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When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively.

    When EDG is ahead in man advantage, Kang Kang feels that EDG is at a great advantage and thus he will push aggressively. When EDG is even in players, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a small advantage, and he so he pushes aggressively to fight to secure their "lead". When EDG is behind by one player, Kang Kang thinks that EDG is at a disadvantage and so he looks for an aggressive play to regain control of the game. When EDG is down multiple players, Kang Kang thinks that the team has reached a desperate situation and they are only waiting passively for their death if he does not make an aggressive play.

    Original variation was MLXG from LoL


    That’s that real discord kitten valorant

      1 kill, 20 assists? That’s that real discord kitten valorant, I 100% respect it. Those are the stats I put up when I’m tryna get free discord nitro from some shady guy I met on craigslist.Y’all wouldn’t get it

      Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald.

        Who is Sacy?? For the blind, is the bald. For the hungry, is the bald. For the sick, is the bald. For the loner, is the bald. For the sad, is the bald. For the reader, is bald. For the prisoner, is bald. For the poor, is bald. For the debtor, is bald.

        Hiko was 4 light years away from the spike

          The farthest a human being has ever been from Earth was during the Apollo 13 mission, when Americans James Lovell, Fred Haise, John Swigert passed over the far, or "dark" side of the Moon, however this couldnt be further from the truth as the person known as "hiko was approx. 4 light years away from the spike on icebox

          Sushiboys

            I want to eat 🍽 outrageous 😮 amounts of raw 🤤 fish 🐟 tonight 🌙 just the rawer the better 💦 🎣 and I want to be surrounded 👦 🤝 👦 by boys 🧔 💕 💋 🧔 or men 💪 preferably men 😍 🤩

            Ta Liek Xie Liek “tarik” is a Chinese Valorant content creator

              Ta Liek Xie Liek "tarik" is a Chinese Valorant content creator. He works part time at Enlai Guo Ltd. (EG) assembling bootleg Nike trainers. He is a very good citizen with a social credit score of over 9000. When he reaches 10000 social credit, the state will give him permission to marry Po Kie Ma and form a family.