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    Dr Disrespect banned tweets

      Slasher tweets on DrDisrespect ban

      These copypasta of Dr Disrespect originated from Slasher, someone well known for having insider information of the streamer sphere. His tweets of Dr Disrespect’s ban have become a meme because he never actually reveal any information after teasing many about it.

      People have accused him of desperately trying to stay relevant and his tweets have become a copypasta tradition whenever there’s talks about Dr Disrespect’s ban.

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      byu/Fudgiedillol from discussion
      inLivestreamFail
      Doc is indeed done, and not just on Twitch. I know why and cannot say. But this is serious
      look: for several hours now I have been told from credible sources the reason DrDisrespect has been banned. however due to the importance and sensitivity around the subject I have refrained from going on it. i don't feel comfortable with it currently 
      for several hours now I have been told from credible sources the reason DrDisrespect has been banned. however due to the importance and sensitivity around the subject I have refrained from going on it. i don't feel comfortable with it currently

      I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan.

        I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then fucking them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to fuck all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding. 

        Dragons using their sperm as method of defense

          Ok, hear me out: Even though interspecies breeding is unrealistic, a lot of times in nature when the sperm of one species enters in contact with the egg of another one, both are destroyed in the incompatibility. And since those eggs are the possible future child of that species, they wouldn't want to lose them.
          
          So, my idea is, having dragons use their own semen as a method of defense, if anyone reaches nearby them to attack, they immediately cum a giant load into them, which not only the target would want to avoid to not get it's eggs destroyed, but could potentially also slow them by it's thick consistency.
          
          "But what about males? This method would only protect against half of the possible attackers!" You ask. Well, the thing is that, just like humans, sperm isn't liberated alone, semen is also expelled to help them reach its target, but dragon's semen would also contain an incredibly potent aphrodisiac, and any male who enters in contact with it, would want to relieve themselves, not only losing their own sperm, but also, losing a good amount of time masturbating.
          
          "But how will the dragons expell so much cum?" This is the best part, because, these dragons would have six big dicks (because bestagons) that can produce immense amounts of cum, and they would be able to slightly move them for aiming, being able to protect themselves from all sides at once.
          
          Finally, humans could also potentially try to domesticate them for their potent aphrodisiac, being able to be used both in their skin, but also by drinking.

          That sandwich is named THE BALLER.

            I live in the newton corner/nonantum area. Payton lives in my neighborhood. There’s this breakfast sandwich joint called flour house bakery that’s also a Mike and pattys location. The actual ownership/identification is confusing and doesn’t matter, it’s on Adams st. The dude at the counter had told me that Payton comes in and gets the sandwich a certain way. He adds a hash brown patty and house spicy mayo. That sandwich is named THE BALLER. I get it at least once a week and think about PP each time. 

            Fortnite Save the World ruined my life

              I bought STW around early 2018, at the time I was still a young teen and didn't understand it so I just didn't touch it again until about a year ago. A friend of mine decided to buy it and asked if I wanted to play with them. I agreed and quickly got very into the game. I played it for hours everyday until I eventually made it to twine and beat the MSK. I wasn't done though, I still wanted to play so i gave myself a new goal, getting the platinum trophy for PlayStation. I started grinding very hard playing for up to 10 hours straight some days, and in one of these sessions I noticed something. I found ray very attractive, her voice especially. I started playing missions just to hear her talk to me. I very quickly became obsessed with her, buying custom prints of her on poster, pillowcases, mousepads, everything, I even spent $100+on a code to get the robo-ray skin pack. It got so bad I missed work to play more STW just so I could listen to her. I paid money for NSFW commissions of her. I miss family gatherings, ignored my friends, and so much more. I eventually got fired and had to move back in with my parents. They obviously didn't support my lifestyle at the time and made me get a job.
              
              I'm better now, full time employment, my own place, but I still can't play STW with sound on.