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Copypasta mainly found in Twitch chat as a mean to troll the streamer or bait them into responding. Typically about how bad the streamer is in the game.


FitnessGram Pacer Test

    FitnessGram Pacer test copypasta
    The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding
    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

    I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region

      The original pasta was about EU dominance in LoL
      I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.

      I met Tyler1

        Tyler1 copypasta
        I met Tyler1 about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Tyler1 himself.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he played games on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Tyler, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Tyler put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.

        Witch Mercy

          Witch Mercy cursed copypasta
          I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

          UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸

            UNBENCH THE KENCH copypasta
            UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸 UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸 UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸 UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸 UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸 UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸 PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸 DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸
            UNROLL THE TADPOLE  UNCLOG THE FROG  UNLOAD THE TOAD  UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT  UNSTICK THE LICK  UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN  UNMUTE THE NEWT  UNBENCH THE KENCH  PERMIT THE KERMIT  DEFOG THE POLLIWOG
            UNROLL THE TADPOLE 🐸 UNCLOG THE FROG 🐸 UNLOAD THE TOAD 🐸 UNINHIBIT THE RIBBIT 🐸 UNSTICK THE LICK 🐸 UNIMPRISON THE AMPHIBIAN 🐸 UNMUTE THE NEWT 🐸UNBENCH THE KENCH 🐸 PERMIT THE KERMIT 🐸 DEFOG THE POLLIWOG 🐸

╠═══╣Lets build a ladder╠═══╣

            Amouranth mod

              Amouranth mod copypasta
              I don’t need you. There are a whole lot of other streamers that deserve my time and support. As they say there are plenty of other fish in the sea. Fish without husbands too... you liar skank. I will no longer be dedicating 1/3 of my day to moderating your chat. Let the wildebeests roam... and if you need me, I’ll be in STPeach’s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And I’ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said I’m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a liar bitchface.