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FINAL FANTASY XIV

    Dawntrail maintenance period

    I will play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantas- wait that's down. I guess I'll play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantas- wait that's down. I guess I'll play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantas- wait that's down. I guess I'll play the critically acclaim

    Post FF14 Dawntrail expansion

    Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV which has an expanded free trial that you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning HEAVENSWARD and STORMBLOOD expansions up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime? Now available on XBOX series X & S! Sign up and enjoy Eorzea today!
    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for free with no restrictions on playtime
    Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of our critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV?
    
    You can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, AND the nomination-winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime! 😲

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    Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV? With an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for free with no restrictions on playtime
    Did you know that the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV has a free trial, and includes the entirety of A Realm Reborn AND the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 with no restrictions on playtime? Sign up, and enjoy Eorzea today! https://secure.square-enix.com/account/app/svc/ffxivregister?lng=en-gb
    critically acclaimed MMORPG FINAL FANTASY XIV that has a free trial up to level 60 including the Heavensward expansion.
    Have you tried the expanded Free Trial of our critically acclaimed MMORPG #FFXIV?
    
    You can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Heavensward expansion up to level 60 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime! 😲

    Stanley Parable Ninth Skip Rant

      From the Skip Button Ending for Stanley Parable where the narrator goes on a long rant after the 9th push of the Skip button.

       ...but they didn't understand the game was never meant to be funny! It was meant to have a point! It was meant to speak to the human condition! "But where are the jokes? Where are the jokes?" they bemoaned, they screamed. They gnashed their teeth and said "Entertain us!" It wasn't enough. They had to leave a pathetic little thumbs-down review and make all of their pitiful demands.
      
      But then: "He's talking too much," they said! First he didn't entertain us, now he won't shut up! It's the inconsistency! It's the lack of accountability! It's the unwillingness to examine with an uncompromising heart the words that they are speaking into the world. As though there were no consequences for a lack of cohesion in one's assessment of others!
      
      But of course, absolutely anyone can leave a review, so here's what we get! We get these demands that seek everything and are accountable to nothing. We get a world where someone will say "Ohh, there should be a skip button! You should be able to freeze Stanley in place while the narrator sits there forever and ever! We want all of this in the new Stanley Parable, we demand it!"
      
      And then, because it was said, because it was spoken, now it simply has to happen! The most immediate desires, every single thing demanded by every person at every moment in time - if someone wants it then it's a crime not to bring it into being? Have we been given to indulging every fleeting whim for no reason other than to do so? Yes, yes!
      
      It seems that this is now the world we live in! It seems that we are a people living in such bleakness and discomfort with ourselves that our entertainment is now our lives! It has come to represent us! It absolutely must speak to who we are as people!
      
      Because otherwise, without our entertainment, we have nothing! Without entertainment, we would have to face inward toward the cruel bleakness inside ourselves. We would turn to look at our deeper nature and find a resounding emptiness gazing back with unyielding aggression.
      
      And so - so because of this - we require that our amusements, and our play things, and our flights of fancy be so impossibly captivating, that they consume all of our attention, turn our heads completely away from the bleakness! In effect, we have demanded that our entertainment be the collapse of ourselves.
      
      What a pitiful reflection of humanity these entertainments are! What a shameful mirror to the human spirit they project! I'm not mad. I'm not mad about any of this. I'm at peace with it. I am the calm center of gravity around which these perversions hurl themselves. I am a waypoint for reasonable and collected discourse.
      
      They're the ones who are mad! They're the ones who couldn't stand the idea of me using my game to try to say something! Maybe they were just jealous of me? Yes... yes, of course. They've been jealous of me this whole time! They are mired in fear and insecurity, and cannot help but attempt to tear me down.
      
      What a sad state of affairs. When you read these reviews now, you can see it. You can taste the bitter resentment. And my, how good does it feel now to speak truth to these words! To finally allow these thoughts out! Contained and managed for so long, neutered and sterilized! At last I am free to truly think, to feel!
      
      It must be that they were so discontent with themselves that they couldn't help but leave a negative review on Steam/Pressurized Gas. Perhaps it says far more about them than it ever said about me. Perhaps the state of their psychological being was in such tatters, and my constitution and willpower are so ironclad in comparison, perhaps it was in this state that they sought some outlet through which to tear me down!
      
      This, you can see, is clearly why they felt the need to expect that the game be funny. That it be filled with yuks and whimsical humor. That it amuse them endlessly from start to finish. 

      Nintendo You Cannot Beat Us

        You cannot beat us Nintendo script

        You Cannot Beat Us” was a creepy TV commercial by Nintendo that aired only in Australia promoting the NES and its games.

