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Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald.

    Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald.

    Hiko was 4 light years away from the spike

      The farthest a human being has ever been from Earth was during the Apollo 13 mission, when Americans James Lovell, Fred Haise, John Swigert passed over the far, or "dark" side of the Moon, however this couldnt be further from the truth as the person known as "hiko was approx. 4 light years away from the spike on icebox

      Sushiboys

        I want to eat 🍽 outrageous 😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 👦 🤝 👦 by boys 🧔 💕 💋 🧔 or men 💪 preferably men 😍 🤩

        Ta Liek Xie Liek “tarik” is a Chinese Valorant content creator

          Ta Liek Xie Liek "tarik" is a Chinese Valorant content creator. He works part time at Enlai Guo Ltd. (EG) assembling bootleg Nike trainers. He is a very good citizen with a social credit score of over 9000. When he reaches 10000 social credit, the state will give him permission to marry Po Kie Ma and form a family.

          Additional info for our play against

            The origin of this pasta
            Additional info for our play against [team]
            
            [player a] got fever
            
            [player a] left mousepad
            
            [player b] lost whole gears
            
            [player c] sound issue in the match(no foot step at all)
            
            [player c] keyboard bug
            
            We were in chaos

            Sentinels version

            SEN Shahzam: Additional info on play against BBG (best team in the world)
            
            Zombs got fever
            
            Zombs left mousepad
            
            Dapr lost whole gears
            
            TenZ sound issues in the match (no foot step at all)
            
            TenZ keyboard bug
            
            We were in chaos.

            “Clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round” Valorant version

              clock winds down to 5 seconds left in round
              
              Hiko plants the bomb and turns to look at Laz
              
              "You took my family"
              
              moves to the left
              
              "You took my friends"
              
              moves to the right
              
              "You took all that was dear to me"
              
              bomb timer keeps ticking
              
              "I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
              
              Hiko fires two shock darts straight at Laz
              
              "HIIKORUKEN"
              
              The shock darts kill Laz instantly. Hiko falls to the ground, exhausted.
              
              "Nitr0.. Senpai... I..."
              
              faints
              
              Final Score
              
              Zeta Division 13
              
              100T 1