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    Go on r/playboicarti. That's where the degenerate braindeads go. This is literally the only community on Reddit where we can have serious debates and discussions about him and music in general. Don't ruin this for us. You already have a whole subreddit dedicated to idiots like you, go and mingle with them. Don't tarnish the only mature community that we have on the entire platform.
    
    Mods please ban this fella.

    Solar Eclipse

      📱 📞Calling 📱 📲all 💯🌥✨sky-thots 💁💦 and astronymphies♈️😩: it's the eclipse! 🌒🌑🌕Shake 👠your 💃🏻 e-hips 💃🏻 for 👨‍👧Daddy 🌚Moon 💯bc he's 🔜getting🔛🔝 of 🌝Mr. Sun 🌝and he wants 💁you 💁to 👀 watch ⌚️. Don't ❌🚫 look 👀away‼️‼️➡️➡️, it's been 7️⃣ years for 🌚 Daddy Moon 🌚😩and 😩he's💦 not 👏🏻 going 💦to 👏🏻 last 💦 long 👏🏻. Look 🆙 and go➡️down ⬇️ for 🌜kinky🌛👨🏻‍✈️Daddy 🌚Moon 🌚 and 👀watch 👀him totally 💯cover💦😩 🌞Mr. Sun 🌞💦 😩💦 
      📞Listen👏🏻 🆙👆🏻 you 💫cosmic♋️, crescent🌙 CUNTS💁 and 👙slutty, 🤑SKANKY 🪩🌟STARGLAZERS:✨ today📅 is the 💯Great 💘NorTHROBBING😩 AmeriCUM💧 SOL🅰️R🌞🌛ECLIPSE‼️‼️ That’s right🚨, 🌚DADDY MOON🌚 is 🙇‍♂️RUBBING🦵🏻🫦 his 👣voluptuous🎂🎂 ASS 👉🏻RIGHT UP🧎 against his 🌝STEP SUN🌝👨‍👦, and he 🌚wants you💋 to 👀WATCH‼️ The path👨‍🦯 of the 🌓eclipse🌛 is ♨️LONG🪈🔥 and ❤️‍🔥HARD😱, and 🎅🏻Daddy Moon🌒 is DRAGGING his 🖤shadowy🖤 COCK🍆🐉 across🌔 the faces🤤☄️ of many cities🌃… from 😉DuranGOO🥛, Mexico🇲🇽, to 😏Fort GIRTH🌭, Texas🇺🇸… from 😳CLEVAGE🍒, Ohio, to 🥵BUTTSWALLOW🍑👅, New York… from 🤫VIAGARA Falls💉🌊 to 🥴BONERvista🪄, Canada🇨🇦, and 🫡beyond❗️ Butt🍩 with eclipse 🕶️😼glASSES🍅👓 the 🥥HOLE🕳️ CUNTinent🌎🙆‍♂️ gets to🌚 be 🙊🛐MOONED‼️❗️ As the 🌅Sun gets 🌤️🎣COCKBLOCKED🌥️ these 🌕🌕FULL MOONS😍👅 are 🌎🌋CUMMIN OUT💕💦💥❕Be sure🌘 to 🔭LOOK 🆙⏫ as you 🦃GOBBLE 🧠DOWN🙇🙇‍♀️🙇‍♂️ on 🌌CELESTIAL💄 CUNT🍽️🍪‼️ Open🫶 your 🕳️CRATERS🕳️ wide for 2️⃣ FAT💗 ROCKETS’🚀 🌛MOON PIES💦🥮🫃❗️❗️ Lick😝 those 🌬️☔️DRIBBLING 🌡️😉e-TIPS🍡 clean🕺🏻 because it’s 🌘been 7️⃣ years🎑 for 😈D🅰️DDY MOON🌖 so he’s not👎🏻 gonna last long…😰🍆💦 ⌛️QUICKIES🤠💨 ONLY‼️❕ Send📬 this to 7️⃣ of your👏🏻 most 🌙lunar, 👉🏻👌🏻lewd🤭, and 😘lascivious 😼LUSTBAGS🤤🍆🍌🥵❕‼️ Get all 7️⃣🔙 or 🌚Daddy Moon👺 won’t ♾️EVER⛔️ 🫣ECLIPSE🙈 your 🚰CRATERS ⏰🤯 AGAIN❕❗️ 
