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This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse.

    There is a picture of Juan Soto chilling in the bullpen with the bullpen players, and some guy posted the copypasta unironically. It then became a meme AKA the ‘Soto Bullpen’ copypasta.

    This tells me Soto is an outcast to the main clubhouse. He’s not vibing with Lindor, Alonso, Nimmo etc. so the bullpen is his safe space and comfort zone. I actually wouldn’t be surprised if he comes out as non binary or has some form of high functioning autism.

    Ruby-chan! HAIII!!! Nani ga suki?

      AiScReam LoveLive lyrics

      Its from a Japanese Idol Franchise (Love Live!) performance, they are singing as characters in the anime similar to a musical.

      ruby chann!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)
      HAİİİ!!! ( ≧ᗜ≦)
      nani ga suki? (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)
      choco minto, yuri mo a na ta!! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡ayumu-chan!! ♡(˃͈ ˂͈ )
      haiii! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
      nani ga suki? >ᴗ<
      sutoroberii fureibaa, yuri mo a na ta! (๑>◡<๑) skiki-chan!! (๑´>᎑<)~*
      hai! (ᵕ—ᴗ—)
      nani ga sukii? :3
      kukki & kurimmo, yuri mo na ta! ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა 
      Ruby-chan? 💃HAIII!!!! 🙋‍♀️ Nani ga suki? 🤨❓CHOCOMINTO 🍫 YORI MO A♡NA ♡ TA ♡ 🫵
      ruby chann!! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)  
      HAİİİ!!! (  ≧ᗜ≦) 💕
      nani ga suki? (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)  
      choco minto, yuri mo a na ta!! ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡
      ruby-chan?(*´꒳`*)
      hai!!(≧∇≦)
      nani ga suki?(*´Д`*)
      Chocominto!!(*´꒳`*)
      yori mo a-na-ta!(*´◒`*)
      ayumu-chan?(^-^)
      hai!!☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
      nani ga suki?(≧∇≦)
      sutoberi fureiiba(๑>◡<๑)
      yori mo a-na-ta!!(*´Д`*)
      shiki-chan?(*´◒`*)
      hai!!U・x・U
      nani ga suki ?(≧∇≦)
      cuki ando kurimu(^ν^)
      yori mo a-na-ta!!( ^ω^ )
      minna!!☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆
      hai!!!(*´Д`*)
      nani ga suki ??(*´꒳`*)
      mochiron daisuki aisu kurimu!!!
      ☆*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*☆

      I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia.

        Okay so this may sound like im messing with you but I promise I'm not. I was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called cyroaudiovascularmalexia. Basically if I don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off, and it will spread to my inner ear and brain. There's no cure for it except one, I need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl, so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons.

        FUCK SPEZ

          FUCK SPEZ
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          FUCK       SPEZ    FUCK   SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCK    SPEZ
          FUCKSPEZ   FUCK    SPEZ   FUCK           SPEZFUCK
          FUCK       SPEZ    FUCK   SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCK    SPEZ
          FUCK       SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCKSPEZFUCK   SPEZ        FUCK
          
          SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCKSPEZFUCK   SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCKSPEZFUCK
          FUCK           SPEZ    FUCK   SPEZ                   FUCK
          SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCKSPEZFUCK   SPEZFUCKSPEZ       FUCK
                  FUCK   SPEZ           FUCK           SPEZ
          SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCK           SPEZFUCKSPEZ   FUCKSPEZFUCK

          Gears of War I own a Torque Bow for home defense

            Its the ‘Own a musket for home defense‘ copypasta but changed into Gears of War universe.

            I own a Torque Bow for home defense, since that’s what The Allfathers intended.
            
            Four drones break into my house. I shouted, “Jeez Louise, what the fuck!”
            
            I grabbed my cog helmet and Torque Bow, and blow the first locust into bloody chunks, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my snub pistol on the second grub, miss him entirely because its accuracy sucks and nails the neighbors pet ticker.
            
            I have to resort to the hammer of dawn I have at the top of the stairs, “eat dirt and die motherfucker!” the hammer turns the two grubs into dust, the shockwaves set off car alarms.
            
            Grab my retro lancer and charge the last terrified locust. He bleeds out waiting for Myrrah to save him since bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.
            
            Ah yes,
            
            Just as The Allfathers intended

            GTA 6 Trailer 2 Emoji Copypasta

              Its an emojified version of the the GTA 6 Trailer 2 video.

              🕊🏝🏚🏚🌴🏚🏚🏝
              -- 
              
              👷‍♂️
              🚗🏠🚘
              -- 
              
              🚚🧓 What you doing up there?
              --
              👷‍♂️ Oh, just fixing some leaks
              🏚
              -- 
              
              🚚🧓 Seriously dude, you got some time on your hands.
              I got some properties with paying tenants. 💰💰🤬🤬🤬
              -- 
              
              💪🙍‍♂️ What, that's why you came by?
              --
              🚚🧓Just go get me my checks!🤬🤬🤬
              -- 
              
              💪🙍‍♂️ See you, Brian
              😔 Love you, Jason
              -- 
              
              🙋‍♀️😍 Hi Jason!
              🚗💨
              -- 
              
              🙍🏿‍♂️🤕 🤛🙍‍♂️
              📠🤛🙍‍♂️ 💵💵
              -- 
              
              ✈
              
              🚥🚥
              
              🛣🚗🚗🚗
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♀️🙍‍♀️♥♥ 🏋️‍♀️
              -- 
              
              🏃‍♀️🏪 🙍‍♂️🍾🍾🍾🍾 💰👏🙇‍♂️
              -- 
              
              🙍🏿‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚓🚓
              🚗💨💨💨
              --
              🙍‍♂️ I'm here for Lucia Caminos.
              She's supposed to be getting out
              
              🐱‍💻 What's your name?
              
