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Copypasta mainly found in Twitch chat as a mean to troll the streamer or bait them into responding. Typically about how bad the streamer is in the game.

BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! GimR

    GimR teasing a new Smash tech called "Slingshot" and then going offline without showing anything.
    Context to the GimR’s meme
    (uh oh!โ˜น๏ธ) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! (oh no!๐Ÿ˜ฌ) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! (We messed up๐Ÿ˜ฑ) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! (Not again๐Ÿ˜’) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!๐Ÿค“
    (uh oh!โ˜น๏ธ) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!

(oh no!๐Ÿ˜ฌ) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!

(We messed up๐Ÿ˜ฑ) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!

(Not again๐Ÿ˜’) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!
    UH OH! Back to the Lab Again
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    I'm actually so mad atm, I let an assignment go overdue, skipped a group presentation, and an online final exam to see Gimr's tech showcase, and if after all this it doesn't happen today I'm going to be so pissed. Actually don't know what to do with myself right now
    It's 2097. The few smashers left are still waiting for the GimR tech showcase. You lay on your deathbed, your family surrounding you. GimR, healthy as ever, walks into the room. He whispers into your ear, "The Gimz always wins". You close your eyes and ascend to the Great Beyond.

    FitnessGram Pacer Test

      FitnessGram Pacer test copypasta
      The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!โ€ฆ Start. ding
      The FitnessGramโ„ข Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

      I think itโ€™s safe to say NA is a far superior region

        The original pasta was about EU dominance in LoL
        I think itโ€™s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just donโ€™t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, Iโ€™m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.

        I met Tyler1

          Tyler1 copypasta
          I met Tyler1 about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tyler1 himself.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played games on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Tyler, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tyler put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

          Witch Mercy

            Witch Mercy cursed copypasta
            I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

            UNBENCH THE KENCH ๐Ÿธ

              UNBENCH THE KENCH copypasta
              UNROLL THE TADPOLE ๐Ÿธ UNCLOG THE FROG ๐Ÿธ UNLOAD THE TOAD ๐Ÿธ UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT ๐Ÿธ UNSTICK THE LICK ๐Ÿธ UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN ๐Ÿธ UNMUTE THE NEWT ๐ŸธUNBENCH THE KENCH ๐Ÿธ PERMIT THE KERMIT ๐Ÿธ DEFOG THE POLLIWOG ๐Ÿธ
              UNROLL THE TADPOLE  UNCLOG THE FROG  UNLOAD THE TOAD  UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT  UNSTICK THE LICK  UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN  UNMUTE THE NEWT  UNBENCH THE KENCH  PERMIT THE KERMIT  DEFOG THE POLLIWOG
              UNROLL THE TADPOLE ๐Ÿธ UNCLOG THE FROG ๐Ÿธ UNLOAD THE TOAD ๐Ÿธ UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT ๐Ÿธ UNSTICK THE LICK ๐Ÿธ UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN ๐Ÿธ UNMUTE THE NEWT ๐ŸธUNBENCH THE KENCH ๐Ÿธ PERMIT THE KERMIT ๐Ÿธ DEFOG THE POLLIWOG ๐Ÿธ

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