HEY ALL U HOLY WHORES!! 🕳 😇👼!!! This week is 🎉🎉Easter 🥚 🪺 🙏!! You know what that means? 🤔 It’s time to HOP 🐇 over to Daddy Jesus hut 🛖so he can FUCK😫💦 u like a rabbit 🐇 before he feeds you that good dick 🍆 🍆 at the LAST SUPPER! 🍽 🍽 🍽 😙😛“This is my dick,🍆 which will be given up for you.”🔪 🍴 🔪 😮 😲 😋 😋 But Jesus isn’t the only one getting nailed 🔨 cum Friday.😏 😮 😮 😉 😉 On Saturday, Jesus will GET LAID 🛌 ↔️under that ROCK HARD tomb🪨 🪦 . Cum Easter Sunday, Daddy Jesus going to bust his rocks 🪨 so hard in his grave 🪦 💦 💦 , that he’ll be CUMMING 🥛🍆💦back from the dead💀 so he can fuck you again!! 🤪🤭🙏 After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️🙏!!! 💤 😴 Don’t forget to wear your sluttiest outfit 😮 😂 to show off that pair of EASTER EGGS 👚 👗 🥫🥫✊ 🎈. Time for Easter Brunch! 🥘 🍽 But first, Daddy Jesus wants a 3️⃣SUM with you and the EASTER BUNNY!!! 😩🍆🍑💦 🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! Search in every HOLE,😘😩 CRACK, 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇: getting that 🏵🌸🌺PRETTY FLOWER BUD PUSSY 🪷 🍑🍣🌮 RODE BY Jesus on his camel 🐪 🐪 🐪 into the Easter sunset! ☀️ 🌅 🌅 Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! 🤢If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET 🧺. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN BOTH RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLES🕳 🕳 TONIGHT!!!!
🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 😩💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY 🐰🐇is 💦 CUMMIN😩 💦 to nibble 👅 on that 🍆 CARROT COCK 🍆 Send ➡️ this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your HORNIEST 💦🔥 HOLY HOES 🙏✝ this resERECTION day 🍆💦 or you wont get that EASTER 🍬 CANDY 🍬 COCK in your basket 😭🍆 Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be BLESSED 🙏 with the HOLY 💦CUM💦 OF CHRIST✝️ Get 5️⃣ back & you'll get nailed 🔨😘 on a CROSS tonight✝️💦 Get 🔟 back & you'll get CARROTS 🐰 up your ASS🍑🍑 for the next 4️⃣0️⃣ DAYS😩🙏🏽💦
Happy EASTER you 🏻🍆 HOLY 👕👕 FUCKING 👌 WHORE! At long 🕗 last ♿ the 🔍😎 day 🕐 has 👏 FINALLY come 💦 when 🍑⏱ our LORD AND 👀💯 SAVIOR JESUS 🙏🙏 THE SLUTTIEST CHRIST is 💦 resurrected ✌✌ from 👉😂 his dead, 💀 DIRTY 👺🛁 ASS 💦 CROSS so 👀✌ he can 😡 69 💯 with 👏 GODDESS 🖼🌟 MOTHER MUFF CUMSUCKER in 👌👌 the 👏 SKY! That’s 👤🗳 right, it’s 🏿 time for 💘 an 😍 ORAL 👄👄 OLYMPICS up in ♂ heaven ✔✔ to 👏💦 CELEBRATE the most SPANKABLE HOLIDAY in ⤵💦 all 😎🤞 of JESUSLAND So 🏻🥛 put 👏 on 🔛🔛 your thongs and your 📥😍 BEGGAR’S SKIRT 💃💃 and 👏 go find 🔍 a 👌👌 ROTTEN WHEAT BUN to EAT 👅😏 because only 💯🔥 SLUTS 👠 get RAISED FROM 👉💰 THE 👉 DEAD ☠☠ like 👏🍑 THAT. 😐 If 💵✈ you 💨☝ don’t, JESUS 🙀🙏 IN 👏🔽 HIS TRUSS will 😘 be 🐝😠 left 🍒 HIGH 👑 AND 🌬👏 DRY 💦🏜 without 🚫 any 👏 HOT 🔥🔥 LOINS to 💯💦 LICK!! 👅 So 💯👏 send 📬 this 👈⬇ to 👏 ALL 🅱🅱 of 🔴 your favorite 📺 HOLY DINGLEBERRIES
Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy Bunnys 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯♀️👅 Today 🗓 is EASTER 🐰🥚 and its time 🕕🕘 to HOP🏃♂️over to DADDY’s 😍⛪️CHURCH😛✝️😌🙏 get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ Did u kno 🧠🧐🤔😉😼 2023 Yrs ago 🗓🔙 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 DIED💀😵😭 and it took him 2️⃣ Hole 🕳 DAYS 📆📆 to respawn… ⏱ (Stupid lag) 🙄😒 BUT then we 👯♀️🌏👯♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻♂️😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Now his 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🛐🙊 aka the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year and U know what bunnys do best… 😏🥚🍑👶👶👶👶 He gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🏳️🌈🤤🥚🍳😫
Send this 💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯♀️ Baddest Bunnies🐰😈 If u get 🔟 back ur gettin ur 🍬 candy 🍭licked 👅😉🤤💦 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and u wont get a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅♀️ at that BUNNY D 🐇🍆❌😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔
Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️🌈🤤👁️🍳😫
Don’t forget to send this weird fact about the Easter Bunny too!
