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The farthest a human being has ever been from Earth was during the Apollo 13 mission, when Americans James Lovell, Fred Haise, John Swigert passed over the far, or "dark" side of the Moon, however this couldnt be further from the truth as the person known as "hiko was approx. 4 light years away from the spike on icebox
I want to eat 🍽 outrageous 😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 👦 🤝 👦 by boys 🧔 💕 💋 🧔 or men 💪 preferably men 😍 🤩
Ta Liek Xie Liek "tarik" is a Chinese Valorant content creator. He works part time at Enlai Guo Ltd. (EG) assembling bootleg Nike trainers. He is a very good citizen with a social credit score of over 9000. When he reaches 10000 social credit, the state will give him permission to marry Po Kie Ma and form a family.
Additional info for our play against [team]
[player a] got fever
[player a] left mousepad
[player b] lost whole gears
[player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
[player c] keyboard bug
We were in chaosSEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world)
Zombs got fever
Zombs left mousepad
Dapr lost whole gears
TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all)
TenZ keyboard bug
We were in chaos.
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round
Hiko plants the bomb and turns to look at Laz
"You took my family"
moves to the left
"You took my friends"
moves to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
bomb timer keeps ticking
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
Hiko fires two shock darts straight at Laz
"HIIKORUKEN"
The shock darts kill Laz instantly. Hiko falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Nitr0.. Senpai... I..."
faints
Final Score
Zeta Division 13
100T 1“They got me,” (Insert player) said of FNATIC winning São Paulo. "Those f***ing FNATIC boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add EU to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.“They got me,” (Insert player) said of Sentinels winning Berlin. "Those f***ing Sentinels boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add NA to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
“He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.