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Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players?

    Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players? I'm better than all of them and I'm in bronze. I purposely empty my vandal clip down to 1 bullet because I kill all my opponents with 1 tap ease. Tenz looks like he could use some lessons from me directly. I'm bronze by the way.

    Tenz is overrated.

      Tenz is overrated. I'm more useful then Tenz. If Sentinels take me to the team I can carry with my Jett skills. I'm gold because of bad teammates. I deserve radiant.Tenz is overrated. I'm more useful then Tenz. If Sentinels take me to the team I can carry with my Jett skills. I'm gold because of bad teammates. I deserve radiant.

      They know me as the headshot machine

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        They know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me...

        Hey my son is a huge fan of yours

          Hey Zen my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.
          Hey Envy my son is a huge fan of yours. Anyway over the past few days of watching you play this game hes got much better at playing baseball (he plays in the 11-13 year old division). I just wanted to stop by and thank you for teaching him how to throw so well.

          Uninstalling Valorant

            UNINSTALLING VALORANT
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            NA aka “New Age”

              NA aka "New Age” is known as the first region to give hope to their fans with the start of the SEN age . Since they gave up on every other fps and moba game, they are investing in Valorant win % Speedruns. In particular they are the current match win region holders against Any eu team going 2 win 0 losses.