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eu finjo que não percebo mas tudo está sendo observado

    eu finjo que não percebo, mas tudo está sendo observado, o esperto se faz de bobo para vêr até onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atento a cada detalhe, absorvendo informaçoes e compreendendo motivaçoes. Aprendi que nem sempre é prudente revelar todas as cartas que tenho na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder e a paciencia é uma virtude.
    eu finjo que não percebo Mas tudo está sendo observado, o esperto se faz de bobo pra ver ate onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto, por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atento a cada detalhe, absorvendo informações e compreendendo motivações, aprendi que nem sempre a prudente revelar todas as cartas que tem na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder, e a paciência, é uma virtude, as vezes, é mais facil agir com descrição, permitindo que outros revelem suas intenções sem interferencia, afinal, a melhor defesa é a percepção aguçada, capaz de desvendar as tramas sutis que permeiam as interações humanas, Enquanto alguns tentam me iludir com suas artimanhas, observo, observo calmamente ciente de que minha aparente ingenuidade, é apenas uma estratégia para extrair informações, e desvendar as camadas Ocultas das personalidades alheias não se trata de malicia, mas sim de autopreservação, de proteger meus valores e princípios, enquanto navego por um mar De relações Complexas e desafios diários.
    Eu finjo que não percebo, mas tudo está sendo observado. O esperto se faz de bobo pra ver até onde o burro se faz de inteligente, nesse jogo sutil cada movimento é estratégico, e cada palavra tem um significado oculto. por trás do meu sorriso sereno estou atendo a cada detalhe, absorvendo informações e compreendendo motivações. aprendi q nem sempre é prudente revelar todas as cartas q tenho na manga, pois o conhecimento é poder, e a paciência é uma virtude. as vezes é mais sábio agir com descrição, permitindo que outros revelem suas intenções sem interferência, afinal a melhor defesa é a percepção aguçada, capaz de desvendar as tramas sutis que permeiam as interações humanas. enquanto alguns tentam me iludir com suas artimanhas, observo calmamente, ciente de que minha aparente ingenuidade é apenas uma estratégia para extrair informações e desvendar as camadas ocultas das personalidades alheias. não se

    English version

    I pretend I don't understand But everything is being observed, the smart one plays dumb to see how far the stupid one pretends to be intelligent, in this subtle game every movement is strategic, and every word has a hidden meaning, behind my serene smile I am attentive to every detail, absorbing information and understanding motivations, I learned that it is not always prudent to reveal all the cards up your sleeve, as knowledge is power, and patience is a virtue, sometimes it is easier to act with discretion , allowing others to reveal their intentions without interference, after all, the best defense is keen perception, capable of unraveling the subtle plots that permeate human interactions, While some try to deceive me with their tricks, I observe, I observe calmly aware that my apparent naivety is just a strategy to extract information, and unveiling the hidden layers of other people's personalities is not about malice, but about self-preservation, about protecting my values ​​and principles, while navigating through a sea of ​​complex relationships and daily challenges.

    Hello pervert, I’ve sent this message from your Microsoft account.

      Its a scam email sent to a leaked list of Outlook email addresses. It usually comes with a spoofed senders address that looks like the victims.

      Hello pervert, I've sent this message from your Microsoft account.
      
      I want to inform you about a very bad situation for you. However, you can benefit from it, if you will act wisеly.
      
      Have you heard of Pegasus? This is a spyware program that installs on computers and smartphones and allows hackers to monitor the activity of device owners. It provides access to your webcam, messengers, emails, call records, etc. It works well on Android, iOS, macOS and Windows. I guess, you already figured out where I’m getting at.
      
      It’s been a few months since I installed it on all your dеviсеs because you were not quite choosy about what links to click on the intеrnеt. During this period, I’ve learned about all aspects of your private life, but оnе is of special significance to me.
      
      I’ve recorded many videos of you jerking off to highly controversial роrn videos. Given that the “questionable” genre is almost always the same, I can conclude that you have sick реrvеrsiоn.
      
      I doubt you’d want your friends, family and co-workers to know about it. However, I can do it in a few clicks.
      
      Every number in your contact Iist will suddenly receive these vidеоs – on WhatsApp, on Telegram, on Instagram, on Facebook, on email – everywhere. It is going to be a tsunami that will sweep away everything in its path, and first of all, your fоrmеr life.
      
