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Mahesh “Marved” Deva

    Marved is a pro Valorant player for Optic
    Mahesh "Marved" Deva is an Indian professional Valorant player for Optic Gaming, previously known as NV (Navyug Vidya-games), an electrical sports (e-sports) organisation in Assam, India . He is lovingly called jizmo, or more famously "dat cold boi" because of his expertise in coolant systems. He can often be found smoking in garage while TPing (Tele-Phoning) into girls' DM's.

    Punjabi “FNS” Methamphetamine

      FNS is a pro Valorant player for Optic
      Punjabi "FNS" Methamphetamine was a Dungeons and Dragons character who rolled a natural 20 on Intelligence and a natural 1 on Aim. After stacking enough points on his Intelligence stat he gained sentience and transcended into our reality, where he has since pursued careers as a professional player of tactical first person shooter "Counter-Strike" and its cartoon sequel "Valarante".

      NA “Near Airport”

        NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the VALORANT Champions, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.
        NA "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of VALORANT Champions, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations.
        NA aka “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL , they are investing in VALORANT Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

        Valorant Precise Gunplay

          To be clear, in Project A, shooting matters. You don’t kill with abilities. Abilities create tactical opportunities to take the right shot. Characters have abilities that augment their gunplay, instead of fighting directly with their abilities.