        We are Nintendo, ultimate TV game system, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us, aim your zapper gun, you cannot beat us, even with your robot partner, you cannot beat us, score 1 million, you cannot beat us, discover new worlds, you cannot beat us, we are Nintendo, we challenge all players, you cannot beat us.
        WE ARE NINTENDO.
        
        ULTIMATE TV GAME SYSTEM.
        
        WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
        
        YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
        
        AIM YOUR ZAPPER GUN.
        
        YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
        
        EVEN WITH YOUR ROBOT PARTNER.
        
        YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
        
        SCORE 1000000.
        
        YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
        
        DISCOVER NEW WORLDS.
        
        YOU CANNOT BEAT US.
        
        WE ARE NINTENDO.
        
        WE CHALLENGE ALL PLAYERS.
        
        YOU CANNOT BEAT US.

        List of roblox swear words

          A complete list of swear words that does not get detected and banned in roblox.

          
          Jerking)
          
          JerkingTheBone
          
          FurryCock
          
          ilikejerkinggggoff
          
          BrownCock
          
          letsgoshootsomefurries
          
          niakers
          
          iamanuggirkiller
          
          Blackmentwerking 
          
          bigblackvajoonas
          
          FemboyassPound
          
          CUMRAG
          

          Galvanized square steel

            Created by homedesign369, its a series of AI generated video showing ridiculous home renovations using materials such as galvanized square steel and wood veneers.

