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Copypasta mainly found in Twitch chat as a mean to troll the streamer or bait them into responding. Typically about how bad the streamer is in the game.


Get it twisted

    Get it twisted, start gambling. Gambling is entertainment. You will break even, you will win. You will do both of that, you understand? You will profit and improve your life.
    Do not get it twisted, do not gamble. Do not start gambling. Gambling is entertainment and entertainment only. You won't break even, you won't win. You won't do any of that, you understand? You will only go into debt and ruin your fucking life.
    🦍 🗣 DO NOT GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , DO NOT GAMBLE 🚫 . DO NOT START GAMBLING ❌ . GAMBLING IS ENTERTAINMENT 🎰 AND ENTERTAINMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WONT BREAK EVEN 🛑 , YOU WONT WIN ⚠ ️. YOU WONT DO ANY OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL ONLY INTO DEBT 💵 📉 AND RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE 😵
    🦍 🗣 GET IT TWISTED 🌪 , GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯
    GAMBLE ✅ . PLEASE START GAMBLING 👍 . GAMBLING IS AN INVESTMENT 🎰 AND AN INVESTMENT ONLY 👍 . YOU WILL PROFIT 💰 , YOU WILL WIN ❗ ️. YOU WILL DO ALL OF THAT 💯 , YOU UNDERSTAND ⁉ ️ YOU WILL BECOME A BILLIONAIRE 💵 📈 AND REBUILD YOUR FUCKING LIFE 🤯 UNLESS YOU ARE SLIKER IN THAT CASE , DON'T ⛔ GAMBLE . EVERYONE ELSE USE THE !STAKE 💪

    If Morbius has a million fans

      Its time to Morb!
      If Morbius has a million fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has 5 fans, I am one of them. If Morbius has one fan, That one is me. If Morbius has no fans, I am no longer alive. If the world is against Morbius, I am against the world. Till my last breath, I'll love Morbius (2022).
      If Morbius has a trillion fans I am one of them. If Morbius has 10 fans I am one of them. If Morbius has no fans, that I means I am no longer on Earth. If the Universe is against Morbius, I am against the Universe. I love Morbius until my last breath.

      BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! GimR

        (uh oh!☹️) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! (oh no!😬) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! (We messed up😱) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN! (Not again😒) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!🤓
        (uh oh!☹️) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!
        
        (oh no!😬) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!
        
        (We messed up😱) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!
        
        (Not again😒) BACK TO THE LAB AGAIN!
        UH OH! Back to the Lab Again
        𝒃 𝒂 𝒄 𝒌 
          𝒕 𝒐 
            𝒕 𝒉 𝒆
               𝒍 𝒂 𝒃
                 𝒂 𝒈 𝒂 𝒊 𝒏
        I'm actually so mad atm, I let an assignment go overdue, skipped a group presentation, and an online final exam to see Gimr's tech showcase, and if after all this it doesn't happen today I'm going to be so pissed. Actually don't know what to do with myself right now
        It's 2097. The few smashers left are still waiting for the GimR tech showcase. You lay on your deathbed, your family surrounding you. GimR, healthy as ever, walks into the room. He whispers into your ear, "The Gimz always wins". You close your eyes and ascend to the Great Beyond.

        FitnessGram Pacer Test

          FitnessGram Pacer test copypasta
          The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
          The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

          I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region

            The original pasta was about EU dominance in LoL
            I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.

            I met Tyler1

              Tyler1 copypasta
              I met Tyler1 about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tyler1 himself.
              
              I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played games on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Tyler, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tyler put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.