Today 🗓 is EASTER!! 🐰🗓🔙 Jesus's 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🙊(aka the Easter Bussy) 🐰🐇😉 is ➡️CUMMING 😫💦 2 DROP ⬇️ his 👶🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🥚🏳️🌈🤤👁️🍳😫
🐰🍬🍭HOP HOP 🐰🍬🍭It’s EASTER ❕❕💐🐣🌷🐥🌻🌼☀️🐤 and YOU have been 👉👉poked👈👈 by the 💕🆒🐰EASTER BUNNY 🐰🆒💕 send 📱📬📩 this message to 🔟 people YOU love💗💛❤️💙💚💜 or get 🔟 carrots stuck up YOUR ass 🙈🚫🔪💣🔫 at MIDNIGHT ‼️‼️🙇🕛💯👌
Hippity 🐰hoppity 🐰HOES 👯its Easter 📅🍭🍫and you 👉🏻know what that means. 👅👄💦💦💦Big 🐇bunny 🐰daddy 😫😫😫is going to bring all his sluttiest 😏😳chicks 🐥🐥some of his sweet 🍫candy🍬 DICK 🍆💦👅Jesus 👳🏾died 🙅🏻❌for a whole 💝life of sin😏😏😏, but the Easter 🥚🥚🥚Daddy👱🏻 only CUMS 😫🍆once 1️⃣a year😳. Send➡️ this to 1️⃣5️⃣of your SLUTTIEST 🚺🚺🚺disciples 💒to get bunny 🐇CUMMIES 💦💦💦for your Easter 🍫🐥🐰and have daddy 👱🏻🐇put his white😏❕ chocolate 😩🍫CUM 🍦into one1️⃣ of your👉🏻 eggs. If you get ❌🚫none❌🙅🏻🤦🏻♀️ back you’re 👉🏻a stillborn🚼❎ egg 🥚🍳(prude) 👼🏻😒😒if you get five 5️⃣back you’re 👉🏻daddies 🐇peep🐣🐣🐣 show if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back 😩you’re a chocolate🍫🍫 WHORE 😏👯if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ you’re daddies🕺🏼 CARROT 🥕🥕💦💦CUMPIE 🍰🍰🍰
HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES!!! Today is 🎉🎉Easter!! You know what that means🤔🤔🤔??? It’s time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK😫😫💦💦💦 u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK 😫💦 then it’s time for ⛪️church⛪️!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK🍆🍆😍😍 because jesus is CUMMING😩🍆🍑💦 back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY🐇😩🍆🍑😍💦😏😉. Then it’s time for the egg hunt 🕵🕵🕵!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE😘😩 CRACK 😫😍 and CREVICE 🤗😉😏 for the GRAND PRIZE 🤑😇 getting that 🏵🌸🌺PASTEL PUSSY🍑🍣🌮 RODE 🏇🏇🏇 into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY🐰🐰🐰 HOES👄😫🍆💦. If u get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get 🔟 back ur a LOADED 💋👅🙌🏻😉😏💦💦 EASTER BASKET. If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED 😱🍆🍑💦💦IN UR RABBIT 🐰🐇🐰HOLE TONIGHT!!!!
👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕Today is EASTER 🐇🐇 and 👉you👈 know 🤓 what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle 💦💦😳😜 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼 if you get 5️⃣ or less back 😅 the Easter bunny is skipping your egg 😭😖 if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a rascally rabbit 😈😳😈 and if you get 2️⃣0️⃣ you're a BAD 😏😜 BUNNY 🐰💦🍆😩
Happy EASTER🎉🎉 you snow 🐰🐰🐰BUNNY hoes! It’s time to HOP🏃♂️ over to DADDY’s ⛪️CHURCH so he can fuck😩😩 u like a RABBIT. Be sure to ride that COCK🍆🍆 until your EASTER BASKET is full of EGGS🥚🥚🥚 and DADDIES CUMMIES💦💦❤️. After that u better BUNNY hop your way to GOD’s🙌 house so the PASTOR😁🤵 can tell u to get on your KNEES until you’re FORGIVEN in the EYES👀👀 of the LORD✝️✝️✝️✝️. JESUS👼 is CUMMING🍆🍑🍆🍍🍑 back today so you best be sure to send this to 5️⃣ of your best EASTER BUNNY HOES🐰🐰🐰. If u get 5️⃣ back the LORD isn’t the only thing that’s RISEN🍆🍆🍆 today. If you get 🔟 back you’re a LOADED💦💦 EASTER BASKET🛍🛍. If you get 0️⃣ back you’re a ROTTEN EGG🥚 who’s getting NO CUMMIES🙅♀️🙅♀️ this EASTER😭😭
it's 😛 EASTER BITCH🐰🐰 when our homie 👬JESUS 🙏🏼 got turnt up 🍷🍷 from the 😜😜motherFUCKING GRAVE☠⚰ and the EASTER BUNNY😮🐰 gives US 💯‼️ his GOLDEN💰💰 EGG 🍳 right in ⤴️ OUR LITTLE BASKETS 🍆💦 SEND TO 1️⃣5️⃣ to get YOUR EGGS🍳🍳 EATEN😆😛 GET 5️⃣ BACK AND YOU 💯 are PETER RABBITS🐇🙌🏼 SLUT! 😜 GET 🔟 BACK AND JESUS 😇 WILL hunt for🔎 YOUR TASTY😛 TREAT💦😩
Hoppy Easter 🌸🎉🌷all you sexy bunnies 🐰🥕! Today the sun ☀️ is shining so pull those buns 🍑 out 👀 and let's give Jesus 👼⛪️ a reason to RISE ⬆️ again 🧟♂️. If we are good bunnies 🐇🙆♀️ then Jesus 🕴won't be the only thing getting NAILED 🔨🙌🙏 tonight. If we are REALLY good 🤤 then there will be a second ✌️ CUMMING 🌬💦. So let's break this bread 🍞🥖 and just remember to not put all our eggs 🥚🐣 in one basket 🧺. Send this to 10 other horny 🦄 Easter bunnies 🐰😩 for an eggcelent night 🌚🤞
It's that time again⏱Daddy Claus has been and gone🎅so all you cummy bunnies🐰👀and sexy chicks 🐥 better get egg-cited🥚for Easter to cum😩💦send this to 🔟other chocolate hunnies🍫👅or else you won't❌🚫be hop hop hopping🐇🐇on some Easter Dick😏🍆
Hey you 👅slutty ⛓rope bunnies 🐇🐇🐇. the 🌾Easter bunny🐇 is here and he only leaves 👌👌eggs for the sluttiest 👅👄👄 bunnies🐇 on the block💃🏼💃🏼. so it's time to hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop 👆🏾👇🏾hop👆🏾👇🏾 🍑🍑
on that big bunny dick👉👌. but Easter ain't just about sexy rabbits👄👅🐇. it's about the 🙌🏽good lord🙌🏽 2️⃣. Easter is the day of the 🌄resERECTION🏕🏕🏕 of the original 😩ZADDY😩 Jesus Damn Christ🔥🔥🔥😎. Homie JC was 😮😦trapped❌🚫 in a tomb with his big zaddy ERECTION🍆🍆🍆 for 3️⃣ whole days🆘🆘 without any bitches to fuck😞😞😞 and he still made it through😎😎. send this to 1️⃣2️⃣
APOSTLES👬👬👬👬👬👬 who believe in the 💥💥power of zaddy Christ👼👼!!! get 1️⃣1️⃣ back and you can be the 🐇🐇🐇Easter bunny's sexy rope bitch😍😍😍. get 3️⃣ back and you'll get hot🔥 CUM💦💦 in your Easter eggs this year😏😏😏. get 0️⃣ back and you'll be trapped in a cave🆘 like Jesus without any bitches to fuck😞.
