Okay, I just had to put down my controller and write down my feelings here. I just feel this game isn’t something normal human beings living in this day and age are capable of producing. It seems like a product that was developed by extraterrestrials as a first contact attempt. I don’t game much, but as a new player playing this game blind and approximately 40 hours in, I am just in complete awe of the game design from top to bottom. I don’t even know where to start or how to phrase this post, but for most people in this subreddit, you probably know what I mean. I have lost count of the times where my jaw just dropped mouthing “what the fuh…” or my eyes just stared in utter amazement at my screen (this game is just pure dopamine on my 80 inch TV on PS5). The landscape designs, enemy designs, lore, NPC voices, names of items, the music, the sound, what have you. Nothing is better than the other. Everything is just top tier and there is clearly no skimping on delivering an almost ethereal experience. On top of this, the game performs incredibly well and there’s basically no loading screens unless you die and respawn. The only negative thing about this game is that I won’t be able to play another, ever, without expecting this level of quality.
A game like GTA V being released, remastered and milked to the bone so many times seems like a crime. If FromSoftware did the same (even though they would never cheapen their brand like that), I’m sure none of us would complain.
Anyway, back to playing I go…
Gluto is literally smarter than 99% of smash players objectively. And he's more willing to deal with the worst hand in the best advantages like a true master.
HEY LISTEN YOU “FUCKING IDIOTS” THE INSURRECTION WAS BACKED BY “BIDEN DEMO-RAT GANGSTER PARTY MEMBERS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀. “DONALD TRUMP”, WAS THE BEST PERSON FOR THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT “WORTHLESS FUCKING COMMIE DEMO-RAT DICKHEAD ASSHOLE JOE BIDEN”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🐀🐀🐀💩💩💩, DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOPPED BUILDING THE “WALL”, 🧱🧱🧱🧱. THEN ALL THE “CONTAMINATED ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS,” 🤮🤮🤮🤮 IN THE COUNTRY. “JAGOFF JOE” ARE BUSING THEM OFF EVERYWHERE, 🚍🚍🚍🚍. HE STOPPED THE “PIPELINE” PUT ALL THOSE PEOPLE OUT OF WORK, 💸💸💸💸. “JAGOFF JOE’S” ANSWER, DON’T WORRY THEY WILL FIND OTHER JOBS, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE “FUNDED THE CHINESE VIRUS RESEARCH”, ⚗️⚗️⚗️⚗️, WITH “TAXPAYERS MONEY” 💰💰💰💰. NOW YOU GOT A “BIOLOGICAL WEAPON”, ☣️☣️☣️☣️. RELEASED ON THE “WORLD’S POPULATION,” 🌎🌎🌎🌎. WHICH IS CONTINUING TO “MUTATE”, 🦠🦠🦠🦠. NOW WHAT WERE ON THE #5 MUTATION, ??????? WHY DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU CALL THE DOCTORS OFFICE WHEN YOUR SICK, THEY MAKE IT A POINT TO SEE ABOUT YOU HAVING A “CHINESE CRUD TEST”, ??????? THE “C.D.C.” AKA “CERTIFIABLY DIABOLICAL COMMIES”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 ARE TRACKING IT FOR THE “GOVERNMENT”, !!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU GOT SICK BEFORE THERE WAS NO “FLU” TEST, NO “BRONCHITIS TEST” ETC. YOU WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE GOT CHECKED AND WERE PRESCRIBED AN ANTIBIOTIC, 💊💊💊💊, END OF FUCKING STORY, !!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU GOT GROUPS OF YOU “DEMO-RAT FUNDED IDIOTS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. STARTING YOUR CRAP, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT IS THESE “COMMIE DEMO-RAT CRIMINALS”, 🐀🐀🐀🐀. ARE “VERY WORRIED” ABOUT THEIR “CRIMINAL EXISTENCE”, 😳😳😳😳, WHEN “DONALD TRUMP” GETS BACK IN OFFICE, 👌👌👌👌. I DON’T KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO UNDERSTAND THE “FINANCIAL STABILITY”, 💰💰💰💰, UNDER “DONALD TRUMP”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸, AND THE “FINANCIAL INSTABILITY”, 💸💸💸💸, UNDER “COMMIE JOE”, 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳. WHY DON’T YOU “FUCKING BRAINWASHED IDIOTS”, 🧠🧠🧠🧠, WISE UP, !!!!!!!!!! “DONALD TRUMP” IN “2024”, 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸.
