Archive of all Valorant related copypasta including of pro players, gaming organizations, Riot’s circle jerk, Valorant metas and Twitch chat to troll fans.
“They got me,” (Insert player) said of FNATIC winning São Paulo. "Those f***ing FNATIC boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add EU to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.
Champions Tour 2021: Masters Berlin
“They got me,” (Insert player) said of Sentinels winning Berlin. "Those f***ing Sentinels boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add NA to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.
Original variation of ‘He got me’/’He boomed me’ copypasta
Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
“He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.
Shahzam on NA being the dominant region: "We don't compare ourselves with other regions." Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of Tenz. "I'll let you interpret that however you want," Shahz said.
That's it. That seals the deal. I am no longer a Sentinels fan. This team is a pure and utter embarrassment. I officially will not be renewing my Tier 3 Tenz Twitch sub nor my Tier 3 Shahzam sub. I'm going to the 100 thieves where they know how to run a team.
Europe. Korea. North America. Brazil. Long ago, the four regions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the NA region attacked. Only FPX, the master of all five maps, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they choked it.
I believe that Hiko has made a deal with the Blood God. For every teammate that Hiko watches die in front of him, he is granted the ability to kill one person on the enemy team. Hiko lives a painful existence, knowing that he must watch his friends die over and over as he stands and does nothing, but it is what he has to do. Steel and Nitro may die, but that is a sacrifice Hiko is willing to make.
"Your aim is insane." Subroza said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Rossy's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Rossy, as Subroza blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Rossy. "Weak ass eco play, Subroza." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Rossy dropped his Sova arrow into Subrpza's open bombsite.
