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I CALL RYAN 📞 THIS GUY 👨 IS MID BALL UP 🏀 I THINK 🤔 IM LIKE... FAM 😳 WHEN ARE YOU GONNA BE HOME 🏠 HES LIKE 😫 30 MINUTES 30 MINUTES 3️⃣ 0️⃣ IM CHILLIN RN 😎 IM LIKE 💅 COME HOME RIGHT NOW 😈 HES LIKE WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY 😕 IM LIKE 😳 YOU WANNA PLAY A MATCH 🔥 RING 📞 FOR IMT 👑 PLAY AGAINST T 1️⃣ IM COMING HOME RIGHT NOW. HE ZOOMED HOME, ZOOMED HOME, HOPS ON, TOP FRAGS. THAT BOY DIFFERENT.
FNS has passed away from old age
Thousands come to his funeral to honor him
Saadhak shows up in a wheelchair to pay respects to his old rival
The funeral attendant tells Saadhak to open the casket to say goodbye
He opens the casket but only a note is left
"I'm not dead. I rotated B. Get owned."
Saadhak yells at Aspas to go grab his Operator
It's 2046. I'm still watching the fnatic x m3c match. I had 4 children. Nats retired and now his son plays for him. Derke has over 3000 kills and fnatic has a map point but redgar grabs a 1v5 at 2hp. My wife left me.
Thats fucking Valorant right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging slow disciplined default smile for the camera bullshit. Men overpeek, men lose every anti-eco, men knife the defuser, men run it down every round. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball tacshooter fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Raze ults get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Valorant is back baby.
Is it Legal for Players to Kiss as a Strategy?
Let’s say that it's the finals on LAN map 5 in crunch time. If Victor starts kissing FNS, not a single opponent will be watching the game, leaving Yay open for an easy ace. Would Victor and FNS be punished for this or would the round count? The rules are vague but point to no unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?
When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively. When EDG is even in players, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a small advantage, and he so he pushes aggressively to fight to secure their "lead". When EDG is behind by one player, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for an aggressive play to regain control of the game. When EDG is down multiple players, Kang Kang thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not make an aggressive play.