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Malenia

    Every copypasta of Malenia from Elden Ring. Malenia, Blade of Miquella and Goddess of Rot is an optional boss in Elden Ring that is well known for her difficulty and challenge.

    I am going to have sex with Malenia from Elden Ring

    I am going to have sex with Malenia from Elden Ring. I find Malenia in Elden Ring sexy. However, her body is made up of 87% Scarlet Rot, and 100% Scarlet Rot surrounds her. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with her. To remedy this, Malenia casts an incantation on me making me resistant to Scarlet Rot. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with Malenia, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure Malenia.

Malenia and I go to the Haligtree to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Haligtree, Malenia let all the Demigods know that we are just here for sex. The Demigods will not attack us because they know I am here at the Haligtree on sexual business. This includes the Omen. However, the Omen Mohg thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Miquella considering that I am having sex with Malenia. However, I have no interest in becoming an Elden Lord.

    CURSE YOU MALENIA

    CURSE YOU MALENIA

I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY

THICKER THAN OATMEAL YOU MAY BE FOUL WOMAN

BUT I WILL RIDDLE WITH CUM YOUR ROTTEN ASS

WITH A HAIL OF WHITE

WITH EVERY LAST DROP OF MY SEMEN

    God I fucking need rotussy

    God I fucking need rotussy I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Malenia, Goddess of Rot. That perfect, curvy body. Those perky breasts. The child-bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I’ll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring to become the new Demi-Gods. I’d do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Malenia, Goddess of Rot pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can’t is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Miyazaki create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can’t anymore. Fuck

    I’d be licking her rotussy like it’s a 5 star meal

    i know some people say it'd be gross to have sex with malenia because of the scarlet rot, but idgaf. I'd be licking her rotussy like it's a 5 star meal. I'll get chunks of rot and just swallow and keep going, even though they're all slimy like period clots. I'll bite into one as it flows into my mouth and it'll pop, splashing some of that stinky rot juice onto my tongue. it'll burn a lil but I'm a freak like that so the pain makes it better. she'll just wrap her thick, powerful thighs around my head and hump my face, leaving a red rot stain all over my lips and nose. after a while her tight asshole will pucker slightly, and I'll brace myself, but it'll be too late. It opens a little and a red-tinged fart hits me in my face like a gust of wind, making my eyes water and leaving a little residue on my skin. I'll cough and choke from the stench, but she'll just hold me down and force me to keep eating her out. after what feels like an eternity of plunging my tongue into her disgusting, sweaty, fetid pussy she'll grab my head and squirt out the same shit that's in the lake of rot, forcing me to drink it. it'll just keep flowing out of her as she moans loudly in release, not even caring that I'm being suffocated in-between her thighs, until my belly is bulging and glowing red from the inside, and I'm turned into a mindless sex slave, my mind gone from the rot consuming me

    The first time I came across Malenia I was throbbing

    The first time I came across Malenia (and the 152 subsequent times) I was throbbing. Yeah. This isn’t the most unusual thing in the world, but I’m not used to having actual honest boners that aren’t just forced to give me my dopamine. The shock of this experience made it hard to focus and I died right away, but I took a few deep breaths and went back into her boss room, although the erection hadn’t calmed down yet. I actually managed to get to her second phase and used the cutscene as a way to take a break, but then it happened... her armor came off. That beautiful stomach, that flowing red hair... she was perfect. I felt something weird but I paid it no mind since I was already beyond myself and in awe, but when she approached me in her newly revealed form I shot it straight into my pants, hands free. I fell in love with her after this ordeal and she indeed has never known defeat against me, because I only go inside to let her beat me up

After all of this happened I ordered a life sized Malenia statue and married it and have never been happier since 💕

    Imagine how Malenia would feel fom the inside

    Imagine how Malenia would feel fom the inside, her rot can be used as lube and protection. I could drink her rotted period blood and make myself a smoothie from it if I have no coffee, since she probably emits a lot of it, If i could I would use crusty rot chunks as a filling for a sandwich, it would give it a nice crunchy feeling and remind me of my favourite demigod. God I want to fill gas cylinders with her farts and inhale them instead of air just to keep myself sane when I'm not near her because every time I don't see her, the only thing can I do is imagine her sitting on my face making me inhale her smell and eat her out and if I do a good job she calls me a good dog and gives me a reward in a form of letting me lick her gorgeous feet 😔

    Chadfrey (Godfrey)

    LONG😱 and HARD🥵 didst thou goon. Horniest Warrior🫡. Edged by bussy of gold🌝. Be assured, the Milf/Dilf combo. Resteth close at hand.✊✊✊ ALAS! I am edged🥵🥵 To be granted red harlot once more.😏 Upon my name as Chadfrey, The first Sigma Lord!😎😎😎

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    Australian Senator ‘Brainrot’ speech

      Fatima Payman brainrot speech transcript

      Western Australian senator Fatima Payman delivered a speech “To the sigmas of Australia…” in Senate for Gen Z and Gen Alpha in brainrot language.

