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Shai, just put your dick in my ass at this point man

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    byu/lilsebastion inThunder
    Down 2-0 to the most notorious flopper in the league.
Ant ass and can't hit shit outside the three point line, Randle is a fucking ghost in the 3rd and got benched in the 4th, Mcdaniels has the temper of a fucking baby and pushed shai for a free flagrant (and we wonder how he gets so many calls Imfa00000000000000). Gobert is a fucking cold and gets out rebounded by LuFreuntz Dort and Alex Caruso, and we have Finch over here with a nice small ball lineup after Gobert is out for Chet to fucking *** all over with his tall lanky ass. Jesus Fucking Christ. Fuck this Fucking Team. I was giddy like a cheerleader about to get a train ran on her by the local football team when they started a run to get back into the game, but they just had to miss every single fucking shot as soon as I got a little bit of fucking hope. Trade Ant, trade Rudy, trade Jaden, Send Randle to China, Trade NAW, Send Naz to China, Trade Dante, Trade Mike, and explode ALL (yes, ALL) of the coaching staff. Matter of fact, fuck it. Explode YOU (Yes, YOU reading this post right now, I am talking to YOU the reader) AND ME off the face of this earth for supporting this fuck ass fake ass team. Steph
should've bounced this fuck ass fuck ass team in the semis but the basketball gods gave him a hamstring injury just so they could watch us get anally ***** by Shai Gilgeous Alexander. I'm done. Fuck this team. Fuck me. Hard.

    Good news, we can finally be bees.

      We can be bees meme 
      Good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. a pet. "a pet?" a pet. Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years. "THIS IS INSANE!" 
      Mark this is good news, we can finally be bees. This isn't your world but we can bee bees, you'll live for 30 years you understand what that means? We can finally be bees
      🐝
      We can be BEES. This is GOOD news. 
      Mark this isn't our world, but we can be bees
      You’ll live like a bee
      You will live 30 years
      You can be a bee. You can live like a pet. This is good news

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        I’ve known Donald a long time, since the ’80s, when he came to Moscow chasing towers, gold, and girls.

          Its a copypasta of Putin describing Trump but it is unverifiable.

          “I’ve known Donald a long time, since the ’80s, when he came to Moscow chasing towers, gold, and girls. He stayed in one of our finest hotels. Let’s just say… he has a real appreciation for gold and showers. I’ve seen things. He knows that. Some presidents send sanctions. He sends compliments. He listens. I’m very happy with him. Always have been.”

          I once brought my son to the grocery store and I spotted Quinn

            Quinn “Quinn” Callahan is a professional Dota 2 player who is notorious for being toxic and prone to throwing in pub games.

            What a wholesome guy Quinn is. I once brought my son to the grocery store and I spotted Quinn in the frozen isle. I wanted a picture with him but he refused and grabbed a frozen salmon slapped my son with it. I still think he is a cool guy.

            I saw Quinn at a grocery store

            I saw Quinn at a grocery store in Los Angeles awhile ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

            Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people’s heads and click

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              Zywoo is not the goat. All he does is put his crosshair on people's heads and click. He does not flame his teammates and he never gets angry. Does he even care about the game?

S1mple on the other hand - no debate - the absolute goat of CS. The way he shakes his mouse every time he takes a shot - the way he flicks, the way the recoil seems to follow him IRL when shooting. Clearly established a deeper connection with the game than Zywho.

S1mple is not afraid of trash talking his teammates when they play like shit. S1mple doesn't want to play with bots. S1mple left the team when he saw some no names like jLoser, AleksiBOT, and that other random guy on the transfer list. He is superior to the game, and he chooses when he wants to play it. What a goat. Truly number 1 in the world.