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Uninstalling Valorant

    UNINSTALLING VALORANT
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    NA aka “New Age”

      NA aka "New Age” is known as the first region to give hope to their fans with the start of the SEN age . Since they gave up on every other fps and moba game, they are investing in Valorant win % Speedruns. In particular they are the current match win region holders against Any eu team going 2 win 0 losses.

      EU also known as “Easily Upset”

        NA is actually good at a esport what is this
        EU also known as "Easily Upset" is the most overhyped region at Masters 2. Since they gave up on winning the event, they are investing in speedruns. They are current world record holders in fastest map lost and Airport Any %
        EMEA “Earliest Movement to Every Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the Valorant Masters, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport Any % and Airport Latam Any %

        Sentinels are weak tactically

          Sentinels are weak tactically, they're carried by their aim and just pug, and will get exposed against real tactical teams in EU like fnatic.

          Technical pause? Illuminati confirmed.

            Matthew "Wardell" Yu is a Canadian player who currently plays for TSM.
            Technical pause? yeah right. Illuminati confirmed, i knew it. The matches are clearly fixed, because how did virgin1 get in the tournament over TSM? its impossible to beat wardell everyone knows that because he is the best op.