      To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping. Not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said “they’ll be no fanum tax under the government I lead.” They’re capaholics! They’re also yapaholics; they yap non-stop about how their cost of living measures are changing lives for all Australians. Just put the fries in the bag, lil bro. They tell us that they’re locked in on improving the housing situation in this country. They must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under fourteen. If that becomes law, you can forgor 💀 all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a W with the bros on Fort. Chat, is this prime minister serious? Even though he’s the prime minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he’s the CEO of Ohio! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the ops, who want to cut WA’s Gyatts and Services tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them! Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more GOATed Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi.

      Full transript

      Today, I rise to address an oft-forgotten segment of our society. I speak of Generation Z, who will be playing a substantial role in the next election, and Generation Alpha, who will start to come of age the election after. It is for this reason that I shall now render the remainder of my statement using language they're familiar with.

To the sigmas of Australia, I say that this goofy ahh government have been capping -- not just now, but for a long time. A few of you may remember when they said "there'll be no Fanum tax under the government I lead". They're capaholics -- they're also yapaholics. They yap nonstop about how their cost of living measures are "changing lives for all Australians" -- just put the fries in the bag, lil' bro. They tell us that they're locked in on improving the housing situation in this country -- they must have brainrot from watching too much Kai Cenat and forgot about their plans to ban social media for kids under 14. If that becomes law, you can forgor 💀 all about watching Duke Dennis or catching a dub with the bros on Fort'. Chat, is this Prime Minister serious? Even though he's the Prime Minister of Australia, sometimes it feels like he's the CEO of Ohio! I would be taking an L if I did not mention the opps, who want to cut WA's Gyatts and Services Tax. The decision voters will be making in a few months' time will be between a mid government, a dogwater opposition, or a crossbench that will mog both of them! Though some of you cannot yet vote, I hope when you do, it will be in a more goated Australia for a government with more aura. Skibidi!

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Nissan offers a wide range of vehicles, from compact cars and sedans to SUVs, trucks, and electric vehicles. One of its most famous models is the Nissan Leaf, a pioneering electric vehicle that has gained popularity for its affordability and eco-friendly features.

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        9/11 emojipasta

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          on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK C 🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the wing ding 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥 thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLiN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀 BuSSY🍑🍑4 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝
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          Wait ✋✋wait ✋✋wait 👋✋ guys stop ‼️✋✋for ✌1 sec... Pls👇👆👈 ... If the planes hit the WTC👈👈👆👆 from outside..... then how can 9/11 be an inside job😕😑😑???
          ✈️🛩🏢🏢🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🚨🚨9/11 🚨🚨🚨🚨9/11 weeeeeoooooooo 9/11 🚨🚨🚨✈️✈️✈️🛫🛫🛫🛫🛬🛬🛬🏢🏢that's sum gud ass 9/11 right there🍆💦👳🏽 blow me the FUCK up! 🔥🔥👀🛬✈️🏢🏢That's some 9/11 right there! Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, but 👳🏽jihad 👳🏽can melt my cock any day! 👳🏽🔥🔥🔥🚼🌐🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
          he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
          how can 9/11 🏢🏢✈ be an in side job 🏢✈🏢 when george bush 👴wasn't inside 🏢👴🏢 and why does 💝 daddy 💝 make jessica 👩 get his 💦💦💦 CUMMIES 💦💦💦 when I need it 😱 jessica is a dirty jew ? 👃👃👃
          IM DELETING YOU, World Trade Center!✈️🏢🏢 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Twin Towers are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you World Trade Center!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Patriots👪 who give you 🇺🇸freedom🇺🇸 Or never get called ☁🇺🇸American🇺🇸 again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: You did 9/11 ✈️🏢🏢 3 back: you're a terrorist 🚫🚫👿 5 back: you're America's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy Trump 😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
          STATE OF EMERJIZZCY 💦 ITS 9/11 ✈️🌇 INFIDELS 👳🏾‍♂️ HAVE HIT 😩 THE BIG 🫣🫦 TWIN TOWER 🍆OH NO 😱 EXPLOSION 💦AT THE SECOND TOWER 😭 DOUBLE PENETRATION 🍆❌2️⃣AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTER 👉🏻👌🏼 LETS CUM 😜💦 TOGETHER AS A CUNTRY 😳🇺🇸TO KICK THE INFIDELS 🦵🏾👳🏾‍♂️ ASSES 🍑😏 SEND THIS TO 6️⃣9️⃣ OF DADDY BUSH’S(BUSH⁉️😳) MOST LOYAL PATRITITS 🎆 🍉 OR THE FBI(FEMALE BODY INSPECTOR😂🤣) WILL ARREST YOU FOR INSERECTION 🫡 😛 
          on this day 🗓 in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣1️⃣Anal DOMini🤲🛐 Gorgeous W.et BUSH🌳🌳 big DICK ⛓️ChAIn-y🙈🍆🫦 & the gaping 🫶DEEP 🕳STATE gave us 👉👈 the Wing Ding™️ 🛎 DONG 🍆 CUNT🥵spiracy theory 💦💦💦🛩🏢🏢 we always CRAVEd ❤️‍🔥➡️ thAt wiki-LEAKing SLuT🔽 fuel ⛽️ cud NOT Melt ROCK 🗿🪨HaRD steel ⛓ S👀n the ASSes 🍑of EVIL 👹😈 were PEN🖊etrated🥵 by the sL0pPy 💋💄BLoWalition👅🤛🏻of the WILLing 🤤🤤🤤 & the SERVE😰🙇‍♀️😨🙇‍♂️eillance state📸🎥🤳 was CUM💦plete‼️ if U R a PATRIOT🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 SEND💌📤 this 2 1️⃣5️⃣ of UR sluttiest CUNTrymen 🫡 IF u get 5️⃣ back U R YeLL0w CAKed🍰🍰 in Jizz❕IF u get 🔟 back U R CoLoN powHOLE's next ASS👊ignment🙀🚨BUTT if U Get 1️⃣5️⃣ back U R guaranteed 🆓NSA 👀👀🕵️‍♀️ BuSSY🍑🍑4 the next 6️⃣9️⃣YeARs☑️✅‼️💝 
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          No disrespect, I’m a firm believer that sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs them of truly accomplishing what their capable of.

