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I want to bang the terraria zoologist

    Terraria zoologist copypasta
    Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the terraria zoologist so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time a blood moon occurs I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Astria. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Astria's tight fox pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/fox babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with a fox in the backyard. I dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my computer. I might not ever get to see Astria again.

    I have decided to commit suicide

      Dear Friend, I recently have suffered from depression, social anxiety, osteoporosis and various digestive defects. I was struggling for years but now, after watching that GIF, I have decided to commit suicide. Thank you.

      I cannot believe Joji is Pink Guy

        I cannot FUCKING believe that Japanese-American musician Joji of 88rising is in actuality the popular Japanese-American YouTuber Joji Miller also know as Filthy Frank who was popular for his satirical content who has used a derogatory racial slur in his 2017 album ‘Pink Season’. I cannot believe this. I'm literally shaking. This can't be happening. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the what happened today. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so fucked. I’m literally shaking right now… There’s no way Joji would do this… This can’t be real…

        It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane

          Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but pokimane’s pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.

          Buddy, you’re not funny

            Buddy, did you really just say “poop” in the middle of your discord call to get all of your fucking fat ass call me carson watching, gay ass friends to start laughing? You think that’s funny? You’re a fucking disgrace to society, you fat fuck. You think you’re fucking funny by saying either “poop, cock, or balls” and somehow manages to get laughs from your -12 IQ group of troglodytes. I wish you would fucking stop. Its not funny, you make 0 effort to produce any form of real comedy, and why I, an intellectual, am unable to find that funny. You are so unfunny that you have to resort to saying “cum” because your pea sized brain cant find anything else, you have to make these cringey ass jokes and this is why you have no friends at school. You are unpopular, cringey, and a fucking gamer. Get the fuck out of my igloo, you fucking non-membership penguin.

            Kronk rates your chungus

              Okay let’s see what we’re working with

Whoa

Nice chungus

Big, but not too normie

Breathtaking length

A 69 (nice)° angle

Eh, could trim the hairs a bit but we’ll work on it

Yep... I’d say that’s a pretty big chungus

I rate it... wholesome 85/100

Good job, kind redditor