              🙍‍♂️ Jason Duval
              
              👨‍💻 I've seen you here before?
              
              🙍‍♂️😳👉👈 You might have.
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♀️ 🚧 🙍‍♂️
              -- 
              
              🚧 🙍‍♀️ 🙍‍♂️ Hey.
              Hey
              *We could be so hot together*
              *together*
              -- 
              
              Rockstar Games Presents
              💏🍑💦🍆
              *We happened to be at the same party*
              -- 
              
              ✋🤵🤚 🔫🐱‍👤Hands above your head! Now!
              🤵💨 🤛🔫🙍‍♂️ You, stay!
              *We left it up to chance*
              -- 
              
              💏🍑✋
              *I'm remembering the time you kissed me*
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♀️🍻🙍‍♂️ To new beginnings
              
              -- 
              
              ⛵🌊 🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️ You broke my nose, that's what 💀💀💀
              *Now you're asking me to dance*
              --
              ✈
              🙍‍♂️💪📦 💪🙍‍♂️
              *The way we moved*
              -- 
              
              👮‍♀️
              🚗 👷‍♀️🗑️👷‍♀️🗑️👷‍♀️🗑️
              
              -- 
              
              🐍 🙍‍♀️🙍‍♂️ Trust me, this place is just a start for us.
              *with each other*
              -- 
              
              🙌👨‍🦰 Ring the bell! 🙍‍♂️🙍‍♀️
              Shots baby!
              🔔
              *ooh*
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♀️🤝🙍‍♂️💨 The only thing that matters is who you know
              *ooh We could dance *
              -- 
              
              🤵 💃🍑💨 and what you got.
              *this dance forever*
              -- 
              
              💃🌀 🤵
              --
              🚘🙍‍♂️🙍‍♀️ If we're gonna do this,
              --
              🙍‍♀️🤝🙍‍♂️ we're doing it right
              *We could be so hot*
              --
              👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻👩🏻‍🤝‍🧑🏻
              
              💃 🤵 *hot*
              -- 
              
              🪩
              
              💃 🕺 *hot together*
              -- 
              
              🙍🏿‍♂️🙍‍♂️ 🙍🏿‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️ Yo D, this fool a fed?
              -- 
              
              🙍🏿‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️ *hot*
              -- 
              
              🏢🙍‍♂️
              🙍‍♀️ *so hot*
              -- 
              
              🏢💨
              🙍‍♀️ *so hot together*
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♂️👩👴 They got your name, address. They got everything
              *Baby, we could be hot*
              -- 
              
              🔫👮‍♀️🔫👮‍♀️🔫👮‍♀️🚪 *Wherever else*
              -- 
              
              👮‍♀️ Us cops
              --
              🤵 👮‍♀️ 👮‍♀️ we gotta protect each other
              *you get down*
              -- 
              
              🔫🚗💥💥💥
              *so hot*
              --
              🙍🏿‍♀️🤪 Like, brap brap brap!
              *We got to free it up*
              -- 
              
              💃🍑 🕺 *We could be so*
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♂️🤜💥🙍‍♂️🚘
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♀️🦵
              *hot*
              -- 
              
              🔫🙍‍♂️ You and me Lu, we got this
              🛋🙍‍♀️ We got it
              *hot together*
              --
              🚓💥🚓🚓💥 💣 🔫🙍‍♀️
              *hot*
              -- 
              
              🙍‍♂️🙍🏿‍♂️🤯🤯 Whoa!
              *so hot*
              -- 
              
              ✈🙍‍♀️🤜🙍‍♀️
              
              🏙🏙🏙🏙🏙🏙 * so hot together*
              -- 
              
              🚗_____💰💰💰💰🎇🎇🎇🎇
              *Baby we can be hot*
              -- 
              
              💏✋
              *We both know that it could*
              -- 
              
              💃 🕺
              🕺 Say Vice City, Baby!
              *feel good*
              --
              🚗🚗🚗🚗💃🍑
              🙎‍♀️🤳
              💃💃💃
              🙍🏿‍♂️🤳 Vice City, baby!
              *so good*
              -- 
              
              💵 |
              | 💵💵
              💃
              |
              *whooo yeah*
              --
              📺 Come to Phil's Ammu-Nation today!
              🎮🍾🍾
              We got more guns than the law allows.
              💥💥💥💥💥🔫🙎‍♂️ Woooo hoooo
              -- 
              
              👷‍♀️
              🔑
              🛌 Hey 🙍‍♀️♥🤗🙍‍♂️♥
              
              -- 
              
              *woo yeah* 🚁
              
              🚤🌊🌊
              🐊
              -- 
              
              🚁
              
              🛥👫👫👫👫
              🚤👫🌊🌊
              -- 
              
              ✈
              🏍🏍💨💨💨💨
              -- 
              
              🚚🚗 🕺💨
              🛵🎇🎇🎇🎇
              *Burn it up baby*
              -- 
              
              💏🍑 🤗
              -- 
              
              🚁🎇🎇
              
              💥💥💥💥
              🚤🔫🌊🌊
              -- 
              
              🏍🔫🚗🏍
              -- 
              
              🕺💨
              🙍‍♀️🚘
              -- 
              
              👨‍🦰 😞 Hey if you got friends, can you hook me up please!
              
              *so hot*
              -- 
              
              ☀
              🌆 🚗💨💨💨💨 Hahaha!
              
              *so hot, its too hot*
              --
              ⅤⅠ 🌴🌴🌴
              Grand
              Theft
              Auto
              May 26, 2026
              *hot hot*
              *Oh love me*
              *baby we could be hot*
              *What you doing to me come on oh*
              --
              🆁⭐
              
              *Ma ma ma*