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Similar to the Hu Xi copypasta, its a troll on G2 Esports by romanization of the player and team names into Chinese. Snax, NiKo, huNter, m0NESY, malbsMd and G2 has been changed into their respective Chinese equivalent.
Ji Tu - Art of Choke
Starring Snak Su, Ni Koh, Han Ta, Mo Neh Xi, and Mal Sem Di.
Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into Robin from Honkai Star Rail.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Robin. I try to play Sparkle. My Robin buffs the team more. I try to play Ruan Mei. My Robin is still the BiS support. I want to play Feixiao. Her best team has Robin. I want to play Kafka, Aglaea. They both want Robin. She grabs me by the throat. I sing for her. I cook for her. I give her For Tomorrow’s Journey. She isn’t satisfied. I pull But the Battle isn’t Over. “I don’t need this much ER." she tells me. “Give me 100% ult uptime.” She grabs Sunday and forces him to recite Charmony Dove to enemies. “You just need to funnel me more. I can support your team more with Flowing Nightglow.” I can’t pull for Flowing Nightglow, I don’t have enough stellar jades. She grabs my credit card. It declines. “Guess this is the end.” She grabs her microphone. She says “Welcome to my world.” There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 100% action advance. What a cruel world. 
Created by u/lawful-chaos, Its a variation of the Xiangling copypasta but changed into the Skif pistol from Stalker 2.
I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Skif’s pistol. I try to play UDP. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AK-74M. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I try to play AR416. Skif’s pistol deals more damage. I want to play a double barrel. It’s best paired with Skif’s pistol. I want to play sawed-off, Viper-5. They both want Skif’s pistol.
It grabs me by the throat. I repair it. I buy ammo for it. I give it upgrades. It isn’t satisfied. I find an extended magazine for it. “I don’t need this much bullets in the mag” It tells me. “Give me more targets.” It grabs me and forces me to throw myself at chimeras. “You just need to use me more. I can deal more damage with AP ammo.”
I can’t repair my AK, I don’t have enough coupons. I grab my legendary artefact. It doesn’t sell for enough money. “Guess this is the end.” I grab Skif’s pistol. It says “lawful-chaos, get them.” There is no hint of sadness in my eyes. Nothing but pure violent 9mm bulletstorm. What a cruel world.ITS DECEMBER AND ❤️🎅🏽🤶🏼 JOLLY OLD ST. THICCOLAS 🍆🍆 IS CUMMING TO TOWN🎄🎅🏼 TO LOOSEN UP RUDOLPH'S 🦌🦌BUSSY for a gaping chimney landing 😻🐾 and get ready to SLAY 🎯🎉 this Cuntmas 🎄🎁 season! Santa's CUMMIES 💦🍭 are gonna flood 🔥🔥 the stockings 🎀🧦 like never before! Frosty’s ice cold LOAD ⛄️⛄️💦 is just what you need for a WHITE Christmas ❄️🌨️🌌! Santa's reindeer are ALL HORNY 🦌🔥👀 and ready to RIDE 🍆🍆all night long 🎶💃🍑 Pray to the virgin King Jesus and let him RISE tonight!! 