This is exactly what happened to me on this very level for my 120th star in 1997. I convinced my parents to throw a party after church on a Sunday evening. A bunch of my friends and their parents were over that night, I saved the last star to achieve the 120 in front of everyone.... well I fell right after I hit 100 coins and the star appeared. As a 10 year old child, this was devastating! I remember running to my room in shame. My mom came in a few minutes later and told me to not give up and that everyone is rooting for you (which they were just all adults enjoying time together, most didn't really care, but my friends did lol). I went down there and on the next attempt I got the 100 coins, the star and completed Mario 64 with 120 stars and everyone was excited to meet Yoshi at the top of the castle. This memory will never leave my mind. The good 'ol days.
Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with Belle Delphine. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the Sopranos, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want Belle to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love Belle Delphine, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
Go ahead, call me a simp, or horny. These are MY F*CKING FEELINGS. I want to be dominated by Mei Mei. Seriously. Her cute voice, her lovely face, and her adorable haircut drive me to love-fueled madness. Every inch of her should be worshipped like the god she is. When I want to stop I'd beg for more from my queen. I want to be her Organ Donor, and ask her how her day was, feeling my warm breath on her cold truest feelings to me, telling me how much she needs me. I would tell her I love her, and she would give me a dominant slap on my cheek. Then I would become her bitch and spend the day being dominated and even tortured by her. I want Mei Mei to be my master, my god, my one and only lord, and my life. I love her and want to be hers. Is this a copypasta? No. I typed it out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this- SHE IS MY GOD. I love Mei Mei, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
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Go ahead, call me lonely, a simp, or horny. These are MY FUCKING FEELINGS. I want to have the roughest and hottest sex with <PERSON>. Seriously. Her cute accent, her lovely face, and her supple body drive me to horny madness. Every inch of her would be massaged and licked. When I want to finish and climax with all of my love, I would do it on her stomach, face, tits, and roll her over on her ass to blow the last of my load on those supple cheeks. I want to cuddle with her when I am done busting, and ask her how her day was, feeling each other's warmth on our naked, vulnerable bodies. She'd tell me how good it was and she'd confide her truest feelings to me, telling me how much she loves me. I would tell her I love her back, and she would give me a loving peck on my cheeks. Then we would get dressed and spend the day watching the Sopranos, still cuddling and even eating our favorite foods. I want <PERSON> to be my girlfriend, my lover, my wife, and my life. I love her and want her to be mine. Is this a copy-pasta? No. I typed out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this: SHE IS MY WIFE. I love <PERSON>, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
Go ahead, call me a simp, or horny. These are MY F*CKING FEELINGS. I want to be dominated by <PERSON>. Seriously. Her cute voice, her lovely face, and her adorable haircut drive me to love-fueled madness. Every inch of her should be worshipped like the god she is. When I want to stop I'd beg for more from my queen. I want to be her Organ Donor, and ask her how her day was, feeling my warm breath on her cold truest feelings to me, telling me how much she needs me. I would tell her I love her, and she would give me a dominant slap on my cheek. Then I would become her bitch and spend the day being dominated and even tortured by her. I want <PERSON> to be my master, my god, my one and only lord, and my life. I love her and want to be hers. Is this a copypasta? No. I typed it out every word to proclaim how I feel. Every time you ask who she is, look back on this- SHE IS MY GOD. I love <PERSON>, and these are MY original thoughts and feelings.