watch out you dirty 💦 playboy 💦 bunnies 🐰🐰🐰 Just 1️⃣ week until EASTER 🐣🎀🎉 can't wait for that 👀 egg hunt👀??? Try 🗺searching 🗺 for THAT D 🍆🍆🍆 instead 💦😍😩 catch me 🐰HOPPIN🐰 on 🤵🏾daddy's 🤵🏾thick Easter COCK 🐰🍆💦 cus 👏🏾 I'm 👏🏾tired👏🏾 of 👏🏾flickin 👏🏾my 👏🏾own 👏🏾 jelly bean 🍭 🙈🙈💦😩I need daddy to put his Cadbury 🍼CREAM 🍼 all over my 🍳eggs 🍳 😉😏🎉🙈hope all my little 🐰playboy bunny 🐰sluts are ready for the 💦💦CUMMIEST💦💦 Easter ever‼️‼️💞💞
It is 🐣 Easter 😍 enjoy eating 👅 your 💯chocolates💯 but don't 🙅🏻♂️ forget to 🙏🏼 pray 🗣 to your lord 👑 and saviour ✝️jesus✝️
🥚 Happy 🤪 Easter ✝️ chicks 🐣 and dicks 🍆💦 the hole-y day 🍳 has finally CUM 💦😩 the huge 🌚 hard rock 🌝 was thrust away ❤️🔥 the big furry fella 😳 snuck in the back door 🫣🤭 and hid his festive LOAD all over!! 🗿🪺⏲️ Today is all about RISING ⏏️🆙 getting on your knees 🛐😘 and putting your 💦 ewy gooey 🤩 all over some eggs 🥺😱😜 send this ✉️ to your favorite 😍 lil bunnies 🐰 to celebrate ASSTER 💩💨 if you get less than 5 🙁 back then Jesus died ☠️☦️ for your sins, 🌤️ but you’ll never CUM AGAIN 😲🥶 if you get less than 10 👎🏻🙊 back your sins are forgiven 👼😇 but you’ll never be ridden 🥴🐎 if you get 15 or more back 🥳🎉 you’ll get your Heavenly 🌄🌅 reward 💕👨👩👦👦 and everyBUNNY 🐇👯♀️ will want a piece 🤏 of your Easter bASSket 🧺👄 until God tells you 👴🏻 to CUM home 🏡🔙
And on the third 3️⃣day, Christ’s DICK 🍆had RISEN ⬆️. You might think🧠 it’s all over for a guy who got LAID to rest 💤 after he was WELL HUNG on a cross ✝️and then PENETRATED by a Roman 🏛️ soldier’s spear (letting everyone watch 👀 too, like an OG OnlyFans), but only his bud 🌹 PETER is denying 🚫 this guy: your Lord 👑 and Savior Jesus H. (the H stands for HUGE DICK 🍆🍆🍆) Christ! So happy Easter, you GROUPIES for His HOLEy 🕳️ Son! While heathens are 👉👌 FUCKING like rabbits 🐇with that Slutty Easter Bunny 🐰, you are GETTING ON YOUR KNEES 🧎♀️ready to RECEIVE the BODY of your King 🤴 of Kings (and the blood 🩸 too—must be code for CUM 💦). This ancient white ⚪️guy died so you could SIN: he wants you to put on your Sunday best BIRTHDAY SUIT 🕴️and visit him at his BIG, THICK, THROBBING house 🏠 (you can tell it’s his because there’s a big t ✝️ on it). He’ll have you SCREAMING 😱his NAME, SHOUTING PRAISE 😫, and he might even take you ROLLING🧻 IN THE AISLES. Don’t bring your spouse 💍: if he’s with you in the pew, you’ll realize how PUNY ⚛️ his peepee 🍆 is compared to the LONG SCHLONG 💦 of JESUS KONG 🦍. Unless that’s what y’all are into: then bring your partner so they can be CUCKED while you get SUCKED AND FUCKED by He who gets JERKED by