Archive of all Valorant related copypasta including of pro players, gaming organizations, Riot’s circle jerk, Valorant metas and Twitch chat to troll fans.
1 kill, 20 assists? That’s that real discord kitten valorant, I 100% respect it. Those are the stats I put up when I’m tryna get free discord nitro from some shady guy I met on craigslist.Y’all wouldn’t get it
Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald.
The farthest a human being has ever been from Earth was during the Apollo 13 mission, when Americans James Lovell, Fred Haise, John Swigert passed over the far, or "dark" side of the Moon, however this couldnt be further from the truth as the person known as "hiko was approx. 4 light years away from the spike on icebox
I want to eat 🍽 outrageous 😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 👦 🤝 👦 by boys 🧔 💕 💋 🧔 or men 💪 preferably men 😍 🤩
Ta Liek Xie Liek "tarik" is a Chinese Valorant content creator. He works part time at Enlai Guo Ltd. (EG) assembling bootleg Nike trainers. He is a very good citizen with a social credit score of over 9000. When he reaches 10000 social credit, the state will give him permission to marry Po Kie Ma and form a family.
Additional info for our play against [team]
[player a] got fever
[player a] left mousepad
[player b] lost whole gears
[player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
[player c] keyboard bug
We were in chaosSEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world)
Zombs got fever
Zombs left mousepad
Dapr lost whole gears
TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all)
TenZ keyboard bug
We were in chaos.