Hey guys, did you know that in terms of Human and Pokémon friendship, Sylveon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they super cute, they’re also a very empathetic fairy type. Sylveon are an average of 3"03' tall and 51.8 pounds. this means they're optimal for giving a hug when you’re sad, and with their impressive Base stats for Special Defense and access to Psych Up you can be sure that it will be able to understand and help you through your stressful emotions. Due to their long ribbon-like feelers there's no doubt in my mind that any Sylveon hug would be a great source of comfort, and they emit a soothing aura to ensure your stress melts away. They can also learn the moves Disarming Voice and Growl, so it’ll easily know how to control its volume as to not alarm you. With their abilities Cute Charm and Pixilate they can easily bond with you and help make normal life feel vibrant. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you make Sylveon some of its favorite food, it will always make a point to share some with you! Sylveon is literally built to be a good friend. Ungodly Special Defense stat + natural empathy means it can withstand even the most difficult day, depression, anxiety, or whatever, they’re always ready to be there for you.
I've been playing Bloodborne for the last 3 weeks and have noticed significant changes in my personality. I recently went for a stroll around my college campus and encountered a flock of fraternity boys, and couldn't help thinking that I could completely rock their shit with my moonlight great-sword. Similarly, in class as my professor was handing me an assignment, I upped my pistol and shot him within the parry window, however, there was no time for a visceral, he just collapsed unfortunately. I am writing this reddit post from a state penitentiary, and all i have left to say is, these other inmates about to fear the old blood.
Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if i come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) haha
My GF screamed "NRG" instead of my name in bed.
So my girl is has been a big fan of NRG this year and has been talking about it nonstop for weeks. She’s been excited about them ever since they won LCS and mentions it anytime we’re together.
I’m totally cool with that and have supported her through it all. NA definitely needed a breakout performance after so many years of disappointment so I’m proud of them, but its an insane obsession now. She’s been to fan meetups about 6 times and says how much she loves everything about the team and I mean EVERYTHING.
Players, staff, draft, teamfighting, colors, merchandise, shape, smell?
She even told me I would look hotter if I dressed more like Contractz? What do you guys think that means??
She literally knows everything about the team and does NRG trivia with me when we’re bored or asks me to help her tweet at the team to tell them how much she “loves” their play.
Last night we were doing it in bed, and everything was going smoothly. While she talked me through it I thought I heard her mumbling but couldn’t really make out what she was saying. But at the end she screamed “NRG” and was talking to “her little Palafaker.” She said she wanted them to win quarterfinals so bad and would do anything for it. Instead of my name! She said NRG!
I asked her about it after and she told me it didn’t mean anything and just kept rambling about how much she really loves the team. It doesn’t even sound like she’s talking about a team anymore.
I know she’s stressed because of it, but I’m kind of hurt? Is this normal?
It’s pretty self evident once you think about it. They are merchants who love emeralds (their currency) and they have big noses. Golems are a part of jewish tradition; it is said that the most powerful rabbis were able to summon golems, so the fact that villagers can summon them too also adds to the theory. It is also worth mentioning how the player is incentivised to build camps where villagers are kept in horrible conditions, and those who can’t work are discarded.
