacher didnt like it and called my parents over to have a conference with them. if that happens, ill get my computer taken away, and id never get to see heavy and medic fuck again. please god, please dont take this away from me, heavy x medic is my life.

          I’m not attracted to my girlfriends body.

            I'm not attracted to my girlfriends body.

For context, I (15M) met my girlfriend (16F) a few months ago. She was attractive and I think we instantly clicked, our personalities went great with each other.

I saw her body yesterday for the first time and I didn't feel any attraction to it. I had to force myself to pretend to be amazed for her sake but I really wasn't at all.

Any advice for what I should do? She is so great but yesterday really threw me off.

Edit: She isn't even fat or anything, I just didn't feel anything when I saw her like that. I find her face extremely attractive

Also, I haven't watched porn for about a year. Don't think it has skewed my perception

Edit 2: it's not an online relationship. We originally met in person and I saw her last night in person

Edit 3: I feel that I can't just break up. It'd feel like something was missing, idk. I am very attracted to her personality, she's a great girl but I just wasn't physically attracted to what I saw yesterday and it felt unnatural trying to force myself to feel good about it

I honestly feel pretty depressed about the whole situation because I really dont want to hurt her feelings, she doesn't deserve any of this but at the same time I don't want to be keeping secrets from her

Edit 4: guys, I'm not gay

Edit 5: for some clarification, when I say seen her body for the first time, I mean naked. I've seen her before with clothes on but this is the first time I've seen her without them.

Edit 6: I'm going to sleep it's 1:24 in the morning, why tf did I stay up this long

Edit 7: wtf I just woke up and I got hundreds of replies

Edit 8: update: we just talked a bit and I still feel sexual attraction to her, so I'm really confused cause it's there but when I see her body it isn't. Haven't told her anything yet but I think she knows something is off.

Idk how she could not be my type cause she literally checks all the boxes I want

            Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to.

              Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to. 

Adding black people to that world kinda defeats the point. 
              Anime is supposed to be a perfect world to escape to, adding black people to that world kind of defeats the point.