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PirateSoftware Navy Seals

    PirateSoftware copypasta

    Its the classic Navy Seals copypasta but changed to PirateSoftware, a streamer under criticism for his ego and refusing to take accountability.

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of nepotism at Blizzard Entertainment, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on botting, and I have over 2 million confirmed account bans. I am trained in penetration testing and I'm the top condescending explainer of simple concepts on all of twitch. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of blizzard employees across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my scripts. Not only am I extensively trained in never admitting I am wrong, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blizzard Entertainment and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the internet you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

    WHAT a performance from Karrigan

      Karrigan copypasta
      WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT status

      IS THAT A DANGANRONPA reference???

        Its the TNO copypasta but changed to Danganronpa.

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        Packgod vs Satanic Egirl

          Packgod vs Satanic girl

          Script for Packgod’s vs Satanic egirl video.

          OH MY GOD BITCH YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN DOMAIN EXPANSION THE DEVIL'S DOOTYHOLE LOOKING ASS THE FUCK BACK BITCH TELL ME WHY I CAUGHT YOU IN THE TIKTOK RIZZ PARTY throwing it back on TURKISH QUANDALE DLNGLE FOR 15 ROBUX WITH YOUR "OhoHOhoHOhoH" like bitch I'm about to circumcise you out of this fucking school like you're some foreskin if you got that beat with your God damn moreidly obese Harley Quinn body built like a bowling pin double cheeseburger butt chin bitch you went up to a naked rat right in the alley I'd start to singing “twin~ where have you been~” shut your ugly ass up bitch!!! yo nose look like a rhino saggy ballsack yo chin look like an inverted crustable I'm going to release my demons bitch you should be releasing this some calories on the treadmill shut your broke ass up bitch you took a dirty year mortgage on those headphones you're using right now the fuck are you saying like what are you doing with that water bottle with your goddamn the to pair to feel my wrath shut the fuck up you're about to make me laugh a fish tank from Petco where you take a bath you dirty butt crack hunchback Satan supporter everything psychopath oh wait hold up it's the soul of my dead Turtle Rufus get her on ass hey beth bethwhy didn’t you resurrect me why didn’t you save my life fuck you mean this shit is justice for rufus you brainless you Clueless devil dick riding doofus you wear zip lock bags on your feet to school cuz you're a shoeless like I'm like who who's this trying to test Kyle urgntrouse like you ain't know I fucking do this hold on I'm going to zoom called bombing got you hot like some buldak Ramen body built like a destiny 2 hobgobling bitch you made a tier list video of all yo mental problems looking ass outta my

          I can’t play Terminids because they make me hungry.

            Terminids from Helldivers 2 copypasta
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            I honestly have a hard time playing Terminids on Helldiver 2 because I get very distracted by the thought of eating one.

There are of course issues with some variety of Terminid. Anything with the word "bile" in it is likely inedible because it'd spoil instantly. So realistically, that leave you with Hive Guards, warriors and Scavengers.

The Southerner in me tells me you'd could just throw a scavenger whole on a boil and it'd turn out pretty good. I bet they'd turn red. With a bunch of spices, potatoes and the holy-trio you could make a absolutely mean pot. Same thing with a scavenger gumbo.

That or you could treat it like lobster. Same method, but as a solo dish with like a bread like scavenger-cakes. Plus, they wouldn't need butter because of the amount of oil so that'd very likely affect flavor.

The crunch if it's soft-shelled or if hardshell you'd have to eat it like a crab or shrimp. We know for a fact that they are closer anatomically to crustaceans, but they reproduce through spores. So, I'm willing to bet they'd have notes similar to mushrooms. I wonder if the spores are edible.

The thought just crossed my mind that their giant orange eggs are also likely tasty and maybe even some of their structures like the spore-emitters. The eggs are probably just giant caviar. As for the spore-towers, You can probably shave off some and use it like a seasoning. Though it could be wax like that of bees. Oh god, Bugs do have their own flowers that we see a bunch of. The sample flowers are exclusive to bugs so maybe they pollinate flowers for food. Terminid Honey? Then there's the exploding bug traps, maybe it could be like an herb. But, to get back to focus.

I'm salivating just thinking about it.

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