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I will literally never support Mori, Kronii, Baelz or Ame in any way shape or form ever.

    I will literally never support Mori, Kronii, Baelz or Ame in any way shape or form ever. I will always think of them as lesser, I will always hate them, and I will always avoid content that includes them in any way shape or form. The reason is simple. They are anathema to HoloLive and the values of cute girls doing cute things. They have shown through their words and actions that they are not the right fit for HoloLive and that they don’t belong there. Moreover they have shown that instead of trying to fit in, they would rather take radical measures to try and change HoloLive. HoloLive should not have to suffer people who are just there to cynically funnel attention to their roommates, lazy ironic weebs or spiteful bitches.

>Y-you should forgive her! 
No.

>S-shes changed, she’s better now 
No she hasn’t and even if she has, I don’t care, she will never be forgiven for her past sins.

>Y-your information is months/years out of date 
Possibly, because that’s when I stopped watching them. As I said, I’m not going to forgive them.

>Don’t you believe in second chances? 
All these girls had multiple chances and at every opportunity, they fucked it up. They showed they would rather “own the haters” or rather get up on a soapbox and dispense their stupid uninformed opinions to the legions of people who support them. What a lot of people fail to recognize is that HoloLive IS a second chance. These girls failed at being fucking waitresses. They couldn’t even do a basic service job. Just by being in HoloLive, they are being given a wonderful opportunity to make the kind of money 99% of the world will never see and they should be grateful because none of them could hack it in the real world. But instead of being grateful, they got full of themselves, and decided to try the “my way or the highway” approach.

>Y-youre just a schizo anti! 
ACTUALLY I’m being hyper rational. I gave all these girls chances and they all chose to make bad decisions. I do not harass them on twitter, I don’t stalk them, I don’t even leave negative comments on their videos. I just simply do not watch them, I do not buy their merch, and I tell everyone on this discussion forum that I do not like them and that others should not watch them either. I inform people who are new, who may not know why they are hated, of the things these girls did in the past and why people have a sour view of them now. Obviously I cannot make other people stop supporting them, everyone is free to do what they want. But I will warn others of the type of shit they’ve pulled in the past and consequently the type of person they’ve shown themselves to be.

TL;DR These girls are not worth your time or money. There are plenty of other girls who are.

    Why does the WRX exist??

      I have a genuine question. Why does the WRX exist?? It ain't quick, lacks power, has poor fuel economy, has no LSD, and has questionable reliability. There should only be WRX STI. Most people would take an STI. In the Subaru lineup, it's THE car you want. A performance sedan should give you performance. A WRX is like Capri pants. It ain't pants or shorts. An STI is like a nice racing suit. I get you can't have everything but at least give the power. I never understood the point of making a performance sedan and then making a high-performance version of the performance sedan. Give us the real deal bro. You don't see Toyota making a less powerful GR Corolla.

      That’s it? That’s the copypasta? That was just PORN.

        That's it? That's the copypasta? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a copypasta. What the fuck is here to copy paste huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be copypasting about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this text, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.

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        That's it? That's the MEME? That was just PORN. I swear to fucking god I will fucking FUCK you, you fucking stupid piece of fucking shit, you think you’re so slick trying to slip in your fucking erotica on over here? Well you know what else is fucking slick? I bet your fucking boypussy is slick, all moist after you’ve gooned yourself to your masturbatory, sorry, wad of shit fuck text that you try to pass off as a MEME. What the fuck is here to MEMED huh? What fucking dumbfuck fuck scenario am I to be in to be MEMEING about just straight up fucking sex. Has AskReddit fucking rot your mind so much that the only fucking interesting thing your dehydrated testicle of a brain could come up with is just porn??? What am I suppose to do with this MEME, there wasnt even anything funny or absurd about it. You just talked about sex, thats it, it’s just fucking sex, it’s just fucking fuck fucking fuck you. HAHAHAHAHA tits HAHAHAHAHA dick HAHAHAHAHA damn, that was so entertaining guys, Im so entertained, god im so entertained right now, im so entertained I might start crying. Hahaha, wouldnt it be funny if I started crying guys? Guys I think that would be real funny, just collapse on the floor and turn into a slobbering mess, just cry it all out, wouldnt that be funny? God I think that would be funny. Yeah that would actually be really funny. You know what, you gave me a real good laugh OP, youre not as bad as I thought. As a thank you for that hearty chuckle, you can impregnate my sister.

