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Archive of all Valorant related copypasta including of pro players, gaming organizations, Riot’s circle jerk, Valorant metas and Twitch chat to troll fans.

“Clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round” Valorant version

    clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round

Hiko plants the bomb and turns to look at Laz

"You took my family"

moves to the left

"You took my friends"

moves to the right

"You took all that was dear to me"

bomb timer keeps ticking

"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"

Hiko fires two shock darts straight at Laz

"HIIKORUKEN"

The shock darts kill Laz instantly. Hiko falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Nitr0.. Senpai... I..."

faints

Final Score

Zeta Division 13

100T 1

    “They got me” Valorant version

      Champions Tour 2023: LOCK//IN São Paulo

      “They got me,” (Insert player) said of FNATIC winning São Paulo. "Those f***ing FNATIC boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add EU to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.

      Champions Tour 2021: Masters Berlin

      “They got me,” (Insert player) said of Sentinels winning Berlin. "Those f***ing Sentinels boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add NA to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.

      Original variation of ‘He got me’/’He boomed me’ copypasta

      Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
“He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.

      Shahzam on NA being the dominant region

        Shahzam on NA being the dominant region: "We don't compare ourselves with other regions." Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of Tenz. "I'll let you interpret that however you want," Shahz said.

        Everything changed when the NA region attacked

          Europe. Korea. North America. Brazil. Long ago, the four regions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the NA region attacked. Only FPX, the master of all five maps, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they choked it.

          Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God

            Hiko is a professional Valorant player
            I believe that Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God. For every teammate that Hiko watches die in front of him, he is granted the ability to kill one person on the enemy team. Hiko lives a painful existence, knowing that he must watch his friends die over and over as he stands and does nothing, but it is what he has to do. Steel and Nitro may die, but that is a sacrifice Hiko is willing to make.