the RIGHT HAND OF THE FATH…no, no incest in this emojipasta, that would be too much…ANYWAY, if you have been a bad he/she/they this Easter 🐰, you need to PROSTrATE 👨⚕️yourself on the altar, legs🦵 in the air, and let Jesus DEEP into YOUR SOUL. Remember, holy water 💦makes for GREAT LUBE🌊. If you’re shy, don’t worry, Jesus cums 💦 in EVERYONE. All the New Testament stuff after the GASPels 🫨 is him talking about LOVEMAKING ❤️❤️❤️, right? He’ll teach you how to SUBMIT YOURSELF to your LORD👑. If you’re a VIRGIN, you still will be after, even if you get pregnant 🤰—he literally wrote 📝 the book 📖 on that. And if you think that he won’t WANT YOU because he’s GAY 🏳️🌈, he’s actually PAN 🍳! And he’s 🌲 PINING to PORK 🐷🐖🥓 your brains out: fill ‘em with goo 💦, no matter who! After all, it’s Adam and Eve 👫 AND Adam and Steve👬. I saw that on an ad while I was trying to FLICK MY BEAN 🫘to a video 📼 of Jesus saying “HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD GIRL? YOU KNOW, I WASH WHORES’ FEET 👣.” Bet you didn’t know that your Holy Daddy had a foot 🦶fetish, huh? Even Jesus needs someone to delete his browser history so that the atheists don’t find out that he was ALWAYS on WIKIFEET 👠! So send this prayer to 5️⃣ friends and Christ will throw you across a table and have his way with you, like he did the moneylenders 💰💰💰in the Temple 🏛️. Send a missive ✉️ to the BIG MAN upstairs and prepare to get DOWN with the 😇 HOLY TRINITY🥉 : never too old to try a FOURWAY 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣. Whisper your confession to 6️⃣9️⃣ friends, and Jesus will bring you to a sex party 🎉🥳🎈🎁 of biblically accurate angels 👼🏻 who all have like 6️⃣ of everything, INCLUDING SIX 6️⃣ DICKS TO POUND ALL THE EVIL OUT OF YOUR HEART🫀. And after they’ve all CUM 💦 all over you, you can feel set free by the BABY 👶 BATTER BAPTISM 🌊 arranged by your SPIRITUAL PIMP, JESUS CHRIST. Have fun in heaven ☁️☀️☁️, Jeezy! Happy Easter!
HE😇 has🍆RISEN ⬆️‼️ Hoppy Easter 🐣 you 😩SEXY😩 bunnies 🐰 & 🐥chicks! It’s time to HOP🐇HOP🐇HOP🐇 and BOUNCE 🍑 your buns 🌭onto that ⤴️ RISING ✝️ JESUS🥖COCK💦 On this day, our lord 🙏🏻 & savior 🙌🏻🙌🏻 RAISED 👆🏻👆🏻THAT DICK 🍆🍆 so 👷🏻♀️HARD🫨 he MOVED 🪨 BOULDERS 🪨 just to CUM💦☔️ and save 🙏🏻 us all & open🤲🏻 the LEGS🦵🏼of 👼🏽☁️HEAVEN’s PUSSY!💦🐱💦 Jesus has 💦💦CUM💦 again & now that 😏SLUTTY🗿EASTER🐰🐇BUNNY🐇🐰 is 💦CUMMIN🤤 to 🫦nibble👅 on that 🍆🥕CARROT COCK🥕🍆 If you’re a 😏NAUGHTY😉 egg then ✝️JESUS😇 won’t be the only thing getting 🔨NAILED🔩 tonight. If you are 🫵🏼REALLY🤤🤤 good then there just might be a✌🏻SECOND✌🏻💦CUMMING💨💦!
