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Harry Potter quotes but the word “wand” is replaced with “penis”

    I wanna read the whole book like this
    Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it...
    
    Your penis, Lucius. I require your penis.' Voldemort drew out his own penis and compared the lengths.
    
    You talk about penises like they’ve got feelings,' said Harry, 'like they can think for themselves.
    
    Harry's penis had still been in his hand when he’d jumped — it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils
    
    Draco’s sleek, black penis. Identical to his father’s penis as far as Harry could remember.
    
    Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany penis. Eleven inches.
    
    There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's penis and mine sort of...connected.
    
    Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, penises raised…
    
    There was a lot more to magic, as Harry quickly found out, than waving your penis and saying a few funny words.
    
    Your penis, Harry! Use your penis!' Hermione shouted.
    
    There will be no foolish penis-waving or silly incantations in this class.
    
    It’s the way you’re moving your penis,' said Hermione, watching Ron critically...
    
    Oh, move over,' Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's penis, tapped the lock, and whispered, ‘ALABAMA!

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      Las Vegas Shooting Copypasta

        During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.

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          Castaways, we are castaways, ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways
          We’re stuck where we are with no house, no car, castaways, ahoy, we are castaways
          
          We were out at sea on a sailing ship
          The rain began to rain and the wind began to whip
          We felt the ship tip, it was going down
          So we launched our lifeboat so we wouldn’t drown
          
          Castaways, we are castaways, ahoy there, ahoy, we are castaways
          On an island at sea
          
          Just me, me, and me
          
          Castaways, ahoy, we are castaways

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