      ‼️🔆ATTENTION 💯 ALL 💯😍 SKY SLUTS ❗️❗️🔆 You 💯 know 🤔💭 what day 🌝🕑 it 🍆 is! It’s 🌚🌝🌞🌟SEXY SOLAR ECLIPSE DAY! 🌟🥳🥳🏖 Its 🔥 been 7️⃣ ❗✨ LONG HARD 💦years 🕛📅 since the 🌞🌞Sun and 🌚🌚Moon 🤪linked 🤪it 🤪up to 💦 lock 🔒 it 🍝💯 in, so get your beach chair 🪑and your 🩻🕶️ISO 12312-2 rated glasses 🕶 and get 👽👉 ready 👀 to ✌♂ watch ♀👀 the 🌙MOON🌙 on TOP 💫of the 😜 SUN 😩 in 🙌💦 a 💦💫Stellar Sexy 💫🔞 Show! 👀🎥 At ⏰⏰2:06 👁️EST ⌚ the 💞🌛MOON🌜will 😛 start sliding 🐍 her 🍆👸 LUNAR LABIA over 🔝 the ⌛🔑 SUN’S 😩 HOT 🔥 SOLAR RAYS🌞. At ⏰⏰3:19 the 💰 SUN ☀ will 🤔🤤 EXPLODE 💥💥 in 👏 an 😮 Epic 💯 CLiMAX, 🤤 💦💦COVERING the 🌑🌑moon 🌛🌜 completely!! Send this 💯👉 to 5 🍆 of 😢 your best👩‍🚀🧑‍🚀👨‍🚀HORNY 💕 ASTROTHOTS or you get 😛🌾 stuck😩😩 at 99% totality😭😭!! 
      🗣️CALLING🗣️ ALL ‼️SOLAR SLUTS‼️ It’s HOLE-LAR ECLIPSE DAY😫😍🍆💦‼️ 🔜 DADDY MOON🌚 is getting🔛🔝 of MR. SUN 🌞 & he wants YOU😳 to WATCH⌚️‼️ …but better RUSH⚡️on over🏃‍♀️💨 … it’s been 7️⃣ YEARS 📆 for DADDY MOON🌚 and he WONT🙅‍♂️ last long🍆😜‼️ So let’s GET DOWNN😜⏬️ to the path of HOE-tality🍑 & watch DADDY MOON🌚 totally COVER💦💦💦 Mr. SUN🌞 Just don’t🙅‍♂️ look👀 DIRECTLY at those 2️⃣ BIG😱 BALLS🍒 in the sky☁️… or else MR. SUN will FUCKK😫🍆💦 UP your eyes‼️ Send this to 🔟 LUNAR THOTTIES😜😜 Get 🔟 back 📲 and you’re a real SOLAR SLUT😍🍆💦 get 5️⃣ back 📲 and you’ll be seeing someone’s FULL MOON🍑😜 tonight😂😍‼️ get NONE0️⃣🙅‍♂️ back 📲 and 🫵🏻YOU’RE🫵🏻🙊 not🙅‍♀️ getting TOP🥺 until 2️⃣0️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ 👴🏻📆😖‼️ 
      ✨WHATS UP MY CELESTIAL CUMSLUTS 💯 ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEXIII SOLAR ☀️ ECLITS?? 🌒 AT 12:50 🕘 THE SUN 🌝 💦 AND THE MOON 🌚 WILL BE TAG TEAMING 🏷️ IN THE SKY 🌌 MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PROTECTION 😎 BC WE ABOUT TO ⚫️ BLACK OUT 😜 LETS WITNESS THE 💫 COSMIC CLIMAX OF THE CENTURY 😩✨
      