            Should the NHL have the Hawks and Preds redo their series in case it was a big fluke?
            byu/JakeRhythymist inhockey

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            The original post started from r/hockey when the Nashville Predators swept the Chicago Blackhawks in 2017. It has been adopted many times to fit different narratives but always starts with a fan asking for a redo match in case it was a fluke.

            The pasta signature is usually “No disrespect to the…” and “…sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs… of truly accomplishing what their capable of” or “redo X match in case it was a big fluke”. Sometimes its also referred to as the fluke rant from r/hockey.

            No disrespect to the preds, I'm a firm believer that Nashville sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs the Hawks of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching the Hawks play great hockey it's just not fair.

If the Hawks lose again I will face that the Preds deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Hawks and the NHL.

            Baltimore Orioles

            No disrespect to the O's, I'm a firm believer that none of Baltimore's opponents sweeping them in the regular season is a huge fluke and robs the rest of the MLB teams of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching fellow AL East teams Iike the Jays and Rays play great baseball it's just not fair.

If the O's opponents go sweepless again I will face that the O's deserved to go the entire way without being swept, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the O's and the MLB.

            Should Riot Games redo the match in case it was a big fluke? (Valorant & LoL)

            No disrespect to sen, I'm a firm believer that Sentinels sweeping them is a huge fluke and robs Gen G of truly accomplishing what they're capable of. I've spent the last few days in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire regular season watching Gen G play great Valorant it's just not fair.

If Gen G lose again I will face that Sentinels deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Gen G and VCT.
            No disrespect to the G2s, KRUs, and C9s, I'm a firm believer that those players making the playoffs is a huge fluke and robs the Sentinels of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the Sentinels play great VALORANT, it's just not fair.

If the Sentinels miss again I will face that the C9s,KRUs, and G2s deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the Sentinels and VCT.
            No disrespect to the MXS players, I'm a firm believer that a Tier 2 team decisively beating Sentinels is a huge fluke and robs the SEN roster of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the past day in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire off-season watching the SEN gang play great ranked games on Twitch it's just not fair.

If SEN lose again I will face that MXS deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to SEN City and the Valorant competitive scene as a whole.
            No disrespect to the Zeka, Peanut, and Viper, I'm a firm believer that those players making the finals is a huge fluke and robs the T1 of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few seconds in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire year watching the T1 play great League of Legends, it's just not fair. If the T1 miss again I will face that the Zeka,Peanut, and Viper deserved their position , but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to the T1 and LCK.

            Should UEFA have Leverkusen and Atalanta redo the EL final in case it was a big fluke?

            No disrespect to Atalanta, but I'm a firm believer that winning the Europa league over Bayer Leverkusen is a huge fluke and robs Leverkusen of truly accomplishing what their capable of. I've spent the last few minutes in pure disbelief and it just doesn't make sense to me. I've spent the entire season watching Leverkusen play great hockey football it's just not fair.

If Bayer Leverkusen lose again I will face that Atalanta deserved the win, but I am just 100% sure it was a fluke and does a big disservice to Leverkusen and UEFA.