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Additional info for our play against

    The origin of this pasta
    Additional info for our play against [team]

[player a] got fever

[player a] left mousepad

[player b] lost whole gears

[player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)

[player c] keyboard bug

We were in chaos

    Sentinels version

    SEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world)

Zombs got fever

Zombs left mousepad

Dapr lost whole gears

TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all)

TenZ keyboard bug

We were in chaos.

    “Clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round” Valorant version

      clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round

Hiko plants the bomb and turns to look at Laz

"You took my family"

moves to the left

"You took my friends"

moves to the right

"You took all that was dear to me"

bomb timer keeps ticking

"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"

Hiko fires two shock darts straight at Laz

"HIIKORUKEN"

The shock darts kill Laz instantly. Hiko falls to the ground, exhausted.

"Nitr0.. Senpai... I..."

faints

Final Score

Zeta Division 13

100T 1

      “They got me” Valorant version

        Champions Tour 2023: LOCK//IN São Paulo

        “They got me,” (Insert player) said of FNATIC winning São Paulo. "Those f***ing FNATIC boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add EU to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.

        Champions Tour 2021: Masters Berlin

        “They got me,” (Insert player) said of Sentinels winning Berlin. "Those f***ing Sentinels boomed me." (Player) added, “They're so good,” repeating it four times. (Player) then said he wanted to add NA to the list of regions he wants to bootcamp in this summer.

        Original variation of ‘He got me’/’He boomed me’ copypasta

        Overheard in Cavs locker room after Game 7:
“He got me,” LeBron said of Tatum's dunk over him. "That f***ing Tatum boomed me."
LeBron added, “He’s so good,” repeating it four times.
LeBron then said he wanted to add Tatum to the list of players he works out with this summer.

        Shahzam on NA being the dominant region

          Shahzam on NA being the dominant region: "We don't compare ourselves with other regions." Then he rolled up his sleeve and showed a tattoo of Tenz. "I'll let you interpret that however you want," Shahz said.

          Everything changed when the NA region attacked

            Europe. Korea. North America. Brazil. Long ago, the four regions lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the NA region attacked. Only FPX, the master of all five maps, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they choked it.