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Copypasta mainly found in Twitch chat as a mean to troll the streamer or bait them into responding. Typically about how bad the streamer is in the game.


Witch Mercy

    Witch Mercy cursed copypasta
    I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

    UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸

      UNBENCH THE KENCH copypasta
      UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸 UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸 UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸 UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸 UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸 UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸 PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸 DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸
      UNROLL THE TADPOLE  UNCLOG THE FROG  UNLOAD THE TOAD  UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT  UNSTICK THE LICK  UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN  UNMUTE THE NEWT  UNBENCH THE KENCH  PERMIT THE KERMIT  DEFOG THE POLLIWOG
      UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸 UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸 UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸 UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸 UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸 UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸 PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸 DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸
      
      ╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣

      Amouranth mod

        Amouranth mod copypasta
        I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.

        Ninja – “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset

          Ninja its just a game copypasta
          The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you’ve lost twice. 
          
          There’s always something to learn, and always room for improvement, never settle.

          NA “Near Airport”

            NA “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the VALORANT Champions, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.
            NA "Not Advancing" is a region known for their brief yearly appearance in the group stage of VALORANT Champions, where they manage to disappoint despite having zero expectations.
            NA aka “Near Airport” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL , they are investing in VALORANT Speedruns. In particular they are current world record holders in Airport Any % and Airport no wins.

            What’s up everybody it’s Cr1t1kal

              Cr1t1kal next leaked script
              What’s up everybody it’s Cr1t1kal. Let’s put our big dicks right into the fleshlight of the problem. These deplorable troglodyte stinky cum check out my twitch streams by the way butthole shit fuck alright that’s about it see ya