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Elon Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World’s population is 8 billion.

    Its from a tweet about Michael Bloomberg back in 2020 during his campaign run. In 2025, the copypasta was used on Elon Musk instead to jab at both his haters and his mismanagement of Twitter.

    Elon Musk spent $44 Billion on Twitter. The World's population is 8 billion. He could have given each person $5 billion and still have money leftover. I feel like a cheque for $5 billion would be life changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on Twitter

    Bloomberg

    Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. The US population is 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million and still have money left over. I feel like a $1 million check would be life-changing for most people. Yet he wasted it all on ads and STILL LOST.

    To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Severence

      Its the famous Rick and Morty copypasta but changed to Severance tv show on Apple TV+.

      To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Severence. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of neurosurgery most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rickken’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from The You You Are, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Severence truly ARE innies- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in Mark’s existential catchphrase ”Who are you?” which itself is a cryptic reference to The Death of Ivan Ilyich. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those fetid moppets scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Erickson’s genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I PITY them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Lumen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the outie’s eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

      you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vio2t. The inting is extremely subtle…

        To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Vio2t. The inting is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ult cycling most of the value will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Vio2t's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ults, to realise that they're not just big brain- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Viol2t truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the value in Viol2ts existential catchphrase "ITS AJAX TIME," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as AVRL's genius wit unfolds itself on their twitch screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

        I mean, little shit like this is why Fahzix got picked up, right? He never had insane mechanics, but every time I watch him stream…

          It started out as a copypasta for Fahzix (Overwatch pro player) from a 200IQ clip of him using D.va’s bomb to boop himself to high-ground.

          Fahzix

          I mean, little shit like this is why Fahzix got picked up, right? He never had insane mechanics, but every time I watch him stream he displays an incredible amount of not just gamesense but "game knowledge", if that makes sense. He knows every little trick/quirk about the characters he plays (and sometimes those he doesn't play, as evidenced by this clip), how and when these things can be used, and just a general intricacy in everything he does. Still remember getting my mind blown watching him use D.va bomb to get high ground as Zen in transcendence

          Viol2t

          I mean, little shit like this is why Viol2t got picked up, right? He never had insane mechanics, but every time I watch him stream he displays an incredible amount of not just gamesense but "game knowledge", if that makes sense. He knows every little trick/quirk about the characters he plays (and sometimes those he doesn't play, as evidenced by this clip), how and when these things can be used, and just a general intricacy in everything he does. Still remember getting my mind blown watching him use Sound Barrier to get to spawn as Lucio in a finals match

          Navy Seals pasta but in Welsh

            Its the Navy Seals copypasta but in Welsh. Welsh are an ethnic group and nation native to Wales.

            Be'r ffwc nes di ffycin deud amdanaf, y bitch bach? Wnai gad ti wybod gorffennais top o fy dosbarth yn yr morlai nevi, a dwi di bod yn rhan o nifer o raidiau gyfrinachol ar Al-Quaeda, hefo dros 300 o lladdoedd wedi ei cadarnhau. Dwi di cael fy hyfforddu mewn rhyfela gwylliaid ac fi yw'r sneipar gorau yn yr holl US lluoedd arfog. Rwyt ti'n dim byd i fi ond targed arall. Wnai mopio chi y ffyc allan hefo fanylrwydd mewn ffyrdd sydd heb wedi cael ei gweld ar y ddaear o'r blean, nodi fy ffycin geiriau. Ti'n meddwl gelli di cael i ffwrdd hefo dweud pethau cachu fel yna dros y we i fi? Meddyliwch eto, y ffycar. fel dani'n siarad dwi mewn cyswllt hefo fy rhwydwaith cyfrinachol o ysbiwyriau ar draws yr USA a mae eich ISP yn cael ei tracio rwan so dylech paratoi am y storm, cynrhon. Y storm neith croeso allan y peth pathetig ti'n galw dy bywyd. Ti'n ffycin ded, plentyn. dwi'n gallu bod yn unrhywle, ar unrhyw adeg, a dwi'n gallu lladd ti mewn dros saith cant o ffyrdd, a hwne hefo jyst fy llaw. Nid ydw wedi cael fy hyfforddi mewn ymladd unarmed yn unig, ond mae gennai mynediad i'r holl arsenal yr Marine Corps Unol Daleithiau a wnai defnyddio fo i'w raddau llawn i mopio eich pen ol annifyr i ffwrdd y gwyneb yr cyfandir, y cachwr bach. Os byse chi di gallu gwybod pa dial an-sanctaidd byse eich sylwad "chlyfar" yn mynd i ddod, wrach base chdi di dal eich ffycin dafod. Ond roeddech chi methu, a wnesd chi ddim, a rwan ti'n talu'r pris, y goc-oen. Wnai cachu gynddaredd drostoch a wnei di boddi ynddo. Ti'n ffycin ded, kiddo.

            Dont pull for Wriothesley

              Wriothesley copypasta

              Its the “Don’t buy the Renegade skin if you respect OG Fortnite players” copypasta but changed to Wriothesley from Genshin due to how long it took for his rerun to happen.

              Dont pull for Wriothesley

If you want to respect the OG players who had Wriothesley previously, dont pull for wriothesley. Having wriothesley is something that only og players should have, it is a sign that they didnt wait for the hydro archon and pulled instantly. Respect the OG