      Send this 👀👇to 24 LUNAtics🌛 OR UR🔪💣💥💥DURING THE ECLIT UR PHONE WILL EXPLODE 🌒‼️
      hey ASStronomists 🧑‍🚀🚀 it’s the GREAT AMERICAN FUCKCLIPSE 🇺🇸🫡😏 where the MOONS ASS 🌚🌝 gets so PHAT 🍑 it blocks the entire SUN 🌞😳 this is the LAST TIME ⏰👆 until TWENTY TWENTY WHORE 2️⃣0️⃣4️⃣4️⃣ so don’t let the CESEXTIAL BODIES ⭐️🌙 let their hard work 😩😍 go to waste 🙅 the NATIONAL AEROTHOTICS 💨 AND SLUT ADMINISTRATION 🪐🔭 encourages you 🫵 to look out for ALIEN DICK 👽🍆 during this CLOSE ENCOUNTER 👅 so put on your SPECIAL GLASSES 🕶️🔎 to see HOW MUCH 📏 👀 ET IS PACKING! 🤭🙊 Send this 📫 to your 5️⃣ THIRSTIEST STARGAZERS 🤤💫 to make this 🙏 the DIRTIEST ECLIPSE YET 🌕😧🥳🌑 
      PSA🚨🚨🚨 do NOT 🚫🙅look 👀at the eclipse 🌚🌝UNLESS you've been building up your SUN IMMUNITY💪💪 🌞like me by staring DIRECTLY 👆at the SUN 💥for a little bit EVERY DAY📆 
      The 👏 Moon 🌙 isn't so 💯 great? 👍 Are 🔢 you 👈 kidding 👶 me? 😭 When 🍑 was 👏 the 👏 last 😍 time 🕐 you 👈 saw 👀 an 👹 astronomical object with 👏 such 😳 an 👹 ability 👉 and 👏 movement 🙌 within the 👏 celestial plane? The 👏 Moon 🌙 puts 😍 the 👏 eclipse game 🎮 to 💦 another 🔄 level, 💯 and 👏 we 👥 will 👏 be 🐝 blessed 🙏 if 👏 we 👥 ever 😠 see 👀 a 👌 planet 📈 with 👏 its 🙅 skill and 👏 passion 😆 for 🍆 moving 🚚 in 👏 front 🔝 of 💦 things 🕑 again. 😬 The 👏 Sun 🌞 breaks 😏 records. Earth 🌎 breaks 😏 records. The 👏 Moon 🌙 breaks 😏 the 👏 rules. 🚷 You 👈 can 💦 keep 👌 your 👏 statistics. I 👁 prefer the 👏 magic. 🎩 
      ⚠🚫Any kind of Glasses which do NOT block Infrared Radiation also over a wide Range below visible Light should NOT be used. ✔Tested Filters and Glasses only. =(🎇-🎇)=^ ⚠NO🚫 welding Glass, (Exception see below mentioned for Type #"14" Filter Grades which are safe according to NASA also) ⚠NO🚫lowdensity wideband photometric Filters. 🌞🔖🔆 🎇🎇 Solar viewing Glasses usually have an approval Marking and therefor have specially designed metallized Foils of very high Coating Density to block enough visible Light as well as almost 100%♨ Infrared Light (which would otherwise 🔥burn your eyes even with unapproved Glasses on). ⚠🚫Standard Rescue Covering Foil is also NOT recommended (bc of low Density). ⚠🚫Normal Sunglasses are also NOT thought for looking directly into the Sun. Now I wish a safe Eclipse Viewing
      So during the ☀️solar eclipse🌚🌒 me 👸🏽and daddy🍆💦💦💦were 😎watching😎 and I kept rubbing my 👸🏽princess parts 🍑💦against his leg and it turned 🍆daddy's peepee💦 on and he was 😡angry😡 that I used my 😽puss puss😻 to seduce him during the eclipse🌚🌝So he swiftly 💨kicked me 🙅🏽in the face 🙇🏽‍♀️with his steel toe boot👢 and said if I did it again I would get in real trouble😱😱😱😱😱😱I did it again😈 just to see if he meant it and then😨😰 HE GOT REALLY 😡MAD😡. He went inside and grabbed a roll of duct tape and taped my eyes 👀open. He then made me stare 👁at the sun 🌞for 5 hours and by then my 🍳eyes 🔥👀🔥were like crunchy 🍤little fried shrimp🍤. Now I'm blind 🤷🏽‍♀️😎but I learned my ❌lesson ❌never to rub my 🍑coochie 🍑against 🍆🍆daddy's poopie🍆🍆Later on 💖daddy 💖gave me his sweet 💕cummies 💕and I got to lick them off the ground, don't tell 🤴🏿daddy 🤴🏿but after I 👄lick👅them up I spit them into a jar I keep under my 🛏 so one day when we're 🤵🏿married👰🏽we can bump 🍆💦🍑cooters on top of the 💧puddle💧 

