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I hate Ranboo. He’s evil.

    I hate Ranboo. He's evil. He stole Tubbo from me
    I hate Ranboo. He's evil. He stole Tubbo from me and now I'm going to cry. Does anyone find this relateable??? :/
    I 👁 hate 😡🖕🏻 Ranboo. He's 👨 evil 😈😇. He 👨 stole 😤 Tubbo from me and now I'm 💘 going 🏃💨🏢 to cry 😭. Does anyone 🙋 find 🔎 this relateable???

    Leave the Door Open lyrics

      Open lyrics
      Say baby, say baby, say baby
      
      What you doin'? (What you doin'?)
      Where you at? (Where you at?)
      Oh, you got plans? (You got plans?)
      Don't say that (Shut yo' trap)
      
      I'm sippin' wine (Sip, sip)
      In a robe (Drip, drip)
      I look too good (Look too good)
      To be alone (Woohoo)
      
      My house clean, uh (House clean)
      My pool warm (Pool warm)
      Just shaved (Smooth like a newborn)
      
      We should be dancing, romancing, in the east wing
      And the west wing of this mansion, what's happenin'?
      
      I ain't playin' no games, every word
      That I say is coming straight from the heart, uh
      So if you tryna lay in these arms
      
      I'ma leave the door open
      (I'ma leave the door open)
      I'ma leave the door open, girl
      (I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
      
      That you feel the way I feel
      And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
      Tell me that you're coming through
      
      Ooh, you're so sweet (So sweet)
      So tight (So tight)
      I won't bite (Uh-huh)
      Unless you like (Unless you like)
      
      If you smoke (What you smoke?)
      I got the haze (Purple haze)
      And if you're hungry, girl I got filets (Wohoo)
      
      Ooh baby, don't keep me (Waiting)
      There's so much love we could be making (Shamon)
      
      I'm talking kissing
      Cuddling
      Rose petals in the bathtub, girl lets jump in
      It's bubblin'
      
      I ain't playin no games, every word
      That I say is coming straight from the heart, uh
      So
      (If you tryna lay in these arms)
      If ya'
      Tryna
      Lay in these arms
      
      I'ma leave the door open
      (I'ma leave the door open)
      I'ma leave the door open, girl
      (I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
      Ooh-ooh
      
      That you feel the way I feel
      And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
      Tell me that you're coming through
      (C'mon girl)
      
      La, la, la, la-la-la-la
      I need you baby
      
      La, la, la, la-la-la-la
      I got to see you baby
      
      La, la, la, la-la-la-la
      Girl, I'm tryna give you this
      Ah
      
      Hey, hey
      I'ma leave my door open, baby
      (I'ma leave the door open)
      
      I'ma leave
      I'ma leave my door open, girl
      (I'ma leave the door open, hopin')
      And I'm hopin'
      
      Hopin', that you feel the way I feel
      And you want me like I want you tonight, baby
      Tell me that you're coming through, woo
      
      (La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
      Tell me
      (Tell me that you're coming through)
      
      Woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo
      Woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo, woo, woo-woo
      
      (La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
      La, la, la, la-la
      (Tell me that you're coming through)
      
      Girl, I'm here just waiting for you (Ay)
      Come on over, I'll adore you (Girl, gotta know)
      (La, la, la, la-la-la-la)
      I'm waiting, waiting, waiting for you
      
      (Tell me that you're coming through)
      Girl, I'm here just waiting for you
      Come on over, I'll adore you 

      Harry Potter quotes but the word “wand” is replaced with “penis”

        I wanna read the whole book like this
        Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
        
        Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
        
        You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.
        
        Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils
        
        Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.
        
        Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
        
        There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.
        
        Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…
        
        There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.
        
        Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.
        
        There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.
        
        It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically...
        
        Oh, move over,' Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's penis, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘ALABAMA!

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          Las Vegas Shooting Copypasta

            During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.

            Castaways

              Castaways, we are castaways, ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways
              We’re stuck where we are with no house, no car, castaways, ahoy, we are castaways
              
              We were out at sea on a sailing ship
              The rain began to rain and the wind began to whip
              We felt the ship tip, it was going down
              So we launched our lifeboat so we wouldn’t drown
              
              Castaways, we are castaways, ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways
              On an island at sea
              
              Just me, me, and me
              
              Castaways, ahoy, we are castaways