      Don’t think of yourself as an innocent victim. No one knows where your реrvеrsiоn might lead in the future, so consider this a kind of deserved рunishmеnt to stop you.
      
      I’m some kind of God who sees everything. However, don’t panic. As we know, God is merciful and forgiving, and so do I. But my mеrсy is not free.
      
      Transfer 1300$ to my Litecoin (LTC) wallet: ltc1q33fzzdn0jf90kjf9j6s5q4hgd38h8f72wsvk5n
      
      Once I receive confirmation of the transaction, I will реrmanently delete all videos compromising you, uninstаll Pegasus from all of your devices, and disappear from your life. You can be sure – my benefit is only money. Otherwise, I wouldn’t be writing to you, but destroy your life without a word in a second.
      
      I’ll be notified when you open my email, and from that moment you have exactly 48 hours to send the money. If cryptocurrencies are unchartered waters for you, don’t worry, it’s very simple. Just google “crypto exchange” or "buy Litecoin" and then it will be no harder than buying some useless stuff on Amazon.
      
      I strongly warn you against the following:
      
          Do not reply to this email. I've sent it from your Microsoft account.
      
          Do not contact the police. I have access to all your dеviсеs, and as soon as I find out you ran to the cops, videos will be published.
      
          Don’t try to reset or destroy your dеviсеs. As I mentioned above: I’m monitoring all your activity, so you either agree to my terms or the vidеоs are рublished.
      
      Also, don’t forget that cryptocurrencies are anonymous, so it’s impossible to identify me using the provided аddrеss.
      
      Good luck, my perverted friend. I hope this is the last time we hear from each other. And some friendly advice: from now on, don’t be so careless about your online security.

      FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him.

        Cr7 Cristiano Ronaldo copypasta
        FIFA against him.
        UEFA against him.
        Teammates Against him.
        Goalkeeper Against him.
        Saudi football authority Against him.
        Perez Against him.
        Coaches Against him.
        Analysts Against him.
        Pitch against him.
        Opponent team Against him.
        Referee always Against him.
        World cup knockout stage Against him.
        Man of the tournament against him.
        WWE against him.
        Apple against him.
        Google against him.
        Microsoft against him.
        Entire world against him.
        Solar system against him.
        Galaxy against him.
        Press against him.
        No offside goals.
        No rigged awards.
        Never disrespect anyone.
        Never cry in interview.
        Never cry in Instagram.
        Never cry in the field.
        Never received red card.
        Pure Talent and Hardwork.
        Children want to be like him.
        Cricketers want to be like him.
        P0tat0es wants to be like him.
        Hipp0p0tamus wants to be like him.
        Aliens want to be like him.
        Basketball players want to be like him.
        Players from every other planet want to be like him.
        
        This is Cristiano Ronaldo
        FIFA against him. UEFA against him. Teammates Against him. Goalkeeper Against him. Saudi football Authority Against him. Pitch against him. Opponent Against him. Referee always Against him. Las Vegas girl Against him. Why does it happen to nicest man alive? 🥺 Always against my 🐪 Cristiano Ronaldo. 

        Fauna on tea

          From Fauna’s argument on why tea is better than coffee in HOLOEN CIVIL WAR: COFFEE VS TEA (The Great Debate) stream.

          Thank you for having me as a witness today, your honours. And my esteemed green colleague and also my blue colleague, thank you. I have prepared a short speech for you today.
          
          Though tea is superior to coffee for myriad reasons, I will focus my testimony on one aspect only - the amino acid L-theanine (L-THE).
          
          While both coffee and tea contain caffeine, L-THE is found naturally in green tea and contrarily is absent from coffee. We therefore may use the elusive amino acids’ presence or lack thereof as a point of comparison between our competing beverages.
          
          Caffeine on its own is perhaps most notably associated with its neurostimulating effects, increased alertness and cognitive performance, at the expense of elevated heart rate and blood pressure. You may be content to accept these side effects as a coffee drinker… However, there is another path offered by our favoured beverage of tea.
          
          L-THE, once again found naturally in tea, antagonises caffeine in such a way to reduce the negative effects while boosting the positive! L-THE regulates the central nervous system, increasing the release of dopamine, inhibiting glutamate uptake, decreasing norepinephrine and increasing serotonin. That’s right - L-THE antagonises caffeine, lowering blood pressure, while coffee continues to elevate and elevate again.
          