💅🏼💦💦 Let's deck the halls 😜💦💦with the saviors BALLS 🎶🏠 Save some MISTLETOE kisses 😘💋 that lead to SLEIGHing this ASS 🍑💥! Make me leak egg nog all night long daddy 😈💦😛 So, grab the XXXMAS💦💦 tree 🍹🍸 and hold onto that THICK veiny branch ❄️💦 because it's a JOLLY time for some NAUGHTY HO's to squirt 💦💦 on Santa’s Sack! 🙊🎉🍌! Get ready to SCREAM 🐷💦 like the naughty Christmas sluts 😈🧝♂️ we are, because Santa's got the CHIMNEY lubed up and FULL of surprises 🎁🌟🍆!!! Shake your booties bitch, it's time to jingle those BELLS 🔔🍑 and sip some HOliday JIZZ 🥂💦 If you don't share this with 10 of your sleigh-mazing slutty friends 🛷👯♀️, you’ll get LEFT OUT🍆🍆 of my merry little orgy!! 🎊❌🎉 Remember, it's the season to GET NICE 🎅🍆 So, let’s unwrap those BIG packages 🎁👀 and see what Santa has been packing! 😏🍌✨ MERRY 💅🏼💦CLITMAS 🎊💦🎅🏼, let's make it one orgasmic reason for the season!!! 😘💋🔥 SAY🗣GOODBYE 👋🏻TO 🦃HOEVEMBER🦃 CUS ITS OFFICIALLY 🍆DICKCEMBER🍆‼️ITS THE MOST 💦CUMDERFUL💦 TIME🕐 OF THE YEAR📅 AND SPANKA🍑 CLAUS 🎅🏻 IS CUMMING💦 TO TOWN👀🙌🏻I HOPE YOUVE 👉🏻BEEN A GOOD😏👍🏻GIRL👯♀️FOR 😩DADDY😩 SANTA🎅🏻🎅🏻 SO HE’LL FILL YOUR STOCKING🧦🎁 UP WITH HIS 😳CREAMY🤤EGGNOG🥛BUT WAIT🙀‼️‼️ LOOKS😤👀 LIKE YOURE ON👇🏻 THE 😈NAUGHTY😈 LIST📄‼️ ALL YOURE GETTING FROM 🎅🏻SAINT🎅🏻DICKOLAS🍆 THIS ❌XXX-MAS❌😩 IS SOME BIG 🖤BLACK🖤ROCKS😡😡 DADDY👨🏻 MIGHT HAVE A SPECIAL🤫😉PRESENT🎁 WAITING FOR YOU😌UNDER👇🏻👇🏻 THE 🍑CHRISTMASS🍑 TREE🎄IF YOU LICK👅 HIS CANDY🍭CANE😉 JUST RIGHT👌🏻💯 SEND THIS TO 2️⃣5️⃣ OF THE SLUTTIEST😼🙌🏻 HOE HOE 👯♀️ YOU KNOW OR 😱YOU 👉🏻WILL GET NO❌🚫💦CUMMIES💦 UNTIL NEXT YEAR📅‼️ 🎅 H⭕️E H⭕️E H⭕️E 🎅 TIS THE SEASONS ❄️☃️ FOR ALL THE GOOD 😇 LITTLE SLUTS 😈💦 TO GET THEIR 🍆👅💦 PERVERTED 🍑🍆💦 HOLIDAY 🎁 🎁 PRESENTS 🎁🎁 THIS YEAR 🗓 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣2️⃣ OF YOUR MOST 🤶 HOE-LLY 🤶 JOLLY WHORES 😜🍆 GET 0️⃣ BACK AND THE ONLY THING IN YOUR 🧦 STOCKING 🧦 IS A 🔒😭🔒 CHASTITY CAGE 🔒😭🔒 GET 6️⃣ BACK AND YOU'LL HAVE A MURRY 😻 COCKMAS 👅💦 GIVING HOE-LIDAY 💃 HEAD 👅🍆💦 TO YOUR FURRY 💄🦊🐺 REINDEER 🦌🦌🦌 DADDY 😋🍆💦 GET ALL 1️⃣2️⃣ BACK AND 🎅 DADDY CHRISTMAS 🎅 WILL PERSONALLY DELIVER 👉👌 YOU THE CONTENTS 💦💦 OF HIS 🍒 LARGE SACK 🍒 DIRECTLY FROM HIS ❗️🍆❗️ NORTH POLE ❗️🍆❗️ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣤⣄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⡀⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣀⣤⣶⣾⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⡶⣶⡿⠛⠛⠉⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠘⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣤⣾⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⢀⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⡿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣷⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣌⣿⣿⣿⣦⡄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠻⣿⣿⣦⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠻⣿⢿⢖⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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