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Phineas and Verb, but all the ferbs are replaced by “fuck” and “fucking”

    There's 104 days of summer vacation

And school fucks along just to fuck it

So the annual problem for our generation

Is fucking a good way to fuck it

Like maybe...

Fucking a rocket

Or fucking a mummy

Or fucking up the Eiffel Tower

Fucking something that doesn't exist, Hey!

Or fucking a monkey a shower

Fucking tidal waves

Fucking nanobots

Or fucking Frankenstein's brain, It's over here!

Fucking a dodo bird

Fucking a continent

Or fucking your sister insane, Phineas!

As you can fuck

There's a whole lot of stuff to fuck

Before school fucks this fall, fuck on Perry!

So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb

Are gonna fuck it all

So fuck with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are

Gonna fuck it all!

Mom! Phineas and Ferb are fucking a title sequence!

    If whites aren’t the superior race, then why is cum white?

      Think about it. The source of all being. The life-blood of the human race, the vital fluid we all depend on for sustenance...is white.

Does this not indicate that the greatest among us are those who were forged in cum, to the point that their skin was whitened?

Cum is not black or brown or yellow or blue, it is WHITE

And if white people are as virtuous as cum is delicious, then my allegiance is forever sworn to them.

      If You Use One of These, You Have Lost The Argument

        I abhor when people use: "🤡🤡🤡" "OK BOOMER" "🤷" "PERIOD." "diD I AsK" "😂" (sarcastically) "who asked?" "Ok... But go off" "Ok honey/sweetie" "who👏hurt👏you👏" (or any variation of that with the emojis). I get it, your persuasion skills aren't competent enough to have a civil discussion with/respond to another person's comment so you resort to dumb clichés. Please, just don't respond at all or learn how to not sound condescending or redundant. That is all.

        Who asked?

          Every ‘Who asked’ copypasta
          According to world population studies, approximately 108 billion people have lived on this planet. Assuming that the average lifespan of all these people was 25, there has been around 2.7 trillion years of life, if we multiply this by the number of days in a year (365), there is a total of 985,500,000,000,000 days of life (985.5 trillion days). Not once in any of those days did anybody ask.
          ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Who asked (Feat: No one) ───────────⚪────── ◄◄⠀▐▐ ⠀►► 5:12/ 7:𝟻𝟼 ───○ 🔊⠀ ᴴᴰ ⚙️
          Greetings fellow user. I am saddened to inform you of the following information: as of now, we as a collective are currently unable to locate the whereabouts of the individual who asked.
          Nobody cares if you asked or not you fucking retard, nobody cares. The world doesn't revolve around you; not everybody gives a fuck about your opinion, you stupid fuck. I don't care.

          69 is so funny.

            69 is so funny. Whenever I hear it, I just burst out laughing. I run out into the living room and grab the Tv remote. I start flicking through the channels. “You guys, it’s so funny, you’ll laugh so hard!” I can barely get it out as I’m laughing so hard, banging the table and snickering while I flick through the TV channels. I finally get to The CW, and the number 69 is on the bottom right-hand corner of the screen! My family and friends who were over all stand up in tremendous applause, and my wife and children come back from upstate to be with my comedic genius!

            I’ve jerked off to the vampire girl from hotel Transylvania a total of 214 times.

              I’ve jerked off to the vampire girl from hotel Transylvania a total of 214 times. All I want in life is to penetrate her pale virgin vampire pussy with my 5.6 inch horse schlong and impregnate her while my dad watches and cheers me on. God just the thought of her sucking the smegma from my foreskin makes me cum my pants. I would literally kill myself tomorrow just to suck a single one of her toes today, why can’t she just fucking be real fuuuuuck