          Further, L-THE increases alpha (α) brain wave activity associated with creativity, improved learning and decreased anxiety.
          
          Tea bests coffee in a matter of variety, taste and health, but you need look no further than L-theanine to prove tea’s dominion over coffee.
          
          I rest my case. Thank you.

          I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes.

            Grace is a playable character from the game Zenless Zone Zero (ZZZ) by Hoyoverse.

            I never wished I was an inanimate object more than when I saw Grace’s shoes. I mean, just imagine that feeling. Your mouth (does the foot entrance of a shoe count as a mouth? Doesn’t matter) completely shaped, molded by Grace’s feet. Your whole existence is to protect the feet of this goddess. All you can breathe is her feet as she as no idea of your sentience. Working in machinery, she typically spends the whole day on her back, underneath her creations. As such, you aren’t getting stepped on as much as you want. The part that makes this seemingly worthless existence all the worth. Grace’s job regularly requires her to do prolonged periods of physical labour, and that causes her to sweat buckets. So not only are you breathing in her feet all the time, but now her sweat. The Devine smell encases your existence for hours on end, for days on end. This smell becomes your toxin, addiction, as her smell is the only thing that motivates you to move on.
            
            One day, Grace was required to work for 14 hours straight. And you as her trusty, unknown companion, stayed by her side in much more happiness than her. Although she loves her job the tiredness catches up. Her movements become less precise, more sluggish. Koleda takes notice of this and approaches Grace. She expresses her concerns, telling Grace she’s overworking and may get hurt because of it. Ultimately, she demands Grace to return home and get rest. She reluctantly agrees. When she returns home the first thing she does is kick off her shoes and begins to walk towards her couch.
            
            “Wait! Don’t go!” You scream out. Grace turns to look at her shoe that called her name. She stares in disbelief, assuming her drowsiness has caught up to her. You continue to talk to her, not willing to be separated for even a mere minute. “Please, wear me as you sleep. I cannot live without being in you.” Although your words seem somewhat disgusting, they are equally part desperate. Desperate to not be separated from the toxin that allows your existence.
            
            Grace doesn’t respond, likely do to her brain preparing to sleep and turning off all unnecessary functions. She walks over slowly, her legs ready to give weigh. She positions herself above you, slowly slipping her foot into you. You attempt to thank her for her merciful acts as a goddess, but your mouth being full of foot makes it sound more like “fufth fhewgu” as opposed to a proper thanks. She walks over and collapses on her couch, instantaneous falling under the veils of her blanket’s she had waiting for her. As you breathe in her smell, all your things wash away like a beach during high tide. All you can focus on is her.

            Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage

              Parody of Showmaker’s K’sante copypasta from LoL but changed to Neuvilette from Genshin due to how absurdly strong he is.

              As of July 2024, the copypasta has been updated to include the 1,600 primos given to players as an apology for Neuvilette’s nerf that was reverted.

              🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 on-field carry 👤40,000 HP 💪 250% Crit Damage 🤷‍♂️ Extra 36% CR from Marechaussee 💦 Unstoppable 🚫 Penetrates shields 🛡 Can self heal 🧱 Insane AOE 🐯 Braindead single target ☝spin to win 🕐 can solo abyss 🧙‍♂️ versatile teams and F2P friendly 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo tried to nerf him gives everyone 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑 
              Neuvilette 🐉💦 14,600 Base HP ❤️️ 576 Base DEF 🛡 15% CA damage and 36 Free Crit Rate from Marechusse Hunter 🏹 38.4 Crit Damage from Ascension⬆️ 30% Free Hydro Damage from Talent 2 🤹‍♂️ Self-healing 🏥 CA hits multiple targets 👥 Interruption resist on CA 🚫Can freely aim CA 🎯 No ER requirements 🔋 No setup needed ❌ Skill cooldown only 12s ⏱ 

              French version

              🐲 Neuvillette 🥶 carry sur le terrain 👤40 000 HP 💪 250% de dégâts critiques 🤷‍♂️ 36% CR supplémentaire de Maréchaussée 💦 Imparable 🚫 Pénètre les boucliers 🛡 Peut s'auto-guérir 🧱 AOE insensée 🐯 Cible unique Braindead ☝spin pour gagner 🕐 peut abyssal en solo 🧙‍♂️ équipes polyvalentes et amicales F2P 👺… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️ Hoyo a essayé de le nerfer donne à tout le monde 1600 primos 🤑🤑🤑