Send ➡️➡️this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 💦HORNIEST🔥 🙏🏻HOLY🙏🏻 HOES✝️ this resERECTION 🍆 day or you won’t 🙅🏽 get that 🤤SWEET😋SWEET🍬CANDY🍭COCK🍬 in your 🧺basket. Get 3️⃣ back & you’ll be bLESSED 🙏🏻 with the 🙏🏻HOLY 💦 CUM 💦 of CHRIST✝️. Get 5️⃣ back & you’ll see some 🥚BIG EGGS🪺 in your rabbit 🕳️HOLE🍑 tonight 🕰️ Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back & you’ll get 🥕CARROTS🥕 and 🍆COCK🍆 up your 🥵holey🙏🏻ASS🍑🍑 for the next 6️⃣9️⃣days‼️⚠️
Goooooooood morning ☀️🏞😄 Playboy Bunnys 😜😜🐰🎉🐇👯♀️👅 Today 🗓 is EASTER 🐰🥚 and its time 🕕🕘 to HOP🏃♂️over to DADDY’s 😍⛪️CHURCH😛✝️😌🙏 get on ur KNEES🧎🏼🦵 and BEG 🙏😫 for MERCY 😨🥵😫📿😰😩✝️ Did u kno 🧠🧐🤔😉😼 2024 Yrs ago 🗓🔙 Jesus ✝️👩🏻 DIED💀😵😭 and it took him 2️⃣ Hole 🕳 DAYS 📆📆 to respawn… ⏱ Stupid lag 🙄😒 BUT then we 👯♀️🌏👯♀️ were all SAVED 🦸🏻♂️😌🙏🎉🤠 by his big RES-ERECTION 😳⬆️☁️👀👅🍆😏 Since then jesus’s 💒 Church Sanctioned Fursona™ 👀🙏🛐🙊 aka the Easter Bunny 🐰🐇😉 cums ➡️🌏💦 every 🗓 year and U know what bunnys do best… 😏🥚🍑👶👶👶👶 He gonna DROP ⬇️ his 🐤 BABY C🅾️CK🥚🐣 in ur lil pink basket👜😩 til its OVERFLOWING 🤤😫🥚 with his Rainbow Eggs 🏳️🌈🤤🥚🍳😫 Send this 💌 this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur 🔥👯♀️ Baddest Bunnies🐰😈 If u get 🔟 back ur gettin ur 🍬 candy 🍭licked 👅😉🤤💦 Get 5️⃣ back ur a ROTTEN EGG 🥚👃🤢😰 get 0️⃣ back and u wont get a single Peep🐣👁🚫🙅♀️ at that BUNNY D 🐇🍆❌😭😫😓😪😣😰😥😔
Trans Day of Visibility and Easter
🐰 HOPPY 🏳️⚧️TRANSGENDER 🗓DAY OF VISIBILITY 🔍👀 AND 🐣EASTER ✝️!! Today we celebrate 🥳 TWO 👯♂️ kinds of REBIRTH 🔃 and hunt 🔎👁for TWO 👯♂️ kinds of EGGS 🐣🥚🍳. Millennia ago, after being NAILED 🔨🍆 to a cross, ✝️Jesus🤴 WOKE 👀 and LEFT ⬅️ the tomb 🪨🪦 empty and gaping 🕳 . Kings 🤴, queens 👸, AND in-betweens 🫅, 🙏HE🤴✝️ IS RISEN 🍆💦 so put on some pastels 🏳️⚧️ and ➡️go💦🍆 fuck 👉👌like 🐰rabbits🐇🐇 Daddy Joe 🇺🇲👴is recognizing both👯♂️ of these beautiful✨️🌱 events 🗓today!! God 🌈loves💕 and protects all 🌈 in his flock 🐑 so go pound 🤛🍆 some 👦boy♂️ pussy 🐈😼 or suck 💦 some ♀️gock 👧🐓 in honor of ✝️Christ💒 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ Trans 🏳️⚧️ Thots 👯♂️ if you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back the Easter Bunny 🐰 will fill 🥧your hole 🕳 with fertile 💕🌱eggs 🥚 if you get 5️⃣ back you're getting 💦nailed 🔨 if you get 2️⃣ back your egg 🥚💕 still hasn't cracked 🐣🏳️⚧️ and if you don't️🚫 get any 0️⃣👎you're still CHASING 🏃♂️💨 rabbits 🐇
