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Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God

    Hiko is a professional Valorant player
    I believe that Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God. For every teammate that Hiko watches die in front of him, he is granted the ability to kill one person on the enemy team. Hiko lives a painful existence, knowing that he must watch his friends die over and over as he stands and does nothing, but it is what he has to do. Steel and Nitro may die, but that is a sacrifice Hiko is willing to make.

    “Your aim is insane.” Subroza said

      Subroza is a professional Valorant player
      "Your aim is insane." Subroza said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Rossy's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Rossy, as Subroza blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Rossy. "Weak ass eco play, Subroza." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Rossy dropped his Sova arrow into Subrpza's open bombsite.

      N.A.T.S. (Also called No Access To Site)

        nAts is a professional Valorant player
        N.A.T.S. (Also called No Access To Site) was an AI created by Rito Games to check playtest their Sentinels. However since Rito sucks at dealing with smurfs, the AI started smurfing, leading to Rito Games believing sentinels are overpowered, nerfing cypher and buffing jett for the 8th time.

        100T owner Nadeshot proudly waited outside the PCroom

          100T owner Nadeshot proudly waited outside the PCroom after the final round to give Asuna and the players on his victorious new-look team an appreciative fist pound on Sunday afternoon. Duelist Will yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Master clutcher Derrek gave a look of pleasant surprise. IGL Stellar yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Asuna hit the PC room door, former 100T great Hiko hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”

          Check him PC this not normally

            They need to check him pc copypasta
            TenZ skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up
            xQc skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..
            xQc skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit
            he skilled player but that is not normally. this is very very insane.... they need to check him pc and game....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen. he needs to check-up
            Shroud skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Shroud using game deficit

            Original was from a HLTV comment about CSGO player Zyw00

            ZywOO not normally copypasta
            ZywOO skilled player but that is not normally, This very very insane....They need to check him pc and game.....Maybe he not cheating but maybe he using the game deficit ...and this cant seem on game screen..He needs to check-up....Day0s FPL Cheater with Streaming.....I think day0s still cheating...Zyw00 using game deficit on PRO scene ,ON BIG Events.Maybe everyone dont knows him trick.He incredible....I want to ask his where is the comming of your skill's ?

            I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region

              The original pasta was about EU dominance in LoL
              I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.