        Drake Leak Analysis

          Drake fake leak dick pic
          yo so drake got the 15 pro or the pro max, so thats either 5.77 inches or 6.30 inches. if you assume that hes holding it from the 1/3rd point of his piece, then he's hitting !bbc range, but if its a 15 pro not max, then he's hitting BBCJR range. Anyone know what phone it is?

          Vietnamese New Year

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            💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 😩🙌🏻💯

              Year of Dragon

              GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DRAGON 🐉 🐉 🐉 💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼ Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for a 龙 night with some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗 and text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 and play with the BIG BAD DRAGON 😳😳😳 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
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              Year of Rabbit

              GONG XI FUCK CAI 😩‼ IT'S THE YEAR OF THE RABBIT 🐰🐰🐰💦💦💦💦. You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗💰🈵‼Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼

              Year of Tiger

              🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠  Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥💀
              💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFUCKERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯 and you know what that means you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat DICK 🍆like a TIGER🐯😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼ If you get 0⃣-3⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4⃣-7⃣ of these back your 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨♨🈵🈵‼
              🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE THIRSTY 😩 WATER 💧🌊 TIGER 🐅 RAWRR 🐾💥 You know 👀 what this means you sexy 🌬️qipao SLUTS 🥼👘 Time to get steamy ♨️and unleash your WILD 🌋side, wear your hottest 🔥 NEW YEAR CLOTHES 👗👠🧥 but be a GOOD KITTY 😻🐯 and show KKM 👮🧔 your MYSEJAHTERA 📱✅ to get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 before you get CUCUK 🍆💦👉👌 by something else 😏 Report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SOP violations☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ or else DA GE 🧑will come to your house 🏡 and BEAT ❕😫💥 your BIG MEATY BAKKWA 🥩🥓 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠  Whip out your HENGDAI GANG 🤼👥 (but not your xiaodidi 🤏🍤) and YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼‍♀️👱👩🏻‍🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 friends or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥💀
              🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO TIGER 🐅 🐅 🐅🐅🐅 💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐂 😝 cos its time for the year of the TIGER 🐅 Fire up your 🐯 🐯 🐯 filters 😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year

Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂️, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 88 of your 🔥SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1-4 back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2 hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG. Get 5-8 back and you might have your PINEAPPLE TARTS slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0 and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♂️ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 18cm on 初四‼️‼️
              GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 T I G E R 🐅 You know what that means you qipao SLUTS 👘👀 Its time to show AHGONG👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊🍊😜😜😜 And get some THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️Get your love letters 💕💕 ready for some of your 大哥's BIG 肉干 🍖🥓🥓🍗🍗nd text your closest COCKcubines 📱📱💃💃 to come visiting 🏡💦🏡💦🏡💦 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS SLUTS 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼️‼️‼️ If you get 0️⃣-3️⃣ of these back, you won't get to enjoy any of that 大肉干 If you get 4️⃣-7️⃣ of these back ur 年年有 👉👌🍆🍆💦😩💦😩 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️
              🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫

🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤

Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊
              👯‍♀️ hey whores 👯‍♀️ HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR 🐯🧧 BuST out your tigHtest qipao 👘 and even tiGHter PuSSY 🐈😩 Wishing you all the SUCCsex 👉🏻👌🏻, good 👅 DICK, and prosperTITTY 😳😳 this year 🎉👏🏼 Send ✉️this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 👅F😳R😩E🤪A🤫K🥵I💦E😍S👄T😮‍💨 frieNDS or you will get no 🚫🚫 diCK 🚫🚫 If you get 5️⃣ back, U will get shitty 💰 hong 🅱️aos 🧧 and teeny shrimp pee pees 🦐🍤 ALL YEAR LONG 🤮 Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and U will get your back 🅱️LOWN out 💥💥❗️like a dirty SLUT 😩 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓 cus its time for the year 🐯 PUSSSYYYYY 🐯
              GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT'S THE YEAR OF THE 🐅 TIGER 🐅 You know what this means you qipao SLUTS 🥼 👘 👀 It's time to show SDA 🧏 👴 your TRACE FOREVER 📱✅ and get some VACCINE!! 👨‍⚕️ 👩‍⚕️ 🧑‍⚕️ Get your arm 💪 💪 ready for some of big pharma BOOSTER JAB 💉💦 and report your 🏠 neighbours 👵 👴 for SDA violations!!☎️👮‍♀️ ❗❗ Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣ of your relatives or you will get the NEW COVID!! 😷🏥 💀
              Squeeze out your RIPE CHEST 🍊🍊oRAnGeS 🍊🍊in your 👗TIGHTEST QIPAO 👚cause 大哥 has some bIG 肉干 🥓🍖🍗🍖for you to 😮😜SWALLOW😜😮

