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That's it. That seals the deal. I am no longer a Sentinels fan. This team is a pure and utter embarrassment. I officially will not be renewing my Tier 3 Tenz Twitch sub nor my Tier 3 Shahzam sub. I'm going to the 100 thieves where they know how to run a team.
Europe. Korea. North America. Brazil. Long ago, the four regions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the NA region attacked. Only FPX, the master of all five maps, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they choked it.
I believe that Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God. For every teammate that Hiko watches die in front of him, he is granted the ability to kill one person on the enemy team. Hiko lives a painful existence, knowing that he must watch his friends die over and over as he stands and does nothing, but it is what he has to do. Steel and Nitro may die, but that is a sacrifice Hiko is willing to make.
"Your aim is insane." Subroza said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Rossy's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Rossy, as Subroza blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Rossy. "Weak ass eco play, Subroza." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Rossy dropped his Sova arrow into Subrpza's open bombsite.
N.A.T.S. (Also called No Access To Site) was an AI created by Rito Games to check playtest their Sentinels. However since Rito sucks at dealing with smurfs, the AI started smurfing, leading to Rito Games believing sentinels are overpowered, nerfing cypher and buffing jett for the 8th time.
100T owner Nadeshot proudly waited outside the PCroom after the final round to give Asuna and the players on his victorious new-look team an appreciative fist pound on Sunday afternoon. Duelist Will yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Master clutcher Derrek gave a look of pleasant surprise. IGL Stellar yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Asuna hit the PC room door, former 100T great Hiko hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”