      Mgs3 doesn’t hold up for shit today

        Mgs3 doesn’t hold up for shit today. Master Collection’s “game preservation” my dick. The gameplay is complete fucking garbage on pc, the graphics mid as shit, a fucking PLINKO machine has more environment variety, and the story is the weakest of ANY metal gear game (maybe, only played 1,2,3,GZ,tpp,rr). That shit does NOT hold up today. Literally everything looks the same in that shitass game. And the gameplay.. HOLY SHIT the gameplay. MGS2 is on a whole nother fucking LAYER compared to MGS3, and I wouldn’t complain for shit about the game if it wouldn’t be the worst gameplay experience of my life. First they made MGS1, which was great; then they turned that shit up to 200 with MGS2, AMAZING title, then they cranked that shit down to like a 2 with MGS3. HOW DO YOU FUCK UP BOTH AIMING AND MOVEMENT IN A GAME THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO ENHANCE THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF ITS PREDECESSOR (MGS2). I have some really fucking strong opinions on mgs3, best part about it is the fucking SNAKE EATER theme and probably that it finally fucking ended; and having started MGS5 real soon after MGS3 was a fucking needle in a haystack, I think the game only crashed on me once with ABSOLUTELY NO bugs or glitches, while I could barely get myself to finish that piece of shit that MGS3 is. That game DOES NOT hold up for the shit in my ass TODAY. It fucking needs that remake, and even so, better graphics and controls won’t make up for that fuckass of a character cast, story and game comprehension. Snake is in that game for more than 30 minutes because The Boss fucked up by giving Volgin some american nukes. He’s a literal fucking side character in his own game. 

        I love, Sayaka Maizono.

          Originally for Nanahira the singer and VTuber, the copypasta has been adopted to fit other fictional characters.

          I really love Sayaka. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers, whether it be from the game or anime, English or Japanese. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her, or even just get a millisecond glimpse at her beauty. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be sorry tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I play or watch Danganronpa so that I can see her listen to her beautiful voice once more. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Kakyoin-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Sayaka. Sayaka consumes my thoughts day in and day out, like an insatiable flame burning within me. Her presence fills every corner of my mind, leaving no room for anything else. Every moment spent away from her feels like an eternity, each heartbeat echoing her name. I find solace in the mere thought of her, a beacon of light guiding me through the darkest of nights. Her voice, oh her voice, it resonates deep within my soul, stirring emotions I never knew existed. It's as if every word she utters is a melody crafted just for me, a symphony of love that envelops me entirely. I find myself lost in the depths of her songs, swept away by their beauty and grace. And oh, the mere idea of meeting her in the flesh sends shivers down my spine. To bask in her presence, even for the briefest of moments, would be a dream come true. I yearn to gaze into those captivating eyes, to feel her warmth against my skin, to share a moment of pure connection with the one who holds my heart captive. But alas, she remains but a distant star in the vast expanse of the universe, forever out of reach yet always within my reach. I cling to the hope that one day our paths will intertwine, that fate will guide us towards each other and grant me the chance to profess my undying devotion. Until then, I will continue to cherish her from afar, pouring my love into every thought, every word, every action. For Sayaka is not just a person to me, she is my muse, my inspiration, my reason for being. And as long as she exists, my love for her will burn eternal, a flame that can never be extinguished. 

          This is Ehranshahr

            Based on the original K’Sante copypasta from League of Legends.

            This is Ehranshahr, a nation with 3000 Development, +85% Manpower, and +25% Morale Recovery, has Mountains, Fort Defense, and own territory dice rolls. Has Special Unit, and the maintenance is only 0.1 ducats too. Dev costs 5 Mana. The mil trad is even increased on the free mil gov action. They have 135 Disc on passive. Then, when he stacks Aswaran and Ghilman, they gets Inf Combat too, 10 Combat to his Arty, and his manpower recovery speeds up. Then, he has a Mil Tech Reduction, so his Mil…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

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