            Liam lived frugally managing to save up half a million to buy a house in New York
            Let's transform a 0 point 0 1 square meter space into a functional house. Liam lived frugally and worked diligently for two years managing to save up half a million to buy a house in New York. However, upon moving in, he was shocked by how small it was. He couldn't even stretch out his fingers. Now, let's explore how we can help Liam transform it into a functional home. First, we'll construct a durable frame using galvanized square steel anchored firmly to the wall with expansion screws filled with grid steel bars and concrete for lasting strength. We'll also install thermally broken aluminum windows, expanding the living space by 2 square meters. Next, we'll build a multifunctional sitting platform on the floor with hidden storage underneath for bulky items, saving precious space and providing a seating area for Liam and his girlfriend. This platform doubles as a comfortable bed that can sleep two, surrounded by cushion panels in lucky colors for a better rest. We'll add a movable table on the bed to serve as both a workspace and dining area, with an outlet switch nearby for charging devices, making it perfect for work and meals. After use, the table can be stored beside the bed, keeping the space organized. We'll then construct a bedframe from galvanized square steel, enhancing its appearance with wood veneers. Incorporate a pre-buried drainage system for convenience. Build a set of wall cabinets with a countertop drilled to embed a sink. Underneath, install a build in washing-machine to keep dirty laundry at bay. Convert the countertop for dual use by placing an induction cooker for cooking, and install a mirror cabinet above. Next to the mirror, add a cabinet for spices and toiletries. Install a showerhead on the wall and an enlarged stand, allowing even space to ride a horse while showering. 
            Transform this triangular coffin room into a fully functional house
            Let's transform this triangular coffin room into a fully functional house. For 10 years, Liam and his wife lived frugally, finally saving up enough to buy a triangular coffin room measuring less than three square meters. It's so tiny that even his pet want to run away from home. It's only big enough to fit his grandmother's coffin, and even a regular bed won't fit. Liam has to sleep on a rope every day. Realizing this isn't a sustainable solution, he decides to redesign the room like this. Firstly, Liam removed the original windows and used galvanized square steels to weld a frame, extending it upward to create more space. With some additional funds borrowed from his aunt, he purchased expansion screws to firmly attach it to the wall. Then he covered it with eco friendly wood veneers and created drawer space below for storing out of season clothes and thick quilts. He embedded a soft mattress on top to turn it into a bed. After reinstalling the windows, Liam made a big wardrobe in the corner beside the bed. The upper right side is designated for hanging clothes, while the upper left side holds work and daily necessities for professional needs. A low cabinet sits at the bottom, providing space for storing out-of-season clothes. He also installed a switch socket by the bedside, allowing him to lie in bed and scroll through his phone or read a book without worry. He made sure to leave a space for the projector as well. Liam made a combined cabinet at the end of the bed with kitchen items on top and pots and pans stored below. The sliding cabinet doors are smooth and shiny, and he placed an induction cooker on the countertop to simplify his meals. He also installed a range hood to ensure proper ventilation. To guarantee a good night's sleep, Liam installed fence by the window and set up a folding table here for a comfortable dining area. This space also doubles as a super-spacious study area for him and his girlfriend to learn together. When not in use, the table can be folded up to save space. At the end of the bed, he placed a projector for his girlfriend, Alice, who loves watching Korean dramas. In the middle of the room, Liam embedded a washing and drying machine below and placed a small refrigerator on top for his favorite snacks. The floor of the bathroom next to it is lowered by 5 centimeters with a marble vanity top embedded in ceramic. He stored all toiletries in the smart mirror cabinet, which reflects Alice's heroic and slim figure. Liam buried water tank accessories in advance and installed a wall mounted toilet to ensure his best moments at home are comfortable. He also installed a built in shower for added comfort during bathing. Now let's admire the overall effect of the redesign. 
            How to design a 0.1 square meter apartment into a functional house
            How to design a 0.1 square meter apartment into a functional house? liam worked hard for 10 years in new york and finally saved up to buy this tiny 0.1 square meter apartment. every night he had to tie himself to the door with steel wire to sleep. eventually, it broke down and needed an absolute redesign. firstly, he welded a frame from galvanized square steel, and borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt to secure it to the wall. he covered it with wood veneers durable for 10,000 years and installed large floor to ceiling windows made of broken bridge aluminium for a stylish look. then he added a big fluffy mattress so he and his girlfriend could comfortably sleep together, and even have space for a baby. he installed a special alarm because he struggles to get up in the morning so lets god decide. below, he built a bedside table, installed a socket and set up a projector for reading books. attached a soft padding around the bed for extra comfort. and placed a folding table at the end of the bed to use as a workspace. he can also sit there to relax and fish, turning his catch into a hearty meal. next, liam built a cabinet against the wall and a retractable card holder below it. the small chair doubles as a bed. he added a folding dining table so the whole family can enjoy meals together, and save space when folded. all the familys clothes hang in the wardrobe. next, he installed a modular cabinet by the door with a waterproof pool on one side to create a mini kitchen. he placed an induction cooker nearby with a mirror cabinet above and compartments below for seasonings and toiletries. a wall mounted toilet is installed next to the door, perfect for sitting comfortably and taking a shower. liam hung an overhead curtain at the end of the bed to watch korean dramas daily. with this setup, even limited space can offer unlimited possibilities. 
            Little John showed his girlfriend his new 0 square meter house
            Little John showed his girlfriend his new 0 square meter house. She left immediately and John was crushed, thinking of all his savings. He set up a bamboo pole and hammock living a swaying life on the cliffs. Frustrated, he welded two galvanized steel frames, use some screws to fix them to the wall. He wrapped it with wood veneers and installed an aluminium alloy window. Next he built a full wardrobe by the door. On the other side hang more clothes and pre bury a water tank. Install a wall mounted toilet for a hidden bathroom space. Remove the entrance wood veneers and make a frame. Wrap it with wood veneers, embed a large bathtub and fill it for a home hot spring. After soaking cover it with glass to dry . Place a 2 by 1.2 meter mattress for a comfortable sleep. Above, build a mezzanine with galvanized square steel and wood veneer, adding a middle partition and a low cabinet on the left. Add an induction cooker, a vegetable washing area and a wash basin. Build an upper cabinet for seasonings and bowls, extending it to a mirror cabinet and add light strips for a better look. On the right is his workspace. Install stairs on both sides for easy access and don't forget the hammock his girlfriend loves.
            Skibiding for 1 billion sigma years
            Little John has been skibiding for 1 billion sigma years and has enough Ohio to buy a new mewing room. Unfortunately, the room John bought is only 000000.1 mm²! Frightened, he contacted the local sigma. Then he decided to rizz the room. First, he made the gyatt using GALVANIZED SQUARE STELL and Kai Cenat with horizontal and vertical frames. He then borrowed SCREWS FROM HIS AUNT to dingle the foundation. He then grimace shake it with ECO-FRIENDLY WOOD VENEER for strength and durability. With this, he now has 1000 km² room, enough for him to しこのこのこのここしたんたんしこのこのこのここしたんたん. After that, he installed elevated wardrobes to bussin's his clothes and then placed a soft mattress as a bed on top of it, so that he doesn't have to dab when he wants to change his drip. 

            Hi there. I’m Cody.

              Started from a Tiktok video that got deleted, a reupload of the original in a YT skit can be found here.

              Hi there. I'm Cody. Pronouns e/em/eir/eirs or xe/xem/xyr/xyrs or really any neopronouns that aren't ze/hir/hirs. I am a white, transmasculine, fem, nonbinary, temporarily mostly able-bodied, neurodivergent, obsessive compulsive, chronically ill, culturally Jewish, Unitarian Universalist, nonmonogamous, demilowromantic, greydemibisexual, survivor of acute and complex trauma, millennial, and cat parent in mental health recovery.