For my xdds🙋🏻‍♂, 阿姨 has some 🈵DEEEP HONGBAOS🈵 to slide your hand 👉🏻👌🏻into that will make you even 💯💦LUCKIER💦💯 than your👙RED UNDERWEAR 👙

Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your 🔥🧔🏻🧑🏻SEXIEST relatives 👶🏻👵🏻🔥and you might just be called 💋🤴🏻📣HUANG SHANG‼️📣🤴🏻💋allllllll night🌚🌚

If you get 1⃣-4⃣ back, youre doomed to shitty 💲2⃣hongbaos and ah gongs 👴🏼DRY😖🍆 love letters🍆💕 ALL YEAR LONG🤮. Get 5⃣-8⃣ back and you might have your 🥧PINEAPPLE TARTS 🥧slurped up 😛🤤💦and your 🤤👀LUCKY LOVER 👀💏will be a 🔥💥🔥FIRECRACKER 🔥💥🔥in bed. Get 0⃣ and you forfeit all your 🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂👲🏻chinese ANCESTRY👲🏻🙅🏻‍♀🙅🏻‍♂ and your little 🍤hae bee hiam roll 🍤will 👉🏻SHRINK👈🏻 1⃣8⃣cm on 初四‼️‼️🔥🔥💯 DONG DONG DONG QIANG my XIAO GOUs 🐯💯🔥🔥 Put away your 🐓COCKS 🐓😝 cos its time for the year 🐕BITCHESSS 🐕 Fire up your Dog filters 🐩😂 and pull your qipao slits high up your thigh 💃🏻💃🏻👅👅 cause 🤑 CAI SHEN YE 🤑 is coming to bless you with 💲💲😝🙈💦💦GOLDEN SHOWERS 👅👅😍😝 this year
              🇨🇳🥠🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI 💥 😩🙌🏻💯🈲🐯 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE TIGER 🐯❕❕🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊

And 👉🏻you👉🏻 know what that means... you qipao SLUTS 😋👩👀, It’s time ⏰ to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THiCCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 😝🧐😫 🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on BAKKWA juices 🥤🐯💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 😛😛

📲Forward 📲this on to 8️⃣ lucky 🎰 vaCHINA-licking 🇨🇳 🍆👅💦WHORES 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️ who always hungry 😋 for more 🍑ASS🍑just 3️⃣0️⃣ minutes ⏰ after they ATE 🍑🍩👅🤤 Get ❌0️⃣❌ back and 👲🏻General Tso’s 🥡🌶 will be the only 🥩🍆MEAT 🥩🍆 you get this year‼️ Get 🔄 less 📉⬇️ than 8️⃣ and you may 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️find 🔍 some 🌱🌹🚬OpiYUMMY 🚬🤤😋 DICK 🍆🌭 to SLOBBER 👅💦 on today‼️ 🐲🙇🏻‍♀️🙌🏻🥖💦

Get 8️⃣ or more 💯 back 🔄 and 💦CUMfucious💦 🧓🏻🐉say you’ll ⏰ spend ⏰the 🎎🎊new year 🏮 HENTAI-ed 🦑👧🏻🔗to your 🛏 bed getting your ENVELOPE✉️📮pussy 🥠🐱🐟STUFFED ➡️⭕️😫 til it’s RED 🏮📮💉👺😳🔴 🐯🐯🐯

🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊 👧🏻👩🏻🙋🏻‍♀️Let’s give the year of the 🐂 c-OX RING ⭕️ 🍌💍 🐂 a ✋🏻HAND✋🏻-felt 👋🏻goodbye 👋🏻🍆💦😏 and get our HANDS✋🏻👋🏻 on more 🐉 of that 🏯⛩dyNASTY 🎎 D 🍆🍌this 👉🏻 year‼️ 😫😘🍌💦 🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊🇨🇳🥠⛩🏮🎊